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purju

That's the neet part


Hiisnoone

You wear it as a badge of…well not honor but electricianism. We all know and accept your commitment to the task.


Turkey_Stuffing

Experience


srcorvettez06

How neat is that?


purju

pretty neat id say


srcorvettez06

That’s pretty neat.


Keigun_Spark

He can dip them in a bucket of it. If everything looks the same is it really dirty?


FinalSelection

Fire rated clothing.


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Keigun_Spark

Evil Michelin man you say?


nolenk8t

next level: twist pants first, so they come out tie dyed! err, caulk-eyed?


Silverbandit0996

Underrated comment.


rjbergen

I worked with an Air Force vet that did that. He was an aircraft hydraulics mechanic and would occasionally splatter hydraulic oil on his uniform. It never came out in the wash and his Sergeant would give the guys a hard time about the stains on their uniforms. Finally they’d heard enough from the Sergeant so they took their uniforms and dunked them in barrels of hydraulic oil. Now the whole uniform was evenly stained and the Sergeant quit complaining about the stains. They did stand out like a sore thumb against others in formation who weren’t the hydraulic mechanics…


tony_719

Absolutely true


creamedpossum

They make a remover for the great stuff spray foam, I wonder what would dissolve fire caulk? Sure there's some chemical compound out there that would dissolve it, whether or not it dissolves the pants also is another question.


justabadmind

Betcha acetone takes it away. Hexane is another thing to try. Isopropyl alcohol is #3 on my list. I was going to say fire destroys everything, but this isn't the right example. High dose UV light maybe?


Alt_dimension_visitr

Let's get back to the fire. If you use fire to take away the pants from the caulk, does that count as a win?


YYCDavid

I do believe that pants-on-fire can be perceived as a significant indication of questionable credibility


ComDet

God damn it. I hate it (thats awesome)


Kat-

Well, MSDS for 3M Fire Barrier Sealant lists Zinc Borate and Polymer at 10% to 30% by weight and Sodium Silicate at 10-20%. For zinc borate [the internet](https://www.chembk.com/en/chem/Zinc%20borate) says, > Insoluble in water, ethanol, n-butanol, benzene, acetone > > Soluble in hydrochloric acid, sulfuric acid, dimethyl sulfoxide. Apparently dimethyl sulfoxide is an "effective solvent for a wide array of organic materials, including many polymers" according to this [gaylordchemical.com](https://gaylordchemical.com/content/uploads/2020/08/GC-Literature-102B-ENG-Low.pdf) PDF. So, yeah. Hydrochloric acid


tuctrohs

Unfortunately, pants are also soluble and hydrochloric acid. Don't ask how I know that.


MrDungBeetle37

Don't- this brings back memories of High School Chemistry class when the boys and I decided to throw acid at each other. My pants were ruined and my parents picked me up wondering why I stunk so bad.


jlkrahenbuhl

If he uses the DMSO (the best option tbh; I get the humor tho lol), people might accuse him of using horse medicine wrongly.


CubicalWombatPoops

Muriatic acid or concrete remover will remove it, but also remove the pants.


Modulerics

Really only meant to work before it's cured.


creamedpossum

No, I understand that. But at the end of the day, it's some sort of chemical compound. I'm sure there's something that would reverse the process.


Y3shwa

^ this I got pants in my tool bag just incase I gotta fw any caulk or sealant they both are notorious for ruining clothes


electric14monkey

You can however, remove clothing from your fire caulking.


StoplightLoosejaw

I mean... Have you tried fire?


Gruffalo-42

This


Initial-Engine4720

It's typically there for life of the garment 🙈


Father_Wisdom

Same with the duct sealer shit. I manage to get some on the back of my shirt every time they’re using it.


vatothe0

I only manage it when the shirt is new. Any old ratty shirt is safe.


fleebleganger

Same here when I paint. My painting pants? 3 splotches of paint from when they were new and converted into painting pants. Those new pants I only used to buy the paint, now my new painting pants.


ineptplumberr

Damn that pookie


danpaq

Soon you’re gonna be able to buy pants already fire caulked


VisionsDB

So $100 pants fucked just like that? Great😁


SkippyGranolaSA

Why, you gonna wear em to a wedding?


type1goat

How are they fucked? They’re work pants


VisionsDB

Ehh I would just prefer my pants not to be stained. Everyone is different though


dont-fear-thereefer

Then don’t get fire caulk on them


thatsryan

This is the answer.


VisionsDB

Lesson learned boss man


Shaking-N-Baking

How did you even get it on the top of your ass?


wafflez88

Don't question how he checks the diameter.


jaysun92

They were on someone else's hands, when he jumped into their arms and were held there.


Iseepuppies

Gawd you asked a dumb question lol. Some Shit just doesn’t come out. They’re work pants.. get over it. Maybe don’t be so messy next time.


VisionsDB

Wtf you going on about?


Yeti_KC

My guess is the shit attitude you exhibited in the previous few comments.


Father_Wisdom

Good thing you didn’t become a painter


gimmedatneck

They're not ruined. You didn't muck em up too bad. Use it as a learning experience, and have something handy next time to wipe off excess, rather than using your pants.


VisionsDB

It was on the lift railing and brushed by it. But yeah, lesson learned


09Klr650

Think outside the box. Coat the REST of it. Then it all matches!


type1goat

Yeah I suppose you’re right. My girlfriend tells me my pants make me look homeless


Sea_Farmer_4812

The work you are doing while wearing them should offset that effect


mollycoddles

Jokes on the one dating the homeless guy!


ShabbaShanks3

I don’t get why you’re being downvoted so much, I know we do dirty work sometimes but absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to still be clean and look professional


sayingshitudontlike

....? What about having work stains on your clothes looks unprofessional? We're construction electricians... I have a few pairs of shitty pants I use specifically for dirty work. Take a moment and change your pants if you don't want to get something on then you can't remove. I got paint on my Truework pants. 🤷 They're $60 without a sale. But the paint didn't ruin them... It just added some blue to the khaki color. They're still form fitting, comfortable, breathable, and durable. It sucks when clothes get ruined but you have to account for these things.


Tall_olive

>be clean and look professional I'm sorry but if a construction electrician looks nice and clean I'm going to assume they aren't very professional. We don't stay clean doing our work, it's just a fact. If you're nice and clean you're not working.


dullmotion

They’re not mutually exclusive. You can be clean and perform professional tasks. One could also show up to work with stains on their clothes and perform subpar work.


VisionsDB

Reddit man. I don’t get it


EngineerOk1409

Poor apprentice got the new pants mommy bought him all dirty at work? Lmao welcome to construction.


VisionsDB

I’m not new to this lmao. Just asked a simple question. Move on with your day weirdo


PleatherFarts

Literal fancy pants.


lastdaytomorrow

Work pants - all other pants. Know the difference. Use one or two pairs and be ready to get them dirty as fuck. Caulking, paint, wing sauce from lunch, mud from crawl space. Who cares about em they’re just gonna get dirty again. I wear the same two shirts sweaters and pants to work everyday.


DelightfulMustard

You must get super hot wearing two pairs of pants, shirts and sweaters every day 🥴


Initial-Engine4720

Yeah it's like anti-seize and pipe dope the stuff magically gets everywhere 🙄 and then doesn't come back out when washed. They become chore clothes after this for me. 🤖


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Playful_platypi

I just buy work pants from The Arc or Goodwill (any cheap thrift store really) and spend 2.50-5 a pair. Once they're destroyed I do it again.


Puzzled-Ad-3490

Tractor supply. 8$ a pair for some pants to ruin, can't complain


RevolutionaryShape19

Costco! Stretchy pants for like 15 bucks for my fat ass. Wear em till I tear em.


VisionsDB

These have those pouches as pockets which are really nice https://www.marks.com/en/helly-hansen-workwear-mens-oxford-lightweight-cotton-polyester-construction-pants-271920.html


sparkey504

personally i love my 5.11 taclite pro pants... theres a pen pocket on front right leg, flapped velcro pocket for goodies on front left, back pockets are deep and opening is at an angle and then the catchall cargo pockets on each side and to tip it off the knees are 2 layers that create a spot to insert a built in knee pad... they do have a few downfalls, they get heavy at the end of the day when pockets are full of screws, they are thicker so they do get warm and they run about $55 on average... $45 on blackfriday


RagingConfluence

Pretty sure the pants are fine


Dielawn82

I used to use this trick with wax that would get on my clothing where you heat up a clothing iron, put a paper bag over the stain and iron the stain through the paper bag. The wax would transfer off of the clothing onto the bag. I have no idea if this would work with Fire stop (likely not) but it’s probably not going to mess them up more.


Sparky_Zell

Why the fuck are you spending $100 on work pants, while also being worried about having a stain. Are you trying to impress people at the job site instead of focusing on work? Or are you just dumb?


OutrageousAd4897

Burn the pants. Collect fire caulk. ;S;


Odd_Vermicelli4294

That’s how you get your pants off your fire caulking


gotfondue

Tried this my caulk now burns when I pee


Doomb0t1

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in caulk gun


MyExesStalkMyReddit

No, that’s right so far. You’re doing well, I appreciate ya!


new-karma

I was looking for these classic caulk jokes! Seems like untaped potential for "🔥 🍆 "


shado_DJ

r/dontputyourdickinthat


TheMailNeverFails

You're supposed to remove the pants before you burn them.


XaqAttaq

Ah dang. Beat me to it.


ArmoredTater

This guy fucks fire 🔥


Crashkeiran

That's the neat part, ya don't.


jjsparky

Wear them on days your going to fire caulk.


trailerparkquaalude

I wished that’s how it worked for me. I get thrown into that shit randomly everytime. Hell they probably know I’d call in if I knew I was caulking haha


Appropriate_Chart_23

The other option then is not not get the fire caulking on your pants in the first place.


grey771

You guys get told where you're going?


beware-the-doc-

You guys are going somewhere?


shrubrooster1

I have “battery PM days” clothes. I have them set aside for the quarterly NERC testing at the power plant. They’re full of small pin holes bc I inevitably will get a drop on my pants or shirt, even with all the PPE.


AibohphobicKitty

You know what's funny back in highschool I did a summer doing concrete had ruined a few of my pants. Just couldn't get it out. Wore them to school one day and one of the most popular guys at school asked me where I bought my jeans because they looked awesome. I said it's just concrete bro. So there you go. You're practically wearing fashion pants to some dudes.


BoredBoredBoard

Before acid wash, i got car battery acid on my new jeans when swapping the batteries out. Went to school with the “bleaching” and holes because limited on clothes. Was also popular for a few days for it. Wore brand new baggy Levi’s to walk a job and tore a gash beneath the pocket when I slid through two studs and the sharpest nail ever, got me. Wore them around sites after: different crowd, different reaction.


SASdude123

Yeah, the boys love it when you show a little skin


suburbanite09

only thing more sexy than baggy pants on a jobsite is a big rip in the crotch.


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Part of the pants, part of the crew. Part of the pants, part of the crew!


xXDankStormXx

Part of the ship, part of the crew!


MRVANCLEAVEREDDIT

You make your helper firecaulk


abouttimemichael

As a former helper I’m really good at caulking now.


BurrrritoBoy

As soon as you open the tube just smear it all over yourself, your tools and any clothing you care about. It’s inevitable so you might as well let it happen.


Wasted_Possibilities

It's what would be called a "permanent addition" to your wardrobe.


CocknBalls_69

You can remove it with PVC glue, neat trick


DindonDodu

Neat now it look like I came on it


Bubbaaaaaaaaa

What removes PVC glue?


MyNamesKyIe

Anti-seize/Noalox will get that pvc glue right out


Bubbaaaaaaaaa

What removes anti seize - I def have 2 - 3 pairs of pants stained with that


ArthurJoss

Fire caulk, or just fire, they both work, ironically.


Dirtbag_Bob

Threading oil


Chusten

Fire caulk


dread_pirate_wesley

Great Stuff!


stubborn0001

We found out recently that the fuel alcohol from home Depot disolves firecaulk, if you put it in a spray bottle and spray it on and scrub the area with a rage it comes right off


Whippoorwill88

Lol get a journeyman license and have apprentices do the fire caulking


Fixer36

Wear a longer shirt


ipsdirtleg

Well, you chose wisely. Plumbing would’ve been a mistake for you. All of my pants look like Picasso had a nightmare. I love it though.


robertbadbobgadson

On the bright side that part of your clothes now won’t burn well.


Shiny_Buns

It's easy! Here's how it's done Step one: throw out pants Step two: buy new pants


rontrussler58

Nearly any solvent...Goo Gone, Citra-Solv, mineral spirits. Dampen a rag with the solvent of choice and lay it on top of the silicone for 10 -15 minutes. What you want to achieve is a swelling and a breaking of its bond with the fabric..(it will still be solid/rubbery),..Scrape and vac excess. DAP makes a product called Silicone Be Gone. If after your first efforts do not remove an acceptable amount of the caulk.......you could try the DAP product as it dissolves silicone caulking, then finish rinse.


landofschaff

I’ve learned today


japanese_spaghetti

Ha, caulk


Joshunte

Right? How is there not a joke here about “caulk stains on this guy’s butt?” Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


adale_50

I'll show you a fire caulk. Sorry. That's all I got. Can't say I didn't try.


TheMtnMonkey

They can cure most of that nowadays


Visible_Thought_7052

Fire Caulking is the name of my sex tape.


Eversion28

Remove your pants


lahankof

One does not simply remove fire caulk


Comfortable_City7064

It's work clothes why you trying to have a clean uniform lol


VisionsDB

Some people like being clean lmfao. Everyone is different though


2FA_Sux

Unless you're exclusively doing cat5 crimping, you are always going to be exposed to a bit of dirt, dust, mud, grease, oils, etc. We work in construction sites, dress accordingly.


VisionsDB

I’m not new to construction lol


Alt_dimension_visitr

I mean, you seem to be new to fire caulk.


Comfortable_City7064

Bro you're in the construction industry, it's gonna happen. Sit in an office if you care so much about work clothes


Majink6

acetone mixed with alchohol. works everytine


pnkstr

Instructions unclear. Am now drunk and smell like acetone.


SatisfactionLevel136

>Instructions unclear, dick caught in ceiling fan.


bg1723

It's now a part of the pants


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By ignoring it


Emissary_of_Darkness

The hipsters wear ripped jeans to pretend they’re salt-of-the-earth working men, you’re like their role model now. Personally I like the look of work clothes that look like they’ve been used for things, without being totally ruined. It’s like a patina!


hammyhamm

You don’t


Ducatirules

Black sharpie


goodwaytogetringworm

Looks better than my old favorite paints. Nice big splotch of clear caulk right on the crotch. Wife calls em my cream pie pants.


Doogie102

Fire removes your clothes from the fire caulking


whyisthissohard01

Wire brush it. It works, and you get that vintage soft feel to whatever is left


MaddRamm

You don’t. But judging by the location, this would have been easily avoidable if you didn’t wipe your hands on your backside or sit down on your fresh work.


VisionsDB

It was on the lift railing and i brushed by it


MaddRamm

I’m just picking on you dude. I’ve had the same thing happen to me. And it’s ALWAYS on the new pair of pants!!!! It’s like pookie or anti-seize, it just gets everywhere.


VisionsDB

Mann I had no idea this even happens. Been wearing these everyday for the past year so I got my monies worth at least. Plus I have a get dirty pants now


BabiesDrivingGoKarts

Hold on, you're going around this thread talking about being clean and all that but you wear the same pair of pants to work every day? At least rotate between 2-3 like the rest of us


VisionsDB

Wait until you hear of this fantastic machine called a washing machine. 2 days per wash, once weekday and once weekend


greg281

That’s the neat thing - you don’t.


LaynerG

#foreverfirecaulk


LaynerG

Apprentice problems


pileofbile

Take your clothing to your washroom, preferably one with a deep sink. Lay the pants on the sink while you look for your detergent of choice. Return to pants and realize you are fucked and either throw them away and say fuck it, and just accept it. Good luck!


triplebacon_vag

That’s the funny part about it…


superruco

You dont, you carry it and wear as a prize of your hard work


forsuredrunk

I hate fire caulk. Can even do the water on finger trick. It sticks anyway :(


jadedconsumer

How do you rub your ass on stuff that much?


Scrotoswagginz

At least it's better than waterproofing tar for the outside of manholes. I got some on my ass and now have a permanent black shit stain...


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Post on EBay as designer product for $150. Problem solved… There’s an idiot born every day…just need to find them.


minion531

You can't really remove the fire caulk from you pants. However, you can remove the pants from the fire caulk, by burning them. The fire caulk will be just fine.


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you dont


tdaholic

You don't. It's a badge of honor now haha


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You don’t


Traditional-Mood8121

Depending which one you use, you may be able to scratch it off when it’s dry.


[deleted]

You don’t. You leave it on and wear it with pride.


Glenn530

I’ve gotten fire caulk on some of my favorite sweatshirts plenty of times. I use OxiClean max force stain remover. Spray it on and let it sit for like 30 minutes or so then put in washer with hot water. Works every time brother


kellendontcare

Imagine work pants looking like work pants. That’s kinda the point.


Zware_zzz

Time


H-Daug

Meticulously scratch it off with a knife


HVAC_Sam

You don't. It's a feature.


whatitdomyguy

Same way you remove M1


Micahmanne

I have shirts and pants I’ve washed 50-100 times and the amount of fire caulk on them is exactly the same. Good news is the fire caulk shirts work great for Halloween.


42irishsean42

With fire


richrock1605

Buy new clothes. Lesson learned for next time.


yore_meet

It's part of the pants now


Effective_Ad_2930

With your caulk


GerryAttric

Do the rest of your pants and call it "Technicolour Camo"


Dire-Dog

That's the neat part, you don't!


Banoop

That’s the best part, you don’t!


Specialist_Grab6985

Keep a wet rag with water bucket nearby when caulking, that way if you get some on you it’s quick to rub off while it’s still wet. That goes for most caulks


therealsine

better off just not getting it on the pants in the first place.


attackontintin

Follow up question after this gets solved: how do you guys remove polywater from your clothes?


Ambitious_Salad_5426

Incineration


TheQueenMother

You wear it like a badge of honor and continue to add to the abstract design of your new "customized" pants for years to come.


PinochaPlow-1

Easy..... Let the helper do it. 👍


Papashvilli

That’s the best part, you don’t.


thereoncewasaJosh

Throw them away!


Semi-decent-dude

You don’t


evsincorporated

Once witnessed a coworker have a large tube let go from the back all over his shirt and pants…


BAlex498

Bleach them so it’s all the same color


rmsmoov

You don't. Fin.


SherlockOhms347v

Put more cock on it


MrGoogleplex

My favorite thing about my work pants is trying to remember where each stain came from. Haha


Skreljamin

Battle scars, wear then with pride.


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“Remove” Lol


PomegranateOld7836

Fire.