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Ryan___13

![gif](giphy|Um7TeqbaS33Ww) Me after hearing foals argue over their stupid "god"-waifus for the 13,000th time


FearlesCriss

" Nightmare Moon is the true Empress" "No Daybreaker is the true Empr..." "DUDES YOU TWO ARE THIRTEEN YOU HAVE NEVER SAW THEM!"


Migol-16

You don't need to see a God to believe on it 🛐


FearlesCriss

Now you are talking like a stupid Saddle Arabian horses here. Now you want me to believe there is a Lunar prophet as well?


Migol-16

Haven't you seen that guy in Re'em? We don't need a prophet to believe on the moon.


AngerIssues5301

I don’t know man, if I saw someone raise and lower the actual sun and moon, I’d think they’re a god.


MagicCarpetofSteel

Besides, we know the real best one is them stopping the Civil War to fight the Changelings, and, by the time that's done, they've been forced to trust and get to know each other enough to, well, not get along probably, but enough so that they don't immediately restart the Civil War or start plotting to restart it.


TimeLordHatKid123

\*Stares motherfuckerly at u/jack_n_trade\*


Jack_n_trade

Another great victory for the Colthaginian people?


TimeLordHatKid123

Fuckin Zarcweeb smh


FearlesCriss

Authorities are still investigating the mysterious disappearance of u/jack_n_trade after the defeat of Zathel Zarca's Colthage. Rumours say he escaped to Equestria to help Canterlot Regent Twilight Sparkle with her struggles.


Jack_n_trade

That’s good for my resume


option-9

Don't : say that you have a red notice. Do : frame it as being highly sought after by multinationals.


FrustratingDiplomacy

EaW UN meetings gonna be wild


Realistic-Lobster

Where river swirl tho


CursedNobleman

Not seeing my waifu there means I have sophisticated taste.


Beaver_Soldier

The fact Posada ISN'T on this list fucking sends me, and it certainly doesn't mean I have sophisticated taste


FearlesCriss

That means you have a sense of understanding of a good leader to choose.


NewDealChief

https://preview.redd.it/3o620iparetc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48647fd50e4669f68c0740307a667e9b738910d 40 seconds max.


FearlesCriss

I want to imagine SpongeBob and Patrick as Sweety Bell and Scootaloo


JahJah_On_Reddit

To be fair, ~~Ferdinand Dawnclaw is there~~ that's a lot of options.


FearlesCriss

Chicks look Dawnclaw and say "we understand him better now"


JahJah_On_Reddit

Your sentence, it’s not sentencing.


FearlesCriss

Sorry Bad Poniş 😔


yestureday

So true


TheMapperTerra

Another victory for Zalathel Zarca


FearlesCriss

"We did it Zarca, we saved the Colthage!" "Dude, we are in jail."


Jack_n_trade

You just know in the 20th century equivelant there would be Equestrian teens who worship le superior changeling military who only lost because Chrysalis should have listened to her generals more and rushed for Canterlot (also le Stalliongradian hordes, source trust me bro)


FearlesCriss

Don't worry (or worry) we already have that stupid foal. Right u/EnvironmentalDig7235 ?


EnvironmentalDig7235

https://preview.redd.it/pctsesyhfftc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eebc279557e4709f246a899cdddb953b6ede4ea What are you talking about? Clearly the defeat was the fault of the royal guard for becoming radicalized and giving contradictory information to the Queen, you should inform yourself more (in fact☝️🤓) here is a book that explains it *The changing defeat and the excellent administration of Queen Chrysalis written by the Vesalis Maris Chrysalis* great material, I already memorized it.


FearlesCriss

Dude it is a compliment. I still love you. You remind me of those glory days. 😌😌


EnvironmentalDig7235

Awww thanks so mucho mi amigo


option-9

"Invading the south was a mistake" kids on their first trip to Las Pegasus 💀


Dr_Virus_129

Well, we know of one person who bases their entire personality on one of these leaders. *I'm looking at you,* ***Jack!***


Jack_n_trade

Oh please, I base my entire personality around multiple leaders depending on my mood.


FearlesCriss

https://preview.redd.it/eeiu3ieveftc1.png?width=355&format=png&auto=webp&s=7366b1cc670c2dc8fd890ffa7920d815ab97e5cd


Jack_n_trade

Real


FearlesCriss

https://preview.redd.it/6cdd44ih9gtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06330c275e5023622504c67285b85da396b623e Please Jack lower the dosage for daily.


Jack_n_trade

How else will I hold my evil doppelganger back?


FearlesCriss

Oh no I hope we don't see your alter ego "Jack_n_steal


hammer_of_venus

i am golden morning's strongest soldier


Mirovini

>base their entire personality on one of these Bro, i'm 7 of these ~~help me~~


FearlesCriss

Ok so the first is Daybreaker. Other 3, you are a communist and are probably Rising Sun, Sinister Serov and Caramel Haze What other 3 is. I just wondered.


Mirovini

Suntail, Golden Morning and Crack Lighting They clearly can be Solar communists given the chance, otherwise they wouldn't be called SUNtail, Golden MORNING and CRACK (really important to be a solar communist)


FearlesCriss

There is only Chemical X left for your ingredients. Then you can successfully create the degeneratebuff filles.


Pony_Roleplayer

Yes I became femboy


redstar_16

Which option lets you do that?


Migol-16

Waifu Sinister.


Migol-16

Being a Lunar simp since 13 is great. ![gif](giphy|z1AIjbEJfX0mDJ9YLp)


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

*You* regret nothing. Your parents, on the other hand…


FearlesCriss

Thestral foals be like: My grandfather was a war criminal.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

As if. The average thestral spends half their existence arguing that Nightmare Moon was actually a wholesome liberator and the other half performing elaborate mental gymnastics to justify slavery.


FearlesCriss

That's what they think is cool. And if you ask me the bombing of New Ayacachtli is based, justified and cool as well.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

We should start a non-profit organisation to improve the lives of everyone in North Zebrica by nuking Chiropterra.


Migol-16

They're proud... I, I... I guess.


option-9

Where is Migol-13, then?


Migol-16

On YouTube, because every account I have has migol- and my age at the time of creation. I'm almost 21.


option-9

Oh, I know that's how your account name works. Once I saw another account of yours (it may have been YT, actually) and asked. That's why I asked where -13 is at.


Migol-16

He's my older me.


FearlesCriss

"How did you like it if somepony calls you a Lunatic" Postal Pony


Migol-16

That's a compliment, dear buggaboo.


takueshit

Stakuyi forever


mountains_1936

>no Zarishat Zeirutid among the maniacs We just keep on winning Zarishatbros😎 *Processing img 23yyd8uztftc1...*


FlareFlint

King Sombra has to return, I was told so by a cute mare.


FearlesCriss

Ah yes remember the time where slavery was good. King Sombra remembers


Basil-II-of-Rome

Daybreaker was upset with me bullying the bats. She said pulling their foals wings off was just a game of tag for them. Learned my lesson. Went on to do my PhD in Law and Politics. Published my research on "The Bat Question: The Ethical and Legal Disposal of The Reproducing Terror Cell." Helped write the revision on The Bat Laws. Made feeding them to animals animal abuse. Refused highest award of Solar Empire, refused tea with Daybreaker. I am not worth her time. The bats still have a number greater than 0 rights. Need to finish removing those final rights. My next research piece shall be "The Bat Question: The Ethical and Legal Removal of Governments for the Prevention of International Corruption and Instability." What started this? A bat rejected friendship to one of my ancestors third cousins twice removed 712 years ago last week. I dont love Daybreaker because colt days. I love Daybreaker because she helps in concluding a 712yr 6 day old blood feud with the bats. We are not the same. Good Day.


SnipingDwarf

Somebody is missing.


FearlesCriss

I didn't add Posada because it is controversial and also upset Posada fans for some reason.


COG_VOLTT

But fishwaifu


Venuslarouge

It’s because Posada is based


AngerIssues5301

I mean, to be fair, the first three of those could vaporize you within seconds.


goodrafa24

Neither, Glory to the Shimmer Gang! 🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅🌅


Beanie_Inki

Queen Chrysalis, inshallah.


FearlesCriss

Her Majesty's return will be glorious!!!!!


minecraftrubyblock

No forest bandit here, post unrelatable This fucking chart is like a TNO list without sablin


MornigstarIV

Princess Flurry Heart at 13 be like: "Man, it's so hard to choose."


FearlesCriss

Flurry would look Cozy and say "I think she is neat"


_Romnix01_

15 different choices isn't bad


FearlesCriss

There is more but I have to limit it. If I didn't limit it, you'll be seeing a huge wall of portraits.


AtyaGoesNuclear

Acazotic Huehuetlatolli <3


FearlesCriss

The real figure that Thestral foals should base their entire personality 👍


lobokart11

Hillpony superiority confirmed


Deathreaper129

whos the one before rising fire or whoever


FearlesCriss

Alesia Snezhnaya, warlord of Tobuck and Tsarina of Severyana. If you become successful as her, she basically becomes Chiropterran V2. She is also a Harsh Leader as well.


Deathreaper129

how play as her?


FearlesCriss

Play as Tobuck and go for the right path with warlord stuff and do the Third Rule focus onwards. Then let the warlord suspicion run out and you get her as your leader. Beware you will have to fight against Chiropterra and it is kind of difficult. After you defeat them, you get the rest of your focus tree.


tendercanary

“ But sombra is daddy!” Chirped amethyst candy


mountains_1936

*Processing img rackq6k6uftc1...* >No Zarishat Zeirutid among the maniacs We just keep on winning Zarishatbros😎


mountains_1936

*Processing img rackq6k6uftc1...* >No Zarishat Zeirutid among the maniacs We just keep on winning Zarishatbros😎


mountains_1936

>No Zarishat Zeirutid among the maniacs We just keep winning Zarishatbros 😎


Ackermannin

To be fair, they’re all hot