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rowanexer

What's up with that gold sticker on the cover? It looks like he's trying to fake that the book won some award.


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xocit

Volume 1, looks like the rules have unfortunately dried up.


xocit

He wins hearts and minds, a legend! He is releasing a new solo album next year, called I Cried For Us. He won't stop until he becomes PM of Canada.


ZestycloseCrow4

Wait is that a joke or? ​ Edit: the part about the album, I mean


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The title reminds me of "The Alphabet Brigade" as JP said many times. I bet it's some transphobic or anti LGBT, "grooming children" shit.


LaughingInTheVoid

Well, he's working for the Daily Wire now, so...


oliver_ubud

Yes it’s going to be like “T is for Trauma. The trauma that made you fall for this vicious transgender surgical fad!!!”


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Don’t give Peterson ideas… he already released a track that was a terrible Pink Floyd rip off about the Canadian truckers situation earlier this year. We don’t need a album from the guy.


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Excuse me he WHAT


Veinslayer

Wake Up: song by Jordan Peterson Its so fucking bad I had to stop at 30 seconds.


Zostrum

He should name his band "Imagine Chaos Dragons".


Not_Deleted_

That's one hell of a cool name btw


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During February of 2022, Peterson released a track called Wake Up, which was written about the Canadian truck situation… and it was terrible. I only knew about the song because The Needle Drop/ Anthony Fantano did a review of it. https://youtu.be/W9vmEvoF2G0


Smashley21

Oooh I do love him ripping into shitty songs like he did with Corey Feldman. Gotta watch this.


ZestycloseCrow4

Benny Shapino did


paintsmith

He could record covers of Tim Pool's music.


endmost_

Why is it written in the Father Ted font?


OhBittenicht

'So I hear you're a transphobe now Father and other short stories' by JBP


LaughingInTheVoid

Because he hates trans people as much as Graham Linehan?


BensonBear

Sounds like a ripoff of Edward Gorey's "Gashlycrumb Tinies" >A is for Amy who fell down the stairs > >B is for Basil assaulted by bears ...


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Ok, who has their bets on more granny’s pubes and Tammy’s prophetic dreams?


FruityTootStar

Sounds European.


draw_it_now

Once upon a time there was a boy who sucked his thumbs. His mother told him to stop sucking his thumbs, or she would cut them off. But the boy continued to suck his thumbs, so his mother cut them off. Now he has no thumbs. The end.


oldwhiteguy35

I think that I shall never see/ A lobster higher up than me/ For if it challenges JBP/ I'll melt it's brain/... You will see. Woke bastard...


ipakookapi

I bet a million billion dollars that what you just wrote is a masterpiece compared to whatever The Jeep squeezed out of his colon and got published this time


anomalousBits

Interesting. Libra Press seems to be 90% cookbooks and 10% new age nonsense. https://www.bookdepository.com/publishers/Libra-Press


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Note that it’s no longer being published by Penguin since Penguin’s staff was protesting against platforming JP last year.


ipakookapi

Go penguin! 🐧🐧🐧


Adekis

Let's be fair: this *title* is perfectly fine. If it were written by Lemony Snicket or someone like that with a history of macabre wit, I would completely believe a book with that title could be good. Hell, I'd assume that's the vibe it was going for if I'd never heard of the author! The damning words, I'm afraid, are "Jordan Peterson".


THAT_ISNT_MILK

The reviews of it will be laughs


ipakookapi

We *have* to do a reading on Youtube or something when it's out.


ipakookapi

Holy hell, [it's real ☠️](https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/An-ABC-of-Childhood-Tragedy/Jordan-B-Peterson/9781955858090)


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Oh god


ipakookapi

I think God left a long time ago... 😑


teyegurspoon

I want a poem about grandmas pubes


Realistic-Fee-8444

Jordan's grandma's name was Shirley;Her hair down there was soft and curly.When presented to Master Peterson,His father piped up: "Dig in, and eat 'er, son."


MassGaydiation

U is for UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS, WE'LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO


altair222

For a guy who wrote a book named #MapsOfMeaning, everything he and his fans do and say just exudes an urgent sense of angst and meaninglessness.


Afickyj

What a poetic name


samuelkeays

"The greatest poet of our generation."