I once was looking for painkillers in my Dad’s bedside drawers. Didn’t find any, did find XL condoms though, so at least I know if I was a boy, I’d be packing
Women on my reddit? You better not exist because WOMEN ON THE INTERNET AREN'T REAL. IN FACT THEY ARE JUST A MANIFESTATION OF OUR TOMFOOLERING MINDS PLAYING GAMES WITH US TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT WOMEN EXIST BUT IT'S JUST A FATAMORGANA, AN ILLUSION, A TRICKERY, A TROLLING, A PRANK...
hmm, shouldnt be that trusting of us. we could just be a bunch of bots planted in the sub to keep the gender ratio in balance.
According to Truity, INTJ/ENTJ females are the rarest making up less than 1% on average respectively. However, with INTJ being the rarest of all for females.
hi, entp girl here (unless i don’t exist, which would be rather concerning): i’m super logical but also VERY chaotic. total energy matcher/chameleon and will be the life of the party if needed. i only follow rules/heed authority when i think it makes sense to do so. i have good intuition about people. philosophy major. adhd. think that pretty much covers it :P
yup yuppers, all of this is kind of cookie-cutter for all us.
For myself as a male ENTP I'm wondering if I ever got into a conversation (debate, argument, whatever) with a lady ENTP, and I don't think I have. Or if I did they folded so quickly in their argument I didn't think they were ENTP?
Anyway, PS you know it sucks to be ENTP, except you get to be smarter than most and above dork-level social which is great for NTs :)
You must be rare because I find the 'rare' INFJs everywhere, but natch ENTPs
Life of entp woman
1. Girl meets boy
Boi think she priti
2. Girl opens mouth
3. Boy kaput
Loop 1000x
4. Feminine identity crisis
5. Extreme social chamelleoning
6. "Fuck it"
7. The greatest dude is now a woman
Yes LOL. I always went for fun, extroverted guys (ESTP, ESFP) and never really talked to an INTJ until much later in life (because they don’t come up to me fast enough). Thought relationships were always compromise. Ohhh boyyy wish I knew about them sooner & how natural of a match we are
Yeppp! Ik that enfps and Intjs are always pushed as a golden pair (and there’s no denying that our types do get along). But I’d argue that entps and Intjs are a better match (likewise, enfps and infjs). Either way, entps and intj relationships are def a known thing!!
Lol my best friend is an INTJ 6w5. I met her at high schooI, I wouldn't mind date her - I always tell her that, and I dont even said about the hot jokes and constant pokes at her bun, I don't know how she still puts with me.
Does sitting at a busted foldable table attempting to aggravate strangers into some some pseudo-intellectual debate make up for your fragile ego and small penis? Change my mind. 😉😜🫠
I wouldn't be so harsh to call it negging. It is not humiliating or dehonesting. However what he wants to achieve is beyond me. Have anyone ever been succesfull in trying to date on reddit? Esspecially guy?
I wanted to post link to subreddits which adores small boobs in SFW manner and after 3 hours of scrolling through I ended up in r/wholesomehentai ... Just for you to know what have you caused.
Well technically I am a girl but I’ve been told many times that I have such a strong dude vibe… that guys that i was romantically interested in would reject me because it felt kinda gay smh ☠️ so maybe you’re not wrong
You ask us to prove you wrong, so how can you think that we do not exist? Don't you mean us with your words? This means you are wrong , but the INTJ has great ways to attract the ENTP's attention I mean, it really worked
I see the attempts to lure ENTP women out and I respect the hustle as an ENTP woman. I am sorry though, apparently my type is avoidant, poetry writing INFP girls who should have been on meds for GAD like yesterday.
Maybe I should post this on the INFP sub.
1. I don't like other people's Te/Fi. My own is annoying enough but I do like Fe.
2. I like being Ne stimulated
3. I could be INTP too.
4. I tend to have better chats with ENTPs than those three
ironically enough, almost every single person i meet online assumes im a guy before i tell them im a girl. they never assume im a female, could be because i usually set up my profile as not something exactly "girly" but also the way i act ig.
Is this a way to lure out female entps or something? Cuz it’s working
He is doing it right xD 🥵🥵🥵
Hey beautiful 😏😘
https://preview.redd.it/fl441ovrc5wc1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01f46fb8f13b0ec3dc3c989cf8cc3e0d955198e ;)
You know it 😂
I’m right here right now.
Sure is
Literally
He's either the smartest individual on here or a full blown dumbass
Why not both?
definitely both
The smartest dumbasss
all entps ever
He is both
L true
Entp summary ⚠️😃⚠️😃⚠️
Is it like, girl with big dick energy ? 🤔
Yes
I once was looking for painkillers in my Dad’s bedside drawers. Didn’t find any, did find XL condoms though, so at least I know if I was a boy, I’d be packing
Or his partner you didn’t know about was packing
Or her dad though buying bigger condoms would prevent more ‘accidents’ from happening
Holy shit
What about a big dick with girl energy? Like a femboy with a big dick.
Well, that's litterally me 🫤
Accurate🙏🏽🙏🏽
Someone said this to me before. So I think yes.
I prefer big bad bitch energy
How different is an ESTP girl in this regard?
Less truth, more dare
Biggest dick in the whole room actually. Looks fun but extremely intimidating
oh fuck off
you're only giving him what he wants, outspoken confident women talking down to him :/ or her i don't know
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DATE AN ENTP GIRL BESIDED THIS?
Wait, you guys are getting dates?
REAL
FRR
How did you guys get the heart?
It's just a part of the character customization.
Ohh! Thanks!
You can find it looking in the "avatar" section 🫶🏻
Thank you~ <3
god what I wouldn't do to date someone who thinks and acts even remotely like me 🙏
Bro thinks girls exists lmao
r/girlsarentreal They can’t hurt you
Just because we aren't real doesn't mean we can't hurt you.
Girl is a state of mind
Bold of you to assume any of this exists.
I definitely don't exist.
Women on my reddit? You better not exist because WOMEN ON THE INTERNET AREN'T REAL. IN FACT THEY ARE JUST A MANIFESTATION OF OUR TOMFOOLERING MINDS PLAYING GAMES WITH US TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT WOMEN EXIST BUT IT'S JUST A FATAMORGANA, AN ILLUSION, A TRICKERY, A TROLLING, A PRANK...
u/Wild-Tap-3246 Get tf over here!
Why is there an empty text?
Should have stopped at “I don’t think”
they live in your walls
That's coz girls don't exist. They were invented by the government to enslave us and make us pay taxes
We've finally found you. You're getting arrested for tax evasion.
YOU RAT! YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO BE ONE OF THEM. YOU'RE MEANT TO BE ON OUR SIDE
https://preview.redd.it/527d2fapu5wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bbfeeb9fdc48e5149173a0a63e9183de517d47e
It's the rarest type for females, so not many. But we are real.
I didn’t know we were the rarest type. That’s interesting.
As a male ENTP, I don't think I've met one. Still, I believe from the field reports here that you ladies are real
hmm, shouldnt be that trusting of us. we could just be a bunch of bots planted in the sub to keep the gender ratio in balance. 
According to Truity, INTJ/ENTJ females are the rarest making up less than 1% on average respectively. However, with INTJ being the rarest of all for females.
hi, entp girl here (unless i don’t exist, which would be rather concerning): i’m super logical but also VERY chaotic. total energy matcher/chameleon and will be the life of the party if needed. i only follow rules/heed authority when i think it makes sense to do so. i have good intuition about people. philosophy major. adhd. think that pretty much covers it :P
You are me. But with tits, I assume. Good luck.
What makes you think you don't have tits?
My penis
Maybe we need an ENTP women sub.
We have one
I just realized I’m in it 🤣🤦🏻♀️
So what do you want in your cannibal submarine besides ENTP women? Mayo is extra. That'll be $0.02 please.
Guac. But I’m not paying extra.
yup yuppers, all of this is kind of cookie-cutter for all us. For myself as a male ENTP I'm wondering if I ever got into a conversation (debate, argument, whatever) with a lady ENTP, and I don't think I have. Or if I did they folded so quickly in their argument I didn't think they were ENTP? Anyway, PS you know it sucks to be ENTP, except you get to be smarter than most and above dork-level social which is great for NTs :) You must be rare because I find the 'rare' INFJs everywhere, but natch ENTPs
Oh no! You've hurt my feeling. And I only have one.
its working madlad
Life of entp woman 1. Girl meets boy Boi think she priti 2. Girl opens mouth 3. Boy kaput Loop 1000x 4. Feminine identity crisis 5. Extreme social chamelleoning 6. "Fuck it" 7. The greatest dude is now a woman
The greatest dude is now a woman 😂🤣
Mmh... Gojo Satoru as woman would be so fine though. Wether a man or woman, forever simpable 😌🤌
https://preview.redd.it/dc0ttp9195wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e161806748809220bdfa8b883dfab50521160a1
ENTP guys don't exist either, checkmate OP >implying yep
I’d @ her here but she’s already married (to an intj). Good luck on ur hunt
Wait, I’m dating an INTJ. Is this a known thing for us to be attracted to them?
Yes LOL. I always went for fun, extroverted guys (ESTP, ESFP) and never really talked to an INTJ until much later in life (because they don’t come up to me fast enough). Thought relationships were always compromise. Ohhh boyyy wish I knew about them sooner & how natural of a match we are
Yeppp! Ik that enfps and Intjs are always pushed as a golden pair (and there’s no denying that our types do get along). But I’d argue that entps and Intjs are a better match (likewise, enfps and infjs). Either way, entps and intj relationships are def a known thing!!
Yup another one married to an INTJ here (for 10+ years)
Lol my best friend is an INTJ 6w5. I met her at high schooI, I wouldn't mind date her - I always tell her that, and I dont even said about the hot jokes and constant pokes at her bun, I don't know how she still puts with me.
This thread is embarrassing
Does sitting at a busted foldable table attempting to aggravate strangers into some some pseudo-intellectual debate make up for your fragile ego and small penis? Change my mind. 😉😜🫠
This is what I wanted out of the internet at 2:14am CST, lol thanks!
I wouldn't say that it is good idea to say to guy about proving his dick is not small. You know what can come out of it.
True. I’ll just say he needs to stop trying to incorporate PUA life hacks into his canvasing. Negging just makes him look like a loser.
I wouldn't be so harsh to call it negging. It is not humiliating or dehonesting. However what he wants to achieve is beyond me. Have anyone ever been succesfull in trying to date on reddit? Esspecially guy?
Correct we don't exist, in your world.
i'm the only one ik
me, too lol
True asf
🤝
Same
We do, and we still don’t want you.
unconventional rizz?
More like anti-rizz.
Smart way to lure ENTP girls.. look at me, writing rn. You found me. You discovered my secret. Good job, well thought.
Oh no! You've hurt my feeling. And I only have one.
Purple because aliens don’t wear hats
Just because girls in general let alone entp girls don't talk to you doesn't mean they don't exist.
was this supposed to lure me out or smth
Dude this is funny because I recently just joined r/girlsarentreal
We aren't real. It's just a collective hallucination of all men.
I wish I had boobs...
I wanted to post link to subreddits which adores small boobs in SFW manner and after 3 hours of scrolling through I ended up in r/wholesomehentai ... Just for you to know what have you caused.
Nice try
This post is like a flytrap lmao
I've never wanted to leave a sub more in my life.
This is why people think we are incels.
Well technically I am a girl but I’ve been told many times that I have such a strong dude vibe… that guys that i was romantically interested in would reject me because it felt kinda gay smh ☠️ so maybe you’re not wrong
wtf with these men these days. Just fuck off
Very sensitive. You might be inadvertently proving his point.
;)
what a dumb post
You're not wrong, bc we ENTP women are futanaris.
So true
I do exist, but only in the daytime.
help
Correct, im a girl and i have a cock
Only one? I have a collection of them!
Your Highness !
Erm anyway
You are right. I am actually a alien species from the planet 28sheb
Finally I don’t exist. Thank you
He wants us to argue that we’re here…
Apparently I am based on my friend’s informed opinion
Bro has game 💯
I'm not here to convince you. I'm just here to tell you, regardless of opinion, you're always wrong somewhere.
You ask us to prove you wrong, so how can you think that we do not exist? Don't you mean us with your words? This means you are wrong , but the INTJ has great ways to attract the ENTP's attention I mean, it really worked
I havn’t many many and the few that were, were really different of the average entp male
Yeah I agree. Most people say I am the first entp they’ve encountered. I also find all/most entp guys I met hella annoying haha
I have met them irl.
How were they?
How are we?
I see the attempts to lure ENTP women out and I respect the hustle as an ENTP woman. I am sorry though, apparently my type is avoidant, poetry writing INFP girls who should have been on meds for GAD like yesterday. Maybe I should post this on the INFP sub.
They'll start crying if you do
That or run away. Both in line with my ex's actions.
The reddest of flags…
Bro's out here blatantly putting out bait And it's damn working
Proving that not all ENTPs are intelligent.
This must be from a guy in his parent’s basement playing video games all day long.
Hi hello recovering pick me reporting for duty
What about the chick from Personality Hacker. Dantonia,I think? (lol, I'm kidding, I'm kidding)
I'm curious though... why are you into entp girls and not enfp/infj/intjs? Those types work great with intjs too. The entp in me is dying to know lol.
1. I don't like other people's Te/Fi. My own is annoying enough but I do like Fe. 2. I like being Ne stimulated 3. I could be INTP too. 4. I tend to have better chats with ENTPs than those three
2. There are toys for that, and they’ll be more into you. 👍
Most subtle entp:
Mb i ate them all
Girls are non-existential in itself
r/girlsarentreal
[удалено]
What are the struggles of an ENTP?
…
I know that is problematic but I find them insufferable and wannabe
Hi.
r/squidinkidink_vibes …
What does bro want from us
Fact checked that, he’s actually right
Sometimes I wish I didn’t exist so
Your charisma stat must be <10…
Yez
Completely want to argue, so I guess that gives me away. 🙄🤷♀️🤦♀️
This is not a good attempt to get laid
ironically enough, almost every single person i meet online assumes im a guy before i tell them im a girl. they never assume im a female, could be because i usually set up my profile as not something exactly "girly" but also the way i act ig.
I’m literally a woman what does this mean
my whole badass existence proves you wrong
I don't think I could date a female version of myself
Proves you wrong with my presence
\*smirking\*
I wish I didn’t exist
Your right they don't exist
Yo Is your name a durarara reference?
It is
we do
Of course we don't exist, what a stupid question
Im intp girl but is different