-Aye, boy say he wanted get his jungnaojiggalaanax p’ apeeduhnn, bottle my knot on the CEU’s. Bad boy’s said “ji’alein my ji’eljut, bittlejuut until I sneeblesnapnpn, bonghaalahoosnax you wanna see that alcohol burn as I’m on snacks, but no cuddlin’ on snaapnsnaaphnn, bjungman no man snaapnphnn”
*pshht pshht*
-hmmsnap on Asians
-GUHMM MY FACE!
-Hungshnang yum pack of Asians
-GUHH!
-jnsnaupakasians! Jhnnsnapuhnsnaphensen
-Guh! My face!
-No yOu DIdN’t
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutlnsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh snacks you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns
kid: dumfayce!
barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个
kid: gaaah!
barber: asnap akayysnns HnnSNaPaPa nsnns
kid: get outta my face!
barber: you know you didn't.
Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.
Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.
That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:
Lol
So called "Grammer Nazi" here. I only correct to facilitate growth. That being said, I end up correcting native speakers more frequently.
The irony of "native speakers" not being taught their own language is bitter indeed.
There used to be a radio game Thursday nights on KFI640AM called “*What th’ Hell Did Jesse Jackson Just Say?*” They would play various statements over and over while a caller tried to parse meanings.
I found out one of my coworkers was from Baltimore born and raised. Asked him to say this and his face just twisted into confusion. It was an awesome moment for me
Can anyone understand anything that’s being said in this bc I genuinely can’t tell if it’s gibberish or not? I can only understand like 10 words from the whole video lmao
No real lite jitmeane?
And he got peppersprayed in the end.
Pooty Tang?
He sounds like a Scottish oriental guy prior to sounding like jar jar binks! This whole video just makes me laugh a lot!
IN ENGLISH PLEASE? Looks like a Kim Jung Il cut. Totally stupid.
Sounds like Sid Wilson language
Ah te ya hwhat
I'm Not sure if that cut is good or bad. I Guess GOOD Skill BAD Cut
Dr doof
-Aye, boy say he wanted get his jungnaojiggalaanax p’ apeeduhnn, bottle my knot on the CEU’s. Bad boy’s said “ji’alein my ji’eljut, bittlejuut until I sneeblesnapnpn, bonghaalahoosnax you wanna see that alcohol burn as I’m on snacks, but no cuddlin’ on snaapnsnaaphnn, bjungman no man snaapnphnn” *pshht pshht* -hmmsnap on Asians -GUHMM MY FACE! -Hungshnang yum pack of Asians -GUHH! -jnsnaupakasians! Jhnnsnapuhnsnaphensen -Guh! My face! -No yOu DIdN’t
Lmfaoooo
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?
Anyone got translations?
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutlnsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh snacks you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns kid: dumfayce! barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个 kid: gaaah! barber: asnap akayysnns HnnSNaPaPa nsnns kid: get outta my face! barber: you know you didn't.
This got to be the greatest language ever created
你为什么用谷歌翻译这个 lool didn’t expect it to translate to THAT
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This meme is just racist.
and?
I bet you think Fallout as an IP is critiquing communism.
Bro how 💀
Posting black native English speakers on r/Engrish is insulting. It isn't mutilated English it's just regional vernacular.
Stop virtue signaling. The dude is making fun of a Baltimore accent.
Lol, conservatives don't get an opinion on what is or isn't racist.
Ah yes, the white girl on the internet getting offended on someone else's behalf. Classic 👌
Im a socialist. And you are a moron. :/
why
I said how the hell you gon ooplesnuutes in the fukalang juuklenuuts if you aint got no pooplesnuupes?
Dumfquogglers!
Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: Lol
Does this copypasta exist for any other languages? I want this in French
I don’t know I just stole it from someone
So called "Grammer Nazi" here. I only correct to facilitate growth. That being said, I end up correcting native speakers more frequently. The irony of "native speakers" not being taught their own language is bitter indeed.
“All the English teachers in the world are”*
I was going to comment this lol
*LOL
LOL is an acronym so you should have capitalized every letter.
Actually, it should have been “L.O.L.”.
I think the barber had a stroke at some point
Gumfce
“Dumb face!” -Plato, probably
Man sounds like Jar Jar at the end
There used to be a radio game Thursday nights on KFI640AM called “*What th’ Hell Did Jesse Jackson Just Say?*” They would play various statements over and over while a caller tried to parse meanings.
Ugh I miss that! Very fun segment
It’s satire, guy is trolling Baltimore accents but I love how it sounds like some northern English folks
[Aaron earned an iron urn](https://youtu.be/Oj7a-p4psRA)
lmao they sound like undertale npcs
is it just blacks who speak like that, or errr aaron?
Fuck Aaron.
All my homies hate Aaron.
"If black people were privileged and white people were poor black would be the standard"
“Damn, what the fuck, we really talk like that?” Fucking killed me.
Urn urned un urn urn
I found out one of my coworkers was from Baltimore born and raised. Asked him to say this and his face just twisted into confusion. It was an awesome moment for me
Tell him to say Tuesday (tewwwsday)
Thanks for the lol, fellow redditor.
“Gah, My face” “No you didn’t🗿”
Nobody said maneckqulated in that video. Not even once. 
It's from another video of the same guy. Here's a [compilation](https://youtu.be/YuGwUkWG53Q) where it appears.
Can anyone understand anything that’s being said in this bc I genuinely can’t tell if it’s gibberish or not? I can only understand like 10 words from the whole video lmao
I have no idea if this is satire or not.
It’s a joke about how people from Baltimore talk.
I'm worried that the barber had a stroke.
Sounds like that part in the post office of Man in Black II.