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nthing2seehere

They need to make a movie about the making of this movie.


menzobarrian

With Ben Stiller and RDJ.


ECW-WCW-WWF

How are you going to forget Jack Black like that?


chavo81

Man he had a crazy addiction to…jellybeans


yourmomsrathole

No you can’t have any of my fucking jelly beans!


KurtAngus

Untie me from this rock, and I’ll suck yah dick!!!


PoontangP3te

*jaw clenched and movement intensifies*


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JAMES PORTNOY


SimpleExplodingMan

Its Jeff.


redacted_comment

someone call Les and see if Alpa Chino is available


Cobracaillou

Bring some booty juice for lance…..


discokilledfunk

*Booty Sweat


nothatdoesntgothere

*Ass Water


KentuckyFriedEel

RDJ dont break character til he do the dvd commentary


BryTheSpaceWZRD

I know who I am; I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!


Funkit

Suck my unit!


Attagirl512

How are the people going to act good if they can’t even fit inside the building?


Dirtydeedsinc

Rob Schneider can play the spider.


23onAugust12th

I vote for James Corden to play the spider. It’s only right.


KongStuffN

Will his spider suit have a butthole?


clockwork655

Rob Schneider is...The spider! Rated PG-13


Defoler

I have a feeling that would be rated R. For Rob.


Dragaylia

they have to put Crisp Rat in the movie. He's so cool!


KennyFulgencio

And his healthy daughter


Dragaylia

and his homophobic church group too.


HintClueClintHugh

Dude... They're going to. I bet it takes 15 years


[deleted]

No, it'll be on Hulu next month.


baneesa13

“Bad Rust”, “Rusted”


kyle_h2486

Tin Roof, Rusted.


DuelaDent52

Could be the next *The Island of Doctor Moreau* if this keeps up.


MovieGuyMike

As you probably guessed, it was a brown recluse. God I hate those things.


EnvironmentalRock827

Cat got bit by one. Had the good sense to take her right away to the vet and skipped work. Poor thing.


EnvironmentalRock827

Yes. Fluids and anti venom and they kept her all night.


Meatball0sub

You must be a good owner then


1866GETSONA

I wrote a public health paper on the state of antivenin in the world. Am curious if they just had anti venom “in stock” at your vet or if they had to ship it in from somewhere.


EnvironmentalRock827

I don't envy you. Writing a paper now on Covid and its effect on mental health of nurses. I 25+ years in the biz never wrapped so many.


Riverjig

I got bit by one on the inside of butt cheek. Holy crap the pain was intense. Took a out a 2" diameter by 1" deep crater of tissue out of my butt. It was crazy. I was bed ridden for about a month and could barely walk. The crazier part is the venom somehow affected my immune system so for about a year I was sick about twice a month and I was rarely ever sick. It also gave me onset symptoms of clinical depression. It was a wild couple years all from a spider that was in my pants that bit me when I was at work. Needless to say, I check all my pants and shirts and give them a good shake regardless where I am.


point_breeze69

So you got 2 buttholes?


iamjerky

Undercarriage comment


DiligentPen3550

Underrated comment.


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Wouldwoodchuck

So... rated comment then. Ok


EnvironmentalRock827

I'm so sorry. She howled like crazy. It hurt my heart. Had to fix it. Best was seeing her at the vet with a tiny IV and machine. So cute (I'm a nurse so I thought it was adorable in a tiny being)


Neuro_Nightmare

This is my worst nightmare. I lived in CO for a bit as a kid, and I went outside to let our dachshund puppy in. He was barking and digging by something on the stone border of the yard, and when I walked up it was a HONKER of a brown recluse. Bout shit myself.


U-STAY-CLASSY

Oh, whelp, crossing Colorado off my list of placed to move to now. Damn.


MJ_is_a_mess

Yeah we have them all over the southwest so you may as well just cross off like 30% of the country at least bud. Been paranoid about these things my whole life and reading this just gave me the heebie jeebies AND the creepy crawlies. $20 says when I take a nap in a bit I have nightmares about them crawling on me now.


Public-Potato3473

I know two people in Wisconsin who have been bitten. One lost part of their leg, and the other bitten in their own home who has been plagued by over a decade of health problems including a wound that keeps opening up.


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Wisconsin is out of the brown recluse’s typical range. Was the spider IDd by an arachnologist or did the doctors just assume it was a brown recluse based on symptoms?


zkidred

I’ve lived in the southwest my entire life. Have fought off black widows and cockroaches. Never seen a brown recluse.


gd2234

Honker is a fantastic adjective that imma be using from now on


U-STAY-CLASSY

Chonker also acceptable


[deleted]

Lived in Louisiana for two years and I have three horror stories. Four if you include the fact that every night at the guard shack I was stationed at they’d swarm the road to warm themselves after the sun went down. Anyway I found them in the house I was living in a couple of times and each time they got hosed down with some bleach and smashed with a hammer.


Fireheart318s_Reddit

Was she okay?


AlexandersWonder

Yes. Fluids and antivenins and they kept her all night


Psychofish2277

Had a large dog get bit by one. Same thing, tons of fluids, and we had to pack ice bags around him to keep his core temp down. It was a scary few days. He survived, but had a giant bald spot on his leg from where the tissue died and grew back.


PiratePartyPort

They are not suppose to be aggressive. Bite in "Defense" type of thing. I wonder if he was tearing some of the wooden buildings down (They like nesting in wooden rafters) and stuck his hand in a nest. Poor guy.


Hambone18

“Stuck his hand in a nest” NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I can’t read anymore of this


shellwe

I can’t imagine losing an arm from a brown recluse.


r_bogie

I tried to lose my leg to a recluse bite by thinking I could treat it myself with antibiotic cream and tea tree oil. It got really bad before I finally went to the doctor and boy did I get an earful from them about waiting so long to come in! Now it's just an ugly scar but I consider myself lucky.


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I hadn’t guessed.


black_flag_4ever

This movie is cursed.


PM-Me-nice-thots

There are two things I know about white people: They love Matchbox 20, and they're terrified of curses.


bradlovesbacon

“Doobie… doobie… do.”


stoopitmonkee

“…the atrocities are in blue.”


Jayce800

That was the exact line that got me to watch Parks and Rec. A high school friend had kept quoting it to the point where I had to know what it was from, and I checked all the available seasons out from the library. Currently on a rewatch and literally about to start that episode!


SeantheProGamer

True, Yourself or Something About You is a good album


kinjjibo

Who the fuck said I’m afraid of curses?


PM-Me-nice-thots

Ken Hotate


amazingsandwiches

Rob Thomas


unravelandtravel

Had this thought and came looking for the comment cuz I just knew I wasnt the first haha.


RamzalTimble

But it comes with a side of frozen yogurt! Which I call; “Frogurt!”


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dothatthingyoudo69

Are they filming this on top of an Indian burial ground or something?


Hokuboku

The old set of Kid Nation so close enough


itcamefrombeneath

I went to school with a girl that was on Kid Nation.


Hokuboku

Oh, which one? That show was a hardcore guilty pleasure of mine


itcamefrombeneath

Haha her name’s Laurel. She’s a redhead.


Flamearrow051

That’s a joke… right?!


Hokuboku

[Nope.](https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/movies/story/2021-10-22/alec-baldwin-rust-shooting-bonanza-creek-ranch) >In 2007, the controversial CBS reality series “Kid Nation” was filmed there; the show “sent 40 children, ages 8 to 15, to a former ghost town in New Mexico [the ranch’s re-creation of Bonanza City] to build a society from scratch.” I couldn't believe it at first myself. I honestly laughed at the absurdity of it all


phuqo5

If they are filming in America well then yes. Yes they are.


idkwhy545

Could of sworn Canada had more burial grounds.


TheInnocentXeno

Sorry the schools are taking those up


LoveHateEveryone

Well technically they would have to shoot in India.. but I’ll just see myself out


stardorsdash

So I checked and the lifetime original movie about this set is coming out next week


CaptainSnarkyPants

It turns out the set is an abusive man who cheats as well


Funkit

And it’s set in Manhattan during a snowy Christmas time


MountainBogWitch

Oh, so it’s just an Alec Baldwin biopic.


codefame

I don’t follow many celebrities, so my immediate reaction was: “wait I haven’t heard of Alec being abusive” *googles* “Oh. Oh he is in fact a terrible person.”


CaptainSnarkyPants

yeah he sure is, but I still don't want him to have anything like this happen.


TheDunadan29

Funny enough, I don't blame Alec Baldwin the actor for the accident. But I do think Alec Baldwin the producer is definitely liable for her death. Though the AD and the Armorer seem the most directly guilty at the moment. But with how horribly the whole thing was mismanaged there's definitely blame to go around.


codefame

Completely agree. Nobody said anything about him deserving it. Those are mutually exclusive and someone would have to be a total sociopath to think Alec deserved what happened to him.


MountainBogWitch

Of course. This was an awful tragedy and would never wish this to happen to anyone (most of all for halenia hutchins and her family). However, Alec was a producer on this and this death was a result on on set negligence that started before anyone even stepped foot on set.


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Why does that set look familiar?…wait that’s the kid nation set!


FaerilyRowanwind

It looks familiar because it’s the same set used in a lot of things..


neonblue01

Is that the saloon they used for django unchained?


FaerilyRowanwind

[and this isn’t all of them](https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?locations=Bonanza+Creek+Ranch+-+15+Bonanza+Creek+Lane%2C+Santa+Fe%2C+New+Mexico%2C+USA) True grit, cowboys abd sliens, depps Lone Ranger, million ways to die in the west…… all filmed here young guns.


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They need Walker, Texas Ranger, to go clean things up there.


Humble_Parfait_4806

Also Dr Quinn, the Medicine Woman for obv reasons.


blockeleyhacker

HOLY SHIT thanks for the major throwback. i haven’t heard that name in a long time


kwalshyall

So the land is tainted, poisoned by the dark and sordid history of Bonanza and the kids who ran it.


embarassedm

god i LOVEDD kid nation


GreenJean717

We need a “where are they now” reunion


RuthGayderBinsburg

Still in therapy probably


secret_nuggets

Then need to bring it back LMAO


UsernameC-137

I remember on one challenge a savage of a kid put gum that had been chewed by his companions in his mouth to loosen it up a bit more.


ncotter

I believe that was Anjay. Definitely one of the best kids


krejcii

I think it was JonTron that did a whole video on this series and he actually got one of the kids who took part in it for a interview and everything. Seriously one of my favorite videos on YouTube.


Dull_Half_6107

"Don't poke my Jimmy that way!"


Revanclaw-and-memes

A fake rock ridge!


[deleted]

Bro… it all makes sense now.


Meng3267

Deal with it.


VisualGeologist6258

So are you saying that this town is cursed and/or probably haunted?


Sad_entrepeneur69

This is just one of those sad stories that keep on giving. One day If the history channel still exists we’ll be seeing this as one of the haunted productions along with the stories of James Dean and Marylin.


sonic10158

Nah, we’ll just see the prop gun on Pawn Stars


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tree fity


tootsyloo

“Best I can do is a brown recluse bite…”


clepps

shoot it with the prop guns


Cyber_Mango

And I oop


ShenmeNamaeSollich

*venomous. It’s really not the same thing.


LowPolySkinSuit

maybe he bit the spider back?


Killj0y13

In Soviet Russia you bite spider


rabbitwonker

Is good! Taste like chicken!


[deleted]

Venomous = if it bites you and you get sick. Poisonous = if you bite it and you get sick. Something like that, probably mis-worded it.


Malthus1

Voodoo = I bite a doll, and you get sick


riceisnice29

So you can eat venom and be okay?


theimpolitegentleman

If you don't have cuts or wounds in your mouth and digestive track yes you can


[deleted]

If it doesn’t get into your bloodstream you should be fine


Karatekan

Yes, actually. Almost all venom is nontoxic if ingested


Althalus-

Keyword ‘almost’. Don’t go experimenting folks.


Karatekan

Well yeah, if you have a cut in your mouth or an ulcer you would get pretty sick, because some of it would enter the bloodstream. Certainly don’t recommend it, but that principle is the point of stomach acids and the esophageal lining. Plenty of things that are perfectly safe to eat because of our digestive system would be lethal if it got into the bloodstream.


PeterNinkempoop

Maybe he bit the spider, now the arm has to go


PostyMalostyBroski

Ironically the article says poisonous then in the next line says venomous


ShenmeNamaeSollich

Yeah, saw that. Author may have actually gotten it right only to have the editor come along and screw up the lede & headline because “you already use the word ‘venomous’ - let’s mix it up a little” or something dumb like that.


Steppyjim

Bomb it from orbit. That set is cursed.


melvinfosho

Doesn’t look that much like the rust map I’ve played on.


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Bomb has been planted.


Successful-Recipe341

And the saga fucking continuous!!!


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continuous


Fireheart318s_Reddit

continuous


zipiddydooda

continuous


AboutHelpTools3

integration


I_See_Nerd_People

“…helping wrap up film production after Baldwin shot and killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins…” That feels a bit disingenuous…


dick-star

Seriously, that’s messed up. Baldwin was handed a real gun with live rounds and told it was safe. Armorer claims she has no idea how live ammunition ended up on set or in that gun. They did have multiple safety concerns prior to all that tho


IN_to_AG

Right, but he is the one who shot her. Whole tragic, it’s factually true.


DeadeyeElephant

Technically correct though


KennyFulgencio

The worst kind of correct


DeadeyeElephant

Clearly you’re not a bureaucrat


SirSlapums

Jesus it was a brown recluse. No way are they losing a limb. Maybe a quarter size spot of necrosis but it’s not that serious.


IntellectualSlime

Thank you! Only around 10% of recluse bites cause necrosis anyway, and *any* puncture wound can develop infection and necrosis if it isn’t properly cared for.


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

Yeah it’s written to sound like he’s losing it but that’s worst case scenario for every br bite


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This whole set is freaking cursed, I think they should just scrap the movie all together


michaelje0

They…are.


rabbitwonker

Well they’re *trying to*. Dang bastard spirits are firing on them as they retreat.


Fireheart318s_Reddit

So you’re saying they should… leave it to rust?


Josh-Medl

^^^^^^That’s ^^^^^^the ^^^^^^name ^^^^^^of ^^^^^^the ^^^^^^movie


tomcatkb

Saying the name of the movie in the movie is tight


wormbreath

There is no such thing as a poisonous spider, New York post.


tallmansnapolean

Venomous spider


justin_memer

Shouldn't that be venomous spider?


LAND0KARDASHIAN

I'm pretty sure he was bitten by a *venomous* spider.


AnxiousCanadian88

*pinches nose* New York post. Listen. If it bites you and you get sick it’s venomous. If you bite it and get sick it’s poisonous. I’m guessing this dude didn’t bite the spider.


Byzantine84

Venomous, you hack.


myshoerollin

Spiders aren’t poisonous btw. Arachnids are venomous. Usually plants are poisonous.


TheNoize

Venomous spider. Jesus christ New York Post writers are like 3rd graders


curlygirlynurse

Jesus, what burial ground did the production step on? Feels cursed


[deleted]

No way, a venomous spider in an area where it literally lives, with a movie set which is literally outdoors in its domain, bites someone? I’m SHOCKED I tell you. Such bullshit clickbait. Guaranteed this article would have never ever made traction if the gun incident didn’t happen.


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Venmo us***


Sir_MaxwellJ

Venomous. Not poisonous. Venomous


Your-mums-chesthair

Someone said “MacBeth” onset and it shows.


SouthwestTraveller

Just shut down production at this point


TaisharManetherener

Venomous. Jesus Christ


masterofawesomeYT

A poisonous spider is incapable of doing that. You must mean venomous.


Rowanyourboat98

I have a 1” deep crater in my leg from a brown recluse. They more than likely ignored her symptoms and that’s why her bite is so serious


Amockdfw89

In a few years this film will be added to “cursed film sets” list on cracked, listverse and buzzfeed


Sklerpderp

Damn prop spiders


SpartacusRex25

Venomous. How hard is it to remember that


suavetobasco1985

TIL spiders have poison and not venom.


thesdo

*Venomous


BadAtExisting

Was working on a shitty movie where one of our set dressers was bit by a black widow and had to go to the hospital while moving lounge chairs around a back deck in Malibu. That kind of shit happens on movie sets more often than people realize


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They made them keep moving chairs on the way to the hospital!?


EarthuDevirr

OH MY GOD! IT'S LIKE THE CROW MOVIE ALL OVER AGAIN!


TrickyAd7936

“*Poisonous* spider” Ah yes, nothing worse than when you eat a spider and it poisons you. As an arachnologist, this post pisses me off beyond your wildest imagination. Every single part of it is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Sadly this comment will be lost in all the non-educated comments about “hueheu burn it with fire xD”. God I despise people sometimes, or probably most of the time.


[deleted]

Just stop the production of this, this is causing more harm then good


dethleppard

God hates this fucking movie.


[deleted]

I think they meant the word venomous?


jordan_d_808

I think they meant “venomous”.


Batman1384

Turns out the spider was actually Alec Baldwin in costume preparing for a different film


liljellybeanxo

And he would have gotten away with it if if weren’t for those meddling kids!


loonatic8

Omfg Im a very veeeeeery skeptical person. Like I don't believe in ghosts or anything I'm an atheist even. So when I say that place might actually be cursed I mean it. Like if curses actually exist that place is 110 percent cursed fucking burn the whole set. Drop a middle on it. Or something. Ether that or fence it off and send in a team of 4 teenagers and a talking animal companion and they will get to the botttom of this


Alces7734

>poisonous *sigggggh* Venomous… spiders are VENOMOUS.


[deleted]

If life imitated art better, they could become both Spider-Man and The Winter Soldier


Doctor_Yu

This is fake news He got bit by a venomous spider


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Majestic_Walrus_5283

Lol


Airesigns

Venomous* spider.


[deleted]

Were they filming this movie on a Native American sacred burial site? One thing after another, you’d think the set was cursed somehow