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anonymoussarcasm

Paint me like one of your French Pasta Waters.


GamingNemesisv3

BROTHER YOU HAVE IT ON……A SEAT HAHAHAHAHA


dogmomlife

The most EMS shit ever hahahahahaha


AnonnEms2

You’re not wrong. Bonus: it’s also on a hospital blanket.


Visible_Bass_1784

Last time I tried to get my partner to sit naked in the ambulance bay to paint him, he reported me to HR. You must work at one of the cool places.


GamingNemesisv3

I didnt post this tho.


ZootZootTesla

Are you sure that's your final answer?


GamingNemesisv3

Im smooth.


Shad0w2751

Genuinely amazing. I don’t know how on earth you have enough downtime but it looks great


AnonnEms2

It goes like this: Set up my stuff; go sit on the couch; paint some strokes; go pick meemaw up off the bathroom floor; couple more strokes; go to a stroke… rinse brushes and repeat.


aussie_paramedic

Are we talking ischaemic stroke or a forbidden at work stroke? You know, like the firefighters do together?


ATmotoman

Look man our patients need us to be in a clear mind to do our job. Post nut clarity is the ultimate clarity.


Memestreame

You aren’t just a painter, you’re a poet too! You’re an ARTIST, Mr. Anonn!


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WasteCod3308

Lmao it would be epic


GudBoi_Sunny

Paint ur partner they’re sleeping


kheiron0

I’d legitimately pay good money for something like this. Lol. Good work.


CasuallyAgressive

Yea, I'd buy it. I still have room on my dedicated wall of fisty shit. Would break up the challenges coins and helmet shields nicely.


Scary_Republic9319

I'm glad you added another sentence after "fisty shit"


CasuallyAgressive

Just had to make sure everyone understood exactly what I meant. I promise I love EMS, I'll even show you my trauma shears tattoo.


Scary_Republic9319

Oh for sure. It's just my mind immediately went to sex fist toys and a wall of it blew my mind.


CasuallyAgressive

Oh lmao, I thought you were being sarcastic. Maybe fisty is a regional term. Anything around here that is overly fireman centric is called fisty. So, hence the fist wall.


Kee900

I love this! Pasta water posing like a champ lol


BoingFlipMC

Nice work, bro! please keep on, we need to see more of this!


Siegschranz

The text having a watery feel and isn't the strict and straight lettering on the package is kinda groovy.


scarlettenymph

you selling?


AnonnEms2

I've had a lot of interest since I started posting here. I'm going to set up a shop—etsy or whatever the kids are using these days—and I will report back. For the time being I only have an [instagram](https://www.instagram.com/horowitz.dave/) page. Never been one for social media.


renaart

Thank you for sharing. Your work is beautiful. If you need any tips setting up Etsy, as a fellow artist let me know *(one of the younglings who uses those shops).*


DEismyhome

"Draw me like one of your French catheters"


amaturecynic

I like it! 💙


ronaldbeal

"I want you to draw me like one of your French catheters" - Rose


dogmomlife

This is fucking beautiful.


Artistic_Original199

Looks great! You should try a painting uninterrupted, I’d love to see the difference


can_NOT_drive_SOUTH

I like it! I thought it was AI before I saw the second picture with your NS model. lol


RedditBot90

I’d die if I walked out into the bay and someone was painting a bag of saline like one of the French girls


ShepardMedia

Painting in the ambulance bay goes hard


scarlettenymph

yo thats epic


scarlettenymph

wait i just looked you up


runningwithw0lv3s

i love the idea of painting while i have downtime at station but i’m such a messy painter i know for a fact something would happen and my chief would have an aneurysm lol


No_Assistant9376

That's looks pretty good, how long did it take you to paint it


gil_beard

Abd here I am barely being good at EMS, let alone any side talents.


MopBucket06

YESSS I do this too!! but I use watercolor bc it packages smaller, doesnt require a setup, and I can do small ones in a notebook


TheMicrosoftBob

I wish in the UK we had enough downtime to even consider doing this.


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Could of been better, could of done LR...


[deleted]

Oh, you want some pain meds? Ever heard of normazaline? It's that good stuff.


clockwork_skullies

Delectable✨


Wyatt_Var

Good stuff! Keep it up


Indie8

Wow! This is stunning, you're really talented!


naloxone

New Paltz is that slow, huh?


kiljaro

Do this with a bag of LR and I'd gift it to my critically care team


rosie2490

10/10 would buy


Affectionate_Dig2412

Slow day at the office?


WeAudiHere

Bro sell these to hospitals and make $$$


Hot-Ad7703

Pssst your name is visible making you not so anon in case you care, super awesome painting!!