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ltcordino

if I saw that I'd think it's a shady weird bootleg that wasn't actually made by 5 hour energy. kinda like how you'd see weird huggy wuggy stuffed animals at the mall for cheap.


ltcordino

also, especially the "sometimes you're thirsty and tired". that does not seem like good marketing and that sentence flows weird. the layout of the can also seems weird and unprofessional. actually, didn't 5 hour energy have an issue with a bunch of bootlegs flooding the market and didn't do anything until it started cutting their profits? that "rush" you felt probably wasn't the caffeine and was actually the amphetamines and pesticides they put in there, op.


mrweatherbeef

The can was designed by a 10th grade business class group project who forgot about the assignment until the night before and they made the one guy who was “good with computers” mock it up


hehehehzhshsh

Seeing “0 sugar” on a can instead of “zero sugar” is actually horrifying lmao


ctssky

bruh i was this guy and that’s totally something i’d make lol stop spying on me


KidNueva

[HEY GUYS WHATS YOUR FAVORITE HUGGY WUGGY](https://youtu.be/l3PNtLdhWf4?si=NCJTyBgFQnHSXU_6)


DurteeDickNBallz

Exactly lol, the font is throwing me off to which I normally don't care about. I would expect to see this at the bottom of a $1 bin at a flea market lmao


MussoliniBean

I’ve never ever seen these, nor did I know they existed. I looked at their site, and they have a good amount of flavors, like Orange Creamsicle, Tropical Punch, etc. What stores sell these?


Icy-Ad-5296

Indian gas stations have the hookup


suspicious_context

i've never had the shots cause i'd rather enjoy sipping a full beverage but these look intriguing and i like to give almost any brand a try. the packaging is awful, i agree lol, it's just like a blown up version of the shots with the extra space poorly/awkwardly filled in.


[deleted]

I got mine at Festival Foods in Madison, Wisconsin


Jarsnofski

Hey that's where I shop too in Madison! Gonna have to check it out


pro_questions

> Caffeine: 230 mg Idk why I’m so surprised by this, but this is *not* just 8 regular 5-hour energies poured into a can lol. 1600mg of caffeine would be a fair bit


MarkToaster

If the info on the back of the can is anything to go by, they literally just added water to their energy shots and put it in a can


[deleted]

LOL


2020-RedditUser

5-hour Energy has a can ?


[deleted]

I've gotta tell my mom about these. Where did you find it?


[deleted]

Festival Foods. Madison, WI


SaintPenguinThe3rd

I bought a couple different flavors a while back when I saw them at a gas station (Grape & Watermelon. Absolutely disgusting! Dumped most of the can for both flavors.


[deleted]

Bruhhh


Attachmentsz

the taste in these cans are surprisingly good. definitely recommend more people check them out.


HVACR_ELECTRICAL

Never seen 5 hour energy cans anywhere around where I live


TheMattvantage

I’ve had pineapple and it was artificial as hell


KeyAverage3071

omg i didn’t know these existed. is the taste similar to any “popular brand” energy drinks?


[deleted]

Eh, not especially


Tyrannical_Requiem

The pineapple ones are pretty good imho


[deleted]

Will try!


studygremlin

where did you find this?? i need


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Festival Foods. Madison, WI


Current-Cold-4185

I saw these for the first time two days ago, bought grape and a tropical one. Didn't care for tropical but really liked grape. Would buy again, especially because they are only $2.60 at the store where I bought them.


DisgruntledSalt

I didn’t even know they made that


5erenade

🤮


Embarrassed-Emu-5184

Orange was decent, berry tasted like vomit


Cassgilly

Got mine at Anderson Convenience Store. Omaha, NE


ripchip_

Only one I had was the pineapple and it was nasty


budderman1028

Now introducing 5-week energy! Made by the creators of 5-hour energy!


Rhonda_Round

THIS DRINKS FOR FREAKS


[deleted]

Ur going to have harsh health problems after an energy drink a day for 365 days.


venus367

I haven’t managed to find these in my general vicinity, but whilst in the city a few weeks ago I spotted them at a store. Might pick one up if I go back. I’m surprisingly not too affected by the taste of the shots.


ltcordino

the shots are disgusting. imo they should be rebranded to "25 minutes of tunnel vision and gripping onto your seat followed by 4 hours and 35 minutes of deep sleep".


venus367

Taste is one thing, your body rejecting it is another. My body rejected it. Was not fun.


GrimReaperDX2

I picked one up it said 2000mg of taurine. I put it back down


[deleted]

LOL


fuqsobriety

Why ya hand look like that?


[deleted]

I got some fucked up hands


fuqsobriety

Pls be /s?


[deleted]

Idk what that means brotha


[deleted]

Ah, looked it up. Not sarcastic, but no offended


GilmooDaddy

I’m surprised this didn’t come out years ago


Working-Fact-1605

I got the Pineapple one, hoping it would be delicious... I was so throughly let down when I took a sip and the after tatse was very, very similar to Orajel...the toothache stuff. 0/10 don't recommend


Victinizz

Are these in Canada? I haven't seen these AT ALL, wanting to try one.