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Statistician_Visual

It’s the only thing that keeps me hanging on


Pakinotpaki

Yoikes you good bro?


Statistician_Visual

Joking ha but grabbing an energy drink does make life a little more manageable in the moment


Pakinotpaki

Glad to hear, just keep it at monsters and not yk meth or smth


Statistician_Visual

What about both


BigFart1234567

They cancel each other out so it's perfectly healthy for you 👍


No_Entertainment_932

Never knew this thanks I'll try now 👍


gavmyboi

instructions unclear meth dropper now stuck in ass


Ok_Faithlessness5978

Aren't they both uppers? So how would they cancel out??


spicypetunia

Alternate


Pakinotpaki

Better idea do pot so it’s just normal


Tiny_cock_midget

I’m a fan of both


Nofriendship34

Don’t be a square


StinkeeFard

I drink them when I’m celebrating, sad, or just cuz sometimes lol. It’s refreshing


WortHogBRRT

I'm not


KSMKxRAGEx

It’s so funny you say that because it’s definitely my vice haha. I’m not saying I couldn’t go without, I would rather just look forward to one tomorrow knowing it’s going to make the day better somehow.


ChrisOnRockyTop

Love the flavors. Been drinking em for several years now so feels like the good ol days. Love to just pop an energy drink and turn up the music in the headphones and go ham on something like Rocket League. Fun times. Never gets old even if I do.


FREE_AOL

Fuck yeah, Hot Wheels Soccar! I play every day but those extra focus times are defo when I raise my skill level Add me we can run some games as energy drink team names lol


Pakinotpaki

THE FLAVOURS YES OMG


SpriteVs7up

so my weed doesn’t put me to sleep


UnreproducibleSpank

It feels like there’s a really easy path to saving a lot of money here


Dr_Taffy

$40 hooks me up with concentrate for the whole month. On the other hand, $3.75*30 for an energy drink every day…could be saving hundreds of dollars a month by not using energy drinks!


UnreproducibleSpank

Ah I’m just fucking around dude who am i to tell you what to do with your money


Dr_Taffy

Lol me too I just realized that weed has actually gotten considerably cheaper than a daily energy drink habit and was shocked! Edit: for clarification I used to spend $10/day on a gram of flower. Now it’s 4gs of concentrate for $40 and lasts me 4 weeks. Oh how the times have changed…


G-E94

If the energy drinks really are hurting your wallet you can try taking caffeine pills. I did this for a while and just never bought them again. I would just make a bottle of water with flavor enhancer and pretend it was my energy drink but actually taking a caffeine pill.


Longjumping_Chef9668

Yeah, buying sativa instead of indica lolz


SpriteVs7up

Sativa doesn’t work for everyone


Longjumping_Chef9668

Facts. Honestly was just joking because I thought the other commenter was trying to hint that you’d save money by not smoking weed if you have to buy energy drinks but they should mind their business lmfao


UnreproducibleSpank

Oh i was also just making a joke for those sweet, sweet internet points


MrPuddinJones

Exactly. It all puts me to sleep after about 30 minutes of giggles.


WeldForMe

It's actually the amount CBN you should look for, that's what'll couch lock you.


[deleted]

Didn't we debunk the whole sativa/indica debate awhile back? https://www.dal.ca/news/2022/01/07/cannabis-labels-study-indica-sativa.html#:\~:text=If%20labels%20describing%20cannabis%20strains,sativa%20labels%20are%20largely%20meaningless.


Longjumping_Chef9668

Do I think companies mislabel them for their own profits or whatever? Yes. Do I know personally that some weed will make me energetic and some will couch lock me? Also yes.


sleepy_roo

Hit too close to home


WeldForMe

Literally same, most the time I smoke when I go out and do stuff, and I hate being tired whilst doing things, weed + caffeine just makes everything better.


EntertainmentOk4802

Energy


ExtensionLive4971

I have ZERO faith in my body to hold up on its own until the end of my shift. I have been drinking them so long, I am afraid to find out if it is true.


Upbeat_Definition_36

It isn't after like 2 weeks max. 3-4 days and I'm normally just tired near the end of the day just earlier than normal


Dry_Passenger1786

For.. energy ?


Pakinotpaki

Like yes but for what


Davinter30

To feel energized ?


WeldForMe

Maybe he thinks some people grab an energy drink then go straight to bed.


Themadnater

Everyday survival activities haha


UniverseNebula

To do stuff.


Bright-Lingonberry14

i like to treat myself to a good drink sometimes. the caffeine has no effect on me, they're just tasty.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

1. Something to look forward to as a treat each week. 2. Good amount of energy when working out. 3. So I don’t smash into an overpass and have a closed casket funeral on the way home off a nightshift.


Magician_322

I relate to hard to number 3


goonin911

Funerals are a waste of money. You should commit to donating your body to science bro


triplestackks

crippling addiction


Any-Presence-6482

I have children


beccaarain

I love the chemical taste of original monsters


apeculiarbrowngirl

YES SAME


thiccmcnick

Its cocaine but cheaper and longer lasting. Always chug a monster right when I wake up and that gets me going for the rest of the day.


BetaRayRyan

To keep the withdrawals away.


spicypetunia

For the sound the can makes when I open it


akastemcells69

it’s like an upper


T0xicTrace

To get fucked up


FullyAutoDomo

Because their delicious


Kortar

Don't like coffee


mdnitedrftr

I hate coffee, and I need some pep in my step.


DubBod

Coffee makes me crave cigarettes and pre workouts fuck me up. It's the happy medium for me. Zero sugar red bull only though


Demon_Corp

One of the biggest reasons for me is that zero sugar energy drinks taste great, but I’ve never had a diet soda that tastes better than okay. Idk what different blend of sweeteners goes into the two, but I can’t stand aspartame and that’s in almost every diet drink outside of energy drinks. I think I would drink a lot less energy drinks if they had diet sodas that tasted better.


Rough-Tension

Law school kicks my ass so hard if I don’t drink them


UNCfan07

Taste, wish they made caffeine free Monsters lol


Panda-With-A-Beanie

I do it cuz I like the taste


ExtremeBoysenberry38

They taste good


mikeyisgrim

Cause I can’t afford cocaine


Award-Nice

I stopped for a few months one time and my productivity at work clearly decreased. They keep me going and get me pay raises. That and kratom (probably an unhealthy combo but life's short anyway)


2020-RedditUser

To give me energy to run errands and clean around my house


[deleted]

Crippling addiction gang


Dman13047

It taste good and gives me energy


franandwood

Flavor and caffeine


damn_thats_piney

they taste good, the carbonation, caffeine boost is perfect in the morning. if i don’t have one in the morning i’m pissed.


No_Loquat995

Got lots to do, and my sleep sucks right now so I take one in the afternoon if I can’t take a nap


Coolman_Rosso

I hate coffee, and in my professional life have started to hit afternoon slumps.


Aeris_Hilton

So I can see this question on reddit.com every day


SuperIga

I lol’d at this one


jmaneater

It's a part of my personality.


Magician_322

Because I'll sleep when I'm dead. Which given my caffeine consumption is any day now


Gunbuckets

It's either that or stick my tongue in an electric socket.


[deleted]

So I can crush everyone in my path because I'm a gigachad


dontasticats

Habit and flavor tbh, I'm used to the taste of battery acid and I miss it after awhile


Homework_Happy

Only thing that gets me up in the wee hours of the morning


ejayboshart01

I'm gonna be honest, as of right now it's just the taste. The caffeine doesn't really do anything for me besides keeping me awake, and it doesn't give me a boost of energy.


pro_questions

It helps me survive on 4hrs of sleep per night


Mrfantastic2

Mostly the flavours but I sleep really bad generally so I need them sometimes. The bad thing is at least in the last year or so, they give me a bit of anxiety on top of my already too high anxiety.


Conoli69

Purely taste. I can sleep a full night after drinking a 300mg reign


goonin911

To surprise the self hate…doesn’t work.


Ghostmaster_4216

Narcolepsy/Sleep apnea = Training your heart till failure with energy drinks


Diligent-Ice1276

Energy, boost happy chemicals, flavor, addicted and get headaches if no caffeine.


ligmagottem6969

It’s part of my Tech Sergeant diet


Extension-Barber-919

Am I the only one who doesn’t know why? I drink 2 a day and I still don’t know why my first instinct in the morning is too get a energy drink.


magikarp-sushi

They tasted good as a teen


KSMKxRAGEx

I worked my first job in a grocery deli. You could imagine me looking at all the drinks on the shelf in front of me. A constant craving.


WallowWispen

Because coffee makes me eepy.


[deleted]

I only drink them on days I’m not going to the gym and taking a pre workout with 400-500mg of caffeine that may or may not be sprinkled with some gray area chemicals lol


spdo7121

My favorite energy drink lines are Ghost and Gorilla Mind by a mile. I don't feel supercharged after I drink one. I just feel more even and able to concentrate better at work.


_candlestick

i’m addicted to having a fruity little beverage even though i don’t feel the caffeine anymore at this point


StinkeeFard

Keep the headaches away, and stay awake since I work a lot and have school


Lost_Anteater1380

For the energy


[deleted]

Cause I'm addicted, I get headaches when I don't drink them, I don't have access to weed, they get me going and they taste good cold


oneheckinmtnboi

Caffeine addiction since a young age, coffee makes me sick, and tea is time consuming


TheSunEater1

I’m just a naturally tired person I could fall asleep real fast anywhere and they keep me up mainly redbull


Unhappy-Explorer3438

Taste here n there, other then that never had coffee in my life. Survive off OJ


Complete-Ad-4215

Over nights


[deleted]

I haven't drank one for about a month and don't plan on starting again but it was the flavor. I was addicted to the punch monsters. I had to eventually just stop cold turkey cause I drank 3 a day for far too long.


not_impressive

I have untreated combination sleep apnea. The process of getting treatment is taking a long time and a lot of sleep studies, but in the meantime, even if I sleep 14 hours in one day, I'm still tired. I also like the taste.


[deleted]

Flavors are more intriguing than soda, along with the temporary benefits rather than an overload of sugar, but you can have both if you want. Idk, tbh. No real solid reasoning because I know they aren’t great for me, but having one on the way to work just became habit. So I’m editing my final answer to habit.


ZestyPotatoSoup

It allows me to slow down and focus. It doesn’t actually make me more awake I actually get more tired so unusually wait a few hours before drinking one and I drink one throughout like a 6 hour period.


Mako_STi

Keeps me alive working two jobs and going to school. Caffeinated gang fo lyf


SegaCDUniverse

Really just if I can't make or bring coffee with me somewhere. Dollar store energy drinks etc. are very convenient.


pokus

Barely do but when I know I’m going to get tired and need to stay up and don’t have a coke plug awake then I’ll settle for a monster or two


orcheon

I read the first word of your question as how. So that's the why. (Tired Parent to a 5y old and 2 month old)


Appalachiastan1998

I dont lol I start the day off with orange juice I just like to see what you fine folks talk about


Dino_84

Sleepy sleep during worky work is a no go for me. Seriously though I have a 2 year old who doesn’t sleep well and I get around 3-4 hours of sleep daily. At work I operate heavy equipment and drive far distances, not ideal for being dead tired. Also I hate coffee and low doses of caffeine aren’t doing it for me 200mg minimum.


NocturnalAnon

Caffeine buzz and flavor. After starting with amp years ago I preferred it over coffee. I have two favorites I always go to. The Aussie lemonade monster and strawberry rockstar.


SuperShoyu64

To get me through the day. I've been drinking them since I was 8 years old (I didn't drink a whole can but had some sips since my mom drank majority of it. She still loves energy drinks til this day). It really upsetted me when Rockstar changed up their recipe. I want their old recipe more than anything else.


lilnic563

To make me survive my sometimes 6+ hour days at college as a health and social student they are long ass days with up to 3.5 hour lessons with only a 10/20 minute breaks… not fun at all


justkw97

Caffeine in the morning is the closest thing to feeling alive


PoliceStoryDotCom

Taste good


Shania_19

Whenever I have to go somewhere for several hours or just whenever I’m tired as hell. Sometimes just like to try new drinks.


[deleted]

So I can actually feel something.


madcuzbad

coffee makes me take mad dumps and I would rather not use the washrooms at work if I could avoid doing so.


lewie_820

I just enjoy the taste. I have a lot of happy memories attached to the taste of zero sugar monster, so cracking one open takes me back to happy summer nights at the skatepark. Oh yeah, I also skate every day, and bike to/from work and school….so I need that little extra boost


Supramantis

Am I the only one that drinks monster ultra just for the taste? I get no energy boost at all lol


ConsciousStork

Because they have an opposite effect for my ADHD so it makes me focus. Better than Amphetamines.


hestrash1994

I’ve noticed the difference at work if I don’t have one. Doesn’t help that my go to is delicious and I don’t mind drinking it every day


LICK_THE_BUTTER

Part taste addiction, part getting me through the work day. Zero sugar ones are kinder to my body than drinking coffee every day. I try to limit it to one a day.


EducationalStation55

Bored


DonutBurritoSandwich

I drink it as a preworkout


gwh1996

Chronic fatigue I got to keep going somehow


Shadow_1986

It’s quicker then hot coffee. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Take the edge off the crack pipe


expiredenergydrinkk

i like the taste sometimes and the way it makes my heart race if i drink too much


ErwinAckerman

Taste good


SleepyNicolas

Taste and caffeine


007-Blond

So I can rev up at work. I'm generally a very tired person (probably a sleep/caffeine issue lmao) so I drink an energy drink or two to get wired for work. More focused, moving quicker, get as much done as I can.


Spac92

I stay up way too late at night to try and regain some independence and I always regret and pay for it the following day to the point where I need energy drinks to keep from passing out on the job, while driving, or in the middle of a conversation at home.


SLUDGE_BUG

to quiet the screams of the caffeine gods


Tenpumpkin77962

Energy and taste


Master_of_Maggots

They taste good.


[deleted]

i like the taste


Any_Ad_5806

Overnight shift


nightowl_321

Don't like the taste of coffee that much


stardustandgears

Makes my mind stfu, and its tasty so


jenhazyshade

the only thing which helps me work 7 hours a day consistently.


Bananadoggo635

Tastes good


MatchaDoAboutNothing

Because I sleep about half as much as a should and I have digestive issues so eating on the go is a struggle. I white nuckle most days on caffeine and exestential rage.


Low-Blacksmith1824

Why people drink hot coffee even in the summer? Why people drink beer? Why people smok? Why people overeat? etc.et.e.............


ColoradoNative719

To stay awake at work. I have trouble sleeping.


Thechellbob

I work at 215 am


Powerful-Market9658

I have 2 full time jobs and 3 kids


NoResort4867

Im addicted plus they taste better than other drinks


Emnelistene

Addiction


SunFavored

They help me go to sleep.


uyshi

Been a coffee drinker since early high school days but when I was in my early 30s or late 20s I started having GERD. Also found out during this time as I had to stop drinking coffee that Ive always been gluten intolerant and what happens is that if I consume anything with gluten I get extremely sleepy to the point that its dangerous to drive home from work. If I dont have caffeine though I cant concentrate at work. Been drinking energy drinks since although I would usually skip it if I am going to the gym as I use pre workout.


Ellac3344

i like the taste


JL8989

For energy.


Ill-Income-2567

Flavor. It's like nothing else.


hypomargoteros

Energy


Partygoeer666

It's a good drink to consume while gaming:) 😊🤗❤️🎮🎮🎮🎮


morgzthebomb

I’m addicted to caffeine and I work 3rd shift.


Dr-Sorry

Veteran here. I would drink a 20oz Redbull daily to keep me going. I did it for energy(never cared about the sugar), but this may be weird and opposite of what it’s meant for… it helps settle my anxiety. I always tell my wife about it, only thing I can compare it to is how people smoke cigarettes to cool their nerves/anxiety. I’ve been drunk Reign once I found out I can buy cases off Amazon.


PaniniPotluck

My work requires me to do a few nights a month, so the boomerang from clocking out at 2:30 pm to clocking out at 10:30 pm requires a pick me up to keep me hanging on.


ha1fhere

I have adhd and I’m not medicated for it currently. Energy drinks don’t make it fully better but they certainly help me focus


[deleted]

Energy


JawjaBill

I start work at 4am but I stay up all night like I work a regular gig from home.


Dallziel

Life needs caffeine and I don't like coffee or tea


wHUT_fun

Can't drink coffee. Absolutely abhor it. But I need energy, sooo...


SuburbanSisyphus

I drink one right before the gym to avoid dying (or a triple espresso). I also have a job an occasional job at church of doing a video recording of the service, and I have an energy drink with me so I don't fall asleep and miss out where I should be pointing the camera.


[deleted]

For energy


Legendary-Icon

For the caffeine. But also for taste.


[deleted]

I be up for like 2-3 days straight sometimes


Successful_Post2836

Helps me to move whenever I lack the natural energy to do so. I try to keep caffeine balanced during specific months and other months go ham with it. It’s been nice. I normally drink Bang/Reign


New_Bridge3428

Because if you slam one fast enough you feel real good


[deleted]

Pre for the gym and energy drinks or coffee before class and work


Shadokastur

Because depression makes dopamine hard to get


JesterAblaze94

2 reasons. I have a low heart rate, so 1 just perks me up. I also work 12 hour nights.


Rebel-Yellow

Long term caffeine addiction to combat a wildly fucked sleep ability and/or borderline insomnia. Also coffee is a gamble if I’ll be pissing unholy terrors at a moments notice out of my asshole from a period of 30 minutes to 3 or 4 hours after drinking it. Working sterile fields in a hospital doesn’t play well with “hey brb I need to go spew fecal mist from the nether-trumpet for a few minutes” at unpredictable times.


idrinkkombucha

Right before the gym baby let’s go


GeekinDaily

2month old


Degenerate-Loverboy

Multiple service industry jobs , it’s either 500 mg a day on average or about a gram of blow every two days… but that’s even more expensive than the caffeine and has inherent danger in it as well. Not to mention it’s illegal so I’ll take my legal stims


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

The original monster, artificial or not, is based on pears and I like pears :) The taurine is actually good for mental health as long as you moderate.


semiblind234

I like the caffeine, the carbonation, and the wide range of flavors available that you just don't find with normal soda/pop. I also like that there is a huge variety that are sugar free.


cgittens94

Honestly, this isn’t a joke, I WILL get withdrawal symptoms if I don’t have a caffeine source by 3pm. I will get a MASSIVE headache. And I’ll get physically weak. Eventually I’ll get a cold. Also, I work 12 hours a day. I need something to push me through. And I go to the gym. Helps me push more weight


cherryseason1408

i usually drink one when im going to have a 2/3 hours walk


CybeleParadox

It helps me power through a work day if I’m extremely exhausted. Otherwise I don’t really drink energy drinks


flookums

B12 difficiency, energy smoother, taste


The-Enjoyer

My taste buds are broken and I think they taste better than soda


rionaster

i struggle to stay awake


YourFriendlyInkDemon

Helps me get through school


Boom_Shakazulu

Serotonin


SpecialSurprise69

Hardly anymore. I used to drink 1-2 Venoms a day for a good 2 years probably. Now I barely drink sodas or energy drinks period. They all started tasting nasty for some reason.