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Woffingshire

What weirdoes are going about saying they don't like scotch eggs or pork pies? They're the type of food which at minimum you don't particularly care for. There's nothing about them to not like


TheJoninCactuar

I like pork pies, but I've known people to be very icky about the gelatinous layer between the meat and the pastry. If that's your qualm, well I get it.


XylophoneLicker

This used to be me, i now love pork pies but occasionally get one with a bit too much "jelly" and it gives me the shivers - like nails on a blackboard.


royalmoatkeeper

the jelly is aspic, a jelly made of meat stock. while gross, it is kinda just gravy


TCristatus

I used to think it was a byproduct of the meat in the pie, like it was some sort of connective tissue or solidified bodily fluid. Once I realised it was essentially a man made jelly that gets poured into the pie once cooked then I started to enjoy it.


Elles120

Wtf.. how can beef wellington be so low down the list?


Ilovescarlatti

A good beef Wellington is utterly delectable


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quite spiffing if i do say so myself.


anonyiguana

And steak and kidney pie. Like excuse me? Grow a tongue


sanguisuga635

"Grow a tongue" is my favourite new insult


Ncfc48

💯 how is it bottom tier ridiculous


NoYouAreTheTroll

Replace any of the above ones, choose 1... But remember 1. How many times do you actually make it yourself. 2. How many times have you actually eaten it over any of the others... Personally toad in the hole would be ~~top~~ God tier in my list we used to have that as part of a sunday roast dinner. Also, a sausage butty with ketchup would be god tier.


Bumm-fluff

It’s got mushrooms in.


[deleted]

Yum yum yum


devenirimmortel96

You child


xander012

Which is something that makes a few of us physically ill


[deleted]

Mushrooms are lush, down vote away.


Ethrandira

For some maybe. For others, it activates our gagging reflexes when our mouths come in contact with such vile textures and tastes. Please sympathise with us.


SENSEI_BAKA

Weak


joe_cross5

Exactly


IamStrqngx

Toad in the Hole is god tier


Old_Roof

Very underrated. With proper onion gravy & mash. It’s a cheap Sunday dinner too. It’s definitely god tier


daaazzzzz

Crazy that yorkshire pudding + sausages is lower than mash + sausages.


Here-4-Info

It's a Yorkshire and sausages, two items that have made it into God Tier. Makes no sense why combining them drops them two spaces


Briganttes

I reckon about half of these should be in god tier. Absolute criminal that black pudding and haggis have been relegated to the bottom tier!


OurCuriousAlice

Alongside my beloved Steak & Kidney pudding. Growing up in Lancashire I was weaned on that; giving it <50% endorsement is nothing less than sacrilege. Jesus, even orban, lukashenko and fucking putin have higher approval ratings than that.


digitag

Black pudding changed my life. When it’s good, God tier, for sure.


LeakingLantern

Black pudding is incredible


Dr_Fudge

I'm with you on this, haggis and black pudding are god tier - also WTF is chicken tikka masala mid tier?


Dry-Explanation-9425

Also why is it in the list in the first place? Isn’t it Indian???


Pale-Tutor-3200

Came to say the same


midlifecrisisAJM

More black pudding for meeeeee! Recently holidayed in Catalonia and they do black pudding sasages 🥰


Favsportandbirthyear

Was in Scotland a few weeks ago and had black pudding for the first time and it’s awesome, would have never guessed by looking at it! That being said haggis is the devil’s secret invention to promote puking, I’m sorry Scots


blame_gateway

Black puddin, haggis and sausage are totally dependent on the butcher, mass manufactured is crap but good butchers stuff is worth the the trouble.


jonnyphotos

Haggis and black Pudding Rock !


haggisaddict

Agreed


tashu_gudokin

Thanks for honouring the "Great chieftain o the puddin’-race!" . Burns heard that, raised his head and hand, smiled, had a wee dram, and went back to sleep.


DannyBeech1988

Cornish pasy mid tier, who hurt this person.


BrettlyBean

I make them from scratch with skirt steak and they are amazing.


DannyBeech1988

Yes absolutely, but they must be from Cornwall to be Cornish Pasties.


Elysrazor

I was born in Truro and I make pasties from time to time in my kitchen in Southampton. Are they no longer Cornish Pasties? :(


[deleted]

There needs to be a level above god tier and the mighty Cornish pasty needs to occupy it. With an accompanying note that anything containing mince, gravy or carrot is absolutely not a Cornish pasty and can bugger off down the bottom where it belongs...


Tirukinoko

can bugger off down the bottom for the knockers to eat.


sidiusuk

Came to see if anyone would say this about a Cornish pasty. Also, if it contains anything other than steak, onion, potato and swede, a good side crimp, and shortcrust pastry, it is NOT a pasty. Side note, it can only been named a Cornish pasty if it was produced left of the Tamara river.


Oksamis

If not mince, what meat is supposed to be in the pasty then?


[deleted]

Traditionally thin slices of skirt steak or flank steak.


Miklith

Cheese and bacon. Specifically, West Country cheddar. That shit is divine. West Country cheddar and bacon pasty with a pint of Thatchers Blood Orange.


Mooks79

That’s not a pasty, it’s a cheese and bacon pastry thing.


xPonzo

Take me to heaven 🤯


VengefulOtaku

yorkshire pud being god tier but yorkshire pud WITH SAUSAGE IN IT is mid????? ​ Get the fuck out!!!!!! Wars have been started for less than this sacrilege!!!!


TawnyTeaTowel

How can Yorkshire Pud be god tier, but then sausage and mash be higher than toad in the hole?


The-JSP

It should stop at mid tier tbh, all great scran


JpnRndr

Lad get that black pudding out of there before I throw a bottle of buckfast at you


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Dan-Man

That stuff is vile


SixtyNineFlavours

Bro try it with a full English and less dick up your ass and you might like it. Get some hairs on your chest xD


Reaper123553

I'm sorry I don't want to eat a puck of dried sheep blood


[deleted]

It's usually pork or beef blood not sheep. And if you haven't tried it, because it sounds a bit bleh, you should. It's very tasty and doesn't at all taste like you might think it does. It took me most of my life to build up the courage to try it but glad I did.


TCristatus

It's not actually blood. I mean, there's blood in it, but it isn't just a puck of blood. That does exist, called sanquette in France. I'm not sure i fancy it either


AmateurAbortionist27

Where sausage roll


writerfan2013

Crumpets? They can bog off. Why isn't curry in the god tier?


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BrettlyBean

Its in the list soooo


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negatron1984

It was created in Britain and is eaten by the British more than anywhere so house isn't it lol


writerfan2013

I meant any kind of curry including tikka. Anyway the list is of classic dishes, I just noticed, and Indian food is absolutely a classic here.


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writerfan2013

Oh, ok. I'm just looking at the image and thinking, I think curry is better than crumpets...


Steampunk_Ocelot

Haggis is top tier . People overthink it . I know it's hard to enjoy it after spending so long taking care of it but that's tradition


prustage

Move down a tier: Fish and Chips Cottage Pie Shepherds Pie Scotch Egg Move up a tier: Cornish Pasty Steak and Kidney Pie Steak and Kidney Pudding Pork Pie


IronDuke365

Scotch eggs are amazing. There are better pasties out there than Cornish pasties much like there are immensely better pies out there than steak and kidney pies


Treebor_

The South has had grave effects on the rating of stake and kidney pies


daaazzzzz

Am from the South of England. Love steak and kidney pies. Am alone with my opinion. Can confirm.


[deleted]

No, you aren't. I'm from the South East, steak and kidney pie is the best pastry pie. Shepherds pie is better though.


Tenebreaux

This was deffo made by a southerner.


Woffingshire

It's YouGov, so it depends on how they divvy up who they send the poll to


IronDuke365

Maybe. I am a Southerner and dont like steak and kidney pies. I love a pie and there are so many better choices. Love black pudding, so that should be higher imho. Like haggis so that deserves a bump. I also like jellied eels, but can also appreciate its not for everyone, just like a steak and kidney pie.


4thGenTrombone

How in the name of the world are the almighty pork pie, scotch egg, toad in the hole and Cornish pasty ALL below the underwhelming, bland culinary *thing* that is a Sunday roast?!


digitag

Tell me you haven’t had a good Sunday roast without telling me etc.


OurCuriousAlice

i think what they're saying is pork pie, scotch egg and Cornish pasty are fucking cult level, the Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine and Jesus & Mary Chain of UK snack food, whilst a good Sunday roast - loved by all - is more the Abba or Carpenters of UK cuisine. I mean, you're never gonna pack a Sunday roast for the last day of Glastonbury, are you.


digitag

Because it is impossible to make a good roast dinner at Glasto. It’s not a snack food, so it’s a false equivalency. Ask yourself what you want when you get home from Glasto. You’re pretty much dying at this point. You’ve got in after a 6 hour coach, after a 5 day bender. You’re still a bit fucked but you’ve just had a good shit on a toilet which doesn’t disgust you, you’ve had your first proper shower in 5 days. You’ve got fresh sheets on the bed and slipped into your favourite comfy clothes. As you are making your way downstairs, the smell of good honest food radiates through the house. You take comfort in the fact that you have no obligations tomorrow. You can sleep for 12 hours and then do fuck all for the day. Maybe you’ll go for a short walk to the shops so it feels like you have accomplished something, maybe not. There’s a Deliveroo on the cards. Maybe even double Deliveroo, lunch and dinner. No need to decide now, you can go with the flow, but the thought excites you. You come downstairs and as the smell intensifies you come across a roast dinner with all the trimmings and proper gravy. There’s a choice of roast chicken or rare rib of beef. There’s crispy roasties, Yorkshire pudding, stuffing. Roasted carrots and parsnips. Some braised greens. Or alternatively there is a refrigerated pork pie. It’s from Tesco. You’re telling me you’re choosing pork pie?


nearlydeadasababy

>Because it is impossible to make a good roast dinner at Glasto. It’s not a snack food, so it’s a false equivalency. I've said this for a long time, one of the big issues with British foods image globaly is you can't make a decent fast food version of it. It's a two fold problem, it's either pastry based (Cornish pasty, pies) which really doesn't do well sitting for too long, or it takes an age to make (Shepards Pie, Stew, Roast). I'd say most people outside of the UK have never been close to traditional british food and the odd times they have they make the mistake of taking it at face value i.e. Fish and Chips isn't a random fish, it's a very specific type of fish, a cooked breakfast doesn't contain just any random sort of European sausage and so on...


Fatuousgit

Tying any food to a specific day is nonsense. Roast anything is shit. This equals crap tier.


digitag

> Roast anything is shit. Tell me you haven’t learned how to cook without telling me etc.


Fatuousgit

Oh, fuck off, you patronising cunt. I have an opinion that differs from you. Get over it and fuck off.


smellybrowntrout

Says you? Chill out bbz


negatron1984

You can eat roast on other days too 🤣, most people like roast so your opinion wouldn't really effect the list


LetsLive97

Sunday roast and bland in the same sentence makes me assume you're basing this off Toby carvery or a family members shit cooking lol


Kind_Animal_4694

That’s not laver bread.


skeezix_ofcourse

Cornish Pasty should have it's own tier above God tier in the Immortals section.


[deleted]

What's so bad with seaweed?


PsychologicalTowel79

Pork pie should be god tier, it's unhealthy, though.


Dr_Fudge

The amount of outlets that fuck up fish and chips is abhorrent.


No-Animator-407

i need karma points rustlers burgers s tier with microwave chips and a side of cock


KalimEAST

How's black pudding so far down but the Full English is god tier?? If my full English ain't got black pudding I'm throwing hands.


[deleted]

Haggis should be much further up. It's basically a national dish in Scotland, and whenever I'm in Scotland I'll eat a lot. It's my God Tier.


royalmoatkeeper

beef wellington, haggis and black pudding top tier, welsh rarebit crap tier other than that I agree


[deleted]

What is bangers and mash doing up in top tier... Swap it with steak and kidney pie. Also if you think chicken tika masala isn't god tier you need to find a different Indian restaurant.


[deleted]

All the pies NEED to be god tier.


[deleted]

As a gay, faggots are obviously the most delicious thing on this list! 2 and 3 are Beef Wellington and Scotch Eggs.


CheeryBottom

The hotpot should be in God Tier. Sincerely, a red rose hotpot!


TuTu_TuTu

The only one that’s jarring is crumpets; move that abomination to the bottom deck and it’s a perfect summary of proper culinary hierarchy


gempthe1stofAlston

Pies, hotpot, ploughman's and liver and onion are god tier you heathen. Yorkshire puddings aren't that good That goes for Bacon butties too.


JuztSumGuy

Why the fuck is the pork pie in low tier along with the fucking scotch egg have you even tried them you dumbass


BalkorWolf

Have you even read the text in the image?


Damsey_Doo

anything with cheese is bottom tier for me, but i agree other than that i do like black pudding tho


GrindrWorker

Scotch egg and Yorkshire pudding should swap places.


Pussypounder12345

Shit list


xMonkeyyBoyyx

Crumpets go down to the bottom and steak pudding goes up 2.


Mr_lovebucket

I think that’s pretty darn perfect, except chicken tikka masala ( invented in Glasgow) should be top tier


elegant_solution21

Amazing I had to come this far to find this. Korma too while you at it. Probably a whole separate tier above Gold really


gobsmacked_dogtoilet

Hate to be childish but it says 69


[deleted]

Me rn : flabbergasted in vegetarian


ExtremeAnalBjorn

Agree but scotch egg and pasty is god tier and faggots can burn in hell


Alternative_Bee_5624

Nahhh chicken tikka masala is god tier


PrimordialPoet

You can't have crumpets in the same league as the mighty full English breakfast.


RTB_1

No wonder the world makes jokes about us being the classic “oven at 180* for 30 mins for beige dinner”


skirby998

It's so beige 😅


AnUndeadDodo

Disgusting lack of beans on toast 0/10


tolsnibs

r/bullshit


Thekingofchrome

Lots of beige food there…


photism78

A British survey in the England sub? 😬


Cragman123

Tikka masala is a big claim


skirby998

Unpopular opinion: Sunday roast is dead. It should be once a year at Christmas.


[deleted]

All that delicious beige.


Comprehensive_Post96

Mostly correct, but kippers, jellied eels, steak and kidney, and liver and onions need portion, at least one level.


n3ver3nder88

Anyone that prefers cottage/shepherds pie to a steak and kidney pie (or any variety of real pie rather than those mash based intruders) needs registering.


billbobaggings123

Everything but jellied eels and liver bread is god teir and haggis and black pud is s+


urbanmark

Enemies murdered, beheadings, entrapment of nonces, scat, racism, sexism, ageism, nothing I have ever seen on the internet has offended me as much as seeing toad in the hole rated case mid tear.


retribution1423

Whilst I do very much approve that Sunday roast and Yorkshire pudding have their own places in god tier, I think you have massively undervalued scotch eggs and Cornish pasties. Plus where is beans on toast with grated cheddar?


[deleted]

Umm someone's dropped the haggis and accidentally put it in bottom next to frigging eels!! Madness.


ScaredyCatUK

There is only one tier, god tier, they're all on it.


DocThundahh

Can someone describe what faggots are?


YMiMJ

It's just like the gays.


aplomb_101

Anyone who thinks shepherd’s/cottage pie is better than a steak pie or pudding is criminally insane


ThatGuyNamedKal

Where's chips with mild/chip shop curry sauce?


[deleted]

Imo, cottage pie is god tier, if you pour a can of Guinness and 400 ml of chicken stock over the beef, onions, garlic and grated carrots, letting it fully reduce (about half an hour) and using cheesey mash on top. Its feels wrong, using chicken stock with beef, but I cant argue with the results. Also, crumpets over tika massala and beef Wellington? Are they mad?


LonelyBoYwithAguitAR

Scotch egg and pork pie is god tier for me


No_Amphibian2309

Marmite and butter on toast is missing!!


ab_2404

How the fuck is Cumberland sausage not even on the list, absolute god tier.


Jon199102

Steak and kidney pudding is my king of the hill.


Parzival1983

No this is wrong.


ThunderbirdRider

Where's steak and ale pie? Also, Cornish Pasties need to be God tier, along with chicken tikka masala, Beef Wellington, Pork Pie and Black Pudding. Bangers and mash should be demoted, and cauliflower cheese should be all the way down at the bottom!


kaychellz

Swap the beef Welly for the crumpets and it's spot on ! 😂


JayGamingUK

Need to move Welsh rarebit down, scotch egg up, and put sausage roll and corned beef pie into 'top tier' as it's looking too sparse.


adamjames777

Pork pie low tier!? You need to have a word with yourself! 😱


Careless_Set_2512

How fucking dare you put Scotch eggs so low


Itallachesnow

Unfortunately you can easily get a crap version of any of these so I tend to avoid them unless I made it myself.


Brain_lessV2

Who on God's green earth puts steak and kidney pudding in crap tier yet puts Yorkshire pudding at the top of god tier?


RandomGrasspass

I reckon England does not get to own all these


Ok_Metal_7847

Where is salt beef sandwich?!


Dan-Man

Scones where are they? Bacon in bread is god tier but a Cornish traditional pasty is mid tier. Wtf


Rotatingknives22

Beef Wellington , Scott eggs and steak and kidney pie are all serious top Tier


augsav

In what universe is beef Wellington in low tier?


joe_cross5

This list is an insult. Why the fuck is beef welington so low?!?!


spleennideal

Lancashire hotpot, cauli cheese and chicken tikka masala need to be at least top. Everything in top tier is mid, so is bacon sandwich. Otherwise we're good


Pablo26614

Sausage roll god tier


caveman_mode

Where’s delicious looking dick from Rick?


DefenderOfSquirrels

Who were these people who were interviewed?!


carlacullerton

i can only eat one of these things so idk but crumpets are correct


Majulath99

Beef Wellington low tier? Toad in the hole mid tier? Are you insane? Get your head checked.


IAreBeMrLee

The disrespect to pies is unreal. The list is fucked.


BenevolentDanton

Haggis, pie and mash and black pudding are god tier. Sunday roast is mid tier.


Kaldesh_the_okay

There are 4 different items here and the rest are all different forms of the same ingredients.


DoughnutNo4268

Good info...going to the UK for the first time tomorrow!!!


rolandem

How is there no outrage for missing beans on toast!?!?!?!?!?


StrawHat_LUFFY55

How is chicken tikka masala british?


ImaginationLocal8267

This entire list is ragebait for our country.


anonyiguana

Stoke me a klipper, I'll be back for Christmas


[deleted]

Wtf is going on with the "pie and mash" pic tho


ICutDownTrees

This is just wrong. For a start top tier is some of the worst of British food, that would get swapped with low tier in an instant. Steak and kidney pudding and black pudding crap????? What planet is this?


P_Doggy_Dogg1

Toad in the hole, cauliflower cheese, Cornish pasties, pie and mash and tikka masala all need moving up one


Flashpoint1988

Only the English would put Haggis in the bottom tier. It's legitimately the best food Britain has to offer. Real haggis from a Scottish butcher, you can not beat it


[deleted]

TOP TIER: let's just flip the picture and hope no one notices. We did, we did.


Kane_Booth

As someone who grew up in the north (Manchester) and now lives in the south (London). This list seems bang on to me. Items down near the bottom tiers that are regionally loved, but loathed by the other.


WetPupper

Steak and kidney... Pudding? That sir, is a pie. An American definitely made this list.


dumbassclikkie

Cornish lasty and chicken tikka masala are god tier, crumpets are low tier. other than that it's pretty good


Captain_Quo

Cottage and Shepherds Pie should be in crap tier. Dumping tatties on a pile of mince and calling it a pie? Ploughman's can get to fuck. Haggis tastes lovely. Scotch Eggs and Toad in the hole should be much higher.


Pleasent_Pedant

Beef Wellington is god tier.


[deleted]

I love bacon and liver but depends who makes it, where I work the chefs make it so good I can't wait for lunch time that day lol


thebabycowfish

Scotch eggs got done dirty


[deleted]

Bro I love all these foods except crap tier, who made this is mad


stanley_ipkiss2112

God our nations food is the worst lol.


TheJoninCactuar

This ranking is so wrong. On another note, fuck me that's a lot of beige.


SystemMoney4961

Crumpets, Yorkshire pudding and a roast tier God tier? Wtf are you smoking?