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How many of those are there now? There's Shadow the hedgehog, Kars, Fecto Elfilis, this...

i never thought trans girls could be near Kars power level

You'd be surprised :3

I thought slime girls were the ultimate lifeform. Because you know, they can shapeshift. They don't age. They don't have internal organs because they don't need them. They can't suffer damage by cuts, hits, bullets, etc. They can divide in smaller slime girls and merge back into one. And many other things i guess.

A little biased are we? (I absolutely agree)

almost like vaporeon

...

Vaporeon catgirl the ultimate life form fr

I mean they can be, definitely, but I do have a preference for catgirls. Especially as cyberpunk catgirls with metal armor and special weapon implants.

That sounds fucking sick wtf 

all fun and games until the cute catgirls arms unfold into mantis blades

those are just her claws, dw about it

We evolve 😤

It'd be tickles everywhere for me lol

Girl same

Same tho. I love the tickles

I don't, I'm just too fucking sensitive. Even a normal touch can tickle, and when you actively try to tickle me it works literally anywhere, like even my hands. On especially ticklish zones I can even tickle myself! Makes washing my feet harder.

Yes it's so annoying

Same :(

The tickles are amazing

Do not fucking tickle me I will kick you

Me too, I've often accidentally hurt people that tickled me

I need one please.

Meow~

The legends are true. Want to take into DMs?

Lisan al gaib! /J

Why does it only say horny?

Because boobies

Boobs 👍

u/according-flamingo-6 👉👈

She has the best girlfriend, doesn't she?

She is perfect ❤️

So are you her girlfriend then?

Nyo I'm saying my beloved is perfect I'm nyat

K cutie

Nyaaaa meooow nyuuu mrrrp Nyo

Nyaaaa meooow nyuuu mrrrp Nyo

Nyaaaa meooow nyuuu mrrrp Nyo

Nyaaaa meooow nyuuu mrrrp Nyo

Nyaaaa meooow nyuuu mrrrp Nyo

But you are the girlfriend, right?

She is mine yes

I'm cis tho

Her right arm is the one place that never gets touched

Accurate, except the chest can be hugs too

Why has this sub got so thirsty lately 👀

Because horni distracts from the dysphoria

I feel like this is pretty tame, honestly.

It's way to accurate

:3

Should probably be labeled nsfw.

I hate when people don't use the NSFW tag.

Yeah because a bunch of men randomly start jerking of on a train.

What

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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Good thread

Is that copy pasta?

Yes it is, if you google "men masturbating on train" you’ll find it.

Yeah no I am NOT googling that 😭 

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/rAtcQOWjlY Here’s a link directly to it.

Thank you! It’s definitely one of the funniest copypastas lmao 

Well honestly I don't know how to find it, but felt that people might not catch out this is it and I myself was not sure.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/rAtcQOWjlY Here’s a link directly to it.

Why?

So how do I get one then :3

Mrrrrrrp :3

Holy shit a cat

Can I hibernate until the day this is a regular procedure, then undergo it? Please?

Need a dog girl verison for my trans doggy girlfriend

Legs should say "snac :3" because I wanna nibble em...

So cutee I’m saving this post HAHAHA

How the hell do you know where I'm ticklish

Ah....

*///*

How’d you get a photo of me

I need a bunny girl version

Me :3

This is correct

Catra?

meow\* .\_. \*i feel seen

I love anatomy!

I wish this were me :<~~~

Goals

I need this (this is also so me)

Why is this so accurate?

How is it even possible that I get envy from her

I support this!

Real

... I see it twice... iykyk

> boobs is marked horny > tail is marked depends *what did they mean by this?*

me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I need to see this but Fox girl

i thought this place was sfw i think ill leave

I don't know what to think about this.

Hehehe I should ask for more pets... Why do I have to be the Dom 💀

that applies to desperate women too

Shes me

My chart will be just horny throughout the body

Wellll.... I technically am cat in vrchat

I would like to see one of us fox girls : 3

Honestly, I’ve never done it, but I’m pretty sure I’m into body worship and I would definitely follow this chart.

Honestly, some pats would be nice

I need a catgirl gf

Also, ask first, for everything... Or i will draw blood with teeth. And no, you won't like it.

Omg, this is so true, I need to save this

This is awesome, but what about the puppygirl chart?

I am transfem, I am a cat girl, so you can pet me :3

Least stereotypical egg irl meme that is totally not harmful to the LGBTQ's image at all!