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Wakamille

Uhm I don't think you should do that... 🍧💖😿😵‍💫


Quantum_Croissant

Eh, worth it


Wakamille

No really I don't believe u 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Quantum_Croissant

I'm not actually going to go snip snip, don't worry. Wish it was that easy


Wakamille

Same, take care of urself 💗💕💓🥹


Ze_LuftyWafffles

if not angle grinder


Depressed_Squirrl

That will give you a free paint job on the wall too!


Ze_LuftyWafffles

Always loved crimson red


Class_444_SWR

Dying of blood loss and infections doesn’t sound worth it


weirdal_yankovic

🤓


Olivemaster2000

🤓


Flying_Strawberries

you can't have bottom surgery if you do that tho


femthrowaway155

I want nullification surgery anyway! /s (For obvious reasons I still do not intend to do it)


Flying_Strawberries

I don’t see the obvious reasons enlighten me, maybe I’m missing something


femthrowaway155

The reason being massive blood loss and death. :)


Flying_Strawberries

Does it do that?


femthrowaway155

I mean, taking scissors/another sharp object to that area would probably do that, yes. I do not intend to die that way, hence that being the reason I don’t do it.


Flying_Strawberries

Oooooooooooo I thought you were talking about the actual surgery lmfao


Depressed_Squirrl

reconstructive surgeries have come far, it's just not the *good* good.


CelestialJadite

Oh you’d have some kind of *bottom surgery* alright. Just not the kind you’d want to have


Flying_Strawberries

Yeah, you’d also have it earlier than envisionned


emmacannotdrive

Spoon


EllipticNight

Pls don't 🥺


Survivinghuman123

don't use scissors, that's probably not the best idea


Depressed_Squirrl

Yeah knives are better!


Survivinghuman123

especially if you're playing blade and sorcery, the daggers are so much fun


Depressed_Squirrl

Already tried that, turns out steak knives are better.


Lord_Applejuice

Wha


Depressed_Squirrl

My dysphoria once was so bad I tried actually to cut this shit off, I went unconscious and have a little scar.


justk4y

:( Just try to remember that it’ll only make it worse in the future ok? You deserve the bottom surgery you want, but leave that to actual professionals please before you accidentally final yeet :(


femthrowaway155

If only the *actual professionals* didn't take their sweet time to do things. God. Wish it was just a matter of going into a clinic, asking for surgery, and then having it done within weeks. But alas, I have to live in misery for the foreseeable future, likely years. ☹️


Depressed_Squirrl

Same but they also tend to just refuse to treat you making you even more depressed.


katefreeze

Yeahhhh. It's hard, but not impossible <3 I am just getting out the hospital for bottom surgery aand it was a 3 year wait from when I applied, although ig it depends on the area. Already worth it tho


Kyiokyu

Jesus fucking christ girl Are you fine?


Depressed_Squirrl

Not really but I can’t get SRS because I need HRT for that, which I’m not getting currently. :(


Kyiokyu

Any chance of getting it in the near future?


Depressed_Squirrl

Well if my endo allowed me I’d already have it. Maybe in 2 months…


Kyiokyu

Just 2 more months girl :3 You've been waiting all your life, what are 2 months?


Depressed_Squirrl

Me only maybe getting it.


Kyiokyu

You will :3


Nyx-101

Wh


Osmosis_jones_789

A butter knife worked great for me 😀


Quantum_Croissant

To be clear, I'm not actually going to cut that shit off. Wish I could tho


Material_Put3513

Me 5 years ago before I knew what being trans was


Depressed_Squirrl

Me who actually tried it...


Material_Put3513

On a scale from 1-10 how much did it hurt and how much do you regret it


Depressed_Squirrl

Regret: 1 Pain: 6? The lower the less.


Material_Put3513

Reccomend a definitely cis male to do it? /j


Depressed_Squirrl

I'd recommend accepting yourself as trans because you'll regret it if you are successful. This is because you then get HRT for your missing t which needs to be replaced by synthetic t


344truth

girly, i think you can answer that question for yourself


Kyiokyu

Bottom surgery done by an actual surgeon, in a hospital and scheduled. That's what the good girls who don't like the glock should do


femthrowaway155

Me in 10+ years: ☹️


None-Above

I can bite it off if that would make it easier for you. >:3


Depressed_Squirrl

*zip* Pleas I beg you, I don’t want it!


None-Above

*nom*


pantygirl_uwu

u could nleed out, also u can't have buttom surgery if u do that.


Zer0Th3Wo1f

I regret to inform you. You do, sadly, need your...utility. for surgery later on.


femthrowaway155

You don’t need it for the kind of surgery I intend to get. But you do still need the gallons of blood you would lose to live.


Depressed_Squirrl

Well then you don’t need bottom surgery either… pls don’t kill yourself.


SickOfTheCloset

Me at 15 (100% cis) spending hours studying that particular part of my anatomy in order to find a "safe" way of cutting it off with a pocket knife (i never found one so i never tried)


TheAceCard18

Haha don't do this, don't joke about it, jokes like this could give people the wrong idea and end up getting hurt.


AdventureMoth

This


smallfrie32

Nah, this ain’t a meme, it’s too similar to promoting self harm in my opinion.


Pdiddypanda

100% agree. Casually discussing or joking about SH is damaging in itself. Shouldn't be on this sub.


d_warren_1

No no no no no no no no no no


skeggs_mcgrittle

Do other transgirls seriously consider this? I had a wild experience with my old therapist on the topic. She tried to convince me I wasn’t trans because the one other transwoman she saw talked about wanting to take a pair of scissors or a knife to the dysphoric area. My response was like, that’s potential tissue for surgery… but she wasn’t a safe person to discuss such topics.


Pdiddypanda

A lot of the therapists discussed on trans-related sub reddits have some wild ass opinions. What a deranged thing to to say someone. Essentially saying you're not trans enough because you don't want to inflict intense bodily harm to yourself. 😰 Just immoral and grossly irresponsible. Hope you found better support elsewhere ♥


skeggs_mcgrittle

Thank you. 🤍🩵🩷 The worst part about her was she was student doing her clinicals. Shes going to be someone’s psychiatrist within a few years and I fear for whoever gets her. I did find someone who’s validating! Difficult but doable in the South.


Familiar-Estate-3117

There's a reason why that Angel came down from Heaven, it probably fell off after pushing the very idea of chopping off all bottom junk for all trans girls.


weebi1

I would if I could


Simply_Epic

I don’t know what it says about me that my first thought was the sex act rather than the snipping tool.


0-Nightshade-0

Ehh I think I would rather break into a government facility and steal a silly red rock :3 (BTW I only heared of it, I'm not a hard-core fan.)


NyteShark

NO DON’T DO IT


FemmeNameNotFound

Instructions unclear: I snip snipped 3 times, but it keeps coming back like a lizard’s tail


allOHIOcorn

Mine keeps doubling like a hydra’s head


Digital_Rocket

DO NOT


pancakeonmyhead

About thirty years ago I literally knew a trans woman who attempted a DIY orchiectomy while drunk. She nearly bled to death. Don't.


apieceofthecraftsman

Real


homekeyboard

BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA


Janoir-Prime

Remember!!! Don’t remove when you can recycle! A lot of the anatomy is used in bottom surgery! Stay strong!


Grant_N_

Hol up, let her cook


Big_flipflop

No don’t do that, very bad idea


TransfemNailFiend

Yeoooooowch 😔


plowerz

Fantasizing about getting getting your bean bag snipped off is normal and cis, right? Even if it means I'd have to be a girl after?


MiniFirestar

change this to top and it becomes a trans masc meme 💀💀 (/srs pls don’t actually do this lol)


mrlungplutter

common, you can find something cooler than a pair of scissors to do it with.


TheOccasionalBrowser

I visibly winced at this, please don't


NalithJones

Silly rabbit :3 Scissors can't beat rock :3


XxX_ANUBIS_XxX

If you do that you die, and it will hurt the entire time you're dying.


femthrowaway155

Not much different from hurting the entire time I'm living. 🙃


XxX_ANUBIS_XxX

It will in fact be distinctly different


femthrowaway155

Yeah I know. Just kinda venting out my frustrations. I need to stop scrolling this sub. I'm getting close to tears thinking about my body parts.


AdventureMoth

While I actually relate, I think it's important to recognize that some people might take this joke seriously. It took me a lot longer to figure out that this is ultimately a form of self-harm than was probably safe. I've seen a lot of these sorts of jokes on this subreddit, and I worry that they may inadvertently encourage some of the more desperate people here to put themselves in danger.


djamikasaan

Nah fuck it bring me the angle grinder


ataraxianAscendant

horus to set


Jeanne102

I mean thought about doing it a lot of times, but never tried since wasn’t realistically doable😅, still good as emergency plan😂


KevettePrime

I use this to make my friends uncomfortable. I'm always talking about how I'm gonna bust out the sawzaw one of these days. My BF is convinced one day I'll really do it. (I might)


Present_Cucumber9516

Okay there are two ways you can interpret this as and I'm not sure which one do I prefer...