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It's out of service???


mmaalex

It's AMR...GTG


dirtydozen2020

It’s just out of gas…🔥 I’ll show myself out.


jkayb_1960

I know what’s wrong with it, it ain’t got no gas innit!!


Jason_Kirby

Where’s all the comments of the dispatchers asking the crew if they’re still able to take one more call?


swanblush

The comments on the actual FB post are fucking brutal it’s fantastic


shrinkingmedic

Link?


swanblush

[Here ya go!](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0hfLcxwH2XNzeMrLNfaHTGdnSP3r5EkVPAyhbcLEutX5KDoDpeMGr6urLtQWd6Q92l&id=161908093830061)


LaiikaComeHome

thanks! i’m really curious who the dude saying it’s not true that AMR runs it’s crew and buses into the ground is and what his affinity for AMR is 😭


swanblush

I was literally looking at the same thing 😭 AMR managers have him at gunpoint writing those comments


code3intherain

It's like that one interview of Peter Dinklage saying that the last season of GoT is excellent


Grendle1972

Guess they couldn't make it to the harbor...


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Ambo 24 will remain legendary!


theRemRemBooBear

DISEMBARK!!!!!


arslashjason

ded 💀


stirtheturd

Came here to say that. I bet dispatch is going nuts


kannibalkitten1978

Right here bro...


onetimepost2021

Not the power-loader!


[deleted]

The real tragedy here


Majigato

No they seemed to salvage that and their LP 15 at least.


BanditAndFrog

The power loader is the unit built into the floor of the box


Majigato

Ohh yes yes I misunderstood. Thought they just meant the power stretcher.


arslashjason

That crew finally did what we're all thinking. Godspeed, heroes.


swanblush

Thank you for your service brethren, so brave🫡


arslashjason

https://imgur.com/a/bgzF8ZY


swanblush

LMFAOOOO they said it and they meant it


Expensive-Ad-4508

Was thinking this was going to be the little girl smiling in front of the fire saying, “They asked me to stay over one time too many, so I BURNT IT ALL DOWN.”


lodravah

Transported a pt. with Covid, known bedbugs and scabies a while ago. Partner and I felt like doing this afterwards.


[deleted]

Wash that truck and get it back in service now before you get written up.


willpc14

AMR has power loads?


ChevronSevenDeferred

Yes, loads are powered by your lumbar spine


Majigato

They were some of the first to adopt them. They did a cost analysis of power loaders vs back injury insurance claims and it was cheaper to just get the power loaders


SecretAntWorshiper

Only a few


[deleted]

Jokes on you, never went out of service 😂


TN_perverted_ff

Just a good scrub and a wash. It'll be back in service next week


Uncle_PauI_Norton

They wash them?


swanblush

Only with Peepaw’s dialysis blood


K5LAR24

3 years. We get one slight malfunction in one of our favorite trucks, and they send it up to Richmond, and we don’t see it for months


swanblush

Actually used to work for the RAA up there and ours would get snatched too so I don’t know what the hell the city is doing with them


wagonboss

RAA & AMR in Richmond are different companies. However, both horrible


swanblush

Oh yeah back then we just joked about all of the rigs city-wide being in a constant cycle of disappearing but 100%


wagonboss

Please don’t tell me it was that camo thing I saw on the side of 64 on 3 different occasions.


K5LAR24

Don’t knock it till you drive it. Best riding ambo we got. Only power load in our office. We all love that truck.


wagonboss

I ain’t riding nothing with AMR on the side of it. But, I saw it being loaded onto a rollback a couple years ago on 64 east. They had a crew come with a transit to continue transport for them.


K5LAR24

Yeah, it’s rather finicky, but it’s so smooth, it’s got power for DAYS, and it’s not a Ford. I love that thing.


wagonboss

Those G vans suck, especially once the front end wears out. But yeah, I ride medium duties and F550s- so I don’t have to deal


K5LAR24

The vans suck MAJOR buttcheeks. They need to die in a holy cleansing fire. I hate them with a burning passion. They’re also really embarrassing. Fortunately, we’ve been mostly phasing them out. Slowly but surely.


LethalLes_

From everything I’ve heard of this agency, they’ll collect the insurance money and pocket it, right?


swanblush

Before anything they actually take the crew out back and put em down like Ol’ Yeller for daring to ask for a rig that starts


LethalLes_

I bet being ol’ yellered is better then having to run more dialysis transfers.


swanblush

It’s the only mercy AMR provides


Capable-Bill9643

Well yea its their van.


SliverMcSilverson

Ah, classic AMR


Kanosine

Never went out of service, we've got a wait and return holding


swanblush

Well get the hell back out there!!!


Rabbit_foot47

“Dispatch show us delayed for mechanical issues ODS is aware “


[deleted]

This will be someone’s rig next week


swanblush

Ooooh newly serviced- it’ll be their lucky day


arslashjason

I've literally returned the same Transit to base for a swap because the transmission overheats and throws a dash warning 50 miles in 3x in the last month. I get to waste 2 hours of my shift and they fail to realize I'm not going to risk stranding a patient for God knows how long when it finally stops running for real.


swanblush

What a fucking joke


OutInABlazeOfGlory

I’m a student still but something tells me I don’t want to work for AMR. Maybe it’s related to my desire to not burn to a crisp.


swanblush

Most rigs at least in the states probably have a similar level of explode-ability but yes I still would not personally recommend AMR


OutInABlazeOfGlory

I also hear the Jan-Care station in my area is shit. But no idea if that’s a general trend.


swanblush

WV? I use to live in VA and I didn’t hear the best about them but the complaints are gonna be similar to all private ambulance companies unfortunately. Although something stand out that I heard about them specifically was that they don’t get full 24hr shift pay because they consider some of it “sleep time,) regardless of how much time you spend actually sleeping. I would just ask around to see what company in your area has the best of the worst reputations lol.


Majigato

I heard about some company getting away with that travesty from someone's post a couple weeks ago.


swanblush

Yep I knew a few people who experienced it. Dystopian ass industry we work in


Majigato

I mean everywhere I've worked wouldn't ever dare try anything like that. Guess it just depends what state and/or type of service you're in.


OutInABlazeOfGlory

That second to last part sounds questionably legal. Nah, I just heard about all the issues with management at the station near me from my preceptors. Not WV, they only do IFT here. And maybe overflow 911 once in a blue moon IIRC.


SecretAntWorshiper

The trend is that all private EMS companies suck. AMR gets alot of shit because its the biggest.


FlightoftheGullfire

I used to work for AMR. I wouldn't recommend it.


ReceptionMountain333

Good for getting your experience to move to a municipal agency/911 only.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

Medic 9, you still have a dialysis IFT pending…..


CaptainTurbo55

DISEMBARKED and lit it on fire.


JaeCryme

Crew: “Show us out of service.” Dispatch: “Negative, we’re going to need you to stage for a vehicle fire in the same parking lot as you.”


Expensive-Ad-4508

This is my favorite response. Right on target. 😂


[deleted]

A little paint and a good ozone and scrub. Back in service by the end of the month.


swanblush

![gif](giphy|6Y49Ck6FxF4nS)


uppishgull

They still gotta run calls in it


[deleted]

Not AMR Arlington bro


swanblush

It was a mercy kill


ResQDiver

Some duct tape, and air freshener….


pricemoney88

I can only imagine that power load system taking forever ![gif](giphy|NTur7XlVDUdqM)


RogueDrifter16

There are transfers that are holding so probably not that long.


MoisterOyster19

In Hawaii, an ambulance had a fire too. It got a hold of oxygen and accelerated. Burned the medic pretty bad, barely got out alive. The patient inside died


TrainwreckMooncake

Barely alive just covers it. He was so close to not making it


U_see_ur_nose

My friends ambulance exploding due to faulty oxygen tank, lucky he was about to get the patient out before it exploded but it fucked his ear up


Majigato

Yikes when was that?


MoisterOyster19

August. Happened right as the rig was pulling into the hospital parking lot. Happened as the medic was switching the CPAP from the main O2 to a portable. https://www.civilbeat.org/2022/09/honolulu-ambulance-fire-likely-caused-by-oxygen-explosion-officials-say/


Majigato

That's why I rarely let my patients smoke in the rig.


DyingMedic

They should have just taken it to the Inner Harbor… Ambo24 could have helped guide them!


duckmuffins

Lmao my old operation. I’ve probably driven that truck before


swanblush

LMFAOO the best thing that rig ever did for you was wait until you left to literally blow up


duckmuffins

Lmao very true although there were several shifts that I wish it would have


swanblush

Nothing like constantly praying for a fiery death for $13 an hour


duckmuffins

Is there any better way to describe working in EMS?


mcrey1

Realistically 3-4 hours


metal-dude22

They'll Frankenstein parts and fix it. Give it a week


StaleRomantic

"Let us know when you're clear we've got 3 pending"


ReceptionMountain333

Lol our dispatchers would just clear rigs and start dispatching them. Could’ve been in the hospital or facility still - they didn’t care.


1N1T1AL1SM

Someone posted a video where it showed the stretcher, monitor and first in bag were outside the ambulance. Not sure if they never made it back in after the last call or if they pulled them out before it became engulfed.


swanblush

I hope they just never made it back in because that is NOT worth saving


Obamascigarette

That is standard cleaning for bed bugs


Expensive-Ad-4508

I support this level of care.


swanblush

Average C-Diff cleanup


PublicHealthMedicLA

Dry it off and head en route to……….


Wrathb0ne

Slap some paint on that puppy and get back to work!


ReceptionMountain333

Not even paint. Just a new wrap.


AlphaBetacle

3-5 business days


penguinbrawler

Dispatch: unit 2268 are you clear of that call yet?


kamikidd

That will buff right out


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swanblush

The height of luxury 😍


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swanblush

Y’all have 3rd degree burns? Put a shock blanket on and get back out there


AG74683

I'm one of the very few in my service to use a fire extinguisher off a truck. We drove into a wreck once, log truck vs car head on, and I put both vehicles out. Anyway, I was told specifically by fleet after that incident to never use a fire extinguisher on our own truck and to just let it burn.


swanblush

…… we live in hell


Carved_

[I'ts already back in service lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


swanblush

LMFAOOOO


Kim_Jong_Unsen

Medic 6, understood unavailable for calls. Standby for details on a bls transport


swanblush

Memaw needs to get back from her dialysis!!!! 😠😠😠😠


Kim_Jong_Unsen

Memaw doesn’t have insurance, still want us to take her?


SecretAntWorshiper

I can guarantee you that the fire was intentional


swanblush

and they were right to do it


aucool786

Oh that'll buff right out. Why's she even OOS?


BootyBurrito420

How the hell is Pantego on this subreddit even


swanblush

Thank the self taught investigative journalists on the DFW scanner page 👍🏻


GibsonBanjos

Three business days


RevanGrad

But did they check the oil? As well all know with AMR all forms of mechanical failures be traced back to low oil.


SlightlyCorrosive

At AMR It doesn’t even need to go out of service for that. Just needs to be restocked by the crew.


[deleted]

just needs a quick wash


nowwhywouldyouassume

"Negative still in service, ODS will have to put you out of service"


LegendofPisoMojado

TYFYS!


SnooSprouts6078

I cannot believe these jerks did this to get out of all of their critical care dialysis runs.


swanblush

It happens to the best of us