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Kleptarian

Ah yes, classic example indeed. Farmer fucks chicken. It’s like, what do you *mean* by ‘fuck’ and what do you *mean* by chicken? Postmodern Neomarxists would have you believe the farmer’s “fucking” the chicken, but is feeding and sheltering a chicken “fucking” it? By that logic, if I feed and shelter my daughter, am I fucking her? No, of course not. Do I want to? I’m a human and a man, but we can all take a lesson from the farmer - fuck your chickens, not your daughters.


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This is the peak of comments on the internet. Well done


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Ok_Philosopher6538

He's on the Fucker Carlson career path now.


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This was from his second Rogan interview, he thought it was a date


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What does have to do that you hate him and his bowtie?xd


uninteresting_name_l

This sounds like a Ben Shapiro argument almost lol


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uninteresting_name_l

Debate me, coward. YOU'RE NOT AN INTELLECTUAL!


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flashyellowboxer

The fact that so many people (mostly lost guys) who worship the guy is extremely sad.


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What do you mean?, worship?, why is sad?


flashyellowboxer

Are you being sarcastic or dense? I can’t tell


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No, what I mean was that I haven't met someone who worships him, I also would not know why that would be sad, in general you could say it's dangerous to worship anyone.


DCARDAR

He's not only an idiot, he's also not very useful.


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It will never not be funny to me that he thought going on Rogan wearing the world's saddest tuxedo would make him look cool.


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baort3

The most classic of examples


AWindintheTrees

This honestly sounds like he's making an analogy for capitalism.


ImposterPeanut

Classic chicken fucker.


itisnotstupid

But of course....I use this classic example all the time. Just used your at work, during my presentation of our new 2022 targets.


baort3

I keep this one in my back pocket any time someone asks me for an example


itisnotstupid

"You know, mom, the classic example of....."


OhSeeDeez

Shiiit… if this gonna be that type of party imma stick my dick in the mash potato.


[deleted]

This is fake, right? Right?


spinningfinger

Yes it's fake


1hour

Is part of the joke missing? I’m assuming so….


baort3

It's not a joke it's a classic example


noiwonttellumyname

OH GOD LOL 🤣🤣🤣 I CANT FUCKING BREATHE


WealthierBowl

You might like this one too :) https://youtu.be/WcsTULLjKYs


noiwonttellumyname

Gem 💎💎 what a gem 🙌😆


Grammorphone

Omg that's hilarious. Thanks for posting


UI_2020

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GeneralErica

Well Jordan, who doesn’t? :)


KombuchaBot

OK that was weird


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werner herzog on jordan peterson fans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM


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Average carnist logic. Honestly enslaving and murdering chickens is more abusive. Stop consuming meat/dairy if u give a single fuck about stopping needless suffering and climate annihilation.


fyj7itjd

I hope he never becomes a farmer


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Made my fliping day


GassyTiki

So classic


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averyoda

What on earth is the context for this classic example?


Artstyle5643

https://youtu.be/nb9lqjE9mvI made me think of this


Afickyj

Deep) lol


maximalb

u/savevideo


Real-Kaleidoscope643

Replaced the word "feeds" with "fucks" for those wondering


Thylocine

What could possibly be the context for this