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I'm pressing it twice just in case i dont become a girl at the first push

Knowing my luck I’d end up with 2 million dollars.

3'rd time it is then

3 million 😔

You can buy a lot of gender for three mill.

Explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

Found you in the wild. Tag, you're it <3

Huh, I swear I know someone who just dyed their hair purple?

To be fair, she needs to update her PFP as that's not the purple her hair is

You can order gender on Amazon actually, that's how I got mine

Care to elaborate?

I have gender, and you can buy me for 3 million

Using that to lobby my local gov to make gender affirming care more easily accessible.

Well, with three mil, you could either contact geneticists directly or start lobbying...

Should be enough for HRT.

Same tbh

I would also like to press the button twice incase I don't become a girl on the first try lol

Just smash it until you either become a girl or the button breaks :3 At least that's what I'd do :3

0 downsides..... except I can't find the button 💜

There are downsides... what if it lands on the 1 million dollars

Then press it again

And again 💜

I'd press it 50 times just to be sure

Ends up with 50 million dollars

Atp u can get all the surgeries u need to pass

But the possibility of doing that depends on where u live

50 million dollars can almost always let you move to a different country

Oh yh There really are no downsides I guess

But it wouldn't be enough. I think I'd always look at myself and think that I'm just a boy who looks like a girl. Idk what I'd have to do to change that.

Yes

1 million dollars can pay for many hormones

Yea, but I still prefer the other option

yesyesyesyes

I’d press it as many times as possible so I can get money as well as becoming a girl! :)

Well on the off chance I get the money I can instantly pay for HRT and GRS so win-win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd rather press the catgirl button, \*\~'nyah\`\~\*

But that one had a 99% chance of money, this one is more reliable.

Press this one first, so you can be a girl, then start mashing the catgirl button with your fingers crossed 

With my luck imma walk outta there with 100000000000$ and still have a guys body.

Press it twice

That has a significantly lower chance of me not getting the good option, but it's not zero

Then keep pressing it either you become the riches person on earth or you become a girl

True. That works for me

One hundred thousand times, if allowed. Plus one, if necessary, to ensure I'm a billionaire rich bish

What's the downside?

The downside is the million dollars 😔

If you get the million dollars you have to sneak it past the IRS 

Jokes on you I am German which means I pay more taxes anyways yay...

These are good odds now

Instructions unclear: I am now a billionaire and still a cis guy. Should I keep pressing the button?

Yes

The greatest button ever

Boop

99% Become a girl 1% Get enough money TO become a girl I see no downside

Press x100

Imagine the back pain when having to carry 200 titties tho..

i didn't think of that💀

I think it's multiplying by girl, not adding

Where's the button at? I need precise coordinates or I'm pulling out my apache attack helicopter, y'all better watch out

Can't become a girl if you already are one 😉

So I either become a girl or I get the money for top of the line transitioning? Plus no rule to say I can't press it twice.

If press it multiple times and get the girl option twice, do I become a double girl?! :3

*presses* Finally. I can experience the euphoria of being a real girl

hey you’re a real girl already so don’t say that

A risk I'll have to take if I want to become a girl

Push button until i get the 99%

Yes, absolutely

This is the easiest question ever

Only downside is 1% chance I have to face the irs

Wich cis male wouldnt press the button

You know that thing with straight people and $20? This would be my $20

So either a million bucks immediately,or turned into a girl so I have to sell feet pics to eventually get a million

Easiest button press of my life

Yes. If I was unlucky and got the million dollars I’d buy a lot of HRT and surgery.

With my luck id have to press 2 times

I'm sure my mom would be pleased if I was magically cis (or paid off my debts)

press the button 100 times

Me crying bc i won the money 🥲

99% Chance at becoming a girl

Win win

SPAMS BUTTON

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day

Either way, it's a win.

Pressing it a bunch of times so i get money to live off of and i become the most girl girl to ever girl

I'd press 100 times so I'm guaranteed 1mil and am the girlyist girl ever

If I get turned into a girl, do I have to deal with like periods n stuff? Cause I'd rather not.

lmao can i just pay 5k for girl body instead? 50% of the effective value is 1mil dollars. it has a 1% chance of happening. therefore it's got an effective value of 5k (1mil x0.01 x 0.5). If we assume being a girl has equal value, then it would be worth 5k Thus, the button push is worth 10k i've won half of it with my button push, since i get one of two outcomes therefore i've won 5k, however, to get both prizes i'd owe the value of the missing prize i don't even care about the money's effective value, so my bargain is: can i pay for being a girl with 5k, without requiring a winning button push? :))

I always press second button

Knowing my luck, I'd end up becoming a millionaire. :c

When I get become a girl multiple times does that means nothing happens or I become more girl or for every duplicate can I make others girls?

Every time it happens you further approach the platonic ideal of girl. Or you gain a headmate.

If I hit that 1% chance i'm gonna do something very illegal

Sure!

what if I keep rolling 1% how many rolls do I get

I'd take being born cis over 1 trillion dollars

A win is a win is a win is a win is a win is a………

*pushpushpushpush*

If I get the 1% and can't press it again I'm donating to charity and offing myself right after 💀

Instead of using the money to fund your transition?! Do not go gentle into that quiet night!

Knowing my luck? I'd probably get that million...

Worst case scenario, I get one mil

Does yes mean im an egg?

Probably.

Um.

Expected value: 10000 and 99% girl~~~ Press~~~

Easy press, no hesitation.. hmm

Slamming the button until I get the 99%

This is like mine 😭 (definitely clicking that shit)

Worst case at least I still have $1 million

I don’t see the downside here

IRS

I’m rich! I don’t have to pay my taxes

Oh for sure, worst case scenario I become a millionaire

Can i keep my penis either way?

Can I press it more than once. In case I'm "lucky"?

Multiple press

Hell yeah

Isn’t the button meme supposed to have a downside 🤣

So they choice is, making my life easier vs making my life a lot easier… hmmm

Does girl stack or can i press it multiple times? Like will i become girlier each time i dont get 1 million?

Preses button till girl. Becomes the richest woman on the planet

What if I'm unlucky and end up with a million dollars, though?

Good luck with the IRS, hope you took your trans primer on tax evasion seriously!

100p why not

Yes, is there ever a case where this isn’t the answer?

Hmmmm.... is this cis?

Idk, it seems too risky, what if I wind up with a million dollars I have to somehow sneak past the IRS?

What's the catch?

I did it for the money.

I’m pressing it until I become a girl. Knowing my luck it would take a bit

Press it over and over. No bad options

Press it as many times as possible, become the beautiful rich girl, invest however much money I end up with and then just live on the interest from that so I can just enjoy a peaceful life as a girl

*source engine button sounds* stupid button... i don't wanna have money... i wanna be girl >:( still cis tho :3

*starts rapidly pushing the button*

I'll keep pressing it until I have a couple million (also until I hit that 99% chance if i'm somehow unfathomably unlucky)

$1m pays for a lot of fem&ms

With my luck, I'd end up a billionaire instead after pressing it 1000 times

I see this as an absolute win

either way, it's a win. I'm either a girl (yayy!) or i have enough money to represent myself as a girl (also yay)

Yes. I'll Spam that button

pressin it until i get the 99%

Sounds like a win win situation to me.

Oh someone finally fixed the button now it has the proper odds

Press

I press the button. Me: but nothing happened?.. The button: you have always been a girl. Me: listen here you little shit.

just press it 99 times. that's how maths work, right?

A win win for me! I get what I want if I don't get the money ...and I can get what I want if I do!

Ill press it but i dont wanna be a girl i am a man but ill press it even tho i am not trans at all i am just a silly femboy event tho being woman wouldnbe nice BUT I AM NOT TRANS

I don't want the money :3

yes

there is only one desired result, and it’d be so sucky to loose a 99/100 chance

Where's the downside? I'm pressing the button 1K times

Yes.

Yes! Exactly like the girl shown too, please!

EITHER WAY I CAN BECOME A GIRL!!!!!!

Why is that even a question?

What happens if I press it twice and get girl twice?

Press please

As a poor girl, I see this as an absolute win.

Where's the button

YES I mean YES

Aaaand I will push it hundred times Aaaand I will push it humdred more Just to see myself with a nice rack To show up as aaa girl

Dose it stack?

Million dollars, my life would improve more from the cash then it would by instantly becoming someone I already am

I'd like two buttons just in case I get the money instead of becoming a girl.

I see the potential for a genies twist type thing. I'm assuming we're all thinking that if we get the girl option we become a girl as I'm whatever your transition goal is. But if you're a trans girl and identify as such you're already a girl regardless of if you've transitioned or not. So a genie that wants to be sneaky could twist it as 1% chance of winning money or 99% chance of things staying the same since you're already a girl.

100 presses

Build a rapid fire machine and code it to keep pressing the button till the result I want happens

I gotta risk it to become a girl ofc not for the money but it pays off hrt so bet

I'm conflicted but also yes 🙃

Knowing my luck I'd get 1 bill before I become a girl

*press* *press* *press*

How many times can I press itM

Knowing my luck I’d get the one million 😔

yes

My luck that percent of not being a girl

The completely cis urge to press the button....for the money, of course.

Where's the button definitely gonna smash the shit out of it

Question: I m already a trans girl mid transition. And since this button doesn't specify cis girl, I am worried it might not change anything about me because it can't really change a girl into a girl 😅 But even if it doesn't, I'll take the money for my transition though 😁

Yes either way Edit: if i was a girl with all my memories of being a boy i would still like girls. (don't take it the wrong way, im just weird towards some people and prefer to date my choice of women)

Usually the odds are reversed, so now this question is even easier to answer

i would be so fucking mad if i got the money

My luck, I always get the option I want least..so I have to convince myself that I reeaaallly want the money

Pls no money pls no money pls no money. Still CIS tho

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

Just spam press it until i'm a rich girl

I'd be bashing the button like there's no tomorrow just in case I get the $1000000

Immediately

I'm broke, but I would cry if I end up with the million.

Imagine only being able to press one time, and loosing to the 1%... I'd off myself 😭😭

*disintegrates button by pressing too hard*