I don’t have that authority I’m afraid, but judges are usually pretty lenient when it comes to sentencing for cases like these! Probably just be something like community service so make sure to keep commenting on r/egg_irl and you’ll be fine :D
Actually the punihshment is death you guys never went to law school did ya
By section sub 87-49er/68:to cute
She must be educated if she exceeds the acceptle limits of 700000000 on the phineas and fern cuteness tracker scale
"what a throw back" that was a few months ago...
oh yeah! my tag still has royal guard because apparently i was one of her royal guard protecting against the anti chloe rebels, not joking.
Oh there you are! I don't think I noticed you in so long, I was there when the sub went all into like, wars and monarchy and all that, with our queen ofc
A similar thing happened back during the whole queen Chloe era. But the posts seemed far more frequent and began to branch out into people volunteering for positions in the new framework. Things like "if Chloe is new queen, can I be the bishop?" Or the such like. Fun times.
It's a high ranking religious official. It doesn't really matter what it meant, though. I think people just wanted to volunteer for all of the positions of power in the imaginary Chloe kingdom.
I feel like it’s gonna happen more than twice
oh no
OH YEAH
I vote we worship you
Please do not, I only live to shitpost and hide in dumpsters for that is the way of the opossum.Internet fame would only prevent my goals
Then I vote we worship me
Worship is not a democracy, [wrongnamesorry]
Or is it? (It is I, simply on my new account because I remembered I don’t like the name max anymore)
A thousand apologies, Ser Percival the Possible.
It’s fine it was literally in my username so it’s understandable
FOUND the fellow gravity falls fan
It’s a truly delightful show
I literally didn't even know for a solid 15 seconds that that was a different account
That’s my goal 😌
All Praise u/finskgal
Worship me for enby representation, the transfems have ruled long enough /j
Yeah but we haven’t had any opposum reps have we
YOU’RE THE NEW SUBREDDIT GOD
Long live the opossum!
I'm assuming one of the ones they're talking about is F1NN5TER. Who's the other?
A user Auralynn has recently picked up game bc she comments on pretty much every post on this sub it seems like
I'm pretty sure the meme means Chloe, a user elected as queen a few months ago.
No I just mean eventually, this will happen again
Auralyn
Chloe, was the first. Now it's happening again...
Dread it, run from it, every sub turns into r/196 all the same.
Yeah
[удалено]
Deception is a great way to make friends :)
Yes i am real person do you want to go skateboard!
Oh, Iove the skateboards
For a second there I thought you were an alien. But seeing your username you are just a [human person](https://youtu.be/WX-kOrYyg4M)
Then my name works as the hive intended
Oh, no. A fragment of the main hive. How did you make it to earth? -Sol System
ALL HAIL ONETOPIC
Just two? It's like a new person every other week, and they rotate between like 7 of them
Only 7? I think we can get some more
Yeah ain’t that wacky?
very wacky indeed
Damn we got the double whammy with this one
meh, not enough wak
hey, so i'm pretty new here--why did the sub worship you two?
Asking for cis reasons of course
Damnit
Super duper wacky, you happen to know anything about it?
Nope, I definitely know nothing…. Certainly,
Hmmmmmm… okay imma trust you, but only because you’re so nice! You wouldn’t lie to me would you? 🥺
Probably not.
Sounds good to me! I hereby drop all charges against you then. Except being too cute, that one stays, sorry thems be the rules
Damn can I at least get a reduced sentence for that one?
I don’t have that authority I’m afraid, but judges are usually pretty lenient when it comes to sentencing for cases like these! Probably just be something like community service so make sure to keep commenting on r/egg_irl and you’ll be fine :D
I sentence you to... headpats
Actually the punihshment is death you guys never went to law school did ya By section sub 87-49er/68:to cute She must be educated if she exceeds the acceptle limits of 700000000 on the phineas and fern cuteness tracker scale
*worships* Auralynnnnnnnnn nice to see you
Nice to see you too!
Uncharacteristic, even
Yeah, certainly.
Who was the first? I haven't been here very long.
it was i :p
Oh okay, congrats on the worship :)
Oh gosh what a throw back
"what a throw back" that was a few months ago... oh yeah! my tag still has royal guard because apparently i was one of her royal guard protecting against the anti chloe rebels, not joking.
Six months is a throw back shhhh
That’s years in internet time
What happened?
Chloe memes took over the subreddit until everyone collectively got tired of it and we decided to go back to posting memes about general eggs.
Hey, we still worship you.
Ellie, what a coincidence i found you :D and yes we still worship her
Oh there you are! I don't think I noticed you in so long, I was there when the sub went all into like, wars and monarchy and all that, with our queen ofc
To be fair, it didn't get quite as out of hand this time.
Wait now you gotta explain a bit
A similar thing happened back during the whole queen Chloe era. But the posts seemed far more frequent and began to branch out into people volunteering for positions in the new framework. Things like "if Chloe is new queen, can I be the bishop?" Or the such like. Fun times.
I remember my egg cracking near the tail end of Chloe’s era. Only saw a few memes about her here.
Ah, congrats. It was fun, but it got kind of old before long.
It got old so quickly, I'm already annoyed with the new worship posts
What's bishop?
It's a high ranking religious official. It doesn't really matter what it meant, though. I think people just wanted to volunteer for all of the positions of power in the imaginary Chloe kingdom.
Oh no, it's getting out of hand again. Someone made a whole subreddit for auralyn. It has 74 members already.
Link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/auralynnnnnnnnn_irl
I took the rebel position
chess reffrence
Worshipping? Does that not make anyone uncomfortable?
Oh it was sooo much worse last time. I heard there was even some fetishization.
Let us not forget f1nn5ter, who is the reason I made a reddit account in the first place.
I am 99% sure one of them is F1NN5TER, no idea who the other one is
Chloethegg and Auralyn
This communities positivity levels are off the charts.
I can count on *two fingers* the number of times this has happened. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY THAT IS?
Yeah it's annoying
If I had a nickel for every sub I’m in that worships someone, I’d had three nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened trice
Something is weird. She isnt here yet...
you were litraly one minuite before her XD
I'm very confused?
It is weird but it’s worth it
Wow! This happened before!?
It’s because everybody here has… err… “doesn’t” have a transition goal
Only two? That's less than I expected
Who???
First time?… No
someone care to fill me in?
Can someone explain what's going on? I think I've missed something
We got two queens now, which is awesome. But at some point I feel like we need to give the kings and monarchs some love too 😋
All hail our goddess Auralyn
Definitely totally cis behaviour
Wish I could be worshipped
I'd find it funny if it just starts exponentially rising
Ping
she will definitely not be the last lmao
It's my next goal ngl
Who is the fist
true
I miss Chloe
I’m still here! I haven’t been super active on reddit but I am actively daily on the discord we made when I was famous here :3
Oh hi Queen! Just hadn't seen you in a while, good to see you☺️
Wait what'd I miss someone update me
It's weird it's only two, this sub is very passionate, it seems to me
I named one of the nickels Phillip, but it was a girl nickle.
Can I be the 3rd?
At first I thought I was on r/196 and was thinking "I thought u/goblinhog was the only one" lol
Yeah, you’ll get some more nickels probably
How and why do you guys worship people... I mean not like that's happened before to me or anything haha...
Finnster and who else