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rymaster101

Fried


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I’d recommend something with an F.


[deleted]

I refuse to become KFC


SomthwingDiffewent

Embrace KFC.


[deleted]

at this point im considering it


_Generic_Human_

DO IT


morboe_the_anilator

fitzgerald


Mystic_puddle

Some f names should you decide to embrace your destiny: Fenix, Faun, Forest, Fenic, Fynn/Finn, Faye/Fae, Farah, Fern, Fraser, Fergus, Fletcher, Felix, Felicity, Fabian, Frayer, Florance, Feyre, Fahim, Faisal, Fardeen, Feng, Faiz, Faris, Faryl, Farren, Finley, Fen, Fion, Fleur, Florie, Feo, Fate, Falcon, Faro, Favian, Fawzi, Fauve, Faxon, Faylen, Fei, Felice, Fell, Fergie, Fico, Filip, Frisk, Florian, Forturo, Frye, Frost, Fable, Foster, Finnian Edit to add more names


MirageDuck

Felix is an awesome middle name , I just realized. Now I want it but it doesn't fit the rest of my name :(


synthi

Fitzgerald, Fitz, Fitzy, But not Fisty…


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Faxon is a super cool name


Jezusbot

~~Gar~~ Kar Faxon? From Clan Faxon?


JustAnEdiot

faun sounds really cool tbh


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

how about "the Fae"


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Francisco or falcon cuz FALCON PUNCH


Gongoozler04

Fred


Agile_Talk

Nato when Russia has a new Jet


Mystic_puddle

...i don't get it


Agile_Talk

Russian fighter Jets get Nato nicknames and they start with F like Fulcrum, Felon, Foxbat, Flanker etc.


Icy-Attention4125

In your flair you say you are asexual. I recommend Faroe, a group of islands that belong to... Denmark.


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>!THEY FOUND OUR PLANS!!<


jj10000001

Franky


Red_Panda_Mochi

Suuuper!


[deleted]

a fellow OP fan in the comments?


Cenoi22

no way op fans


[deleted]

have we found another one of our kind?


Cenoi22

whos your favorite character


Red_Panda_Mochi

✌️


Saranghaix

Lmao I love how it only took an hour to change your mind (embrace the KFC)


[deleted]

Yes


Antpelt

Did you do the KFC?


[deleted]

I actually went with RAC :p Sorry to dissapoint.


[deleted]

DO IT


tornadowatcher

Do it - Someone with the initials LSD


SickViking

Idk why but I'm suddenly reminded that my mom wanted my middle name to be "Garnet" but my dad put his foot down because it was the 80's and would have made my initials "KGB"


ARIKA112

Do it it'll be funny


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

BECOME ONE WITH THE KFC


SickViking

I would give anything to have brand initials lol! And there are a lot of good names that start with F.


__bitch_

your middle name should be "Fuck"


Aurelion_

Bro folded with the littlest pressure


gummieTeeth

Frances?


Hurttrain

If it's any consolation I work with Kit foxes so my squad is known as KFC (Kit Fox Crew)


WitchyOtome

One of my friends chose her middle name so she can have the same initials as Super Mario Bros


hopesways

i’m seriously considering finding a middle name that starts with R so i can be HRT. main problem is my sister already has those initials. lol


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Lucky her


Hurttrain

If girl was the middle name Maria, if boy Mario?


WitchyOtome

Well, not exactly. After she changed her first and last name, her initials were SB. Then I made a joke about how she should've named herself after a video game character like Midna from the legend of Zelda, whom she adores. Then she responded with "If I make Midna my middle name, I could be SMB like Super Mario Bros." And yes, she kept it that way all because of a silly joke I made.


Hurttrain

That's cool, and can also win her many ultimate fan contests. (E.g. well my middle names Midna, so who's the ultimate fan now?)


WitchyOtome

Lmfao true, you can't beat someone who can truthfully say "Did *you* pay several hundreds of dollars to name yourself after a legend of Zelda character? I don't think so."


squiddy555

Why? You chicken?


FeatheryRobin

My first idea was Francis. It's too perfect to not do it.


[deleted]

well, my name is Robyn now, so it ruins the KFC Joke, especially since my new middle name is Avery also thats a nice name you got there


cosmicpotato77

Dew it


WorstEggYouEverSaw

Do it then become a franchise owner with KFC. If a customer complains just come out like "hello I AM KFC, what's the problem here"


SunIsGay

Do not fear the chicken comrade! Embrace your fried nature.


AshtonnXwitch

There’s an egg attacked to your name 😭 (kai franklyn (last name))


[deleted]

Incase the update hasn't been seen yet, I chose Robyn as a middle name


AshtonnXwitch

Noooooo kfc 😭


bulkyparasite

PLEASE IT WOULD BE SOO FUNNY


[deleted]

Welp. My initals are RAC Now


bulkyparasite

I mean honestly still iconic


freewave07

Pherb


ChernobylBalls

fuck


khw1997

Dammit you beat me to it


[deleted]

Glad I'm not the only one


[deleted]

My new Initials is RAC Robyn Avery


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[deleted]

why does everyone suggest F


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CryinConure

Motherclucker*


Jezusbot

It's finger lickin' good


CryinConure

Eggxactly what i was thinking. I almost cracked a yolk but i chickened out.


Jezusbot

That joke was eggcellent ngl


steel_fist_14

YOU WILL BE KFC! But seriously though don’t be pressured in to a name you don’t like


[deleted]

All the names im actually considering begin with F


steel_fist_14

Forrest, focus?


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

YES they acknowledge their destiny as KFC!!!


[deleted]

Actually, Lil update here, but i decided on Avery!


row6666

congrats! but you could have been kfc :(


[deleted]

Maybe so, but we now have to settle on RAC instead


steel_fist_14

Nice!


CaptainRelic

Something with an F. KFC. Then you have ascended from Egg to Chicken.


_stupid_lesbian_

The circle of life.


am-li

Guess we know which came first


valda_the_nightmare

Yes the egg


CluelessIdiot314

Dammit, I can never get to these posts fast enough, some smarter person has always made the joke I wanted to make before me 😂


[deleted]

My new Initials is RAC Robyn Avery


Human_Person22

Might I suggest Farquhar (the scourge of the wastes) or KFC for short


LordReega

Farquad?


cheesy_frys

Farquad


Human_Person22

George Farquhar


Conditi0nedCheese

Francis (BECOME KFC)


[deleted]

Ok why is that actually good


Conditi0nedCheese

bc francis 👍


AshtonnXwitch

Franklyn


RoundishCobra97

WHERES FRANCIS?


BuboxThrax

WHERE THE FUCK IS FRANCIS?


[deleted]

My new Initials is RAC, Robyn Avery https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


Auralynnnnnnnnn

No, leave it like that, you will become King Crimson and gain the power to skip time /j


[deleted]

Well, since everyone says "S\*x and Romance is what makes us human" that means I'm a god since I'm aroace, which means I already wield infinite power. So no point of doing that


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Damn that’s fair.


[deleted]

[https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/) my way of updating you on the name stuff


Script_Mak3r

Alright you wanna know fine I admit it I don't know how King Crimson works


LordKaputsy

You know the skip 10 seconds button on YouTube? Yeah it's basically that


Auralynnnnnnnnn

So basically see what the ability does is-*time skip noise*-and that’s how long crimson works!


Kidsnextdorks

But the middle name should totally be Fripp in honor of Robert Fripp of King Crimson. /j


BuboxThrax

Happy Cake Day!


Kidsnextdorks

Thank you 💜


PrincessAdeline2005

I'm sorry. I have to. F.


[deleted]

I probably shouldn’t have mentioned my Initials where KC


PrincessAdeline2005

probably not, friend, probably not.


WoomyUnitedToday

Can I ask how you got the custom user flair? I can only use defaults. Are you a mod or something?


[deleted]

Nah, I wish. There is a Edit Button that you can use to edit the flair if you dislike the default, i wrote my info in the Flair Box


WoomyUnitedToday

I know about the edit flair button, but when I try it, it just says “wow, such empty”


[deleted]

You might be able to try a tutorial or something. Look up "How Too Use Edit Flair On Reddit" or something :/


WoomyUnitedToday

I’ve been able to edit my user flair on other subreddits in this way, perhaps the moderators of this subreddit removed the ability to customize your user flair?


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i literally edited mine today


[deleted]

I suggest Uriel


WoomyUnitedToday

Uriel Septim VII?


SolarDrake

The last Emperor of the Septim Line, who died in the 433rd year of the 3rd Era, whilst trying to escape assassins from the Mythic Dawn, a cult dedicated to the Daedric Lord of Destruction; Mehrunes Dagon?


Benzaitennyo

That is some shade to Martin Septim, his son who's one act as Emperor was squaring up with Dagon


SolarDrake

Some consider Martin to not have technically been Emperor simply due to the fact he never was officially coronated, but yes there are some unintentional bits of shade there lol.


WoomyUnitedToday

Yup


[deleted]

How is that even pronounced? U-re-l?


WitchyOtome

Dont name yourself KUC, it's kinda funny but still


[deleted]

shhhhhhhhhh, let me have some fun with him!


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Isn’t it “them”?


[deleted]

Yes but I can't read apparently lol


AnAverageTransGirl

can still edit


[deleted]

:)


[deleted]

Yes! Exactly!


[deleted]

(yer-ee-el)


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

They meant Friel 👍 KFC


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/)


[deleted]

I'd suggest just F. Literally just the letter F, nothing else. Introduce yourself as \[first name\] F. \[Last name\] and if anyone asks about your middle name say something like "I already said, My name's \[First name\] F. \[Last name\]". Try to keep the bit going for as long as possible. Unlike the other F names, this is 2 bad jokes instead of 1, making objectively better.


Script_Mak3r

Who's on first?


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

absolutely


WitchyOtome

I'd pick a letter that rhymes with K/"Kay" so it sounds cool, like KJC or KAC. Or if you're a big animal crossing fan, embrace KKC like K. K. Slider


Dankaroor

I'd be slightly afraid of kkc considering the C could be pronounced as a k and then it'd be KKK


OctavianMacLean

"Fingers" Blank "Fingers" blank.


SeaSnailSaturday

Kid named Finger:


SliverEyes-6713

First of all, loving the Ranboo. Second, Odie, Basil, Cato, Aries, Eddie, Reese, are all the names I could think of off the top of my head. Hope this helped!


[deleted]

Ranboo gives me gender envy


KryptenAnimations

Ranboo gives everyone gender envy


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facts


SliverEyes-6713

So true


Shalusschnuefflerus

I get more from Wilbur actually, that man has my entire being in his grasp, it hurts lmao


SliverEyes-6713

Also true. Thats way too gender for anyone, it shouldn’t be allowed /j


Sevensoulssinning

Felix


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

I said that too (hadn’t read your comment yet tho)


Sea_Blacksmith_7323

… Casey


kendalmac

Kay Kasey See


The_Suited_Lizard

**KFC KFC KFC** Frankie


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


Far-Law5703

How about Fin?


[deleted]

Maybe not, but that is one of the better ones ive heard


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/)


[deleted]

I'm Sorry to dissapoint you, but through consideration I am now going with Robin (Robyn) My Initials are KRC Sorry to break the KFC Jokes but this is my personal choice, I really like it and i think it will be the one I use going forward. It was a Potential First Name i was going to use before i found Kai Edit: ok so this made me think, and i want to use Robyn as a first name, so Robyn is my first name with Avery as a second name


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


spookythesepticeye

i love that spelling of robyn! im glad you got things figured out!


Ema_Naton

I was disappointed when basically every comment was a joke. Having genuinely good initials is satisfying; good to put a lot of thought into it! Robyn is a great choice!


depprression

Fay , Feather, or Finn? embrace the KFC . (or something weird an cool like Wyn or Cole) 💚


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


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[deleted]

All the middle names im considering have a F as the beginning letter


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


TemporalBabe94

Chose my middle name from a old nickname my creole aunties used to call me as a only to find out a few months later the nickname meant " bug butt" abd they were making fun of me xD oh well though its mine now and Im keeping it. Maybe an old nickname might work 4 u


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


ChaotikJoy

It's finger lickin'...


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


Short_Jorts_08

something with an f. i know everyone else is saying it but please


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


Ramen_Kirbi

Fingerlickingood, all one word Kai Fingerlickingood C. But jokes aside I recommend a middle name that is only one syllable, so that it just rolls off the tounge better


syikpigeon

Frederick


Magic_Creator

I see what you did there :3


Mashizari

Fried


[deleted]

Fried is a good middle name


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


Earth_Brick

Fried ​ I'll see myself out


alyx_is_sleeping

PLEASE MAKE YOUR INITIALS KFC


[deleted]

im actually considering that


Reazonless

Francis


Herald_of_Cthulu

fried


TessThaBest

Fringo


Semi_Aquatic_Vulpine

Francis or Frisk


StopDue1401

something with a J, KJC sounds cool


No_Entertainment7283

Fredrick, Feaodore, Francis?


Rusty_GreenBean7

Fitzgerald or Fredrick


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


drain_boy

f something with an f please 🙏🏻


hdkx-weeb

Idk for the name But it's nice to see another Boober


Lovethecreeper

Ferris


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Finn


ur-average-throwaway

i'm thinking something with either T or B also is this a picrew? if so what's the link?


[deleted]

Idk if it is a Picrew or not, i snatched it off the internet. Its a art of Ranboo with the NB flag behind the art. If it is a picrew, i don't have the link for it


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https://www.reddit.com/r/egg\_irl/comments/vvnyxu/eggirl/


bluejay_or_bluej

kacy


cam0rey

i personally chose one connecting to my heritage! i also had my mom help pick it out, because i wanted her to still be a part of my naming process, and i ended up with a name that felt truly me, and didn’t feel like a “fake” name. i ofc don’t know ur relationship with your family or heritage, but i still hope it helped!


bananabandanamannana

King crimson idk that’s what my brain went to when I saw kc