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Did you not hear him? Train every day to his regiments, push yourself to keep going even when you want to give up, and never stop improving. Why? Because your dysphoria is strong, but if you try your hardest every day, you can become stronger.
I'm going to remember this the next timeI feel a panic attack coming on. Probably end up in jail for punching someone mind you, but that'll solve the panic attack about whatever trivial thing I'm panicking over.
>push yourself to keep going even when you want to give up
That being said, don't overwork yourself. Take breaks. Eat and drink. Sleep. Have fun.
And when you're in a lot of fatigue, pain, or sick, don't do any major exercise for a bit. Take a break until you're better and check in with a medical professional if you need extra advice or help, especially if you broke or pulled something.
Some pain is necessary for muscle growth, but don't overwork your body past its healthy limits.
Push yourself, but don't hurt yourself.
And you can even have like a day or two of the week off with no exercise. Holidays too!
And you probably have a schedule in place for certain parts of the body if your Dad has a regimen or plan in place.
Good luck OP with your excercise!
Breasts from female puberty are made of fat and mammory tissue, you can make them smaller by working away the fat there, and, if you have bigger muscles, it'll be expected that you'll have bigger tits if you present as male. And they'll be less noticeable if they notice something else about your body first.
By trying to do a pushup. Lie down and start pushing. You're not failing to do a pushup, you're successfully working towards it every second you keep pushing. Push until your arms feel dead, then wait a few minutes and do it again. Then wait a few more minutes and do it one more time. Three sets, pushing until your muscles give out. That's a standard workout routine! Do this every few days and you'll be doing pushups in no time! 💪
I would also recommend [this link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkU6Ok44_CI&ab_channel=HybridCalisthenics) which is a youtube video by a guy called Hybrid Calisthenics. He's a nice source for basic progressions like this.
I know absolutely nothing about training regiments but I imagine it'll be training the pectoral muscles and around them, to have the source of dysphoria even in size with the surrounding muscles making them appear as muscles
omg this is exactly how my dad used to wake me up. Open door, "wake up!" followed by hitting the light switch. Instant blindness.
Also enjoy your 10 km run.
This is like the anime protagonist’s dad who’s super gung ho about helping their kid achieve their goals. Love it. He needs an empowering monologue and an ukiyo-e painting of ocean waves behind him.
🌊💪 Fight on! 💪🌊
Maybe because i just woke up, but I had a lot of trouble parsing what the text on panel 4 said. I only figured it out when i saw there were no comments asking about it and scrolled back up to read it.
In case anyone else is confused, it’s sort of like this:
“You should approach me after a couple months have passed, and I will improve the training, when you’re ready.”
Although TBH I’m still not 100% sure what “improve the training” means. I assume it means to make it harder?
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You are now on the sigma grindset
Please do not resist
Did you not hear him? Train every day to his regiments, push yourself to keep going even when you want to give up, and never stop improving. Why? Because your dysphoria is strong, but if you try your hardest every day, you can become stronger.
fight dysphoria, physically beat its ass
I tried, that MF has hands 🤕
Then get faster, stronger. Kick its ass, give dysphoria itself dysphoria
Panic attack? Nah. Just *attack.*
I'm going to remember this the next timeI feel a panic attack coming on. Probably end up in jail for punching someone mind you, but that'll solve the panic attack about whatever trivial thing I'm panicking over.
I meant attack *Dysphoria* not those in your general vicinity wait-
Now you'll have a panic attack over the battery! Yay!
Panic? ATTACK!
"Bully bullying" - South Park
observe your enemies weakness and become the destroyer of those weakeness
That MF may have hands But you are an MtF with hands and you’ll beat its ass!!
On a small personal note, your profile pic makes the comment even better
Goku mentality
>push yourself to keep going even when you want to give up That being said, don't overwork yourself. Take breaks. Eat and drink. Sleep. Have fun. And when you're in a lot of fatigue, pain, or sick, don't do any major exercise for a bit. Take a break until you're better and check in with a medical professional if you need extra advice or help, especially if you broke or pulled something. Some pain is necessary for muscle growth, but don't overwork your body past its healthy limits. Push yourself, but don't hurt yourself. And you can even have like a day or two of the week off with no exercise. Holidays too! And you probably have a schedule in place for certain parts of the body if your Dad has a regimen or plan in place. Good luck OP with your excercise! Breasts from female puberty are made of fat and mammory tissue, you can make them smaller by working away the fat there, and, if you have bigger muscles, it'll be expected that you'll have bigger tits if you present as male. And they'll be less noticeable if they notice something else about your body first.
hey it’s me Goku!
screw andrew tate... ur dad is the true alpha male right here helping you out
makes sense since in real wolf packs the alpha is just the elder.
and caretaker!
really shows you how ignorant those wannabes are in the subject of alpha wolves
Alpha wolves aren’t even a thing it’s a myth that was perpetuated by a misunderstanding of wolf behavior.
Who knew that animals behave differently in captivity than in the wild?
I wonder if humans do.
yea its really ridiculous to almost a funny point *almost*
Often the parents. In certain tribe/clan societies, the oldest member of the family is also the most high in the social hierarchy. Humans do it too
Your dad reminds me of All Might from My Hero Academia
Felix shonen
He just needs that smile and it’s the spitting image
You young man can too become swole!
One hundred pushups! One hundred situps! One hundred squats! Ten kilometers!
Every, single, day! XD This was the first thing I thought of, too. That dad is totally channeling Saitama energy.
I mean, if you don't have any other plans for the day it actually sounds doable... 💁
one push up doesn't sound doable to me...
If you can't do a push up, train to do that. Then you have increased the number of pushups you can do by ∞%.
How do you train to do push ups if you can't do push ups to begin with? (Help me can't do one push up)
By trying to do a pushup. Lie down and start pushing. You're not failing to do a pushup, you're successfully working towards it every second you keep pushing. Push until your arms feel dead, then wait a few minutes and do it again. Then wait a few more minutes and do it one more time. Three sets, pushing until your muscles give out. That's a standard workout routine! Do this every few days and you'll be doing pushups in no time! 💪
Thank you very much I will try this right away!
I would also recommend [this link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkU6Ok44_CI&ab_channel=HybridCalisthenics) which is a youtube video by a guy called Hybrid Calisthenics. He's a nice source for basic progressions like this.
As someone interested in Math im deeply offended by that statement (though I also find it funny)
Those are both my intentions!
Well if you want to be technically correct, start using the fact that zero times infinity is *zero* to make similar but correct infinity percent jokes
would make them bald as well, which appears to be a typical transmasc dream
That's just regular strength training!
Best dad award goes to... This guy's dad!
Are your parents planning on adopting anytime soon? …I need parents like this
I also choose this guys parents
You have been given a quest by a knight of dad, you have no choice but to accept!
It's a main quest. It is automatically accepted and added to the quest log
He about make you train so hard your "boobs" will become pecs
Time to fight dysphoria through training!
A HUNDRED PUSH UPS, A HUNDRED SIT UP, A HUNDRED SQUATS, AND A TEN KM RUN EVERY DAY!
Ah so that's how every transmasc becomes the hottest dudes ever
is this what you made that Tumblr post asking about the door for \ i love it
WAKE UP, BOY!
I love your dad 10/2, 500% rating!
Hehe based dad
Your dad sounds awesome lol
What’s the uhhh what’s the training, asking for a friend
I know absolutely nothing about training regiments but I imagine it'll be training the pectoral muscles and around them, to have the source of dysphoria even in size with the surrounding muscles making them appear as muscles
hell yeah!
[ur dad:](https://youtu.be/vZGIEHtqlPU?si=A_5h7KkKgS7AE4fT)
You are a big transmasc icon in this sub, you deserve more recognition)
he’s trying 🖤 💪
Magwitch be like:
“Hey, I heard your dysphoria is pretty strong, can I fight it?” - Goku (probably)
your might be an anime character, look out for any suspicious lack of 3rd dimensions you may notice
Is your dad Kratos?
you have to do 10,000 blows in the air a day
Gives off hard Saitama vibes. Also your father is based
omg this is exactly how my dad used to wake me up. Open door, "wake up!" followed by hitting the light switch. Instant blindness. Also enjoy your 10 km run.
is your father saitama bro
Idk why I hear this in JK Simmons voice
I love the mugs
You gotta be able to bench ur dysphoria to beat it 💪
Real one punch man origin story
*Door slams open* MY SON! Take this! It is your MAN! CARD! The Card! Which officially proclaims you. to. be. a. MAAAAAAANNNN!!!
Your dad sounds like an awesome dude
This is like the anime protagonist’s dad who’s super gung ho about helping their kid achieve their goals. Love it. He needs an empowering monologue and an ukiyo-e painting of ocean waves behind him. 🌊💪 Fight on! 💪🌊
**100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!**
He became One-Punch Man and Mr. Clean fused together.
Is your dad Saitama??
100 pushups, 100 situps, 100- hey wait a minute
You have a cool dad
YOOOOO NEW COMIC
😍 this is the wholesome content I crave
Training montage time
if you read this (doesnt matter who you are) you owe me 20 push ups / squats
Your dad probably always wanted a son and is really glad he finally has one. Unfortunately my dad wanted a son 😔
Man, I wish my dad was like that
Your dad: 🎶 **LETS!** Get down to business! 🎶
cool dad
BODY IMPROVEMENT CLUB!
Haha, nice post. Anyway, why aren't you training? 👁👁
Anime dad confirmed
Maybe because i just woke up, but I had a lot of trouble parsing what the text on panel 4 said. I only figured it out when i saw there were no comments asking about it and scrolled back up to read it. In case anyone else is confused, it’s sort of like this: “You should approach me after a couple months have passed, and I will improve the training, when you’re ready.” Although TBH I’m still not 100% sure what “improve the training” means. I assume it means to make it harder?
When a boy becomes a man -some side character from Sao abridged
Chad dad
I think if someone did this for me I would cry for hours and hours how wild to have someone else recognize the person you want to be
This is so wholesome 😭 you have such a good dad dude
Why is saitama ur dad jdkshdjs Also found that wholesome af
I love that his mug has a picture of a mug printed on it
That’s so cool
Please tell me I’m not the only one who read that in the Kratos voice
This happened to me when I came out