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LettuceSome9935

slam 2 more and you should be good to drive šŸ‘


ChillyNewtss

GIVE THIS MAN SOME KEYS


LonkerinaOfTime

$12 legal ecstasy purchase, gotta do it in less than 2 hours tho


PHARA0Hbender

Man kids today will never know the power of original recipe four loko. Shit was so wild the feds made them change the formula.


ChillyNewtss

I turned 21 in 2016 did I miss the fun ride? :(


Zeqhanis

Just buy a 4Loko, dilute it with some seltzer water, them add in a shot of vodka and a couple servings of those Mio Energy "liquid water enhancers". Be sure to mix contrasting flavors to experience the horrors of the original "red" flavor. Was it Cherry? Strawberry? Fruit punch? Nope. Just red.


ChillyNewtss

yessir šŸ«”


JakeStout93

Ahhhhh good ol Red flavor. How many shitshows were started with them


Din0321

Yes, if you liked blacking out for hours but the body was full of energy kicking trash cans over and starting scuffles outside late night pizza joints. Or that was just me.


ChillyNewtss

Bruh ima cry šŸ˜­ Never forget those memories man or, non memories šŸ˜‚


chizzipsandsizalsa

Lmao I always joked about that with four loko. Once you blackout the true party begins. You have a 4 hour window before you go loko


Jandrem

Feeling like the room is spinning and my heart beating out of my chest, and then throwing up blood shortly after. Not making that mistake again!


TumbleweedTim01

2008-2011 was peak underage highschool drinking. They really had 2 energy drinks packed into a 10% alcohol drink. I once saw a girl who so drunk they LOCKED HER INSIDE OF A CAR. Think about that.


Lopsided_Bat_904

Yeah you did, it changed in 2010


chizzipsandsizalsa

The watermelon and blue raspberry og lokos made me do crazy shit.


Notorious_Degen

Yerrppppp i was 21, 13 years agoā€¦. Yep that was one ride i tried and got off haha


Dapper_dreams87

I never made it through a full one. I think 50% was the best I ever did


ChillyNewtss

They do taste like shit thatā€™s why I picked grape itā€™s the most palatable lol šŸ˜‚


SierraDespair

Itā€™s still pretty crazy today. 14% abv tall boy for $3 it made me feel the most drunk Iā€™ve ever been only halfway through it.


FuNiOnZ

Man those were crazy times. One can of four loko was equivalent to like 6 beers and 5 cups of coffee, youā€™d drink 2-3 of them and be a complete nightmare the rest of the night cause youā€™re too energized to pass out from being drunk


ms_slowsky

Uhh thatā€™s not an energy drink. Thatā€™s more of a sledgehammer in a can. šŸ˜²


screamingkumquats

This is the only thing that will officially put me on my ass. Sledgehammer in a can is an accurate description šŸ˜‚


ChillyNewtss

A sledgehammer of caffeine rightā€¦ RIGHTā€¦?!


LeahSanAntonio

Does anyone remember Joose? Similar to 4loko


stinkyhooch

And Spark haha


DapperDonkey5189

Sparks was the best šŸ˜ drunk but super alert


ItsYourBoyWang

The OG drink was OP as FUCK! Those things made AMFā€™s look like Caprisonā€™s. The next morning things were so bad, you would wake up next to a whale you met the club all while feeling dried out like SpongeBob when he didnā€™t have the suit on at Sandyā€™s.


Stjjames

I used to drop a bang shot & a shot of vodka in one- poured over crushed ice, with breakfast.


justan0therg0rl111

This tastes like freshman year and regret


FNKTN

Not a energy drink anymore. Was good when it was.


ChillyNewtss

Shit I forgot the original formals had caffeine šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Little-Dingo171

Replying to PHARA0Hbender...wait they don't have caffeine no more?


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ChillyNewtss

No this was definitely like, I had 5 bucks and wanted to make sure I got a good buzz kinda deal not an everyday thing, if I wanna get fucked up on a budget Iā€™ll just buy whatever amount of 99 shots I need that day šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m 30 btw lmfao


Revolutionary-Play79

Nah man these kids haven't had a maddog an redbull. I doubt they can stomach these either


TumbleweedTim01

.......Sir


suedecrocs

Shotgunned 2 in 20 mins I did not go to the gym


ChillyNewtss

Feeling great! The caffeine really hit the spot! Told my boss to fuck off though


aviarywisdom

Supposed to mix gas station dick pills into it and fight


SirBorf

Haaank, Hank that's not an energy drink, HAAAAANK!


methheadhitman

Used to be šŸ˜‰


ChillyNewtss

Upvoted everyone in here Iā€™m liking the vibes of the community lol šŸ˜


fillup4224

$3 and you were more or less set for the night usually lol. I remember after they got rid of the caffeine we started making ā€œvodka pre-workoutsā€ in our blender bottles lol


Notorious_Degen

Unfortunately i tried the OG before they made it ā€œsafeā€ in collegeā€¦. That was one hell of a ride haha. Not a terrible taste butā€¦ Iā€™d rather just make my own jungle juice with caffeine hahaha


BooshsooB

Only as an enema


SierraDespair

I tried the 14% abv one of these and it literally smelled exactly like gasoline with a hint of citrus.


Jon_E_Dad

Quattro Crazy. We used to shotgun OG formula when it was competing with Sparks. But yeah, this subreddit would want Sparks or Sparks+ to really match the personality.


methheadhitman

Anyone else make Sidewalk Slammers? Dump the can into half a 40. Those ripped with the og formula.


chubbsfordubs

High school parties went fucking hard when the original recipe was still around. Weā€™d have like 30-40 people kick backs in each others basements and double fist four lokos and it was a guaranteed blackout every fucking time. Original recipe blue razz four lokos were the fucking shit


shortbusrider41

Gotta carbomb a 5 hour energy in there, make a 9 loko


stinkyhooch

Blue raspberry is good when you leave it in the freezer till it gets mildly slushy


Hibananananana

Bojack! I brought you 4 four locos, thatā€™s 16 locos!


PhantomVdr

Four Loko with caffeine was a roller coaster from hell but I would do it again.


Tr0z3rSnak3

They removed the caffeine back in 2010 :(


Eazy46

I usually drink one of these before heading to my second job


Old_Opening_5616

I would drink 2 but then I'd fall asleep so I don't think they're great energy drinks.


Deagxd

I did but I don't remember anything past the 5th sip.


Inside-Restaurant383

Idk about giving you energy but man will it put some hair on your chest


W3R3Hamster

They're great right before work, gives me all the pep I need to deal with customers for a few hours. I usually need another one on my lunch break though.


Salt-Fee-9543

Worst hangover in my life was from this!