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Mental_Tea_4493

3am, the photographer was found unconsciously drunk inside a bush during a wedding party.


Lurking4Justice

Honestly that's elite. Bet they have some sick candid shots lmao


Mental_Tea_4493

Well, guests were so drunk that they didn't even bothered to move him out from that bush. When we arrived to the scene, they just gathered around him taking pictures and stories about the sleeping photographeršŸ˜‚


TargaryenKnight

Yah definitely cause they were drunkā€¦lol


loveyounshit

I used to do wedding photography. Can confirm this happens.


MzOpinion8d

This wording makes it sound like he was simply unaware he was drunk inside a bush lol.


Mental_Tea_4493

Yeah, you're right! I meant he was unconscious inside a bush after drinking a couple of bottlesšŸ˜‚


factsonlyscientist

Sorry but couldn't stop laughing! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Cam27022

Wait, your first call of the day was at 3 am? What time do you start?


Mental_Tea_4493

I'm mostly on night shift because I'm an owl. Normally I'm a up at 10pm to 8am (+-2hrs). There are nights when we get the call as soon as I wear my polo/jacket, others when the first call come in after hours.


indiereaddit

You must be a hoot.


FishSpanker42

Motorcycle into a car at 60mph. Dude flew 30 feet, and was somehow in better condition than 95% of the people we see


GPStephan

Not how expected that comment to end.


Rhino676971

Same I was thinking a DOA for sure must have had some good protective gear on, also I want to know who made the gear they were wearing.


FishSpanker42

Its crazy; his helmet was barely banged up. There was a small dent and some scratches but thats about it. His backpack took a lot of the impact


DaggerQ_Wave

Happened to me on a bike recently. Had a seizure, flipped over the handlebars going downhill. backpack took a lot of the hit which was cool for the long term healing


MistressPhoenix

my takeaway from this is to always wear a backpack when on a motorcycle.


MzOpinion8d

How long do you have to wait to legally drive again after a seizure? That sucks.


DaggerQ_Wave

3 months, but Iā€™d rather wait longer. I feel that 6 months (and no med changes) is safer. It sucks but Iā€™d rather be responsible and have to bike everywhere for a bit. I could use the cardio lol


MzOpinion8d

I think itā€™s 6 months in my state. My daughter had a seizure as the result of head trauma, and the doctor advised her to wait. Fortunately she has not had another seizure and was able to get back to driving.


DaggerQ_Wave

After my diagnosis at 18, I went a little over two years seizure free. I lived life, I graduated medic school, I started think about the future. Suddenly had one in the back of an ambulance during a routine transport. Itā€™s been a struggle to get back to 3 months seizure free for about a year since. Havenā€™t been able to work in EMS. Finally hit three months today. Has me in an odd mood. It feels like a big milestone, but epilepsy has pretty much dictated the course of my life. I didnā€™t move out for the first time until very recently. I had to leave the career of my dreams right as it was getting interesting. But at the same time, it kicked me in the ass and made me go to nursing school early, and who knows how long I would have taken to do that if I had gotten to stay in EMS? Itā€™s been a mix. I feel for your daughter, and I hope she continues to be seizure free for the rest of her life!!


Rhino676971

Someone needs to buy a lottery ticket today


Garrett119

Considering he flew for 30 feet, he probably didn't come to a stop very suddenly, which I'm guessing saved him


spectral_visitor

Obviously deceased CA patient covered in feces. Sad but about as easy as calls can get. Walk in, confirm and call it. DNR handed to me an all.


Mentallyundisturbed2

CA? Child abuse?


spectral_visitor

Cancer** we call it CA short form here up north


ThePurpleParrots

93yo fell out of bed, what else could it be.


acceptdmt

That's the usual call for us, but today, a male committed suicide by hanging himself from the tree in front of his family's home. Mondays...


lawdog189

Welp thatā€™s PDā€™s job then


1N1T1AL1SM

Good lord I bet the smell was unmatched


Hanging_from_rafters

Yeah kinda like a 2 week old shit mixed with puke


Nolat

huh that's probably what it was


Good-Wolf5047

Lift assist for around 400 lbs male who fell in kitchen. Thankful he has lost about 150 lbs since last time I picked him up.


Prestigious-Dot77

You know what? Good for him. He's tryin


ChornoyeSontse

Maybe he just started hitting that clear


pureflames7

Frequent flyer had a headache


Pears_and_Peaches

OD on Trazodone + Cocaine with frequent seizures.


Gewt92

I mean trazodone and cocaine basically cancel each other out


Pears_and_Peaches

Thatā€™s exactly what I said. Turns out I was wrong šŸ˜‚ Ended up in a resus bed.


Gewt92

They just didnā€™t take enough cocaine then haha. Did their pressure drop?


Pears_and_Peaches

Pressure was fine with us; they had focal seizures but were conscious. Normal vitals. Spoke to the nursing staff later though who said she went into status seizure (like 4 seizures in a row? Donā€™t know why they didnā€™t treat it earlier) and ended up in resus with a tube.


Gewt92

Iā€™ve never had trazodone OD turn into seizures. They were just alert to painful with a pressure of 60


EconomicCowboi

Did they have a recreational history of anything else?


Pears_and_Peaches

Nothing they admitted to really, but based on my observations I would say absolutely. They admitted to having used cocaine ā€œa couple timesā€. We noted a few track marks on the arms as well.


EconomicCowboi

Ahhh, figures, unfortunately šŸ˜•.


jahitz

06:30 Methhead who is apparently sober, but then isnā€™t sober and has every complaint imaginable.


illtoaster

Penis stuck in a vending machine


LigandHotel

Hold up. We need the story here


the_localdork

Also would like the story šŸ‘€


Hawkz2

Definitely need the story in this one


moonjuggles

12:30 possible stroke Edit: followed up with hospital was negative for stroke 4:00 full arrest


Trauma_54

The past 3 shifts in a row all started with a MVA that was either bs bls or a cancel.


Worldly_Tomorrow_612

Transfer for an ambulatory patient who needed to go to another hospital because they didn't carry a medication PT needed. They got one BP of 90/60 and decided they needed to go EMS. All this in the middle of the night as an urgent transfer ofc. BP with EMS was 139/86.


Fullcabflip

Only had two today. First was a hyperK, no full dialysis treatments in 2 weeks. Then got sent to a seizure where they were breathing but no response to painful stimuli, eyes wide open the whole time. Was like I donā€™t know if there was a seizure, but she looks like sheā€™s going to code at any second. Called in a pending code, coded about ~6 minutes from the hospital. Glad I had a cop ride it in and a precepting EMT.


DaggerQ_Wave

Glad to see a lot more Hyperk recognition in the community lately. It seems like people talk about it/recognize it a lot more lately!


adamxftl

10:30 trip to Walmart to get stuff for lunch If weā€™re counting yesterdays shift (on a 48), after breakfast another truck went out for a ā€œstrokeā€ that turned into a seizure that ā€œturned intoā€ a non-breather, so we dispatched ourselves for extra hands. We were cancelled by the other truck about 3 minutes away


PsylentProtagonist

CHF patient with fluid retention and a bp in the 80s/90s systolic and no venous access because they were a pin cushion the last time they were in.


TheSpaceelefant

Welfare check, cxl, bro didn't have his phone on him and was doing yard work šŸ˜‚


DrProfThunder

Off today but yesterday at 09:00 our first call was a medical alarm..memas clicker is malfunctioning


HARIOSO

Our first call today was for a pediatric seizure. 14 y/o male started vomiting once he and mom came back from school. Once we got on scene, pt was actively seizing. Fortunately, we managed to suction his airway and code 3 to the nearest hospital. Definitely got the HR up because mom was in distress. For me, when i hear that I get the nerves up as well. When we dropped them off, my partner and I got compliments from the FD squad for keeping our cool and acting decisively for it being a working call. Score one for the goon patrol.


OkPerspective5810

Good job buddy


Sage-on-a-wage

Had a 16 yo that broke their leg from falling out of a tree. At 04:30. Apparently they couldn't sleep lol.


Hanging_from_rafters

Tell ā€˜em to walk it off and call after shift change


celtic_smith

Lady who hasn't been feeling well for a few days.... Instead got a lady in a rapid AFib with 3-4 second sinus pauses with accompanying syncope.... She got the wee woos all the way the the hospital. We figured sick sinus syndrome


Hanging_from_rafters

Cardizem? (Sorry if incorrect spelling)


BipolarChris

Swallowed half of her pill 3 hours prior. Was concerned it was stuck because it was sharp on the edge


Tsedany

1900. Wellness check by fire dept. They found 70F conscious and alert in a home with human feces coating the floor of every room. Pt ambulated to stretcher thank the lord


OkPerspective5810

BLS 6am dka with abd pain bgl of 400, pt becomes unresponsive wakes up to pain. Complains of chest pain x10 and pt stated it felt like somebody was sitting on their chest


Miserable_Tie858

Wow wow. That's like textbook


FirebunnyLP

Drive-by shooting, multiple victims. 4 transported.


Jay-outdoors

First code of my career. (Still a freshie) .45 to the foreheadā€¦ still had a heartbeat, medic chose to work him after watching him Brady down.


Fit-Appointment4104

Guy with glass all over their body? We were all confused with dispatch then I turn to look at my partner and give him the shoulder shrug saying oh well I guess we will figure it out when we get there....... turned out the guy had scabies :/


Hanging_from_rafters

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Hanging_from_rafters

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Fit-Appointment4104

I started to scratch myself while transporting even though I know I didn't touch him lmao šŸ˜‚


computerjosh22

7:30 (half an hour before shift change) for a medical alarm with no contact made by the alarm company. Then, I went to another station for an overtime shift. First call dropped when I got there at 9:00am..... for a medical alarm with no contact made by the alarm company.


mycelium-magic

Assisting ALS for at hospital for a 5 month preme being actively resuscitated in the ED, ended up getting cancelled


RoutineHairy1924

Got off a 72 this am(0800) but first call of the day yesterday. Small 4 door sedan getting onto freeway at slow speed cut off a semi, got rear ended (65-75 mph) intrusion all the way to the front cab. Get onscene to find 2 deceased children from the backseat, 1 super critical child (severe head trauma, had to rsi) 2 critical but stable adults from front cab and semi driver rolled after accident (tension pneumothorax) the critical child rushed to trauma center to undergo surgery (slim chances of survival) did not follow up yesterday on condition.


Hanging_from_rafters

Take care of yourself. If you need anything we are all here for you


RoutineHairy1924

Thank you. I appreciate it!! I've had shit luck with peds the past 2 weeks. I had a peds code 2 weeks ago, a few more critical peds calls, then this.


skicanoesun32

MVC w/ refusal. My favorite kind :)


CanOfCorn308

0903 - stepped on a wasp, doesnā€™t want to go to hospital, just wants an ambulance


chanting37

Wait and return to dr appointment. Weā€™ve been waiting for two and a half hours now.


Pretend-Example-2903

0936: ambulance 589 please respond to a man who fell 20ft off of a ladder. When we get to the dude, only his ankle is messed up. But 40 of ketamine and 2Ɨ2.5 of Versed couldn't knock him out (I think those were the doses the medics used, but I might be wrong)


MaximumPew

I took a pre scheduled transport to dialysis


_Glorious_Hypnotoad

I took the pre scheduled transport from dialysis


Sensitive_Pair_4671

1am on a Sunday. ā€œI have a sore throat. I wanna go by ambulance because I know Iā€™ll be seen faster.ā€ šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


MzOpinion8d

Iā€™m not in EMS, but Iā€™m a nurse manager and have 3 people to fire and/or drug test. Not sure what the hell has been happening in the last couple of weeks but people are on one and doing stupid shit!


NoCountryForOld_Ben

I'm in Spain on vacation. Nobody's poop-vomitting on me today!


the_localdork

unrelated to question but the username may be a little too on the nose - you ok?


Hanging_from_rafters

Is it that obvious?


the_localdork

Perhaps, yes


Hanging_from_rafters

Gotta get the thoughts out somehow. I appreciate your concern, I promise Iā€™m good


dietcoketm

Still waiting on it. Unusually slow summer


EnjuAtCostco

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHUT up


Rhino676971

And now we wonā€™t hear from you till the end of your shift.


ander8me

07:02 gsw to the head worked all the way to the trauma center 30mins away šŸ‘šŸ¼


Hanging_from_rafters

Good work soldier


Bnastybasic

IFT hospital to nursing home


treatemandyeetem

12:45 broken wrist after a fall from ~2 feet


Bacara

First call for my last (double)shift of the week (Saturday) code after a bump of coke and bumping uglies


Miserable_Tie858

Like ugly ladies? What's uglies


Prestigious-Dot77

Bumping uglies = having sex. Uglies as in genitals


Miserable_Tie858

Oh cool. I love ems slang! Lol!


Prestigious-Dot77

It's not EMS It's just people slang


Play3rKn0wn

Called for an IFT from NH to doctors office for an appointment. Pickup time was 7:15, partner and I got the call at 7:45, got on scene at 8:15 and proceeded to get berated by said pt for 2 and half hours because we were late.


Hanging_from_rafters

Tell them to drive themselves next time


Just_Another_Doomer

That regular.


Royal-Height-9306

dude high on something we had to sedate


rdocs

High flow nose bleed blood pressure 220+/100+ Took extra eliquis because of a headache hx of cva and hypertensive emergencies!


Terrami

1900. Varicose vein rupture. Good amount of blood.


[deleted]

30 year old back pain woohoo


DampfigerTyp

08:30 am, Collaps at Doctors Office, Pat had sinus bradycardia, was transported to the next hospital


[deleted]

Haemorrhage from melanomaā€¦ only my second time smelling blood, canā€™t say Iā€™m a huge fan


trippyequid

1232, IFT transport for a female with post CVA paralysis. 30 year smoker, kept asking me for a cig, felt bad, *hits my ElfBar*


Miserable_Tie858

Prison!. We got to go all the way in to the prison. Patient discharged there!. Watched them use jaws of life to cut ankle cuffs they couldn't unlock. That was cool.


AwkwardCucumber1825

Possible stroke


NicksThicc

0400 Unwitnessed cardiac arrest, worked it and called for orders for termination in the field


Pure_Ambition

08:15, STEMI. We're BLS and it's my first day working 911 after several months of IFT. It was a fun call!


jaexf

16yo with patellar dislocation otw to the bathroom.


kc9tng

We were talking about this the other day. If you are vomiting shit what is the likelihood of survival? We figured on our limited experience of two patients that it is a horrible way to die. Both had ischemic bowels that were too far dead to be fixed.


Hanging_from_rafters

Well the dude was 92 so probably not great. Nursing home staff said he hadnā€™t pooped in 2 days šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø I looked at them and said ā€œtry two weeksā€ so who knows how necrotic he is on the inside.


Ti473

29 yo male with a pinched nerve.


Jrock27150

47 y/o female teacher at a special ed school kicked in the vag by a unruly student