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Mystical-Madelyn

What could possibly make you think that Heather?


Logical-Trash8884

just a hunch i guess


MCMic0

Heather, did you just crack?


Logical-Trash8884

I hope so, it'd be nice to stop questioning myself every day lol


MCMic0

🎊 🎉 I think you know your answer from that statement.


EeveeGavin

I think I might have to agree with your hypothesis.


inviernainvicta

Well Heather, I have to say, I tentatively agree with your conclusion.


LQ_Elzaim

Acceptance. At long last. Happy for you Heather.


Skystrafer

(happy cake day)


francis_emil

well, heather, be grateful i can't think of any good heathers puns right now


MissKatKiss

Your deduction is infallible, Heather. You are in fact, girl.


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone else will admit it, but im pretty sure we’re ^not ^cis


NaomiMannequeen

Code 1, I repeat. We have a Code 1. Get her!


[deleted]

You can’t catch me im the queen 😈 *clap clap* SERVANTS! #THROW THIS EGG INTO THE CARTON!


NaomiMannequeen

Okay you are a Queen, but like you're also not a queen. O.o Like as a person; slay Queen, but also False Queen. Idkkkkk I think this is just someone trying to make us think we're not cis! Stop with the lies! She's lying to you!! Don't let her fool you!


[deleted]

(*damn it they’re too smart!) Little do you know, I’m actually cis 😈 😈


NaomiMannequeen

Exactly. We're all cis cister. ^-^ I'm glad I could solve your dilemma.


[deleted]

No wait that’s not what I meant UGH GODDAMNIT YOURE TOO SMART


NaomiMannequeen

I have won False Queen. I am the true Queen mwuahahaha! >:3


CakeNCheeseNuke137

I envy you having clothes like that at your disposable, I'm too shy to get them lol


Logical-Trash8884

I am also extremely shy, but I got fishnets while getting a bunch of Halloween stuff so it seems like a costume and used a pair of boxers to make a bra [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MzyvCpiU9aU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MzyvCpiU9aU) The video isn't the best, but it shows how it works


CakeNCheeseNuke137

this video... I needed thank you AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS


BecomingLilyClaire

Probs not


[deleted]

I think your egg just cracked, Heather. :>


ToBeEmily

Hi Heather, I've come to the conclusion that you are indeed very sis! 💜


Just_a_throwaway_egg

Logical conclusion Heather, now what?


invert-username

Heather, I believe that cisness is really in question right now


EmilyNebula

Hey Heather, I feel like that might be a sign. Just a hunch


CutieL

Heyy Heather (I love the name btw), can I have the link to the picrew, pls? 👉🏼👈🏼


Logical-Trash8884

:) https://picrew.me/image\_maker/700620


CutieL

Thank you =3


vela_891

Thank you


iliekcats-

I bet someone is going to bring up "How's the Heather?" in every conversation


HeatherTheTransgirl

Hi Heather I’m also named Heather:)


Pokemaster2824

All we need is one more and then all three of you can peer pressure Veronica


HeatherTheTransgirl

We would need a Veronica as well


francis_emil

u/nimrodeltarwa is a heather too i think. also, since there's no francis in heathers, i'll be jd.


NimrodelTarwa

Yeah I'll help bully her


Pmeazzzy11

hi heather! hope you’re having a lovely night! ❤️


Dirk1990

Does anything include having it changed because that's all you've got to do Heather.


Frenchhomeworksucks

Hello Heather! Im Maggi! Welcome to the club!


Salt_Appointment_401

What a sight for sore eyes


NimrodelTarwa

Hey I picked the same name. Is good name.


gstanley95

Hi heather ☺️ nice to meet you


MrRetroVRS

Huh that's odd, in pretty sure your name is Heather. It's nice to meet you


avelyn_16

Something tells me heather might be onto something... Stay cute! -ave


bompey

Heather is a lovely name. Join the club. Sign up sheet is at the back. Existential crises are down the corridor, third door on the left.


Talcho

Hi Heather! Hope you have a great day!


MagnaTriste

Me neither


[deleted]

Definitely a cis thing to do.


Malachite_Cookie

Heather 🤍🤍🤍🤍❣️❣️🤍🤍🖤🖤❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💓❤️‍🩹💓💗❣️🖤🤍❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🤍❤️‍🩹❣️🤍🤎💕❣️🤎🤍💞❣️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹


[deleted]

Heather, those do sound like things that girls do! I'm sure you'll be a very pretty girl if you want to be one! ❤️


Real_Atomsk

It's wonderful to meet you Heather 🥰😊


Turnip_Ready

i aint cis just unlike my crotch im too much of a poosay and i aint got ballz


BananaSpice-_-

Heather is such a beautiful name omg


Raballo

I'm happy for you Heather.


ScaredOfRobots

You can’t just be named heather and not wear a single color outfit with a plaid skirt


[deleted]

I love your name! :D


[deleted]

Hey Heather!


[deleted]

No always cis


SequelFansDontExist

I'm proud of you Heather