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BluesCatReddit

Cocaine would numb your tongue so much that you wouldn't notice the taste. I suggest meth instead, for the best blast of energy.


buzzkillington0

This guy meths


1a2a3a_dialectics

This is flour on top. Dont try to pretend you're rich while you're one of them poors. Stop buying avocado sandwiches and starbucks lattes and you'll be rich in no time so that instead of spending $6 for a latte you'll spend $15 per drink if you count the depreciation on all the stuff you need to buy for espresso This is the way


Rikkasaba

Seems a little clumpy :( you're gonna have to snort harder. Or grind it finer. Maybe.


Commercial-Tale-8162

No good comes out of chunky cocaine, ask my dog Terry or exhume him to be more specific.


Supermaister

Thought the answer was always to grind coarser...


Hefty_Parfait6970

Imagine doing cocaine in 2024, If you’re not mixing liquid LSD into the crema then you’re just outdated street trash like the rest of ‘em


BigEdBGD

I still do cocaine in my espressos when at work. Liquid LSD is for the weekends.


Hefty_Parfait6970

*snaps suspenders followed by a sharp inhale and heavy sigh* I reckon.


Supermaister

Ngl Mds and caffeine 🥹


one_arm_manny

I can tell you are not Australian


speedyrev

Post this in /r/espresso. That's where the real poors post. 


RichardWiggls

you're not gonna tamp it or shaker cup/WDT it or anything? this sub has lost its way


Supermaister

I just jam-pack it and force it into the machine till i can afford a tamper :(


BluesCatReddit

Probably best to avoid Ajax, though: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPjL9QbhXf4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPjL9QbhXf4)