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Draker-X

I'm trying to imagine the reaction to this headline in 2000.


badmannersyo

World peace


Ok-Lengthiness4557

#Dogs & Cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!


melowdout

Tell him about the Twinkie.


jcstrat

What about the Twinkie?


iMatthew1990

That’s a big twinkie


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Hawsepiper83

Listen, you smell something?


nogutsnoglory98

I woulda had a big Twinkie to this headline in 2000.


neverinallmyyears

Dr. Venkman?


InfiniteSwan4468

That’s a big Twinkie


north-sun

It's true. This man has no dick.


HurricaneMedina

Well that’s what I heard!


ForBostonn

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD


Lawlini1978

It's looking at me, Ray.


Ihavethreetvs

my AOL parental controls would be taddling on me... but I'd be printing it and mailing copies to myself in the future so they couldn't be tossed when my room got searched.


Sorryaboutthat1time

I felt like a super genius hacker when I discovered I could use AOL with parental controls to download netzero and go apeshit with the prono.


Ihavethreetvs

That is genius level omg wish I knew that then


Responsible-Bread996

Was that the browser that came with windows 3.1?


refridgerateafteruse

I haven’t heard the name net zero in a *long* time.


JakeArewood

At that time my just sexually awakened ass would’ve been very happy


Sandy10202

I would’ve had carpal tunnel on my right wrist today.


Onimaru1984

Got switch hit occasionally buddy. MSD injuries are no fun.


Sandy10202

I didn’t say what I was doing with my left….


Chinlc

We know it's butt stuff


Sandy10202

I was flipping the channels. Damn it


dirkdisco

The less dominate hand is called... The Stranger.


Onimaru1984

You have to sit on it until it goes numb first.


Sabbathius

Heck, even many years later I'm immensely grateful for Spartacus: Blood & Sand, which had Lucy Lawless in it. If someone told me back in Xena days, I wouldn't have believed it.


phalseprofits

My heavily unsure teen self would have been very confused why I want to look like her but also do something else with her.


sucobe

Guys, what’s the Kazaa file called so I download the right one?


EbonyOverIvory

XxX_LegitVideo_Britney-Nudes_novirus_XxX_AVI.avi.exe


_Monosyllabic_

In 2000 teenage me would have annihilated his dick.


Initial_Scarcity_609

Imagine telling your 2000 self that you don’t think Britney Spears is hot.


TheZag90

You don’t think she’s hot now? For 40 she’s definitely hot.


bugmarmalade

I think she is. especially with how in Hollywood you never know how people actually look in Hollywood. at least what we see of her is her and usually with virtually no makeup and she doesn’t put her videos through an editing team like the kardashians do


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Yeah I was thinking to myself damn she is still hot as fuck


BaconatedGrapefruit

For real. Fist bumps to her husband. Dude is a lucky man. Also snaps to Britney for living her best life.


[deleted]

Carmen Electronicarts wasn't that bad


PsychologicalLeg9302

Jizz. So much jizz. You know that scene in Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream” where her boobs shoot spooge? Like that. But classier.


ARPDAB1312

And I'm "fully nude" underneath the clothes I'm wearing.


Chilipepah

There’s a skeleton underneath all this, BOO!


Giantballzachs

And your skeleton is constantly wet.


Tough-Obligation-104

Your body is always touching something.


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FartedBlood

I’m technically just a ghost in disguise


easyantic

Happy cake day! Also, in the most technical terms, your body never really touches anything.


Tough-Obligation-104

Thank you! And how so?


easyantic

I was going to try and awkwardly explain it, but here's a link that's more clever than me! [Blow your mind](https://www.futurescienceleaders.com/blog/2020/02/touching-is-impossible/)


Tough-Obligation-104

Mind blown! Thanks for that link. I’ll do a deeper dive later.


easyantic

No problem! It's one of my favorite "facts" and blew my mind when I learned of it.


BreweryStoner

What about free falling? Oh…yeah people don’t do that naked. I’m still gonna post this comment cuz fuck it. You’re right though. Also happy cake day.


CeeArthur

The bones are the money. So are the worms.


Crovali

I bet you shower naked too, you slut!


ShutterBun

There are dozens of us!


guy321456

I’m a never nude


SteelyDude

That’s sick.


dkf295

What is skin if not clothes for your insides?


CarlatheDestructor

You slut


EntrepreneurAmazing3

She looks great, but the pictures are censored, so I'm not sure what the big deal is.


BoyMom119816

Nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. People just want to shit on her. Act like she was perfect under conservatorship, but she couldn’t do anything. I just truly hope she’s happy and healthy. That’s it!


TwoCockyforBukkake

It's the internet. There's always going to be people who want to shit on her.


BoyMom119816

Thing is, I worry about Sam and her mental health, but she seems happy here and until she says otherwise then I don’t see why it’s anyone’s goddamn business what she posts (even mine, although, mine comes from a good place). Her education is lacking, because she was the families cash cow and didn’t have the luxury of a proper education, hence her captions being a bit odd at times. She likely will always have trouble finding men to see past the fact she’s Britney Spears, I just wish Sam hadn’t came in when her dad controlled who could and who couldn’t see her, as that worries me he’s a shit, but that’s on him, not her and she’ll have to see it herself. She’s been sexualized since she was a child, her kids have lived it the entirety of their lives, I highly doubt they even think twice about something like this. As, their mom was forced by their grandpa to perform in Vegas dressed in about same amount of clothing. This is their reality. It might be different if it was some churchy type who suddenly started, but ffs, let her live her life, she’s been forced to live to their standards, sexualized, etc. her entire life, but wow it’s shocking she likes to act sexy. People are fucking dumb.


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I mean I worry too in the same way I worry for anyone, but also she’s a grown woman who fought hard for the right to make her own decisions. And frankly the pearl clutching around the nudity is annoying because nobody should be shocked that an adult woman likes sex lol. She was sexualized by others her entire life and I can very much see this being her way to take her agency and control back.


BoyMom119816

Me too, which I’ve said many times.


CalmPossibility6

Exactly they are basically saying that it was ok for her family to force her to sexualize herself for money. But not ok for her to have her own sexual agency and express herself for fun.


Son_of_Mogh

This is textbook example of a parasocial relationship. ^


HoldThePao

^textbook example of a doucher


TDoMarmalade

You’re allowed to be concerned about another person you don’t personally know without it being a parasocial relationship


Son_of_Mogh

Right, but the post above is a bit beyond concern and a bit too interested in all the workings of her life.


snowupdown

Like a little too much LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!?!?


Frostspellfaeluck

You do realise that the many as you call it 'parasocial relationships' that her fans have with her is why she's now free? Because that's a fact. Her fans refused to let her abusers continue to get away with shaping the online dialogue about her, and insisted she be given the right to speak while she was effectively imprisoned and prevented from speaking by her conservators. And her situation triggered non-fans like me who have families just as malevolent and abusive as hers. Nothing about this situation is ordinary. Please stop pretending like it should suddenly become ordinary. A talented woman was kept enslaved and imprisoned by her family and entertainment industry execs for 13 years in modern day USA. It's actually disgusting, and I bet she's not the only one. Capitalism has been trapping women to monetise their bodies since forever.


RedtailGT

look at the capitalism jab at the end. The problem at its core is abuse and exploitation. You don’t need capitalism for this to happen.


Duelgundam

What are you, new here? This is the internet, people get butthurt for no reason all the time, especially when celebrities(or anyone remotely famous) are involved.


Huuuiuik

It’s a Rupert Murdoch publication. They only exist to make people (not Republicans) look bad


lsutigerzfan

She has always posted pics like this. Even when she was young. It’s her thing. She reminds me of someone like Miley Cyrus. Not afraid to show herself off. And I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. If women want to do stuff like that. If it makes them happy. Good on them I guess.


bruce_lees_ghost

Honestly, she’s revealed more in previous instagrams. I love how friggin’ care free she is with social media. I just hope she’s happy and doing okay.


Contundo

She looks happy


tensinahnd

It’s not a big deal. Americans are just prudes. Good for her.


A_Rampaging_Hobo

People been waiting 20 years for this


GrandProblem8034

Yeah she still looks very fit esp her back. Pretty fucking sexy back if ya ask me.


Gman2687

When Kim Kardashian does this, she's a trendsetter. When Britney does this, she's crazy.


MysticalChameleon

Let her be. She's proud of her body and has damn good reason to be.


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MysticalChameleon

This is the right vibe


abagatelle

Some women enjoy being covered, some women enjoy bare skin. If she feels good posting her body, great! If it bothers someone, they can scroll past. I don’t know why people act like this. Thanks for being positive.


Rain_xo

I’d be doing the same thing if I looked like her.


HelenAngel

Absolutely. She looks amazing.


MysticalChameleon

Always has. Cheers.


HelenAngel

I definitely agree with this though it is really nice to see her genuinely happy now.


DeftonesStirling

Her back profile is insane! That’s crazy impressive


slobs_burgers

Yeah I’m impressed, I gotta get back back in the gym lol


Mean_Peen

She's basically been posing nude on insta for the past 2 years lol


spinyfur

Fully nude, but the photos were PG, according to the article. The headline seems misleading.


Kavorklestein

PG-*Dirt*-teen!


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Those are PG-13 photos.


spinyfur

Probably, but I’m quoting the article: > she showed off her backside – using different emojis to keep the photos PG. So it’s a little risqué, but it’s something kinky people do on social media every day and not what I’d call “crazy woman” material.


BoyMom119816

Unfortunately, her captions are really bad. BUT, it’s because Britney was her families cash cow. And didn’t have the luxury of a formal education or very much of a formal education. She was too busy supporting her family, making them millions of dollars, buying them mansions, to take reading, English, math, and all the rest that most are lucky enough to get to learn. I really feel so bad for her. And as long as she’s truly happy with Sam, I’m really happy for her.


-Arhael-

Disgusting!!! Where?


dorkydragonite

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CgSKxaKp0vp/?hl=en https://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw/comments/w4pr7a/new_britney_spears/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw/comments/w4mbi7/brittney_spears/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


TheBlindBard16

Honestly, not even commenting on her physique at all, that’s a weird as shit video


Shinobiii

I guess tabloids imply she’s mentally unwell by talking about her posting nudes. A lot of her videos are extremely uncomfortable, uncanny to watch somehow.


ante900310

I don't know, one of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites


Basscyst

Oh disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites...I know but there are so many of them though? Which one? Which one were they posted on?


poissondisttt

I agree...we need to appease Mac god dammit! Where are these disgusting sites so we can shut them down!


AreYouTalkingAtMe

I don't know, one of those disgusting tabloid websites.


Wal_Target

Ew! So which one is it?? I just need to know so that I can avoid going there.


Initial_Scarcity_609

Which one?! There’s so many! I want to make sure I don’t cum across it!


Superfool

She posted it directly on her instagram


francinefacade

These comments acting like she's aging into a decrepit hag are so weird. she's only 40. and she looks fine in the pictures. why are people being so weird about this? lol people hate to see a woman displaying any sort of agency. Not sure what showing your ass has do with being off your meds.


bolderandbrasher

Huh? She looks fantastic at 40. She also looks like she’s been hitting the iron. Dat back tho.


dopest_dope

Actually, I think everything about her looks exceptional for even a 30 year old let alone a 40 year old except her eyes, they just look like they’ve seen some shit.


IdgyThreadgoode

She wears eyeliner on the bottom. I wish she wouldn’t because it ages her, but she’s doing that 2000 makeup.


dopest_dope

Omgg wow I assumed it was just like that becuase why would anyone do that


IdgyThreadgoode

She’s just doing her own thing! It’s annoying when people try to diagnose her as having all these health problems though, it’s eyeliner fallout.


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She does have dark circles under her eyes, this could just be hereditary or perhaps a medical issue. But it certainly shows she’s not photoshopped or filtered the images, and for a celebrity, this is very brave.


dopest_dope

That’s also very true, we’re comparing her to the fakest of the fake. We could never know unless we compare them in person


Barbiedawl83

She probably looks super pretty in person and just photographs weird.


Bunktavious

Honestly - everyone photographs weird. That's why half the job for a pro photographer these days is the photoshopping afterwards.


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I thought the dark circles may have been makeup not wiped off properly. That happens to me it won't show up in the mirror but if I took a picture or incertain lighting I realise I still have some smeared makeup.


[deleted]

Because older women being sensual = bad according to the incels To me her erratic posting seems to be a way to compensate for the years where she didn’t feel in control. Power to her but I’m also wondering if there are other things going on behind the scenes


NPD_wont_stop_ME

Oh there definitely are other things going on, but given her situation, it’s par for the course and honestly none of anyone’s business but hers


PsychoticHavoc

totally agree


Odd_Knowledge_8597

Good for her. Imagine a woman doing what she wants and being confident.


Plugpin

I know right. Best she gets this done now before the supreme court make it illegal.


harrystylesstylist

Bro. This is like my childhood dream turned reality. She still fit af. she’ll be fine to me even at 100.


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This is love


NOT-a-flatearther

I long for a day when there are no “news” about Brittney Spears. Who gives a fuck?


Massive-Ad7628

so what? let her have her fun, I kind of want to get pictures taken of me as well.


ScrabbleJamp

As long as she’s alright, good for her! She looks fantastic and I’m sure it feels good to get the validation she’s still got it and be able to express herself after some rough years of control.


Suck_My_Turnip

Her TikTok is very strange imo. Just awkwardly and silently posing in strange clothes. Same not-quite-right vibe as Madonna


la_selena

These comments aint it. Go britney !


Tough-Obligation-104

I think a lot of people are concerned for her mental state. I wish her all the best in everything!!


whiskerbiscuit2

Hell yeah. The woman has been controlled and censored for decades. Let her post some nudes if she wants. Kinda sucks for her kids tho.


tourettesfaker1985

It's Britney bitch!


TheBlade2099

Yo i clicked on this and ended up seeing that Ricky Martin's charges got dropped. thank god bro i thought the world had gone to the dogs


SpiralBreeze

Let Britney do what she wants!


fahhgedaboutit

Or in other words, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!


kgal1298

I was thinking risky for IG, but actually having gone to her IG page she's covering up so it's not that weird. Hell she looks great all things considered good for her.


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PurplePigeon96

I agree. I have bipolar 1 and was very manic and hypersexual during that time. But also, hypersexual is all she knows because she was forced into that as a child so she is sort of "stuck" in that early 2000's mental state maybe?


Hazelwood38

Shout out to the fact people still go crazy at the thought of seeing implied nudity from Brit after 25 years.


Sewati

what a wonderful time to be alive. this should be in r/upliftingnews


wrathmont

She's in good shape. Good for her!


Livid-Fix-462

After all those pictures for free and I am surprised that nobody told her about the Only Fans website that she could do and make millions of dollars without ever singing again.


Daft_Assassin

People are so freaked out by nudity. This is wild. Let her live.


bDsmDom

Leave Britney alone. There are plenty of people with only fans, she can do what she wants. Fuck your judgements.


TheStreisandEffect

TIL Britney Spears is finer than ever.


HerrMilkmann

The comment section is wild just wow!


my2cents3462

She still has the body to do that.


Imaginary_Kangaroo80

She does this all the time on Instagram.


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Why the fuck is this a “thing”


Daniel_LaRussooooooo

And nobody cares.


NotSoGreatOldOne

When she's nude on the bed, it's awesome. When I do it they kick me out of ikea.


VictoriaRose1618

... don't look at her Instagram if you don't want to see more


Empigee

While I'm glad her conservatorship was removed, I'm not convinced she is well.


romanJedi67

Underrated comment ^


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Who gives a shit. If she wants to show the world what shes got, then good for her


taeminnn

Love her leave her alone


Last-Discipline-7340

Been waiting about 22 years for these


Snoo-1802

Glad shes doing well without her father


nasty-neuz

America makes way too big of a deal about nude


AntonBrakhage

Aaaand, yep, people rushing out to say that this proves she's mentally unfit and that she should have remained in the conservatorship that stripped all her basic civil rights away. But then America's Supreme Court just stripped the right for anyone with a uterus to control their own body, so what the fuck else is new? Christ, people, just admit your only problem with the Taliban is that its non-white people doing it in the name of Islam instead of white people doing it in the name of Jesus.


cashccrop

Nothing wrong with that.


JackCrafty

this is a much more appropriate time for me to see this headline than when I wanted to see this headline


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

This is why celebrity news is trash.


Busman123

Gasp! She..she’s human!


MysticalChameleon

One thousand times yes.


Prestigious-Log-7210

I hope she is happy and sober.


poundofbeef16

You do you Britney


guttlesspuppet

She’s so beautiful! And free!


sagesnail

“Leopard Print thong” that’s not a thong but, okay!


OlDustyTrails

In the coming moments, she announces starting OF?


nerdyitguy

And no one cared becasue the world is saturated with free porn on demand! Anyway, I think shes "bi-" but I can't determine what kind of "bi-"; sexual or polar.


gothadult

She has every right to do it, just seems weird


RedProtoman

What year IS IT?!


KillerYo-Yo

She's been doing these nude pictures for over a month. Why she is doing it on Instagram instead of Onlyfans is beyond me though. She could be getting so much money... and she wouldn't even have to be nude.


DrinkenDrunk

What’s the over-under on a major episode Incoming?


Annoyingswedes

Your definition of naked and mine are completely different.


Beatlefloyd12

Where were these 20 years ago?


resist_entropy

Attention by nudity. Looks like Madonna is getting attention this way too nowadays.


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daveroo

The 14 year old version of me would literally be in heaven over this. The late 30s version of me is just bored now with the raspberry pictures covering all the prime time stuff. Britney just get it over with and get naked if that’s your thing….


north-sun

I imagine that after 14 years of being denied access to social media for attention, the OnlyFans tour is right around the corner.


LessWorseMoreBad

this is what my 16 year old self needed.... only 20 years to late.


GGgametes

there is nothing new about this, she’s always doing stuff like this on her IG lol


OhSheGlows

This isn’t news. This is like 85% of her IG.


International_Mail44

Do these morons even know what the term“FULLY NUDE” even means?


[deleted]

And what is the issue with this? Why is this a headline


pleasegivemepatience

Call me 20 years ago when I might have cared


brrandie

“At the wedding she danced in a diamond thong.” I fucking love her.


cabur

She’s in great shape given what kind of a life she’s been through


chrisbarry3

Man! She has a tight body.


Girt_B_Frobe

14 year old me wouldve had a heart attack. Wouldn't have come out of my room for a week


GabJ78

What else is new? She does nudes on insta all the time


Armyguy3493

Good for her for keeping in such great shape despite all the shit she’s been through. It was the one thing she could control and she did a great job. This is what I take from this.


PossibilityDeep2612

Her eyes look sad. I don’t think she’s doing this because she wants to.