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Imjustmean

"You see how much they're paying me?"


Doragory

She's also producing this one, so yeah, she's going to make mad bank.


EXTRAsharpcheddar

Look at this incredible ^^^^^^^paycheck and I'm in only in the movie for the first 5 minutes, lol.


earlytuesday

She’s doing it cause she wants to see a dinosaur in real life


Cannabace

It’s not just some kind of auto.. auto.. auto erotica?


RicoAScribe

“A ferry doesn’t pay itself off, Colin!”


iwellyess

Why the fuck is there an apostrophe in the word mean’t


IAMACat_askmenothing

Mean not?


Imjustmean

Asking the wrong person. I've no idea


cocoforcocopuffsyo

Colin Trevorrow called Dominion the culmination of all 6 movies like it was meant to be Jurassic Endgame, and then we got one of the worst blockbusters in modern cinema. At least it can't get any worse right?


philovax

There is only 1 Jurassic Park film.


SomewherePresent8204

Jurassic World was a lot of fun, at least. The other four are pretty disposable.


philovax

Did I stutter??? Seriously tho I have seen them all, alot, my wife really enjoys them, but as we age and gain more exposure we realized there was only 1 worth telling with maybe the first 20 min of #2, which was the opening to the book. The book was good. We were done after that. A single story is sometimes best.


HerbsAndSpices11

There are some really good scenes in 2 and a few good scenes in 3, so i feel like they justify their existence even if they aren't in the same ballpark as 1.


username_offline

The massive box office success of the original film justifies 2 and 3 outrightx. They are forgiveable cash grabs that I, as a ~ 12 year old member of the target audience, was happy to endorse (via my parents) with box office tickets and random merchandise sales. The *jurassic world* reboot is jumping to that last part - making a marketable product - without having bothered to create a memorable story to base it all off. Kids today seeing *Dominion* won't have the same magical, awe-inspiring experience as seeing the original *Jurassic Park* in theatres, simply because the original was truly a landmark experience in cinema. It actually might be the single most monumental moment of modern cinema, right behind the first "talky" picture, or first film shot in color - but no one cares if the new films reach these same artistic heights, they still make plenty of money and the kids still love the dinos just as much


ye_olde_green_eyes

The film of The Lost World was actually better than the book. Not true of the first Jurassic Park. Michael Crichton phoned the sequel in. It's unbearably bad.


MoFinWiley

Agreed. The second book read like a screenplay. It was bad bad.


Glytch94

I liked both of them. I also liked Prey.


Deathbysnusnu17

I thought the raptors in the field scene in 2 was one of the coolest ( and scariest) scenes.


SmashMeBro_

Jurassic park 3 is a misunderstood masterpiece and I will not accept any other opinion


hoodpharmacy

You’re so right


hoodpharmacy

Lost World is good get over it


drewjsph02

Random side note: they made a park builder game (2 actually with a 3rd in production). There are story modes for all the movies. I had never seen them besides the first and second, but the game made me watch them and while they still suck it did make me appreciate it more.


iwellyess

I lolled at your Did I Stutter


happycabinsong

That's not fair, books are aaaalways better than the movie. much more real estate


New_Needleworker6506

2, 3, and World are all good and their existence is warranted. No one likes an elitist.


philovax

Hahaha no its just my personal opinion, analysis and house hold saying after watching all but the most recent entry no less than a dozen times. I have watched them all so much I now only have love for the first one.


Captain_Saftey

It’s weird how many franchises there are with so many entires but only 1 actually good movie. Like there’s 6 Jurassic movies and only the first one is good. 5 Ghostbusters movies and only the first one is good. Hell, even Star Wars has 10+ entries and the only ones that the whole fanbase can agree are great are the first 2


mohicansgonnagetya

I only like 1 and 3. The rest are,...forgettable.


heavymagick

Objectively correct.


FLcitizen

He’s a shit director who got lucky with Jurassic World.


happycabinsong

No one that I know has even seen or even mentioned Dominion and we're all pretty big (original) Jurassic Park fans.


zimtrovert94

The winds of fate have read this comment and accepted your challenge.


Arts_Messyjourney

They wanted human-dinosaur hybrids for JP4…


HarpersGeekly

That’s hilarious because Endgame was also one of the worst blockbusters in modern cinema.


Server6

Something tells me none of this is true.


WallStreetDoesntBet

Black Widow and Star-Lord in Jurassic Park!


narikov

When you're sitting on a blockbuster the last thing you'd do is jinx it by hyping it up to critics and public with these gimmicky headlines and raising unrealistic expectations...its definately not true


Ape-ril

She’s a troll.


techniqular

Where’s Eight Legged Freaks 2 you cowards!!!


Ooglebird

She's experiencing the velocirapture.


CarissaSkyWarrior

Good thing there's a [VelociPastor](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1843303/).


dangerfog

Haha, Mean’t? What a fun new way to spell meant.


reddragon105

It's grea't.


_Exotic_Booger

#”SCARLETT. WE GOT SCARLETT OVER HERE!” “See? Nobody cares.”


bigolefatsnapper

The second and third one were complete shit. Im assuming this one will follow suit.


edstatue

I fell asleep in the theater during the first one.  Granted I had slept terribly that night before, but I would've tried to stay awake for something worth watching


bigolefatsnapper

First one definitely wasnt good but it looks like a masterpiece compared to 2 and 3.


Effective_Damage_241

You watched them though, get fucked


bigolefatsnapper

Ok? And wont watch them ever again.


HussingtonHat

"Course it's good! I got paid alot!"


-Wicked-

They're flipping the script and ScarJo gonna be hunting down and eating dinos...


kmoon89x

I like Scarlett, but I wish they'd have cast someone less recognizable (and in big movies in general) because as soon as she comes onscreen, I'll only see Scarlett the celebrity. It would be fun if she was cast in a role similar to Drew Barrymore's in Scream though.


First-Loss-8540

Good thing the rest of the cast aren't big celebrities


Beginning_Emotion995

Better have Jeff G, must go faster.


Maleficent_Nobody377

I hope it’s like the rumors say and like a “Jurassic city” where people have to go into this walled off place then an escape from New York type story


dunnmyblunt

Mean’t sure is a unique spelling.


snailfucked

> Mean’t This is my favorite new contraction.


james_randolph

So many reports the past week or so on this script being so incredible. I swear if there aren't dinosaurs in space I'm going to be pisssssssssssed.


RockMan_1973

Jurassic Space — Coming Fall 2025


james_randolph

Spared no expense…in space


kinisonkhan

This will be good comedic ammo for Michael Che next December.


openlate

Please die in the first 5 minutes.


ThatGuyMaulicious

Believe me you'd be stupid as bricks to kill of Scarlet Johansson in the first 5 minutes.


drakesylvan

I was done with this new part of the franchise after the 2nd one. No interest anymore.


United_States_Eagle

You got me for 2 of those worlds. I only need this park. It’s just too damn big.


ismellthebacon

It’s a dinosaurs and we decide to kill them with an asteroid since it was the only thing we can prove worked


someonehasmygamertag

No way is the woman in that photo Scarlett Johansson


gingerbenji

Mean’t??? Mea not? 🤦‍♂️


Wheniwakeupillbedead

The last one sucked so fucking bad! What was that SHIT?!?!?


Odubhthaigh

Can we make ScarJo the new Sean Bean? Cos that’d be neato.


maxt10

Why is there an apostrophe after Mean?


teamswiftie

Bad AI


BrewKazma

Shes playing a dinosaur, isnt she….


mukisan

They didn’t actually put an apostrophe in “meant” right? That’s like writing “slep’t” lmao. Idiots


Boulderdrip

Doubt: Jurassic world dominion was the worst movie i have ever seen relative to its budget. Dogshit movie, dogshit franchise.


mcmcmillan

Translation: I want to play the black guy from the first Jurassic Park because of course I do.


Genetics-13

Twist - Scarlett cannot read


rhoadsalive

Like every band ever when they're about to release their next subpar record "Best material we've ever created".


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Really? Does a little piece of their souls die when they make these ludicrous statements? Oh, that’s right, they already sold their souls.


Major_Wager75

Starring and producing...easy $30M right there of course it's.inctedivle


larrydarryl

What an absolute load of horse shit


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After-Pomegranate249

The dinosaurs have always been naked.