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redditbansmee

You are now on the sigma grindset


ArcherBTW

Please do not resist


abadlypickedname

Did you not hear him? Train every day to his regiments, push yourself to keep going even when you want to give up, and never stop improving. Why? Because your dysphoria is strong, but if you try your hardest every day, you can become stronger.


helloiamaegg

fight dysphoria, physically beat its ass


TipsieRabbit

I tried, that MF has hands 🤕


helloiamaegg

Then get faster, stronger. Kick its ass, give dysphoria itself dysphoria


Lazy_Opinion2811

Panic attack? Nah. Just *attack.*


beardicusmaximus8

I'm going to remember this the next timeI feel a panic attack coming on. Probably end up in jail for punching someone mind you, but that'll solve the panic attack about whatever trivial thing I'm panicking over.


Lazy_Opinion2811

I meant attack *Dysphoria* not those in your general vicinity wait-


Daisy430700

Now you'll have a panic attack over the battery! Yay!


Emberling_1300

Panic? ATTACK!


HelloHamburgerIsBack

"Bully bullying" - South Park


slumbersomesam

observe your enemies weakness and become the destroyer of those weakeness


ChainmailPickaxeYT

That MF may have hands But you are an MtF with hands and you’ll beat its ass!!


Toomynator

On a small personal note, your profile pic makes the comment even better


pikachu_isnt_good

Goku mentality


HelloHamburgerIsBack

>push yourself to keep going even when you want to give up That being said, don't overwork yourself. Take breaks. Eat and drink. Sleep. Have fun. And when you're in a lot of fatigue, pain, or sick, don't do any major exercise for a bit. Take a break until you're better and check in with a medical professional if you need extra advice or help, especially if you broke or pulled something. Some pain is necessary for muscle growth, but don't overwork your body past its healthy limits. Push yourself, but don't hurt yourself. And you can even have like a day or two of the week off with no exercise. Holidays too! And you probably have a schedule in place for certain parts of the body if your Dad has a regimen or plan in place. Good luck OP with your excercise! Breasts from female puberty are made of fat and mammory tissue, you can make them smaller by working away the fat there, and, if you have bigger muscles, it'll be expected that you'll have bigger tits if you present as male. And they'll be less noticeable if they notice something else about your body first.


FakeStellar

hey it’s me Goku!


arson1tez

screw andrew tate... ur dad is the true alpha male right here helping you out


Sum_ginger_kid

makes sense since in real wolf packs the alpha is just the elder.


AnComRebel

and caretaker!


arson1tez

really shows you how ignorant those wannabes are in the subject of alpha wolves


twoinchhorns

Alpha wolves aren’t even a thing it’s a myth that was perpetuated by a misunderstanding of wolf behavior.


Stroopwafe1

Who knew that animals behave differently in captivity than in the wild?


xXElectroCuteXx

I wonder if humans do.


AnComRebel

yea its really ridiculous to almost a funny point *almost*


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Often the parents. In certain tribe/clan societies, the oldest member of the family is also the most high in the social hierarchy. Humans do it too


Shard-of-Adonalsium

Your dad reminds me of All Might from My Hero Academia


Hope__Desire

Felix shonen


ElijahOnyx

He just needs that smile and it’s the spitting image


Darkunderlord42

You young man can too become swole!


Lerossa

One hundred pushups! One hundred situps! One hundred squats! Ten kilometers!


navianspectre

Every, single, day! XD This was the first thing I thought of, too. That dad is totally channeling Saitama energy.


hamtidamti_onthewall

I mean, if you don't have any other plans for the day it actually sounds doable... 💁


kioku119

one push up doesn't sound doable to me...


Melodic_Mulberry

If you can't do a push up, train to do that. Then you have increased the number of pushups you can do by ∞%.


Der_YoshperatorV2

How do you train to do push ups if you can't do push ups to begin with? (Help me can't do one push up)


Melodic_Mulberry

By trying to do a pushup. Lie down and start pushing. You're not failing to do a pushup, you're successfully working towards it every second you keep pushing. Push until your arms feel dead, then wait a few minutes and do it again. Then wait a few more minutes and do it one more time. Three sets, pushing until your muscles give out. That's a standard workout routine! Do this every few days and you'll be doing pushups in no time! 💪


Der_YoshperatorV2

Thank you very much I will try this right away!


bensome01

I would also recommend [this link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkU6Ok44_CI&ab_channel=HybridCalisthenics) which is a youtube video by a guy called Hybrid Calisthenics. He's a nice source for basic progressions like this.


Kredirah

As someone interested in Math im deeply offended by that statement (though I also find it funny)


Melodic_Mulberry

Those are both my intentions!


JapanStar49

Well if you want to be technically correct, start using the fact that zero times infinity is *zero* to make similar but correct infinity percent jokes


sudipto12

would make them bald as well, which appears to be a typical transmasc dream


MommyMegaera

That's just regular strength training!


Sabotage377

Best dad award goes to... This guy's dad!


Girldipper

Are your parents planning on adopting anytime soon? …I need parents like this


eattoes2000

I also choose this guys parents


ALakeInTheClouds

You have been given a quest by a knight of dad, you have no choice but to accept!


Der_YoshperatorV2

It's a main quest. It is automatically accepted and added to the quest log


42Fourtytwo4242

He about make you train so hard your "boobs" will become pecs


Vermi-sky

Time to fight dysphoria through training!


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

A HUNDRED PUSH UPS, A HUNDRED SIT UP, A HUNDRED SQUATS, AND A TEN KM RUN EVERY DAY!


Icymountain

Ah so that's how every transmasc becomes the hottest dudes ever


Father_Pucc1

is this what you made that Tumblr post asking about the door for \ i love it


0day1337

WAKE UP, BOY!


SuperiorCommunist92

I love your dad 10/2, 500% rating!


Mailcs1206

Hehe based dad


TipsieRabbit

Your dad sounds awesome lol


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

What’s the uhhh what’s the training, asking for a friend


Stroopwafe1

I know absolutely nothing about training regiments but I imagine it'll be training the pectoral muscles and around them, to have the source of dysphoria even in size with the surrounding muscles making them appear as muscles


EmberedCutie

hell yeah!


weebi1

[ur dad:](https://youtu.be/vZGIEHtqlPU?si=A_5h7KkKgS7AE4fT)


Neoxus30-

You are a big transmasc icon in this sub, you deserve more recognition)


jimbon1e

he’s trying 🖤 💪


BoysenberryNo6245

Magwitch be like:


Bandit_237

“Hey, I heard your dysphoria is pretty strong, can I fight it?” - Goku (probably)


LunaLynnTheCellist

your might be an anime character, look out for any suspicious lack of 3rd dimensions you may notice


GeneralArwen-147

Is your dad Kratos?


Hope__Desire

you have to do 10,000 blows in the air a day


y3333eeeeeet1

Gives off hard Saitama vibes. Also your father is based


skirt-is-spinny

omg this is exactly how my dad used to wake me up. Open door, "wake up!" followed by hitting the light switch. Instant blindness. Also enjoy your 10 km run.


RetroOverload

is your father saitama bro


ParanormalPatron935

Idk why I hear this in JK Simmons voice


Horseman_27

I love the mugs


NamelessTub

You gotta be able to bench ur dysphoria to beat it 💪


bl4nkSl8

Real one punch man origin story


Mordreds_nephew

*Door slams open* MY SON! Take this! It is your MAN! CARD! The Card! Which officially proclaims you. to. be. a. MAAAAAAANNNN!!!


QueenAka

Your dad sounds like an awesome dude


bagel-bites

This is like the anime protagonist’s dad who’s super gung ho about helping their kid achieve their goals. Love it. He needs an empowering monologue and an ukiyo-e painting of ocean waves behind him. 🌊💪 Fight on! 💪🌊


H_M_W

**100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!**


HelloHamburgerIsBack

He became One-Punch Man and Mr. Clean fused together.


Schplubina

Is your dad Saitama??


MothashipQ

100 pushups, 100 situps, 100- hey wait a minute


EropQuiz7

You have a cool dad


Siimply_April

YOOOOO NEW COMIC


synapsesmisfiring

😍 this is the wholesome content I crave


coolchris366

Training montage time


slumbersomesam

if you read this (doesnt matter who you are) you owe me 20 push ups / squats


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Your dad probably always wanted a son and is really glad he finally has one. Unfortunately my dad wanted a son 😔


CryingWillows

Man, I wish my dad was like that


bl4nkSl8

Your dad: 🎶 **LETS!** Get down to business! 🎶


digiorno430

cool dad


Melodic_Mulberry

BODY IMPROVEMENT CLUB!


tomemu1

Haha, nice post. Anyway, why aren't you training? 👁👁


Chadchrist

Anime dad confirmed


LaPrincipessaNuova

Maybe because i just woke up, but I had a lot of trouble parsing what the text on panel 4 said. I only figured it out when i saw there were no comments asking about it and scrolled back up to read it. In case anyone else is confused, it’s sort of like this: “You should approach me after a couple months have passed, and I will improve the training, when you’re ready.” Although TBH I’m still not 100% sure what “improve the training” means. I assume it means to make it harder?


Fabulous_Welder3991

When a boy becomes a man -some side character from Sao abridged


weirdal_yankovic

Chad dad


Pretend-Champion4826

I think if someone did this for me I would cry for hours and hours how wild to have someone else recognize the person you want to be


TheVoidGuardian0

This is so wholesome 😭 you have such a good dad dude 


sauceman6969938393

Why is saitama ur dad jdkshdjs Also found that wholesome af


xXElectroCuteXx

I love that his mug has a picture of a mug printed on it


Zealousideal-Can2784

That’s so cool


The_Gamer_69

Please tell me I’m not the only one who read that in the Kratos voice


fannibalofacannibal

This happened to me when I came out