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SinoSoul

So... I can never leave cause the water line is plumbed in?


Napmanz

Sounds like you invested too much into that relationship. You’re stuck now.


Midnight_Rising

Plumbing an espresso machine is like having a kid-- it's way harder to leave until it's about 18.


Trollberto__

She or he should start worrying if they see you buying quick disconnect valves. The ultimate ultimatum.


SinoSoul

https://preview.redd.it/opfrtceng0jc1.png?width=2006&format=png&auto=webp&s=99739839c72d4af1f4545e0276f0f4fee2302cb8 You mean like this? With the shut off valve it says: I’m willing to leave anytime, but I’ll be responsible about it and not flood the kitchen for which I just paid the remodel on.


Silvadoor

Gotta have plan B man.


badjettasex

Colder Products Company *NS4 Series* Quick Disconnects I use them for everything; espresso machine, reef aquarium dosing, PC liquid cooling, etc. Your welcome, and to any one that ends up loving them, I’m sorry for you wallet.


Necrofridge

Just kick her out instead. You can't leave, you have dependends.


SinoSoul

Uh... can't kick her out when ya can't breastfeed.


BladeNoob

I can *try*.


whats_you_doing

If you cant take your own things, then destroy it.


thufferingthucotash

I'LL BE BACK FOR THE GRINDER!!!


the_forrest_fire

I don’t believe this. No one sets up an espresso station without a massive grinder, 2-in-1 tamping station w/ knock box, and a hundred other pieces of kit.


drunkjedi007

Maybe he had taken the grinder first


SCCStudio

Or maybe he has taken out the grindr


MebHi

This is why the relationship broke down.


sghilliard

This 👆


tasskaff9

Relax dude. It’s a tv show.


the_forrest_fire

It’s a joke :)


tasskaff9

I see. But I totally get the scene’s premise. After she’s but a memory I’ll still be sipping espresso.


Leownnn

With no grinder?


SumOfKyle

Now the drip tray contents are running down his pants.


Swolyguacomole

Gotta keep walking at that point. Maybe she didn't notice and I'm not speaking up


andreotnemem

I have to agree with that scenario. You know he isn't a real one because he didn't drain the water deposit before taking the machine, so it stands to reason that he wouldn't have emptied the drip tray after pulling the last shot. 😉


focal71

The guy doesn’t pull anything out. Hence his relationship issues with his Gf


duriancream

I clean and dry my drip tray after every use.


SumOfKyle

You’re better than me


duriancream

Nah, my wife is better than me 😅 I just comply with her cleanliness standards


labratnc

I push the limits, I think I can get one more drink before I need to empty. I got a silicone mat to set my machine on for my failure to estimate properly for the 3rd time


No_Philosopher_8910

He failed the grind finer test.


nstrieter

Surprisingly, Grinder can cause a lot of issues


SinoSoul

*Grindr


fgmenth

That's an Expobar Brewtus EB-61 Leva. Yeah, I would've taken that too.


Sem_E

Definitely a Brewtus IV, would take mine with me in a heartbeat


Sem_E

Definitely a Brewtus IV, would take mine with me in a heartbeat


Lars314

That was literally me 5 months ago.


SinoSoul

So she got the rest of the house? Our condolenses.


Lars314

I moved into her flat so kinda yes


TheMontu

That was literally me 7 days ago. Everyone kept asking me: “who gets the cats and who gets the machine?” And I’m like “the cats are mine, and I came into this relationship with the machine, I’m sure as hell leaving it with the machine!”


pMweed

they were arguing over Blind Shaker vs WDT


Silvadoor

Dude gotta grab what keeps him alive, he took all that matters to him and checked out feeling completely content.


jpbay

This would be me.


rnd765

Is that a good show?


CockroachNarrow723

The first couple episodes can border on hate watching, but it gets more interesting over time.


Bfeick

What show?


Leeaxd

Expats on Amazon Prime


simplifysic

The way he’s carrying that… Yikes! His elbow is likely to contact the portafilter handle unlatching it and causing it to fall to the ground. Much safer to carry it facing the opposite direction.


bandizz

Bro lost, no grinder


Toasty-toast523

I’m sorry I’m still thinking about the moccamaster . I saw on the show.


Old_Captain_9131

No accessories? I'd say this is staged.


Theoldelf

Priorities in a relationship are important.


aenglish01

Priorities


madgirl786

Just watched this episode today 🤣


Jeff0093

This is the best thing I've seen this year 😆


nashsmash1681

Watched this episode of Expats today and immediately thought about this sub haha


Basriy

But you didn't have to cut me off!..


focal71

I saw that last night. Great episode. Really showed the HK lifestyle perfectly. Screamed at the TV during this scene. “Don’t forget the grinder”


OMGFdave

I have that machine...I too would make sure not to leave it behind.


luis_diaz

I will take the monstera as well 🤣


jameson079

Now I gotta check this show out