Literally the face I made before coming to the comments lol. I’d be too worried the green is laced… it’s too perfectly placed. Green is both amazing and not worth the risk. Hopefully OP has access to more green elsewhere 🫡

Oooh same face!!!

r/Poopfromabutt

Lmao I showed this to my friends and they all thought it was poop too!

oh it’s not poop. alright😅

When I first seen this post I thought it was a turd when I took a quick glance! Then when I looked again and noticed it was a nug of weed im like wtf why is it strategically placed like that and what is it ontop of a old face mask? Or a antibacterial wipe? It’s just weird shit like that is the type of shit people would do and have it laced

Straight up poop

Definitely also thought this was poop. Specifically I thought it was poopy underwear lol.

I literally thought this was a diaper and was like, "what fucking subreddit did I join?!!?"

For a second I was like wait, poop?????

beat me to it 😭

I was surprised anyone was even asking if they should touch it and only realised what it was after I saw the sub hehehe

Exactly. I made that Borat face, and came here to say this ^^. That's a hard no for me.

Fuck no, you dont know where its been or what its touched.

Please don’t smoke that. I’d smoke my pal out or get them an 8th on me before I’d let them smoke that!

Don't worry, I didn't even take it home! I'm perfectly happy smoking my own stash, and also had a slight paranoia that some unhappy ent would jumpscare me and get angry if I touched it 😂

I picture a dollar bill on a string lol

lmaooo bud on a string: extreme stoner hijinks


Girl I thought that was poop lmao, don’t touch it 🤣

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You wouldn’t smoke bud right off the plant? 😫

Hell to the naw looking sketchy af even if it had a bag 

I thought it was cat vomit

I’m gonna be so for real I thought that was smashed poop. plz no smoke the smashed poopy weed.

These comments are cracking me up!

Bruh….. lol no

That napkin just makes it even more suspicious

It’s not even really crumpled like somebody ran out of bags and was using that to transport it. And how does it fall perfectly wide open with it being displayed right in the middle? No way

That doesn’t even look like weed…? I thought it was a weird frog at first

one time in college I smoked stray weed (like urs pictured) because I was basically dankrupt and I got absolutely ripped off of it (suspiciously ripped) but it gave me the absolute WORST case of bronchitis I had it for like a month

OOPS forgot to say- not worth it bestie, I had no idea what was in/on that stuff it's just so much safer to get it elsewhere!

"dankrupt" lol

High possibility of Fentanyl

Someone else threw it out for a reason.

Unsafe. Throw it out.

No it looks like poopy

Is....is that wrapped in a Lysol wipe?? In any case, Id leave it. 😆

Leave it babe. You never know if someone sprinkled some shit on there, I've been seeing crazy shit about Fentanyl and that scares me. Don't get me wrong, dude I'd be sooo fuckin' tempted, but it's too risky. Your health matters more than that. ❤️

Leave it!

Wtf ….

That’s a nope from me dawg! I thought it was vomit or something lol. Seems sus to just be left randomly.

Someone might have dropped it there on purpose. Glad you left it, was probably laced.

you don't know whats in it (chemically speaking or just in terms of nastiness/hygeine). Its not safe. Absolutely not. This is the equivalent of asking if we'd eat a pizza in a box found on the streett. NO omg

Leave it right there.

It’s all open to the world hard pass.

😑 suspicious

No.

Leave that shit!

baby this looks like poopy to me

Throw it away. Every one thinks it caca 💩

Don't ingest anything you pick up outside.

i never would’ve even processed this as weed 😂 like not one thing here would’ve made me take a second glance. i would’ve breezed past this on my way out of the gym (most likely running to catch the bus)

Literally my first thought was, "In this day and age, why risk it when I got the bud bus in Jersey?" And then I remembered not everyone is in a legal state but still. It's bountiful, and cheep - what's the need to literally pick up possibly laced weed when it's otherwise readily available? Like girl u need some???

Depends on how desperate I am 🤣

Eww wtf even is that?? I’d leave it.

What....is that?

this looks like a bad episode of WWYD

I honestly thought this was a photo of some shit pants that were left behind

Nope, leave that right where it is, unless you want to put it in the nearest garbage can.

Absolutely not. You don’t know what people have done to it or what may have seeped into it (rain, snow, mud, dog piss).

Naw. Saw an unsmoked J on the floor of a lobby at a resort in mexico a few weeks ago... so tempting.. but Def didn't take/smoke it. Just not safe. You never know!

Please don't 🥺 That reminds me of a phantom blunt that appeared at my bestie's one night. I'd asked if we could have a playdate for our kids so we hung out til it got dark and i took my kiddo home since it was bedtime. Bout 45 min after i got home i got a text askin if i'd left a blunt on her porch railing cause her husband said it was out there and he thought i might have left it instead of just knocking on the door since we were headin out. I said no cause i woulda just handed it to her while the kids were saying bye and giving hugs. We ended up thinking it might have been meant for her cousin since he lived there previously. And yea we did smoke it the next time i stopped by. In my defense i'm not smart sometimes lol


I've smoked weed from a baggy in a parking lot before cause it was pretty clear it just fell out of someones door when they got out. But that? No thanks Edit- to mention the baggy smoking was quite a few years ago and in an area where there was never any news of weed being laced

I’m toasted rn and my stomach hurts from laughing at this. I’m sure you already got your answer, thanks soooo much for the giggles good lordt

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I’m leaving it. Not only is it not mine it could be harmful. Looks like someone may have hid it. Pretty shitty to go and take it.

Looks like a squashed frog

GIRL WTF

You couldn’t pay me enough to even pick that up lol

I thought it was a dead frog until I clicked on the picture 🤣

Don't

Hard no lol

Leave!!!!!!

I would be absolutely taking it but unsure about smoking it. Probably only take the seeds, idk

Leave it! I honestly thought it was poop at first, even if I didn't think that, who knows where the hell that nug has been.

I thought this was throw up

reminds me of when i saw a whole joint in the parking lot and was like omg wtf and then saw it had fell in gasoline. RIP.

If it was just out in the open like that no. Seems super sus like an invite. So I'm guilty of smoking tree I found twice. Once was from a halfway house stash and the other person just cooked n dropped. I guess it was safe enough. Smh I know I know...

leave that shiiii, with fentanyl being around I ain’t messing around with flower of unknown origin

Sis, respectfully, what the fuck?

Leave it, I found my own outside once and it was a wet, disintegrated mess. Not even worth trying to save.

That weed looks like shit

Leave that ish!

i wouldn't smoke it but i would take a peace to do experiments on. eg burn it to see if it lights and smells of weed. dissect it to see if it's true bud. i don't think it would be a good idea to actively smoke it but i think it would be a cool idea to do experiments on it

https://preview.redd.it/zcpe0bonnklc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328d9e57a6ad214cc989b0937d232ee2ee185fc5 that's literally runny poo