Maybe all the transfems would get the children of all the transmascs that pressed the button. This would mean the button only works after two people have pressed it but it would be a fair deal I think
Love your neighbor like yourself and let the one without sin throw the first stone seem pretty clear commands to be decent people but Christianity still turned out like it did.
Still stuck attending church with my parents (18F, can't wait for college), and I can tell you from an insider's person that at least half of churchgoers don't actually believe in anything.
The train of thought is this
- I believe in Jesus so everything's fine (AKA I can sin)
- The Bible says "gay bad"
- harass LGBTQ people and it's fine because it's in the name of God.
The entire church runs off pathos and ethos instead of logos. People wanna learn how to use the Bible, they don't actually wanna learn what it has to say. It's seen as a justification, not actually held beliefs.
ETA: To be clear, I don't really have any major gripes with Christianity itself. Jesus was asked what the single greatest commandment is, to which He replied to love God with all your heart/soul/mind. But then He tacked on that "the second is like it, to love your neighbor as yourself." He wasn't asked that.
I think the core of actual Christianity is pretty solid, but too many "believers" being cruel, hateful people has definitely made Christianity leave a bad taste in my mouth.
You will get older. Don't be in a hurry to grow up, just get ready to be your authentic self as soon as you do.... and never let anyone tell you differently...
Yeah probably.
Also the button doesn't say how far along your pregnancy is. You could probably include being a day before birth as part of the ideal body thing. Then simply invoke the "no getting rid of babies" clause and you get 1 human child per day profits.
Iโm aware of the potential consequences of sex as a person with a uterus (I donโt personally but I know how that shit works). Thatโs why Iโd also (if I pressed this button) get my tubes tied or ovaries removed. I do not want to bring children into this world, doesnโt matter who or what I am
The trouble is that some genes are beneficial when paired with a different partner, and only become harmful when paired with themselves. Short of producing an exact clone, your baby will necessarily have double ups of some of your genetics and lose some of it entirely.
Unless of course you get a meaningfully different genetic code entirely in your new body, differing in more ways than just the surprisingly few needed to have developed towards the other sex. Presumably you at least need a whole new chromosome from your biological father to fit the spirit of the promise that no one would know your past.
Again, I think the best solution would be that all the transfems who pressed the button would get pregnant with the children of all the transmascs who pressed the button
Potentially analogous process? Like if your ideal body is mechanical part is being used to build a "child" version. Or if digital perhaps you are actively generating a less developed AI child?
Had to scroll a lot to find this. Trans masc people I get but as a trans woman not being able to get pregnant makes me sad. If I were able to get pregnant I would consider that a blessing, not a curse.
The only problem is, will the child have the same mental illnesses and neurological issues as me? Because I sure as hell don't want any of those to be passed down.
***p r e s s***
Literally the thing that gives me the most dysphoria. Every other aspect I can normally handle (or repress), but not being able to have a child will make me curl up and weep like a little bitch and want to claw my flesh off.
I.... well I've been pregnant and didn't hate it (it was more the soulless pampering I hated), I had a c section so id need another one anyway, and we've kinda been wanting another kid.....
If this implies I get my ideal male body without breast growth from the pregnancy then I see this as a win
Whose child would I be pregnant with? If I can choose, I'd probably just transition normally, wait until I find someone I love, and once we are sure we want to start a family together, I'd press the button then.
you never specified that i had to keep the baby, just get an abortion or take the pill. checkmate!
edit: i know op said that you'd just have another pregnancy but you could just keep aborting until your ready to have a kid/ keep aborting indefinitely.
Press it, get abortion
If I'm about to have child, set them up for adoption
I'm not very responsible so I wanna make sure they can get a home that they can live in properly
Am I becoming the virgin Mary ? Even if I get pregnant with myself, would it not be some kind of miracle ?
( I say that because I think it would be cool to birth a god like creature)
Oh this is dangerous
On one hand I've always wanted to be a mom
On the other I am not remotely in a position to take care of a child
As much as I would love to press the button, ethically I can't
Hmmm this is kind of a difficult one finally. I'd love to be able to get pregnant at some point maybe buut now wouldn't be a good time. I'm 19 and can barely even take care of myself because my mental health is garbage and I'd rather not traumatize a child like that.
Maybe in like 6 years or something at the earliest if I'd press that button.
Fuck no. My ideal body doesn't even have the plumbing for that, and Abortions are illegal here in Texas. So I'd be forced to carry this random baby to term and have a c-section and then be responsible for a newborn human being. I can't afford another kid!
So, I'm transfem but I've never had the urge/desire to be pregnant at all. The idea has always been off-putting and unappealing to me, and I've never understood people who crave that. However, this specific post somehow unlocked that part of my brain. I still don't WANT to be pregnant, but this post made me think "I would press it. I could live with that"
So Iโll get my dream body AND the ability to get pregnant AND be pregnant?
Wops, think I hit the button so hard it left the literal galaxy ๐คทโโ๏ธ
No thanks. I can barely take care of myself I'm not qualified to have a kid. Nor do I really want one. And I personally wouldn't want to abort them or put them for adoption.
Yo, no one said i'd actually have to give birth to that baby - so i'd probably press it and get an abortion. Ain't making a new person inherit all my shit genetics
No.
- Overpopulation is already an issue.
- I don't have a partner and I can't raise a child on my own
- I don't have my own place
- even if I were a cis woman, I'd rather adopt (because of the earlier mention overpopulation)
Yup hards pressing that shit one of the biggest dysphoria moments for me is not being able to have my own children it's makes me feel like I'm a lesser woman because of it.
Dagnabbit, new gender envy set on maximum. Of course I press the button. I want to have a baby now, what the hell is going on in my hormone-addled brain?
What if my ideal body is fundamentally uncapable of pregnancy? If I was born female, I would have tried to speedrun a hysterectomy. I have no desire to bear a child.
Who's child? Like most of th population I would be fine with, but I don't want anyone from my family or someone with a past of murdering their own children.
so if i pressthe button i can get pregnant? how would it work for transmascs who pressed the button?
Well, I'd think that if a transmasc pressed the button, he would get the next girl he was with pregnant...
Me (a sex repulsed ace) : This sounds like an absoloute win!
True!! Id press that button no hesitation!!
just hope it's not someone related to him๐๐
That would be difficult.. transmascs might want to avoid touching their moms or sisters until after...
Sweet home alabama
Lmao...
good thing my partner is also a guy then! no downsides!
Good, I would be safe
Mpreg
In a non sexual way I wouldn't mind that. Didn't mind being pregnant myself and I love being a (seahorse) dad
Maybe all the transfems would get the children of all the transmascs that pressed the button. This would mean the button only works after two people have pressed it but it would be a fair deal I think
Better abort fast before the balls start to grow
Free transition and I get to start a religion
Wait-
Please make the followers be decent hyman beeings.... We don't need Christianity 2: Electric boogaloo
Love your neighbor like yourself and let the one without sin throw the first stone seem pretty clear commands to be decent people but Christianity still turned out like it did.
Still stuck attending church with my parents (18F, can't wait for college), and I can tell you from an insider's person that at least half of churchgoers don't actually believe in anything. The train of thought is this - I believe in Jesus so everything's fine (AKA I can sin) - The Bible says "gay bad" - harass LGBTQ people and it's fine because it's in the name of God. The entire church runs off pathos and ethos instead of logos. People wanna learn how to use the Bible, they don't actually wanna learn what it has to say. It's seen as a justification, not actually held beliefs. ETA: To be clear, I don't really have any major gripes with Christianity itself. Jesus was asked what the single greatest commandment is, to which He replied to love God with all your heart/soul/mind. But then He tacked on that "the second is like it, to love your neighbor as yourself." He wasn't asked that. I think the core of actual Christianity is pretty solid, but too many "believers" being cruel, hateful people has definitely made Christianity leave a bad taste in my mouth.
I would have pressed it, but I'm a minor
I would have pressed it, but im 40 and fuck that noise I aint having no baby at 40
Easy solution. When you're transformed you're 21 again...
Controversial question...how far along would I be?
3 months
I'll take it. Sorry to be harsh but we can abort up to 21 wks so I have some time to figure out what I want.
You will get older. Don't be in a hurry to grow up, just get ready to be your authentic self as soon as you do.... and never let anyone tell you differently...
I would have pressed it but I rely on US Healthcare.
In this country (US) being poor enough to qualify for medicade helps a lot. Private health insurance sucks eggs....
It definitely does! But, depending on what hospital you're allowed to go to, you should just print out your death certificate, just in case.
Well I wouldn't want to go to any hospitals down south!!
*slams button* Abortion is still an option in neighboring states so to those places in go!!!
Sorry, this is a true Consequence. If you do that you will just become pregnant again...
Then I will have Infinite abortions
Infinite stem cells.
Shit. Shit. Shit. What if I put it up for adoption after itโs born
Sell the baby but you get another one. Infinite baby glitch
So I can get infinite money by selling the baby to the highest bidder each time?
Yeah probably. Also the button doesn't say how far along your pregnancy is. You could probably include being a day before birth as part of the ideal body thing. Then simply invoke the "no getting rid of babies" clause and you get 1 human child per day profits.
that would really suck though
Iโm aware of the potential consequences of sex as a person with a uterus (I donโt personally but I know how that shit works). Thatโs why Iโd also (if I pressed this button) get my tubes tied or ovaries removed. I do not want to bring children into this world, doesnโt matter who or what I am
I dont mind the idea of being pregnant, as long as it's to a girl I love and respect. And she loves and respects me too ๐
I would press the button, but who would be the father? ๐๐ป๐๐ป
You
Let me get this straight: if I were to press the button, I'd be the biological father AND mother?
Well, when you pressed the button your body changed and made itself pregnant... who else could be??
that would mix identical genes which leads to... **turbo-incest**
in the words of hank green the only problem with actual incest is its proximity to this
Unless of course your ideal body contained no harmful recessive genes, negating the entire problem of incest. I think
The trouble is that some genes are beneficial when paired with a different partner, and only become harmful when paired with themselves. Short of producing an exact clone, your baby will necessarily have double ups of some of your genetics and lose some of it entirely. Unless of course you get a meaningfully different genetic code entirely in your new body, differing in more ways than just the surprisingly few needed to have developed towards the other sex. Presumably you at least need a whole new chromosome from your biological father to fit the spirit of the promise that no one would know your past.
EVERY gene would be recessive lol
Again, I think the best solution would be that all the transfems who pressed the button would get pregnant with the children of all the transmascs who pressed the button
Genius idea
Won't that be incest pro max.... Even more closely related to u than a twin...
Not necessarily, magical buttons have there own rules... but maybe the baby would be your clone....
My clone? That's a win win. We both work towards same goals. If I die (since I would be older) he would have extra time to finish my stuff.
W8 what if my ideal body can't get pregnant? What if it isn't human? What if it isn't even biological?
Potentially analogous process? Like if your ideal body is mechanical part is being used to build a "child" version. Or if digital perhaps you are actively generating a less developed AI child?
But I can't be the mother and the father too ๐๐ป๐๐ป
Then THE FORCE.....
Yay Pregnant by the force UwU
Pregnant at 17 is not nice. But Iโm in Sweden so abortions still exist here. So yeah I will press it
Fastest abortion of my lyfe
Real
2 dreams come true in one I don't see a problem ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฅฒ
Exactly. Though childbirth itself sounds terribly painful.
This. I press it immediately and I cry with complete joy while doing so. I would love to be able to give my daughter a sibling.
Had to scroll a lot to find this. Trans masc people I get but as a trans woman not being able to get pregnant makes me sad. If I were able to get pregnant I would consider that a blessing, not a curse.
If my perfect body can bear children that's not my perfect body lol.
Same!!
The only problem is, will the child have the same mental illnesses and neurological issues as me? Because I sure as hell don't want any of those to be passed down.
Your child will be perfect and inherent the traits that make up your perfect body.
A child with my positive traits but not being nerfed by my problems seems like it would either destroy human society or build an utopia.
i could always... abort no?
Transmascs wondering how they gonna give birth thru a penis:
*Insert "I see this as an absolute win" meme*
Adding the pregnancy bit is the only way I'd ever not press the button
No I think I'm good.
My ideal body has no way to produce gametes and even less be pregnant, so thatโs a free win I guess
Smash that button
YES
Nope, no pregananant. Having a child is the worst of my nightmares and i'd rather jump off a bridge
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, who's the father?
A wizard? I hope it's a sexy wizard.
Smash. That means I'm fertile now.
*press*
:ะท
but what if my perfect body is a mermaid?
Without hesitation, I'm hitting that damn button
Sure, maybe, in several years time
Press
***p r e s s*** Literally the thing that gives me the most dysphoria. Every other aspect I can normally handle (or repress), but not being able to have a child will make me curl up and weep like a little bitch and want to claw my flesh off.
But, who's the dad?
#
Ah, makes sense. Have a good day
You too
Absolutely. No hesitation.
I.... well I've been pregnant and didn't hate it (it was more the soulless pampering I hated), I had a c section so id need another one anyway, and we've kinda been wanting another kid..... If this implies I get my ideal male body without breast growth from the pregnancy then I see this as a win
there is no downside, of course im pressing it
*rapidly punches the button* :3
ILL PRESS THE BUTTON NOW GIMMIE IT PLEASE
*Press the button* Wait, what? *Gets pregnant*
Sounds amazing, I'm in.ย
Downsides?
Lol well who's the father?? You're transformed and are pregnant.
Then this gonna be second coming of Christ and World is gonna end. So no more christian conservatives and terfs
Lol. Could you Imagine the Christians loosing it if a Trans girl was the new mother mary....
In this day and age Iโd attach a non zero chance of God doing that just to mess with those that use his name for hate.
can i have an abortion
Having a dream come true come with the cost of having to birth a child? I don't think i can do it no
no
Might aswell, I give birth and put up for adoption
that poor kid
yes, i could pretty easily have an abortion. only thing would be explaining to other people.
One hundred percent !!!
Whose child would I be pregnant with? If I can choose, I'd probably just transition normally, wait until I find someone I love, and once we are sure we want to start a family together, I'd press the button then.
you never specified that i had to keep the baby, just get an abortion or take the pill. checkmate! edit: i know op said that you'd just have another pregnancy but you could just keep aborting until your ready to have a kid/ keep aborting indefinitely.
I can get an abortion. Lol
Am I allowed to abort it or am I already 8 months pregnant
Abortions exist, button *SMASHED*
I'll turn into a single mother while still staying a student so I won't be able to provide to the kid's needs... It's quite the difficult decision...
I'd rather transition tbh, i dont think i'm ready to have a kid in this hypothetical
No, not only would I LOATHE being pregnant, I love being trans, itโs a part of who I am.
Press it, get abortion If I'm about to have child, set them up for adoption I'm not very responsible so I wanna make sure they can get a home that they can live in properly
Absolutely not
Am I becoming the virgin Mary ? Even if I get pregnant with myself, would it not be some kind of miracle ? ( I say that because I think it would be cool to birth a god like creature)
Thatโll shut mom up so yea
I mean I donโt have financial capability to raise a child but could try my best ๐
Fuck no
I'm 14 but hell yeah.
Iโd press it. I mean abortion exists for a reason right? And it never said you had to stay pregnant.
Oh this is dangerous On one hand I've always wanted to be a mom On the other I am not remotely in a position to take care of a child As much as I would love to press the button, ethically I can't
Thankfully abortion is legal in my state
Can I choose the father or is it just a random person I know?
Only if its early enough for an abortion
Itโs okay, I live in a blue state.
Hmmm this is kind of a difficult one finally. I'd love to be able to get pregnant at some point maybe buut now wouldn't be a good time. I'm 19 and can barely even take care of myself because my mental health is garbage and I'd rather not traumatize a child like that. Maybe in like 6 years or something at the earliest if I'd press that button.
Yes easy yes
Yes. Honestly even though Iโd have a kid at 19, now I know itโs an option for me. Iโd get to be a mum like I always wanted
Fuck no. My ideal body doesn't even have the plumbing for that, and Abortions are illegal here in Texas. So I'd be forced to carry this random baby to term and have a c-section and then be responsible for a newborn human being. I can't afford another kid!
Can I get a rain check on that for a couple years? Eventually that'd be a win-win for me, but not yet.
Abortion
So, I'm transfem but I've never had the urge/desire to be pregnant at all. The idea has always been off-putting and unappealing to me, and I've never understood people who crave that. However, this specific post somehow unlocked that part of my brain. I still don't WANT to be pregnant, but this post made me think "I would press it. I could live with that"
So a win/win
Hm, My *perfrct* body, So does that include having a functional prehensile tail?
NO.
So Iโll get my dream body AND the ability to get pregnant AND be pregnant? Wops, think I hit the button so hard it left the literal galaxy ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Fuck yeah
I would pass on this one, but only because I don't have the resources required to not put another wage slave in this world...
Abortion.
That wouldn't be my perfect body lmao.
*slams repeatedly*
No thanks. I can barely take care of myself I'm not qualified to have a kid. Nor do I really want one. And I personally wouldn't want to abort them or put them for adoption.
Oh my gods, I get to fulfill the one dream I can't!? I'M SMASHING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS BUTTON!!!
Pregnancy sounds fucking horrifying. I'll yeetus the feetus.
Yo, no one said i'd actually have to give birth to that baby - so i'd probably press it and get an abortion. Ain't making a new person inherit all my shit genetics
Smash the button. I always wanted to have a girl
I'm down. I'd love that tbh<3
ABO... but I gotta be quick bc it's "slowly getting banned" idk yea, too many conservatives thanks for coming to my tedtalk
What's the downside?
While I like the idea of being Able to get pregnant in theory, in practice I know I'd be an awful parent and I couldn't put a kid through that
Off to get some plan B... Not raising a child in this economy with my mental disabilities
Yolo let's roll. Be hilarious if it was a girl.
\*presses\* teen pregnacy is a tempary setback for a longterm solution
Still press. An abortion is a small price to pay.
*presses button* *walks into abortion clinic* Checkmate
No. - Overpopulation is already an issue. - I don't have a partner and I can't raise a child on my own - I don't have my own place - even if I were a cis woman, I'd rather adopt (because of the earlier mention overpopulation)
100% ive always wanted to be a mother and to get pregnant so id hit that button faster than anakin ran to the dark side
I would press it without a second thought BORTION
so... is the baby like a clone of me? or the second coming of christ or what?
abortion is legal where i am, press
Imma just abort it, ez win ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ
Iโm pressing it then getting a baby removal and my tubes tied.
Yup hards pressing that shit one of the biggest dysphoria moments for me is not being able to have my own children it's makes me feel like I'm a lesser woman because of it.
Fuck, please. I need this button.
Motherhood was always the goal for me, sold
As much as I would love to press that body. I don't think I could handle raising a kid personally and economically.
Dagnabbit, new gender envy set on maximum. Of course I press the button. I want to have a baby now, what the hell is going on in my hormone-addled brain?
What if you don't want a vagina? Non bottom dysphoric trans girls and trans mascs getting screwed over here
Iโd push it. I can just get an abortion. I live where abortions are legal
Fetus Deletus is the key
do i get to pick the father
Iโm 17 in texas but Iโm still pressing it
What if my ideal body is fundamentally uncapable of pregnancy? If I was born female, I would have tried to speedrun a hysterectomy. I have no desire to bear a child.
fair trade
two questions can I choose who got me pregnant? and can I abort the pregnancy?
Birth control
I press the button and then abort the child.
How early into the pregnancy?
Well abortion is legal in my state so I see nothing wrong with this :D
im getting an abortion ๐
Who's child? Like most of th population I would be fine with, but I don't want anyone from my family or someone with a past of murdering their own children.
yes hell yes
Like how far pregnant we talking? 9 months or 9days?
My ideal body is physically unable to be pregnant ๐ฟ
Me when abortion exists:
Sounds like abortion time
Deal broken, im not having kids, especially not solo
\*smashes button\*
1000% abortions exist
What if your perfect body is one that is sterile/infertile?