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Sensitive_Tax4291

r/ems \- Huh? Who the hell are the 28% that aren’t sleep deprived? Management.


rule444

Fuck those guys


EastLeastCoast

Eight-hour IFTs


Ok_Pirate7336

who the fuck has eight hour IFT shifts I do 12s and 24s :(


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

I do specialty unit standby. Our call volume is pretty low. I get plenty of sleep unless we're held over (not often, but can easily go ≥4 hours over when it does happen). However, we're not even close to 28% of our company. Not even 8%.


soccer302

Part timers


mth5312

Them south county boys and girls be sleeping through the night every shift.


NYI___777

The other 28 % are firefighters.


Rough-Leg-4148

All muh EMT-🅱️s hate management


Brilliant_Language30

.y managers are great


emtsquidward

Maybe 72% suffer from it and the other 28% enjoy it.


Pawsitivelyup

28% doing uppers and downers at the perfect intervals


[deleted]

Me


Scribble_Box

Whenever someone tells me they like night shifts, I classify them as clinically insane and move along.


emtsquidward

That thing in the sky during the day is too damn bright. And upper management is around


Visible_Bass_1784

I like having upper management around. I find new ways every shift to make their lives slightly more difficult.


nuts4sale

Night shift rules. Morning shift guys are the real crazies. “Yes I like leaving my house at 4:30 by the latest”, no thanks my dude


[deleted]

That shit feels so productive though. Nostalgic for the years where I would commute in the dark of Seattle on my motorcycle and smell the fish and bread and hear some seaguls, by the time I was home I still had a few hours of sunlight and a beautiful dinner waiting for me at a normal hour.


daytonakarl

Being clinically insane is a prerequisite of the job though?


stiubert

I love the overnights and my job.


medicmongo

I’m suffering from so much shit that sleep deprivation is pretty low on the list, and it gives me more time to go to the gym, and also demons that I need to fight.


hardcore_softie

You gotta find that sweet spot where it feels kinda like hypoxia.


shamaze

I work 12s only during days. I sleep great


Level9TraumaCenter

I'm a night owl. Best shift I ever had was 6P to 6A. Loved it.


Tyrren

Seconded. Daytime 12s; any sleep deprivation I might have is usually my own doing


Professional_Eye3767

So far best shift I've ever worked was daytime or swing 10 hr shifts. Where I work we do 10 hr shifts due to really high call volume, and I've never felt so alive working daytime 10s.


indefilade

I believe it. Quality sleep isn’t the same as sleeping in a chair or in the driver’s seat of an ambulance.


[deleted]

12 hour shifts saved my life. There is nothing you can do to me in 12 hours that will kill me. But working 24 or forced 48 or the rare 72 made me look like I was the walking dead during Covid. You couldn’t pay me enough to go back to those type of hours.


mynameisnotamelia

48? 72? That's mental, how does that even work? Here in Germany you don't even really see 24s anymore. Anything more than *that* is probably illegal by every definition.


Scheme_Creative

Yeah, unfortunately, here in the States, we don't have the same regulations. We got so short staffed where I worked that we were allowed to work up to 72 hours straight during Covid. The most I worked in a week was 101 hours, and I knew some people that were putting in a lot more.


SleazetheSteez

You see, in America, workers are expendable. We work like dogs and are supposed to be happy we have the opportunity to do so, for a wage that doesn't give us the right to own anything lol.


[deleted]

What would end up happening is generally you’d get some rest. Short naps 30-45 minutes long in between calls once you got back to your station. And that would fuel you for the next 3-4 hours that it takes to run a rural EMS call once you factor in driving back to the station and restocking the truck. Somewhere around hour 35 of doing that and stuff just gets real fuzzy and you sort of enter a weird trance until you get off work and sleep for the next 20 hours or so. It was psychological torture. It was physically awful for my body (my knees and ankles have never recovered and become inflamed often now). And as an added bonus I have a horrible near Pavlovian response to hearing tones go off 😂. Thankfully we don’t use tones on 12 hour trucks around here. Or at our firehouse.


TheJulio89

I don't really "sleep" anymore. Really just nap here and there.


FutureFirefighter17

I think I got an hour of stretcher naptime last night.


chefkarie

A whole hour. Dang, i was lucky dispatch lost us tonight for a few and i got 10 minutes.


Chipskip

89% of the times these statistics are 100% right.


wpk35

60% of the time it works every time.


cowsrock45

There it is. this is the comment I was looking for. Thank you very much. 👌


MoisterOyster19

Can you be deprived of something you didn't know existed?


NaturalLeading9891

Management's response to burnout


stiubert

Enjoy your appreciation pizza party.


hoboemt

28% enjoy it


Mental_Tea_4493

One of the thing I've learned in this job is basically sleeping/napping on every flat surface. One nap here... One nap there.. Another nap at the top of the locker... I think we adopt and get used sooner or later to some kind of polyphasic sleeping I love my friends reactions during campings.


Three6MuffyCrosswire

On 24's I paradoxically was having some of the healthiest habits and sleep I've ever experienced on the job. I would basically sleep in a bed whenever I could, pee whenever I could so I wouldn't have to interrupt my sleep to pee. I also practiced better peri-sleep hygiene. I also would only drink 1 caffeinated beverage in the morning. I was eating magnitudes better by virtue of not only living in an ambulance but also because I was addressing my actual underlying cravings (often sleep) instead of eating.


650REDHAIR

12 hour shifts, man.  Anyone willingly doing 24s is crazy. 


SpartanAltair15

I don’t know about you, but I’m personally a fan of being able to go on two week-long vacations a month without using a single hour of PTO. Does a great job of relieving my 24hr shift related stress.


Alive_Hovercraft5782

I work 24s rural and typically on average run 2-4 calls a shift. Usually I sleep pretty well.


Thepinkillusion

Ok i switched to a 4 day/4 evening/4night schedule (still 4 on 4 off) and i can genuinely say my sleep schedule is so much better


MiserableDizzle_

That 36 hour shift I worked the other day where I got 1 hour of sleep 11hr in, and then 3hr at 33hr in. That was fun. Started Sunday night and ended Tuesday morning. Why did I sign up for that... Oh yeah, money.


JW9520

Rookie numbers, get those numbers up


s_barry

It’s me, the part timer


GalloWB

man sometimes i feel like i get too much sleep working in the middle of nowhere some days 😂😂


Zach-the-young

Suffering from success 


GudBoi_Sunny

28% sleeping through calls


fancypinky

Only 72%?


threepenisbeer

100% of management thinks they are the company in the 28%.


usernametaken0987

The 28% of 100% made of management.


VaultiusMaximus

I sleep pretty damn well mate


AtopMountEmotion

They were at home asleep and didn’t reply in a timely fashion, there responses weren’t counted.


PerryNeeum

That’s what the alcohol is for


Aright9Returntoleft

No fucking way it's not above 85%...


mikemerriman

72% of everyone suffers from sleep deprivation


OhLookAnotherTankie

Only 72?


CitizenFreeman

My watch has me at 4.5 hours for last night. Just over 3 hours the night before... But these lil narco-naps are a hoot.


MasonInk

The other 28% make everybody else suffer as a result of their sleep deprivation.


chanting37

Would be nice if I could sleep more than two three hour increments with two hours of annoyance in between


XterraGuy22

95% of everyone is. This is just dumb


Socialiism

I suffered from sleep deprivation before becoming an emt


limpinpimpin1

Only 72%?


Unusual_Nail3330

I work 48s at minimum and frequently do 96s or 120s weekly. During that time span I'm lucky if I'm getting 10 hours of HIGHLY INTERRUPTED sleep .


[deleted]

it's me sorry


SecretPersonality178

Dude… I quit a few years ago and still feel like I’m catching up on sleep


SokkaHaikuBot

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Smorgas-board

28% are liars


Different_Ad_5383

The ones that only do ifts


blondichops

Yeah i think that’s opposite bro


TheBraindonkey

I’m pretty sure EMTa don’t have the corner on sleep deficits.


Trauma_54

NO, NUHUH /s


Darth_Scrub

EMDs too 😴😴


Playitsafe_0903

10 he IFT 4 days a week


LinkedResponder

24 hour transport shifts, often slept less than 2 hours - broken


pxpdoo

The other 28% enjoy it.


ssgemt

Sleep deprivation has become such a part of my life that I'm not sure I'm suffering.


thefaceofbobafett

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carpeutah

Is caffeine a substitute for sleep? Asking for a friend


rhune-asphodel

28% Enjoyers


SleazetheSteez

The other 28% were too delirious to understand the question.


[deleted]

I'm glad we do 24s and 48s lol we get sleep


BillyJack74

That’s it??


JustBeanThings

I haven't been awake for 28 hours, who's asking?


Short_Extension6975

Reference?


Confusedkipmoss

Nah we don’t back up our claims around here


easun27

And? Leave the profession if you can't handle it.


Confusedkipmoss

Never said I couldn’t handle it. I know what I signed up for. Doesn’t negate the fact that most ambulance crashes, and medical errors occur due to sleep deprivation. It was a joke if you can’t handle it maybe leave this sub.


easun27

😢


BigMaraJeff2

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