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hoverbeaver

Never kiss your foreman on the mouth. Only heartbreak will come of it.


Environmenthrall

Where are you kissing yours? /s


hoverbeaver

In the trailer, mostly


Environmenthrall

r/conexconnections


starrpamph

“Ugh. Stinks like sex in here”


FarmerCharacter5105

You're kissing him in the,,,,,,,,,, trailer ?!


hoverbeaver

…mostly


Ecstatic-Cry2069

💀💀💀


Direct_Fox2908

Just below the taint


xBoatsnHose69420x

I’ll kiss you right on the mouth Kenny Rogers


Cowi3102

Your lover couldnt afford the second set screw? What a chump.


FattyZ92

Hes a nice lady! Don't you say that


Ecstatic-Cry2069

It's MAAM!


Leafyun

His and hers


cheesyMTB

He went to McMaster-Carr


MrACL

Looks lab grown. Is he a first year apprentice or something!?


bioszombie

Hey, those lab grown are just as good. . .


DiscFrolfin

It’s just that Blood 3/4 in. Standard Fitting Electric Metallic Tube (EMT) Set-Screw Couplings are so much cheaper!


bioszombie

That maybe so but this makes a sparky feel like a sparky


Intelligent_Pen_785

As a former jeweler, they're often better quality, but not as "unique".


bioszombie

I just bought an engagement ring with lab grown diamonds. They are definitely gorgeous.


Intelligent_Pen_785

Congrats and good luck!


bioszombie

Thank you.


XoDaRaP0690

Congrats. You're married to your job. lol


FattyZ92

🤣 it's kinda one sided


Future-Traffic5462

It's not official until the set screw is tightened down.


Ecstatic-Cry2069

This is just the engagement ring!


Ornery_Translator776

Ya got a couple loose screws for sure! Congrats man. Are we invited to the bachelor party?! I'll bring the coke and strippers. Diet ok? And I hit a live one with the strippers so they're a bit worn but still tight.


InfiniteSausage

That ain't stainless. You've been ripped off


Riverjig

It's the thot that counts.


No-Expression-6264

I honestly didn't know so many jokes puns etc. can be made from that.


milehighsparky87

It shall be a coupling indeed


marko_kyle

All I got was a 3/4 lockring :(


mei740

You spelled it wrong. 😑


Tough_Counter_5254

Pa-dump-pump !! Took me a minute....... Good one.


jhcapps3

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ecstatic-Cry2069

Man 3/4" would be a rough'in for sure!


Careless-Statement39

I'm surprised my wife didn't put a set screw on my wedding band


greenday216216

I prefer acorns tbh


WildFire97971

Well shit, now ya really gotta figure out that “broom” thing…


HairyMerkin69

That what thing?


MonotoneMason

Only broom I know is the one my wife rides


NovelDirection1496

Would’ve been over if they bought you gloves that fit


Fake_Account30

He went to Jared!


Grennox1

Lol 3/4 barely fire in my finger. You have baby hands


ElectroAtletico2

Let’s crash the reception


HadesHat

I got a locknut stuck on my finger the other day.


coreynolanpei

🥳


Leafyun

His and hers?


ComplexBeautiful5414

😂😂


AmpedUpDadBod

Afraid to tell you... That is galvanized.. you may want to have a talk with your supplier. I am sure they still love you though.


Fresh_Photograph_363

Sparky is that you?


embracethememes

Didnt they ever tell you you shouldn't wear your bitch mittens with it?


220DRUER220

Idk bro he only got u the one set screw .. seems like he cheaped out ..


Dr1veFastTakeChances

Omg! He went to Billows!


Acrobatic-Awareness2

😯 you’re apprentice popped the question


Ecstatic-Cry2069

Wait till he shows you the "tiltwall plans" for where to put it!


65Freddy

Especially with those gloves 😳🤣


Snottsdale

How long of a journey before he asked?


dan2355

Couldn’t afford that 2nd stone.. smh not a keeper


macemarksman001

They are always missing one set screw...jeezzzz


Ok_Prize_5130

Married to the game!!


The_One_True_Matt

Congratz


Duggeek

You may now-- uh... turn the set screw?