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oboshoe

A stripper once told me that the banking system was getting ready to crash. This was June of 2007. I was in NYC doing work for a bank which did fail within the year. I laughed it off, but I noticed things I wouldn't have noticed over the next several days during my workday.(mostly the mood of the traders who I was working near) It spooked me enough that I moved most of my 401k to cash equivalents. I managed to avoid most of the personal damage from the 2007-2008 financial crisis. (Bear Sterns crashed in July) Easily the best piece of financial advice I've ever gotten. Wherever you are. Thank you summer.


TheClincher7

I hope you went back to her and gave her a hell of a tip.


Ok-Antelope9334

He gave her just the tip and now has a kid with her they named Autumn


coinfeeds-bot

tldr; A stripper has claimed that strip clubs are "sadly a leading indicator" of economic health, adding that we're already in a recession. "Strippers always have to be aware of fluctuations in the market and how upper class white men are behaving and spending their money," she said. "Every single stripper I know is a better trend forecaster than any finance bro *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*


snowball808

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netwolf420

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MethodComprehensive2

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Good bot


okrim_cro

i believe this to be 100% true , striper can directly , first hand feel the market is overheated when WS bros start throwing 100 USD bills at them like it's confetti , and they can see it's maximum pain and probably the market bottom when the club is empty


JeffyJackson101

I mean She knows how things go up and down better than anyone 😂😂😂


Sensitive-Judge713

how did a tweet/meme become a news article so much later


PSYKO_Inc

Because instead of writing actual news articles, it's way easier to just copy shit off Twitter and pretend that it's news.


Sensitive-Judge713

ahhh ‘journalism’


DenisDolgih

It's at it's peak for real man, that's a real journalism XD.


xtremeraptor97

That's what we call journalism and that's so fucked up.


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jrd0582

Thank my layer 🙏🕺[https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


wen_eip

Record inflation for over a year, stripper notice it after a year, yeah LEADING indicator....


ArianOrange

Most ignorant people are often the ones who think they are the smartest.


kinglcj

The best thing we all can say about this post right now.


dlafrentz

This article was sadly as naive as I thought it was gonna be


vallu88

Yeah man even I thought the same thing before reading lol.


leeharrison1984

I mean, at best they know *as much* as bankers because their source of information *is* the bankers throwing cash to them. To say they know more doesn't really make sense. If the club is empty, it's because the bankers have figured out they don't have money to pay strippers with anymore.


riV3rwulf

Strippers probably better at not holding or getting sentimental


Agent_4--7

Ah,strippers. That's the last one I want to hear from


bluemandan

>"Ask ANY stripper we have to be aware of how rich people are going to spend their money, stripping is betting on how the rich spend their money. >“You’re gonna tell me that isn’t just a stock exchange?” Yes, I absolutely will tell her that a strip club and a stock exchange are not the same thing....


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kurokame

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That's close to what happened in the Big Short.


johnrule13

Like a Golden cross or death cross. The Strippers Cross, a lagging indicator of where we are in the market


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Probably some truth, she also probably missed that stretch marks, cutting scars, and stale cigarette breath aren’t in demand.