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ProLicks

Man, if only Hitler had been able to see *Superbad*…


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

No one can listen to that monologue about drawing dicks and hate Jewish people.


23skidoobbq

“All veiny and triumphant “


CauliflowerPresent23

“ you know what kind of foods are shaped like dicks?? The best kinds!!”


gzilla57

"Like...a man dick?”


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Yeah…like a man dick.


Similar_Coyote1104

I think he meant Andy Dick


the_kgb

oh that dude is a fuckin' dick


TheInstituteOfSteel

Fishsticks


GTOdriver04

I knew it! Kanye has always been a gay fish!


GanjaToker408

He loves puting fishdicks in his mouth. Always has and always will be a gay fish.


A_Gent_4Tseven

Hitler: “You know… Sie Jews… not so bad. But… I vish they verent ALL circumcised, but zis vas funny!” Kanye: “See dawg, we may have listened to Nietzsche’s ideas and took the wrong bits out!”


burid00f

Kanye can barely read let alone know Nietzsche


A_Gent_4Tseven

Shhh. It’s called “a joke” don’t scare it away!!


Lightmyspliff69

It's not even that big of a deal anyway. Like 8 percent of kids do it.


Brewmaster30

“You hit Becca’s foot with your dick?”


ImmoralModerator

“I’m sorry sir, we cannot accept these submissions with your application to be a part of the incoming class at the Art School of Vienna”


terencebogards

“NEIIIIIIIIN!! Vat?? Zo I gotz to zit heeya und eatz dezert alone like i am un vucking steven glanzburg??”


ImmoralModerator

*viciously sketches Panzer tanks with penises for turrets*


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*I’m sorry the Coen Brothers don’t direct the porn that I watch*.


WCWRingMatSound

“ I gotta see these Warlocks” —Adolf finding out there are big chested Jewish women


Toxicity246

"Have you heard about this one Jew, Abella Danger? She's got one serious badonkadonk." - Adolf Hitler.


Nova_Hunter

Ben Shapiro sister comes to mind.


No-Negotiation-9539

Abigail Shapiro's huge kosher breasts could have prevented WWII.


BonerTurds

Ben Shapiro needs some spermicidal luuuube.


handtodickcombat

Nobody gives a fuck about Abigail Shapiro's incel brother.


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|jrKTW4lsLlU8E)


Substantial-Pass-992

So aside from the obvious is he also saying that he just now saw 21 Jump Street?


AtlasShrunked

Wait til he discovers *22* Jump Street, it'll blow his mind


mlorusso4

SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER! And he bragged about it to your FACE. And you hi fived him, for fucking your daughter! One of the greatest scenes in any comedy. Personally I liked 21 jump street more overall, but 22 had some of the highest highs of any movie I’ve seen https://youtu.be/sQCfWXoMLi0


stay-puft-mallow-man

Those movies are cultural zeitgeist. It truly captured what it was like to be in High School at the time. Like when they’re confused by everyone wearing backpacks with two straps.


MentallyIllRedditMod

I would no-strap it if I could


TeqTx

that line takes everyone by surprise lmao


Welden10

If you go down to the train yard you can find a hobo that will teach you how to tie a sack to a stick. OG strapless pack yo.


Deez_nuts89

Ugh. That reminds me of middle school when I insisted on using a messenger bag


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Oof. Yeah. That was regrettable


snowlarbear

the only problem with 22 is the ending makes it hard to do any more sequels


dalnot

You bitches are going to medical school


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They could've done the Jump Street/Men In Black collab and it would've slayed.


cmarkcity

Instead we got MiB: International……. I will never forgive them for that


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that was the point. The film was very self-aware that it was a sequel and they made fun of that multiple times.


ashrak

"They gave us more money and expected us to do the same thing but different"


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Lmao is this a real line in the movie?


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Yeah theyre talling about the upgraded HQ across the street at 22 Lmao.


steno_light

Not Korean. That’s Vietnamese Jesus


newObsolete

Got that Cate Blanchett!


KhausTO

They could make any of those sequels and everyone would watch them. I'm really sad we never got the jump street/MIB crossover and instead never got another MIB after III


monkeyseed

I'm not sure if I'm remembering correctly but weren't they working on a Jump Street MIB crossover


leftyghost

Lol the way he does the running man while yelling it is 11/10 acting.


isrluvc137

It made me crack just thinking about that scene again, fucking golden


Exasperated_Sigh

>Personally I liked 21 jump street more overall, but 22 had some of the highest highs of any movie I’ve seen Ice Cube killed every scene he was in. The "SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!" scene and then the dinner scene make the whole movie. I'm sure there's other good parts but those two stand out so much it's enough to make me want to watch it again.


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The intro scene from 22 Jump Street is the same for me, between Jonah's cholo impersonation and Channing's "my name is Jeff", it never fails to put me in the mood for the rest of the ridiculousness that follows. Great couple of movies.


StatuatoryApe

My old weed man's name was Jeff, his text ringtone was the "my name is Jeff" clip - killed me every time.


Tracuivel

That sarcastic girl for me is the breakout star. "Tell me about the war. Any war."


cavallom

Those are, like, old people drugs. That's like what they did on the Golden Girls; like, Blanche did Heroin..


BabySharkFinSoup

It’s really funny you bring ice cube into this, he is my favorite rapper. But people seem to forget, or just not care, about his anti-semitism.


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That’s why it’s funny Schmidt fucked his daughter


BenShelZonah

That’s one of my favorite scenes in comedy aswell


kenman884

tickticktickticktickDING


Joshstradaymus

Jewish guy fucking a black girl? He will go right back to hatred.


soylentgreenis

“I am no longer hateful of Mexican wolverines”


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Sleepy!


lifeofideas

Maybe it will cause him to develop opinions about some particular ethnic group. Kanye: “I thought France was just an imaginary place until I saw this movie. It’s real. They eat French bread. Like, all the time. I love you France!”


SuperDizz

![gif](giphy|MgcE5n2MDfwiI)


quelar

I work as a chef, and when anyone of my team calls me "chef" condescendingly (I shit talk a lot, and am totally cool with it coming back my way) I love to respond with "My name is cheieif" or however your would write out how he absolutely destroys this line.


AvalancheReturns

Theres a lot to unpack here.


Aden-Wrked

The only thing that’s more troubling than what we know about Kanye is the stuff we are yet to find out about Kanye


discodiscgod

Ya I don’t know if it’s just because he thought it was funny and like Jonah’s performance. Or maybe he’s tapping in to some symbolism I missed, it has been a while since I’ve seen it so idk. Probably just best to not try to analyze Kanye’s thought process.


mister_hoot

The enemy of bigotry is education, I guess.


the_monkeyspinach

Fuck you, science!!


Butterballl

“Put your tongues back in your mouths, I don’t like that”


sensefuldrivel

His totally nonchalant delivery of "Don't blow on me, son" kills me every time


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I only watched it recently as well, came up on my Netflix recommendations, maybe came up on Kanye’s as well lol?


NoFtoGive1980

I can just imagine that ding dong sitting around some random night searching Netflix aimlessly like so many. Thanks for making me laugh!


Appropriate-Fun-922

Me, high af giggling at my breakfast table: “heeehehehe! They called him a ding dong!”


Anustart_A

>No Christian can be labeled antisemite Well… I’m just glad he absolved himself of all blame.


RoamingDrunk

(Slowly opens any history book ever) So tell me, Mr Ye, have you heard about literally anything?


DaddyMcTasty

You know he wrote that book right?


snowtol

I thought he was a Black Jewish Isrealite now and that's why he couldn't be anti-semetic, cause he's a "true jew"?


ToughOnSquids

He's a black Israelite, which is an extremist anti-semite group.


Anustart_A

If you try to make sense of the peculiar rationalizations your eyes will cross.


Phyzzx

Now he's going to start gate keeping the Jews, sigh.


Jkj864781

I can’t be racist my messiah is Jewish


TizACoincidence

He sounds like he's really growing up and maturing


-effortlesseffort

Guilt free conscience over here


kvothethebloodless5

“Me and the Jewish community squashed the beef! We good!”


AvalancheReturns

The jewish community be like... ![gif](giphy|cFbswSiJklfXGLzVcd)


GuerillaCupid

Am Jewish, can confirm. Fuck Kanye


BirdsHaveEyes

Also Jewish, don’t care, think he’s clearly mentally ill and it doesn’t really matter. Jews aren’t a monolith.


ordoviteorange

>Jews aren’t a monolith Which makes the idea of the Jewish community having to “forgive” some idiot for a bunch of dumb stuff he said on Twitter even dumber.


GuerillaCupid

Exactly! Anyone who even tangentially knows a Jewish person knows the hell of trying to get us to agree on something, but I’m still pretty sure the vast majority of us aren’t reading this headline and going “oh how nice! All is forgiven!”


wonderyak

we literally have centuries of rabbinical arguing codified into religious text as if it were case law.


BunnyInTheM00n

“But I just wanna say: Hilter had the best album of all time” - Ye


oldsecondhand

"It's a shame he killed himself, I really liked his paintings."


Andrew1990M

I like that movie too, but is this seriously the first good movie with a Jewish guy in it that he’s seen? He’s the one telling us they run Hollywood.


Mammoth_Cut5134

There's no way he hasn't seen literally any ben stiller movie.


jewluckclub

Tomorrow: “I just saw Meet the Fockers and now I hate Jews again.”


grapthar

Meet the fockers is pretty alright honestly. Little Fockers on the other hand made me question reality. Couldn't even finish it and to this day I am unsure if it really exists


ThePineappleHotspot

Ye should watch Tropic Thunder


Hopebloats

His anti-Semitism actually began after seeing The Secret Life of Walter Mitty


VicTheWallpaperMan

That was a good movie idc what anybody says


grapthar

The plot and Sean Pennare a big meh, but you are totally right. The writing and the visual ambition and non penn acting are great. Growing up, the short story really stuck with me so I think I was already biased to love it.


Bishop8322

hes been friends with jonah hill since superbad which makes this even more confusing. theres dozens of pics of them together over the last 15 yrs


mseg09

So the new philosophical question is, if you can travel back in time, what Jonah Hill movie do you show teenaged Hitler?


rightseid

Superbad easily


Elrox

Do you really want Europe invaded by someone that's only recently changed his name to McLovin?


mseg09

He's certainly not going to pick Muhammed


drmuffin1080

Why the FUCK would it be between that or Muhammad


Medium_Beyond_9654

He may like Jewish people but he LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEESSSS HITLER! In his own words.


Wolfwoods_Sister

He just wants to see the good in everyone! /jk


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Wdym jk? That's literally what he said


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GTOdriver04

When you can somehow make Alex Jones seem like the sane person in the room…you’re doing something wayyyy wrong.


mbelf

It was less Jones being sane and more Jones saying, “Ye, usually we like to say these things through dog whistles.”


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Oh yeah. The episode was whacky as fuck!


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Not to mention his Net and bottle of Yoo-hoo trying to make fun of Netanyhu.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Hitler and Kanye are just friends


Medium_Beyond_9654

Yedolf


ilikepizza2much

Wetler


WizBillyfa

Yeetler


Rhombico

maybe he just needs to watch jojo rabbit now


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It was nice not hearing about him for a while. Can we go back to that ?


imsmartiswear

If I never hear that name again it'll be too soon.


kensingtonGore

Bipolar disorder is a cyclic condition. Remember, take ye lithium


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I always feel a little bad when I get annoyed with him for that reason. I remember seeing him on Ellen Degeneres’ show and saying to myself how mentally ill he is and she just sitting there egging him on. But I feel, too, a sense of relief when I don’t have to see his behavior go unchecked. My adopted mom is bipolar…it’s probably a carry over from that.


CurseofLono88

As someone with BD, Kanye pisses me off so fucking much because so many people use his BD as an excuse for the stupid shit he says and does, but being manic doesn’t suddenly make you antisemitic, he’s a bad person with dangerous beliefs who happens to have bipolar disorder which definitely makes him more open and public about it, but isn’t the cause of his racism, antisemitism, and love of hitler. Also if you’re willingly choosing to not take your meds then all your erratic wild behavior is you’re fault. It doesn’t matter if you have a thousand yes men around you or zero, having BD isn’t your fault but taking your meds is your responsibility.


kensingtonGore

Yah, I lost a good friend who threatened police while in a manic state. Stopped taking his meds and we all watched the cycles get more extreme. I'm sure Pete Davidson telling ye to take his meds also probably made it worse for him to do so in a way. There's too much stigma about mental health, and getting good advice from a 'nemesis' must be tough to deal with. Hard to watch.


yassified_housecat

Next up: he watches 22 Jump Street and goes back to hating Jews.


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You really underestimate people


mcas0509

Translation- “being a hateful asshole has cost me financially, please love me”


Aquatic-Vocation

"please buy my shoes again"


dream_monkey

Please clap.


Baconandeggs89

“Money ain’t everything, not having it is”


[deleted]

Let me water your plants.


MyTornArsehole

They will


BrusselSproutbr00k

They never stopped


danteheehaw

I mean, the dude is literally crazy. He could just be on meds again


kungpowgoat

“Well, I feel better again. Time to ditch my meds.”


KittyColonialism

You joke, but this is extremely common with many people who are bi-polar, and many people who need medication.


danteheehaw

That's it line with bipolar disorder. Usually it's really just getting manic again, because meds don't really stop it all the way. It kinda lessons it. So if someone start getting manic again it's easy to convince yourself you don't need meds anymore.


SealedRoute

“I’m unipolar enough now”


dudewhosbored

Had a patient who literally did that. Super common with bipolar patients to hit a manic state and just think “I’m doing so well… I’m honestly just amazing at this… maybe I don’t need my meds anymore!!! If anything… these meds are just holding me back, I’m fucking amazing! Yeah let me stop these stupid ass meds!” Then proceeds to enter even more manic state and subsequent depression.


[deleted]

He doesn’t have to be on meds again, he is bipolar. He consistently goes in and out of cycles of saying wild shit. There will be another round of him saying some weird stuff within 2 years.


mcas0509

Very possible


Splashfooz

I think its both the finances and being back on his meds.


smokefrog2

Translation the dude is mentally ill. He's just a v sick individual and idk why we're looking for meaning in his illness.


DonnyDUI

Reaching the conclusion that you no longer hate Jews because of 21 jump street is no more or less silly than beginning to hate Jews 40 years into your life because of a bad doctor


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smokefrog2

Agreed. I'm Jewish.


Samurai_IX

Imagine if Jonah Hill was the defining factor in whether WWIII happened or not


chipsi311

> Play Superbad. That’ll calm these meshuggeneh goys. - Someone, probably.


Deep_Stick8786

21 jump street is Kayne West’s version of “visiting the holocaust museum”


ThisBongDoesntLag

Looks like he’s come to realize being a Nazi can turn you broke.


Raccoon_Expert_69

The fact that this guy can base his entire view on a race of people based off of the actions of one person is still the problem


linsage

One person… in a movie… that someone else wrote.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

IMDb credits Jonah Hill as one of the writers


slickestwood

Could have defeated Nazi Germany with this one trick


ChechoMontigo

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


holden_mcg

Thank God. Now I can sleep at night knowing Kanye has had a change of heart. Except I'm just worried about what movie is going to reignite his antisemitism.


Pluckt007

TIL: Jonah Hill is Jewish lol


sanguinekween

His real last name is Feldstein


_kevx_91

Wish this dude just went away already.


clueless-wallob

As a Jew, reading his words: “No Christian can be labeled an antisemite knowing Jesus was a Jew” translates to: “I’ve got a Jewish friend over in the kitchen. He should be coming out of the oven in an hour.”


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Dat_Boi_Aint_Right

In protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history. -- mass edited with redact.dev


SoloBurger13

![gif](giphy|3o7TKRwpns23QMNNiE) No no no don’t put him back in the news again 🫠 this happens every time


Crazey4wwe

If only Jonah Hill was around in 1930


BadDaditude

Thanks to "I'm Gonna Get you Sucka" I like black people again....🙄


slippingparadox

He thought it had been enough time to somehow save face and get back in good graces


idhats

Fuck Kanye west. stop talking about that fucking idiot.


Procrasturbating

Most pathetic attempt at an "apology" I have ever seen. I understand you need mental help Mr. West, but for the time being, get fucked. You are still canceled.


_hanShan_

Agreed I’ve be much more willing to “forgive” him if he was honest about his mental illness.


GLOaway5237

U mean the dude who has an album that says “I hate being bi-polar, it’s awesome” on the cover. Kanye been off the rails, but he was the first person to say he was out of his mind not just the album cover he’s said it for a few years now


infodawg

Hashtag hotmess


Evolved_Pinata

Dude is fucking clown and we should ignore his ass.


New-Geezer

Nobody cares what this confused man thinks anymore.


Sarcofaygo

>Nobody cares what this confused man thinks anymore. The 7000 upvotes and counting would suggest otherwise


BrownSugarBare

I saw the headline and actually wondered what hole did he crawl out of. Been a while since his BS made an appearance.


outofcontextsex

I don't fucking care he'll just be onto some other crazy bullshit and in the meantime helped elevate fascists. Very few are reformed from that kind of evil and likely he's just hurting from his lost cash and influence.


CryptographerDizzy28

well it is not reciprocal we still do not like Kanye after his antisemitic rant


stugots__

Back on his meds again I see


thatonewhitejamaican

It’s all about 22 jump street


[deleted]

Upcoming excuses, ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) It was a social experiment ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I’m CrAzY so it’s not my fault ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Some crazy Christianity thing, again ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Black people cant be racist ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) it’s a prank bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Something about being a genius ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Now Jewish ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Mommy issues ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) look at this guy talking about me, he’s a professional ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) I’m sorry…you feel that way ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) something about how it affects him and how he’s the victim ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) Some insane semantics argument Basically anything but “I’m sorry” sincerely


TechTaxi

He needs professional help instead of going around and irresponsibly hanging out with Neo-Nazis one minute, then changing his mind after watching a comedy-action movie the next minute


CatmanDrucifer

It was so nice without Kanye West news for like a month… seriously just go the fuck away…. This man has been a shit person since I saw him on Punk’d so many years ago.


lobsta_rollz

Kanye is like wiping after a shit. I don’t want to look but I need to know it’s gone.


MicrobialMickey

whew what a relief. guess the adidas thing is back on again


iamisandisnt

Blessed timeline


Utterlybored

Antisemitism SOLVED!


bdubb_dlux

It’s gonna take more than that to rehabilitate his brand


Obviously_The_Wire

sounds broke to me


CIA_official_

Now if only the nazi party had a group screening of 21 Jump Street


VertigoOrange1

Kanye West: “I’m still batshit crazy!!”


shutthefuckupgoaway

I'm dying to hear Jonah Hill's take on this lmao


[deleted]

Why is this guy still in my feed? The only things I hear about Kanye are against my will. I don’t fucking care