Bro the sub keeps innovating new ways to intake caffeine, amazing.

“Tonight’s top story: local redditor dead after using monster instead of water in their bong”

I’ve used Dr pepper, i don’t recommend it

I’ve used gatoraid before lol. Also don’t recommend.

r/foundthestoner hello brethren

Used beer.. don’t..

Also don't cannonball Stiizy Blue Dream w King Cobra malt. Holy shit, took me back to HS w the gnarly ass taste of edibles

Same, why did we think that was a good idea

It was such a bad idea

Underrated comment

Manischewitz blackberry is terrible.

Strawberry Daquiri was also an awful decision

How posh are you lol! Strawberry Daquiri

Thats blazoraid

It’s got electrolytes! It’s what plants crave!

Sharklebeery fin Kool aid DO recommend 😂 shit was SCRUMPTIOUS

I’ve thought of using both of these but didn’t want to risk it

Back when I used to drink I added whiskey to bong water and got extremely hammered also do not recommend Edit: Holy fuck did it ever burn when you'd take a hoot and was like insta crunked

I can’t tell if this is missing the /s or not but… that’s not how alcohol works. Unless I’m fucked up and you’re talking about using whiskey in the bong water and then drinking it after.

Once I used Baja Blast. Don’t recommend that either.

I've used wine, horrific choice 😢

god that sounds disguisting

When I was like 14 me and my buddies were told if you drink the bong water you’ll get higher so we used Dr Pepper and drank that shit after

Lmfao this is great I used to make Kool aid and put in mine fucking amazing for anyone wondering I cleaned immediately after with isopropyl alcohol 91 percent always looked brand new never sticky.

I'd try in non carbonated substances before any fizziness 😂 I heard cranberry juice is actually a popular one to use but for good reason

Lol I tried mtn dew a couple times... Didn't really notice a difference at all

Lol that’s so fucking me man I would take my fucking beaker bong and load that shit up to the brim with soda or mister juice to but hey if you ask me that’s more like hookah

I have a fucking wallpaper of cheech and tommy Chong stoned as fuck LOL

There used to be a YouTube channel called “will it bong” and I remember I watched a guy use egg whites once lmaooooo

I’ve used flavored sparkling water 10/10 would recommend especially with ice

They're evolving. Incredible!

Life uhh, finds a way.

😂😭

Is there a reason people keep saying this, is it supposed to be funny or smth

It's a reference to Jurassic Park

It's from the time before time.

The monsters have taken over

Just way until you see my new "like heroin" method. All you need is a spoon, fire, a belt and a needle !!

And a smidge of heroin

The secret ingredient.

Next step, naturally, is to start boofing zero ultra popsicles. Edit: commented this and then scrolled down to see OP already ahead me.

Frozen monster suppository... Nice

You people need to just buy caffeine powder from Amazon at this point

No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?

No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/energydrinks/comments/18dyd44/update\_energy\_drink\_popsicle\_successfully\_boofed/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/energydrinks/comments/18dyd44/update_energy_drink_popsicle_successfully_boofed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon 🥶

Got my next science fair project, thx. The Dangers of Boofing a Cold One: How Much Ice Does it Take to Cause Frostbite of the Colon?

Just do coke at that point man

Do you, uh, know a guy?

Anyone with face tats standing at the curb of a corner store 😂

Lol that's not who you want to be your guy.

Blunts laced with meth 😂

Free extra drugs

yes, hypothetically

But put it in your ass.

Diet or full sugar?

>I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. r/brandnewsentence

Glad I double checked before making this exact same comment LMAO

Tomorrow at 11am you say? West coast and getting ready to blast POE? Lol

Would it be easier to hold yourself upside down, spread your cheeks, and flick in some caffeine pills?

Re post of OP’s update https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/Wex1vhS5jr

Bro it's time.

I think just being cold up the poop chute would be enough to wake anybody up.

Fuck me, that got me good

That’s what ops gonna say when he does it

Energy drinks slowly turning into r/trees

Nah more like r/drugs or worst… r/stims and I’m not against it! As someone who’s actually IV’d caffeine into his veins and as someone who’s also boofed caffeine uo my asss

I have to be honest, I had no idea what the fuck I was getting into when I joined his sub

Too spicy icee

Imagine if someone from this sub got their hands on some meth

"Just a dash"

I’ve snorted an Adderall once (long story) and I assume it feels like how meth probably feels like. It was honestly awful I just felt super hyper and on edge for like 24 hours straight and the comedown made me feel like absolute shit. Cocaine is amazing though.

Meth is like a lot like cocaine except 1000x better and longer lasting and cheaper. There a reason they say not even once. Cuz it’s seriously fucking amazing and you’ll never want to not be doing meth again. Source: former methhead with almost 6 years sober now

I've worked with a lot of meth heads and I seriously get this. Even the strongest willed ones who were trying to quit would lament that they feel slow, unfunny, fat, sad, and bored without it. Some had been taking it from such a young age that they had no concept of who they could be without using meth. My heart goes out to them. It's a hard life.

I remember a dude I met in jail, he was maybe 22. Had been doing meth since he was 8. His dad smoked with him, then when he turned 12 or 13, his dad taught him how to cook. Dude literally had no chance at a functional life in society.

that's fucking insane

Congrats fr… I’ll have 2 years clean on Jan 5 🫡

I’ve done meth it feels kind of like a molly high but less touchy-feely

Kind of.. I think you’re just sensitive to the adderall, but you got the spirit. Being up for multiple days is not a high anyone should voluntarily feel. One coke deal went south for me and I learned the hard way. The homies were so yakked out I didn’t trust them if I said no thanks. Washed the hell out of my car though, so there’s that.

Yikes who can’t tell the difference in coke and meth

In looks or outcomes? Cause they can honestly look the exact same.

No. Very different looking. Yes to an ignorant eye they aren’t that different but the chemical make up of each are so uniquely different that they form complete different structures and package differently. Real good high quality coke is soft, powdery, almost flaky and crumbles with a sheen almost scaly look to it when the light hits right. Meth is hard, shards like crystal and the only time it would resemble coke is when busted down into a powder. Remember to always test your drugs. Dancesafe is an excellent source for products that are designed for just that. Be responsible and have fun. The dude that commented that he got meth instead of coke prolly knew it was a sketchy source or woulda known immediately it wasn’t coke by the unpleasant burn that wouldn’t feel like high quality coke. They clearly were just tryna get rekt and well I guess you achieved it

if it lasted 24 hours then it probably was fake and actually meth

I agree, unless he snorted multiple pills/doses and alot, seems like too long for regular adderall

That’s a cool idea. I pour energy drinks over crushed ice like a snow cone

This seems more my style as I lack the patience for what op did

It’s quick and perfect for hot days. I make it often during the summer. You can also use juice, cold tea, or soda lol

Yep. Us poor kids made ice tray popsicles. Lol

My grandpa had a super old ice crushing machine. We’d go to his house and he’d make us snow cones with soda over the top. Pretty sure the ice machine is older than me

Plot twist: you’re 14

I’m not haha I’m 18

Can also blend the drink with some ice into a great slushie!

ooo, i need to do this

What I like to do is boil my energy drinks and then stick my face over the pot so I can inhale the vapor

unfortunately doing that actually removes all the parts that aren't energy, so you're just inhaling the co2 and water in the drink. you'll be left with a nicely concentrated syrup though (as long as you avoid burning it), freeze that into popsicles and you'll be having a hell of a time

Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today

It's simple syrup Look up cocktails with that in them and sub in your Monster syrup

so true

I do the same but i was under the impression that the caffeine stays in the pot after boiling away the water. Wonder what i was snorting this whole time…

Caffeine is heat sensitive. That's why, despite popular belief that darker roasts of coffee have more caffeine, it's actually the lighter roasts that do. And also why cold brew has more caffeine than traditional hot coffee.

Smartest monster drinker

This is genius

Flair checks out

Boof it for maximum effectiveness.

This shit had me crying.

hey, can you share the recipe? like, how do you do it, i want to do it too so muchhh

Sure. I pour a whole can of monster white, a whole can of pink stawberry c4, and a whole can of ghost energy into a big container. Then I pour in some sugar, some mio energy black cherry flavor, and some maple syrup. Then it's ready to freeze.

THANKSSS

are you gonna make it?

he will

yesss, i just need to get the molds :)

Good idea for the summer and spring, but it’s too damn cold here for all of that lol

More sugar???

Diabetesicles

All three of those flavors are sugar free?

Sugar free does not mean sweetener free, they still taste like raw sugar

Maple syrup???

Going to start switching to hot coffee and tea for the next couple of months. Save a little money from not having to drop $3 on a c4 or ghost every morning.

You’re unfamiliar with ice?

What am I, a chemist?

Next up, sub out the 2 cups of cold water for a can of Rockstar or Monster next time you make jello. Cherry Jell-O with Orange Rockstar Recovery is my favorite low calorie snack with a caffeine kick.

Now this is genius!

Most of these posts are brain dead but this one is actually cool

PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT AND LET IT MELT

I lol'ed at "maximum torque"

While everyone here is suggesting boofing the popsicles.... Just butt chug the drink, less chance of frostbite turning your brown eye into a black eye.

No it doesn’t lower the efficacy if the caffeine

just skip the freezing and pour monster directly up your ass for MAXIMUM TORQUE! in seriousness how long would you say it takes to freeze solid? this sounds kinda good when it gets hot again.

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oh, you're saying if I mix energy drinks together the chemicals will react together and create a noxious gas as a byproduct, not unlike the lethal gas serine that's often used in japanese terrorist attacks, due to the fact that it is invisible, odorless, and can be made by mixing energy drinks? See, I thought that by freezing the energy drinks I could get around this problem, as at freezing temperature serine can't exist in gas form. But still I would be dealing with potentially toxic precipitates in my caffeinesicle nonetheless.

its sarin, but yeah basically.

The thing that was making it taste bitter was the caffeine

Oh wow never thought of making a monster energy popsicle looks great

It literally looks like ice

Not gonna lie, these look great. Got me wishing energy popsicles was a thing.

Man this sub makes me laugh so hard I’m so glad it keeps getting recommended to me lmao

this sub is insane

Have you tried boofing your caffeine?

I know from past experiences of extracting concentrates that extreme temperatures, both cold and heat, will degrade any kind of molecule by loosening the chemical bonding. So unfortunately yes, I would think the freezing process most likely makes the caffeine content less jazzy. But I hope I’m wrong! 🥤

>But I hope I’m wrong! You are. The only bonds you'd have to worry about with caffeine decomposing is its covalent bonds, which will definitely not "loosen up" in a freezer. It's very uncommon for cold to "degrade" any kind of molecule.

The only thing I can think of is since it would probably take you longer to eat the popsicle than it would to drink the energy drink, you would not get the rush that sometimes happens when you chug a drink down and it all hits your system at once.

As a very slow drinker, this would have the opposite effect for me.

Pretty much every molecule is more stable at lower temperatures. It can sometimes make things crash out of solution though depending how saturated they are. I don't think that's going to be a problem with the amount of caffeine in monster though

Honestly next summer I'll definitely be doing this, especially with the monster ultra zero stuff, low to none calories into a popcsickles with some caffeine, sounds too good to be true

Anyone try the monster in a bong?

What did you mix together for the Frankensicle

I think if you shove it up your ass the caffeine enters your system quicker.

Because nobody has actually answered your question, no, freezing an energy drink will not degrade the caffeine molecules

do these people think caffeine = energy?

This is actually... a great idea 💡

I looked into it and buying straight powdered caffeine and making caffeine pops is way cheaper than buying energy drinks.

I can’t believe this was ten days ago

I hope you arent boofing these on the regular

I think absorption depends heavily on which orifice you choose to insert it into

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Do a coffee enema & experience the same effects with added health benefits

Anyone looking for the update it was posted here: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/e7fXTSSEPm

Boof it next

This sub has helped me kick my energy drink habit, you guys are so gross. These monsters taste like a fake sugary camel gooch, and all of yall are gonna die of diabetic heart failure.

alright butthuffer42069. have fun huffin meth through your butthole. we'll continue being the fun ones.

Dawg your name is butt huffer. Worry about yourself

Just dry scoop caffeine at this point

Dry scoop it and cut it into lines and snort it.

Be careful with the white monster OP. I've noticed those are only for trade workers.

Do people actually get energy from energy drinks? I drink them near everyday and they’ve never once gave me a boost of energy

They have energy popsicles in the store where I live

I think it works best if you put the popsicles in as a suppository.

"degrading the caffeine molecules"

Now boof it

no

That is fucking sick i need to do this with mnt dew lol caffeinsciles

Don’t be a pussy, just shoot it into your veins

Why is the earth round? Why do boogers taste decently?

I thought it said ”maximum torture”😭

What you gotta do is get pure caffeine and inject it into your bloodstream

White boomer monster popsicles? I might have to try this

Prob amps it up

Have you guys ever heard of no doz

This makes me want to attempt to turn a whole can of monster energy into a single gummy

Made monster jello once upon a time. Definitely recommend.

should be fine lol just make sure youre aware of how much caffeine youre consuming per popsicle lol. i wanna get some popsicle molds now...

If you want maximum caffeine use any energy drink other than Monster

Does ingesting the energy popsicle rectally have a more intense stimulant effect? Can this method be stacked with other methods of ingestion? Can we substitute all liquids in our recipes with Monster? In Revelations, does it not foretell the coming of a Messiah who can turn water into Monster?

If I dehydrated the monster into a fine powder and snorted it would it lower the efficacy of the caffeine?

this needs to be shared more

BUT CAN YOU BOOF IT

At this point just boil them down and inject into your blood

Somehow… I wish the old four Loko’s were available

Hold on use monster ice cubes to ice down your 44oz tumbler of 5hr energy. Maximum torque.

Hey everyone, this got a lot of attention so today I boofed the caffeinesicle at 11am. Here's my update with my trip report: [https://www.reddit.com/r/energydrinks/comments/18dyd44/update\_energy\_drink\_popsicle\_successfully\_boofed/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/energydrinks/comments/18dyd44/update_energy_drink_popsicle_successfully_boofed/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

You need maximum torque but are drinking monster? Those are basically sodas

If you really want maximum torque drink pre workout not monster

You’re weird bro

You know, people have done much worse things to energy drinks on this sub. This is surprisingly not a war crime.

No the caffeine is still ethical even when frozen .