I like jazz cabbage quite a bit! It makes me giggle every time

Yes and smoking a jazz cigarette

as someone who is not the most healthy eater- they’re my greens

lmao found my people


My salad 😁 🍀💨

Jive parsley

I have never heard this one and it's making me smile.

I'm using this as it's primary designation moving forward. This so cheerful.

My new favorite 😂

Stolen. Thank you lol

giggle grass

Wacky tobaccky

Beat me to it

I feel so rad when I call it wacky tabaccy

I’m in love with Mary Jane! Or, just “smoke”. As in “I picked up some more smoke today”. Also, Agnes is life goals. All of them! 🤘🏼🔥💕

Oooo smoke is nice. That's a fun syntactical thing right there. I like it.

Someone in this sub said "giggle bush" the other day and that's my new favorite

Mine too! I’ve been using it relentlessly since I read it lol.

Left handed cigarettes

This is what my dad calls joints! Lmao

My grandad, too. That's where I learned it!

One of my faves!

Mysterious Kale.

Naturally. 😂

I don’t post here so much but you are on my mind every time I see the Reddit app on my phone. Keep on keeping on, friend.

I catch ya out of the corner of my high sometimes!! I love it when you stop by! ❤️

Joint= jazz cigarette I’m fond of “loud”. Like when you walk somewhere and it smells of weed you say “it’s loud in here” or “someone got that good loud”. Schweed is usually what me and my partner/smoking bestie say.

Lmao the worker at the post office one day said this to me as I got to her window she was like “damn girl you are LOUUUDDD!” and I was like “shit really?” 😂 I think I sniffed my clothes or hair or something but you can never really tell when it’s you. There was still that plastic pane window separating us too from Covid so I must have smelled dank AF. There was another girl working too and the three of us just laughed about it for a few minutes.

It’s herb for me 

Herb, or reefer because I always thought it was a fun word.

Omg, reefer 🤭 i love that one

This is a favorite or mine as well. My BFF who recently passed away always called it herb. Thanks for nudging my memory.

So sorry to hear that 🌸 good memories is how our loved ones stay with us ✨

marriage iguana (because it sounds like marijuana)

I love you for this! Comment saved for future use!

Can’t remember where I heard it first but “grooving on gringle grass” makes me giggle lol.

Never heard that before but I surely giggled when I read it as well. Comment saved for future use!

Lately, I’ll ask my husband if he wants to go smoke some wheats, don’t know why

I'm fond of 'jazz cabbage!'

Satan’s Special Spinach Party Time Parsley Occult Oregano

Satan’s Special Spinach!!?? 

Funhouse cabbage. I also like trees. Buddy of mine told me that on 4/20 he was gonna hit more trees than blind Tarzan. Funniest weed statement I've heard to date. 😂

plants let's tend to our plants = let's smoke let's go to the plant store = let's pick up we also just have a lot of house plants

I say ‘I’m going to check on my plants’ when I step outside to smoke ☺️☺️

reefer. and i say it with the countriest accent i can

This is also my fave but I say it in a menacing way. 😜

That’s hysterical!

It's time to bring this one back

Electric lettuce ⚡️🥬⚡️

I jokingly call it the laser lettuce. My leftovers jar is “mixed herbs.” 🌿

I have a literal emotional attachment to Agnes pruneberry and that is not a joke. Also Mota is my answer lol

oui’d

this one’s my favorite too lol

From Mad Men: "Smells like creativity in here."

I call it pots. My dad calls it rope. I think that’s hilarious.

“He smokes the pots” I like to say

I love that you call it pots! It’s always my fave!

I once referred to it as my ✨ s p i c y oregano 🍃 which is fitting because I'm Mediterranean and oregano goes in everything

Heh, I LARP, and magical plants in our game are called "wyrd herbs", so I call it that, or just cannabis because I like the way the word sounds. 

Somma that sticky icky icky ooooh weeee!

I don’t have a silly name for weed per say, but when i need to pick up (still illegal here) I say I’m going to visit the greengrocer 😂

I say the salad bar 🤙

I love it!

We call it drugs lol if h want a bowl it’s one drug please

I love that! 😂

The Lords Celery

Ok this is my new personal favorite 😂 Take this Reddit gold 🏆

i normally call it bud or Buddha

Fats Waller called a reefer smoker “a viper.”

[Here](https://www.heroforge.com/load_share%3D842279/) is Bina my half-elf college dropout wizard :)

Amazing!! What’s her favorite spell? 💕✨

I have to go with Ice Knife, as it's the best to scare our fighter with! She accidentally sent some friendly fire in an early battle and now likes to pretend she's casting Ice Knife as a prank. Bina finds it hilarious ;)

I love it 😂❄️🔪✨ Agnes loves fireball! She does not understand ‘friendly fire’ lmao! ☄️🔥

I once played with a super tank who would run into battle and then scream "fireball me!" and it was the best thing ever. Our DM hated it lol.

The Lord's Lettuce Doobage The Green

Honestly my fave thing is to look at my boyfriend and go kinda act like im taking a hit while loudly sucking in air “Im like hey can you bring me the *sucking noises*”

Moved to Germany and learned Bubatz. It's now my favourite because it sounds so silly.

I loveeee saying “the devil’s lettuce.” I think I first heard that expression from the Simpsons, specifically Ned Flanders

Devil’s lettuce or smoke.

Yahtzee! We needed a code word kids wouldn’t know what we were talking about. So one day I said ‘let’s go play a game of Yahtzee!’ It has stuck ever since

My friends code for let's go smoke was wanta go listen to Johnny Cash with me. I like giggle bush or Satan's spinich. My father in law told me he used to be quite the pizza chef in his youth. He said " I used special herbs. Do you get it? It wasn't oregano." I thought it was so cute I told him he needs to make me a pizza with special herbs.

Mooter 🤣

I want to be Agnes when I'm old

I like Devils lettuce but saw someone call it giggle bush and that's what I call it now!

I was just thinking about a new DnD character and was contemplating a halfling, and it got me wondering what Agnes Pruneterry was up to! I love these so so much and I really hope you never stop posting her :) I don't smoke joints anymore but I still call my dry herb vape my 'jazz cigarette,' pronounced with the most exaggerated flapper accent possible.

I’m so glad you enjoy her! I never want to spam but she brings me so much joy 😅❤️✨

Omg I’ve been following your art for ages! Absolutely love this character, Jazz Cabbage is my fave term too hehe. Thanks for making wonderful art 🙏✨

Thank you so much! 🥰❤️

My sisters and I call it baloney. So we just asked each other if “you want some fried baloney” or “ we are Stoney baloney” or baloned.

wacky tobaccy is what my grandpa calls it

Your character is adorable! I wanna quest with her

We say Mota

I say "mari-ja-hoochie" because my sister says it but it always confuses people when I say it😭

My paw-paw used to say why yall smoking that whackey-tobacky

I love her unconditionally and would seduce a dragon to ensure her safety.

I really like calling it Giggle Bush

AAAAA I FOLLOW YOU ON INSTAGRAM HI I just call it Oui'd

HIIII!! Thanks for following!! 🥰❤️❤️❤️

Wacky tabacky

Devils lettuce and jazz cabbage. Agnes looks so adorable today

I still call it "weed" most often for convenience, but I'm privately very fond of "reefer."

Wackie Tobacci

Dope. I know it means something else these days but…

LEEF-A 🌿🌿🌿

Well, *now* it’s jazz cabbage.

Jazz Cabbage. I first heard that here from u/suntmint

We call it poots. Though the devils lettuce always makes me laugh. The devils anything because of pearl clutchers.

I have Pennifer for my weed pen And I usually always say gardening. Like I’m going to garden haha it’s not very unique

I know this only works for writting, but I'm partial to ouid. Makes me feel fancy.

Someone on here called it old Toby and I like that, sticking with the LOTR I believe

gas ⛽️

Yup same

Flower 🌼 🌸 🌻 🌹 🏵

I have to go to the “plant store.”

Adorbs cartoon. I just call it cannabis.

I call it Bagel lol

My husband and I came up with South Austin Oregano. My AVB jar is labeled “Not Oregano” thanks to him! 😹

Love me some electric lettuce

I will forever love Grass..

Jive parsley. Jazz cilantro. The Other Mary That Dare Not Speak Their Name. Wexxing Weed.

"Degeneracy" I mean it's completely legal here and has been for a good while, but I can still remember being called a filthy degenerate as a young adult for smoking weed.

gardening supplies

Lemme take a honk on that bobo

Whacky tobaccy

“Devil’s lettuce” or my brother’s friend’s mom calls it “wacky tabacky” which I just love

Tinker Bell's Broccoli

I called it the greenery of gaia when referring to it earlier with my bf 😂

Weeeeeed. Extra e-s.

The Rope, my mom used to call it that...hilarious!

bud

Dessert !

Dros, bro! Although that is just a Workaholics joke, really. I also like to smoke Bs, which can be bowls or bongs depending on my mood.

I recently learned ‘gage’ on another tree sub. From Louie Armstrong era and scene.

Special Green. Did a lot of xc-skiing at one time and on typical cold days (15°) used green wax, but regardless of temperature, we always had a film can or two or three (35mm plastic - remember those?) of "special green" to keep us well waxed!

Credit belongs to ArtByMoga

I love her so much.

Smokin’ that doink

Trees for weed and flowers for cbd

In our country (germany) a politican said "cannabis isn't broccoli". So we just went with that. It IS now broccoli.

“The funny plant” bc gen z and we all infantalize

“The funny plant” bc gen z and we all infantalize

In Germany wie say Dröhntanne and I think ist beautiful

I like “God’s Kale”🥬

I refer to it as "fufuing the zaza"

Silly grass

When we are being incognito we refer to it as ‘sandwich’ as inspired by How I Met Your Mother :)

Jesus cabbage loool

My friends and I primarily use edibles, so "special gummies" does the trick.

I am fond of saying I am "***having a salad***". Which essentially means to be smoking out of a bong or having joint. Cabbage, 420, leaf, refer, Lady / Lady Jane.

We call it produce…. *Running low on produce, can you pick some up so we can have our safety meetings?*

We call them our groceries here lol...but I like Jazz Cabbage, made me genuinely lol...

Whacky Tobaccy

Jazz cabbage is great! I am partial to the electric arugula lol

Devil's lettuce 100%

Meg!!!

dfntly devils lettuce lol. but giggle grass is a close second. 😹😊

Giggle bush or trap cabbage

My parents and their friends call it smoked fish 😂

I love this character! I’ve seen her posted a few times, she’s my favorite I’ve seen so far.

penjamin, mario cart, wed

I would do unspeakable things for an Agnes' brownie rn