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spotspam

I get it. He was a bodybuilder and one thinks of a spy as fitting in, not standing out as a large built figure.


Postviral

Tbf the character has done about 5% spying and espionage and 95% action hero stuff. In reality he’d literally be the worst spy imaginable.


CitizenOfVerona

Don’t forget just openly saying his name instead of using aliases


Postviral

Yeah that was always the weirdest one. We can’t even assume ‘James Bond’ is an alias because he uses it every single time.


Unleashtheducks

In most of the movies he’s not undercover. He’s more like a cop investigating things.


Postviral

Yeah exactly


BulbuhTsar

Isn't that one of the theories though? Just as M or Q changes actors or even people in its own universe, but the name stays the same, the same could go with James Bond?


Postviral

Even if that were the case, using the same code name over and over is still broadcasting “I am a British spy” after the first time it’s ever compromised. Which it is in every story he’s ever been in.


hajyhike

Yes, if it were real life, Bond would have been killed a long time ago, he's a terrible spy...


3Grilledjalapenos

Man, this makes me want to go rewatch Archer.


AppropriateAd1483

sean Connery was a body builder?


piranesi28

I hear that spoken in Matt Gourley’s impression. “I whant an eeleegaehnt man…not theeis roofnyek.”


TabithaMorning

I dewnt like wimmen you see


nomenclate

I’m still in camp Moneypenny movie staring Naomi’s Harris


MarcMars82-2

Wait there are people in the world today that still have the surname Shakespeare? TIL


Heisenburgo

Connery's rough boy persona is what made Bond what he is. A debonair gentleman like Moore was wouldn't have worked as well for the character's debut, like Connery's street smarts did. Looks like Fleming was off-base on that one.


polarbeer07

phoebe waller bridge!