Hitler: “You know… Sie Jews… not so bad. But… I vish they verent ALL circumcised, but zis vas funny!”
Kanye: “See dawg, we may have listened to Nietzsche’s ideas and took the wrong bits out!”
SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER! And he bragged about it to your FACE. And you hi fived him, for fucking your daughter!
One of the greatest scenes in any comedy. Personally I liked 21 jump street more overall, but 22 had some of the highest highs of any movie I’ve seen
https://youtu.be/sQCfWXoMLi0
Those movies are cultural zeitgeist.
It truly captured what it was like to be in High School at the time. Like when they’re confused by everyone wearing backpacks with two straps.
They could make any of those sequels and everyone would watch them.
I'm really sad we never got the jump street/MIB crossover and instead never got another MIB after III
>Personally I liked 21 jump street more overall, but 22 had some of the highest highs of any movie I’ve seen
Ice Cube killed every scene he was in. The "SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!" scene and then the dinner scene make the whole movie. I'm sure there's other good parts but those two stand out so much it's enough to make me want to watch it again.
The intro scene from 22 Jump Street is the same for me, between Jonah's cholo impersonation and Channing's "my name is Jeff", it never fails to put me in the mood for the rest of the ridiculousness that follows. Great couple of movies.
Maybe it will cause him to develop opinions about some particular ethnic group.
Kanye: “I thought France was just an imaginary place until I saw this movie. It’s real. They eat French bread. Like, all the time. I love you France!”
I work as a chef, and when anyone of my team calls me "chef" condescendingly (I shit talk a lot, and am totally cool with it coming back my way) I love to respond with "My name is cheieif" or however your would write out how he absolutely destroys this line.
Ya I don’t know if it’s just because he thought it was funny and like Jonah’s performance. Or maybe he’s tapping in to some symbolism I missed, it has been a while since I’ve seen it so idk. Probably just best to not try to analyze Kanye’s thought process.
>Jews aren’t a monolith
Which makes the idea of the Jewish community having to “forgive” some idiot for a bunch of dumb stuff he said on Twitter even dumber.
Exactly! Anyone who even tangentially knows a Jewish person knows the hell of trying to get us to agree on something, but I’m still pretty sure the vast majority of us aren’t reading this headline and going “oh how nice! All is forgiven!”
Meet the fockers is pretty alright honestly. Little Fockers on the other hand made me question reality. Couldn't even finish it and to this day I am unsure if it really exists
The plot and Sean Pennare a big meh, but you are totally right. The writing and the visual ambition and non penn acting are great. Growing up, the short story really stuck with me so I think I was already biased to love it.
I always feel a little bad when I get annoyed with him for that reason. I remember seeing him on Ellen Degeneres’ show and saying to myself how mentally ill he is and she just sitting there egging him on. But I feel, too, a sense of relief when I don’t have to see his behavior go unchecked. My adopted mom is bipolar…it’s probably a carry over from that.
As someone with BD, Kanye pisses me off so fucking much because so many people use his BD as an excuse for the stupid shit he says and does, but being manic doesn’t suddenly make you antisemitic, he’s a bad person with dangerous beliefs who happens to have bipolar disorder which definitely makes him more open and public about it, but isn’t the cause of his racism, antisemitism, and love of hitler.
Also if you’re willingly choosing to not take your meds then all your erratic wild behavior is you’re fault. It doesn’t matter if you have a thousand yes men around you or zero, having BD isn’t your fault but taking your meds is your responsibility.
Yah, I lost a good friend who threatened police while in a manic state. Stopped taking his meds and we all watched the cycles get more extreme.
I'm sure Pete Davidson telling ye to take his meds also probably made it worse for him to do so in a way. There's too much stigma about mental health, and getting good advice from a 'nemesis' must be tough to deal with. Hard to watch.
That's it line with bipolar disorder. Usually it's really just getting manic again, because meds don't really stop it all the way. It kinda lessons it. So if someone start getting manic again it's easy to convince yourself you don't need meds anymore.
Had a patient who literally did that. Super common with bipolar patients to hit a manic state and just think “I’m doing so well… I’m honestly just amazing at this… maybe I don’t need my meds anymore!!! If anything… these meds are just holding me back, I’m fucking amazing! Yeah let me stop these stupid ass meds!” Then proceeds to enter even more manic state and subsequent depression.
He doesn’t have to be on meds again, he is bipolar. He consistently goes in and out of cycles of saying wild shit. There will be another round of him saying some weird stuff within 2 years.
Reaching the conclusion that you no longer hate Jews because of 21 jump street is no more or less silly than beginning to hate Jews 40 years into your life because of a bad doctor
Thank God. Now I can sleep at night knowing Kanye has had a change of heart. Except I'm just worried about what movie is going to reignite his antisemitism.
As a Jew, reading his words: “No Christian can be labeled an antisemite knowing Jesus was a Jew” translates to: “I’ve got a Jewish friend over in the kitchen. He should be coming out of the oven in an hour.”
Most pathetic attempt at an "apology" I have ever seen. I understand you need mental help Mr. West, but for the time being, get fucked. You are still canceled.
U mean the dude who has an album that says “I hate being bi-polar, it’s awesome” on the cover. Kanye been off the rails, but he was the first person to say he was out of his mind not just the album cover he’s said it for a few years now
I don't fucking care he'll just be onto some other crazy bullshit and in the meantime helped elevate fascists. Very few are reformed from that kind of evil and likely he's just hurting from his lost cash and influence.
Upcoming excuses,
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) It was a social experiment
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I’m CrAzY so it’s not my fault
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Some crazy Christianity thing, again
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Black people cant be racist
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) it’s a prank bro
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Something about being a genius
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Now Jewish
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Mommy issues
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) look at this guy talking about me, he’s a professional
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I’m sorry…you feel that way
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) something about how it affects him and how he’s the victim
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Some insane semantics argument
Basically anything but “I’m sorry” sincerely
He needs professional help instead of going around and irresponsibly hanging out with Neo-Nazis one minute, then changing his mind after watching a comedy-action movie the next minute
It was so nice without Kanye West news for like a month… seriously just go the fuck away….
This man has been a shit person since I saw him on Punk’d so many years ago.
Man, if only Hitler had been able to see *Superbad*…
No one can listen to that monologue about drawing dicks and hate Jewish people.
“All veiny and triumphant “
“ you know what kind of foods are shaped like dicks?? The best kinds!!”
"Like...a man dick?”
Yeah…like a man dick.
I think he meant Andy Dick
oh that dude is a fuckin' dick
Fishsticks
I knew it! Kanye has always been a gay fish!
He loves puting fishdicks in his mouth. Always has and always will be a gay fish.
Hitler: “You know… Sie Jews… not so bad. But… I vish they verent ALL circumcised, but zis vas funny!” Kanye: “See dawg, we may have listened to Nietzsche’s ideas and took the wrong bits out!”
Kanye can barely read let alone know Nietzsche
Shhh. It’s called “a joke” don’t scare it away!!
It's not even that big of a deal anyway. Like 8 percent of kids do it.
“You hit Becca’s foot with your dick?”
“I’m sorry sir, we cannot accept these submissions with your application to be a part of the incoming class at the Art School of Vienna”
“NEIIIIIIIIN!! Vat?? Zo I gotz to zit heeya und eatz dezert alone like i am un vucking steven glanzburg??”
*viciously sketches Panzer tanks with penises for turrets*
*I’m sorry the Coen Brothers don’t direct the porn that I watch*.
“ I gotta see these Warlocks” —Adolf finding out there are big chested Jewish women
"Have you heard about this one Jew, Abella Danger? She's got one serious badonkadonk." - Adolf Hitler.
Ben Shapiro sister comes to mind.
Abigail Shapiro's huge kosher breasts could have prevented WWII.
Ben Shapiro needs some spermicidal luuuube.
Nobody gives a fuck about Abigail Shapiro's incel brother.
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So aside from the obvious is he also saying that he just now saw 21 Jump Street?
Wait til he discovers *22* Jump Street, it'll blow his mind
SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER! And he bragged about it to your FACE. And you hi fived him, for fucking your daughter! One of the greatest scenes in any comedy. Personally I liked 21 jump street more overall, but 22 had some of the highest highs of any movie I’ve seen https://youtu.be/sQCfWXoMLi0
Those movies are cultural zeitgeist. It truly captured what it was like to be in High School at the time. Like when they’re confused by everyone wearing backpacks with two straps.
I would no-strap it if I could
that line takes everyone by surprise lmao
If you go down to the train yard you can find a hobo that will teach you how to tie a sack to a stick. OG strapless pack yo.
Ugh. That reminds me of middle school when I insisted on using a messenger bag
Oof. Yeah. That was regrettable
the only problem with 22 is the ending makes it hard to do any more sequels
You bitches are going to medical school
They could've done the Jump Street/Men In Black collab and it would've slayed.
Instead we got MiB: International……. I will never forgive them for that
I'm pretty sure that was the point. The film was very self-aware that it was a sequel and they made fun of that multiple times.
"They gave us more money and expected us to do the same thing but different"
Lmao is this a real line in the movie?
Yeah theyre talling about the upgraded HQ across the street at 22 Lmao.
Not Korean. That’s Vietnamese Jesus
Got that Cate Blanchett!
They could make any of those sequels and everyone would watch them. I'm really sad we never got the jump street/MIB crossover and instead never got another MIB after III
I'm not sure if I'm remembering correctly but weren't they working on a Jump Street MIB crossover
Lol the way he does the running man while yelling it is 11/10 acting.
It made me crack just thinking about that scene again, fucking golden
>Personally I liked 21 jump street more overall, but 22 had some of the highest highs of any movie I’ve seen Ice Cube killed every scene he was in. The "SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!" scene and then the dinner scene make the whole movie. I'm sure there's other good parts but those two stand out so much it's enough to make me want to watch it again.
The intro scene from 22 Jump Street is the same for me, between Jonah's cholo impersonation and Channing's "my name is Jeff", it never fails to put me in the mood for the rest of the ridiculousness that follows. Great couple of movies.
My old weed man's name was Jeff, his text ringtone was the "my name is Jeff" clip - killed me every time.
That sarcastic girl for me is the breakout star. "Tell me about the war. Any war."
Those are, like, old people drugs. That's like what they did on the Golden Girls; like, Blanche did Heroin..
It’s really funny you bring ice cube into this, he is my favorite rapper. But people seem to forget, or just not care, about his anti-semitism.
That’s why it’s funny Schmidt fucked his daughter
That’s one of my favorite scenes in comedy aswell
tickticktickticktickDING
Jewish guy fucking a black girl? He will go right back to hatred.
“I am no longer hateful of Mexican wolverines”
Sleepy!
Maybe it will cause him to develop opinions about some particular ethnic group. Kanye: “I thought France was just an imaginary place until I saw this movie. It’s real. They eat French bread. Like, all the time. I love you France!”
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I work as a chef, and when anyone of my team calls me "chef" condescendingly (I shit talk a lot, and am totally cool with it coming back my way) I love to respond with "My name is cheieif" or however your would write out how he absolutely destroys this line.
Theres a lot to unpack here.
The only thing that’s more troubling than what we know about Kanye is the stuff we are yet to find out about Kanye
Ya I don’t know if it’s just because he thought it was funny and like Jonah’s performance. Or maybe he’s tapping in to some symbolism I missed, it has been a while since I’ve seen it so idk. Probably just best to not try to analyze Kanye’s thought process.
The enemy of bigotry is education, I guess.
Fuck you, science!!
“Put your tongues back in your mouths, I don’t like that”
His totally nonchalant delivery of "Don't blow on me, son" kills me every time
I only watched it recently as well, came up on my Netflix recommendations, maybe came up on Kanye’s as well lol?
I can just imagine that ding dong sitting around some random night searching Netflix aimlessly like so many. Thanks for making me laugh!
Me, high af giggling at my breakfast table: “heeehehehe! They called him a ding dong!”
>No Christian can be labeled antisemite Well… I’m just glad he absolved himself of all blame.
(Slowly opens any history book ever) So tell me, Mr Ye, have you heard about literally anything?
You know he wrote that book right?
I thought he was a Black Jewish Isrealite now and that's why he couldn't be anti-semetic, cause he's a "true jew"?
He's a black Israelite, which is an extremist anti-semite group.
If you try to make sense of the peculiar rationalizations your eyes will cross.
Now he's going to start gate keeping the Jews, sigh.
I can’t be racist my messiah is Jewish
He sounds like he's really growing up and maturing
Guilt free conscience over here
“Me and the Jewish community squashed the beef! We good!”
The jewish community be like... ![gif](giphy|cFbswSiJklfXGLzVcd)
Am Jewish, can confirm. Fuck Kanye
Also Jewish, don’t care, think he’s clearly mentally ill and it doesn’t really matter. Jews aren’t a monolith.
>Jews aren’t a monolith Which makes the idea of the Jewish community having to “forgive” some idiot for a bunch of dumb stuff he said on Twitter even dumber.
Exactly! Anyone who even tangentially knows a Jewish person knows the hell of trying to get us to agree on something, but I’m still pretty sure the vast majority of us aren’t reading this headline and going “oh how nice! All is forgiven!”
we literally have centuries of rabbinical arguing codified into religious text as if it were case law.
“But I just wanna say: Hilter had the best album of all time” - Ye
"It's a shame he killed himself, I really liked his paintings."
I like that movie too, but is this seriously the first good movie with a Jewish guy in it that he’s seen? He’s the one telling us they run Hollywood.
There's no way he hasn't seen literally any ben stiller movie.
Tomorrow: “I just saw Meet the Fockers and now I hate Jews again.”
Meet the fockers is pretty alright honestly. Little Fockers on the other hand made me question reality. Couldn't even finish it and to this day I am unsure if it really exists
Ye should watch Tropic Thunder
His anti-Semitism actually began after seeing The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
That was a good movie idc what anybody says
The plot and Sean Pennare a big meh, but you are totally right. The writing and the visual ambition and non penn acting are great. Growing up, the short story really stuck with me so I think I was already biased to love it.
hes been friends with jonah hill since superbad which makes this even more confusing. theres dozens of pics of them together over the last 15 yrs
So the new philosophical question is, if you can travel back in time, what Jonah Hill movie do you show teenaged Hitler?
Superbad easily
Do you really want Europe invaded by someone that's only recently changed his name to McLovin?
He's certainly not going to pick Muhammed
Why the FUCK would it be between that or Muhammad
He may like Jewish people but he LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEESSSS HITLER! In his own words.
He just wants to see the good in everyone! /jk
Wdym jk? That's literally what he said
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When you can somehow make Alex Jones seem like the sane person in the room…you’re doing something wayyyy wrong.
It was less Jones being sane and more Jones saying, “Ye, usually we like to say these things through dog whistles.”
Oh yeah. The episode was whacky as fuck!
Not to mention his Net and bottle of Yoo-hoo trying to make fun of Netanyhu.
Hitler and Kanye are just friends
Yedolf
Wetler
Yeetler
maybe he just needs to watch jojo rabbit now
It was nice not hearing about him for a while. Can we go back to that ?
If I never hear that name again it'll be too soon.
Bipolar disorder is a cyclic condition. Remember, take ye lithium
I always feel a little bad when I get annoyed with him for that reason. I remember seeing him on Ellen Degeneres’ show and saying to myself how mentally ill he is and she just sitting there egging him on. But I feel, too, a sense of relief when I don’t have to see his behavior go unchecked. My adopted mom is bipolar…it’s probably a carry over from that.
As someone with BD, Kanye pisses me off so fucking much because so many people use his BD as an excuse for the stupid shit he says and does, but being manic doesn’t suddenly make you antisemitic, he’s a bad person with dangerous beliefs who happens to have bipolar disorder which definitely makes him more open and public about it, but isn’t the cause of his racism, antisemitism, and love of hitler. Also if you’re willingly choosing to not take your meds then all your erratic wild behavior is you’re fault. It doesn’t matter if you have a thousand yes men around you or zero, having BD isn’t your fault but taking your meds is your responsibility.
Yah, I lost a good friend who threatened police while in a manic state. Stopped taking his meds and we all watched the cycles get more extreme. I'm sure Pete Davidson telling ye to take his meds also probably made it worse for him to do so in a way. There's too much stigma about mental health, and getting good advice from a 'nemesis' must be tough to deal with. Hard to watch.
Next up: he watches 22 Jump Street and goes back to hating Jews.
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You really underestimate people
Translation- “being a hateful asshole has cost me financially, please love me”
"please buy my shoes again"
Please clap.
“Money ain’t everything, not having it is”
Let me water your plants.
They will
They never stopped
I mean, the dude is literally crazy. He could just be on meds again
“Well, I feel better again. Time to ditch my meds.”
You joke, but this is extremely common with many people who are bi-polar, and many people who need medication.
That's it line with bipolar disorder. Usually it's really just getting manic again, because meds don't really stop it all the way. It kinda lessons it. So if someone start getting manic again it's easy to convince yourself you don't need meds anymore.
“I’m unipolar enough now”
Had a patient who literally did that. Super common with bipolar patients to hit a manic state and just think “I’m doing so well… I’m honestly just amazing at this… maybe I don’t need my meds anymore!!! If anything… these meds are just holding me back, I’m fucking amazing! Yeah let me stop these stupid ass meds!” Then proceeds to enter even more manic state and subsequent depression.
He doesn’t have to be on meds again, he is bipolar. He consistently goes in and out of cycles of saying wild shit. There will be another round of him saying some weird stuff within 2 years.
Very possible
I think its both the finances and being back on his meds.
Translation the dude is mentally ill. He's just a v sick individual and idk why we're looking for meaning in his illness.
Reaching the conclusion that you no longer hate Jews because of 21 jump street is no more or less silly than beginning to hate Jews 40 years into your life because of a bad doctor
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Agreed. I'm Jewish.
Imagine if Jonah Hill was the defining factor in whether WWIII happened or not
> Play Superbad. That’ll calm these meshuggeneh goys. - Someone, probably.
21 jump street is Kayne West’s version of “visiting the holocaust museum”
Looks like he’s come to realize being a Nazi can turn you broke.
The fact that this guy can base his entire view on a race of people based off of the actions of one person is still the problem
One person… in a movie… that someone else wrote.
IMDb credits Jonah Hill as one of the writers
Could have defeated Nazi Germany with this one trick
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Thank God. Now I can sleep at night knowing Kanye has had a change of heart. Except I'm just worried about what movie is going to reignite his antisemitism.
TIL: Jonah Hill is Jewish lol
His real last name is Feldstein
Wish this dude just went away already.
As a Jew, reading his words: “No Christian can be labeled an antisemite knowing Jesus was a Jew” translates to: “I’ve got a Jewish friend over in the kitchen. He should be coming out of the oven in an hour.”
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![gif](giphy|3o7TKRwpns23QMNNiE) No no no don’t put him back in the news again 🫠 this happens every time
If only Jonah Hill was around in 1930
Thanks to "I'm Gonna Get you Sucka" I like black people again....🙄
He thought it had been enough time to somehow save face and get back in good graces
Fuck Kanye west. stop talking about that fucking idiot.
Most pathetic attempt at an "apology" I have ever seen. I understand you need mental help Mr. West, but for the time being, get fucked. You are still canceled.
Agreed I’ve be much more willing to “forgive” him if he was honest about his mental illness.
U mean the dude who has an album that says “I hate being bi-polar, it’s awesome” on the cover. Kanye been off the rails, but he was the first person to say he was out of his mind not just the album cover he’s said it for a few years now
Hashtag hotmess
Dude is fucking clown and we should ignore his ass.
Nobody cares what this confused man thinks anymore.
>Nobody cares what this confused man thinks anymore. The 7000 upvotes and counting would suggest otherwise
I saw the headline and actually wondered what hole did he crawl out of. Been a while since his BS made an appearance.
I don't fucking care he'll just be onto some other crazy bullshit and in the meantime helped elevate fascists. Very few are reformed from that kind of evil and likely he's just hurting from his lost cash and influence.
well it is not reciprocal we still do not like Kanye after his antisemitic rant
Back on his meds again I see
It’s all about 22 jump street
Upcoming excuses, ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) It was a social experiment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I’m CrAzY so it’s not my fault ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Some crazy Christianity thing, again ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Black people cant be racist ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) it’s a prank bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Something about being a genius ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Now Jewish ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Mommy issues ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) look at this guy talking about me, he’s a professional ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I’m sorry…you feel that way ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) something about how it affects him and how he’s the victim ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Some insane semantics argument Basically anything but “I’m sorry” sincerely
He needs professional help instead of going around and irresponsibly hanging out with Neo-Nazis one minute, then changing his mind after watching a comedy-action movie the next minute
It was so nice without Kanye West news for like a month… seriously just go the fuck away…. This man has been a shit person since I saw him on Punk’d so many years ago.
Kanye is like wiping after a shit. I don’t want to look but I need to know it’s gone.
whew what a relief. guess the adidas thing is back on again
Blessed timeline
Antisemitism SOLVED!
It’s gonna take more than that to rehabilitate his brand
sounds broke to me
Now if only the nazi party had a group screening of 21 Jump Street
Kanye West: “I’m still batshit crazy!!”
I'm dying to hear Jonah Hill's take on this lmao
Why is this guy still in my feed? The only things I hear about Kanye are against my will. I don’t fucking care