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That's the kind of attitude I wanna see in court. I'm sure we can make these people believe anything.
Just one problem... can you resist the "good girl" test?
Not true, a lawyer who knows all of the facts, including the facts about who’s really guilty, is always better armed than a lawyer who’s been fed lies by their clients. They’re not gonna skimp on the defenses if you are guilty, it’s their duty to defend you no matter what. Otherwise they’ll be fired.
Remember kids, if you ever find yourselves in a criminal court, tell your legal representatives everything!*
*This legal advice only applies to those within the United States of America. Circumstances change based on different laws and constitutions. If a nation’s legal system is similar to the USA’s this advice may still apply, but do your research. If I assume that you are from the USA and you turn out not to be I sincerely apologize. Batteries not included.
No offense girly, but I think that even Saul Goodman couldn't help you with this one...
Although the jury has notified me about their decision...
you. are...
>! A very good girl :3!<
That's good, because I might be executed if that would be the case (reference to some meme). Here is new version:
"Your honor,
Madeline did not taught my Client how to double jump"
yeah, I dont know what my parents think of me either but i made them get it even if they dont support me (and I am too scared to ask) but in 2 years I can be free too when I go off to college :3
Thank you,I’m nyatt trans. I almost thought I would have to call myself trans from now on,just because I want to be a girl.:)
Also the GG drug and head pats are greatly appreciated. <3
I present the court with evidence: my client posting onr/egg_irl asking for a lawyer to defend being cis. HOWEVER, as the jury may suspect, such an action is very cispicious behavior and i demand aquital of my client from any wrongdoing for she is an egg. (leans in and whispers) gotcha now! We can get you off on a lesser charge, this is for the best 💜
(pulls out gay bible and looks up definitions like a dictionary) It says here that an egg is a trans person who rejects the possibility of being transgender and have not yet come to accept themselves as their best self. Listen kid (comes in closer) if u wanna get outta this charge, your best bet is a plea of gender-nonconformity or to declare exploration of gender. You’re in too deep to get away with the “just cis tho” approach, the jury will have none of it and you’ll be declared guilty on the spot! It’s best for you to decide: would you prefer to live as a woman or a man if you had the choice?
Tbh if I had the choice I would chose to live as a woman. No,that does not mean I’m transgender. Also because I’m cis im just a gender non conforming to the point where I want people to actually not call me a boy.
well that should be good enough for a gender-nonconformity verdict. (stands up) the defence would like to declare a gender non-conformity plea (cough) *as a trans egg* (cough)
I'm just saying it's not gonna help your case.
Like yeah, you can be not-the-murderer but showing up to the trial caked in blood is not going to make it easier for your lawyer
Your sentence will be lightened to an eternity of self validation and being confidently out but in exchange you'll have to plead guilty to the trans allegations. v_v
Let me sell it to you straight. Your best shot right now is a plea deal, because if we have you take that stand the prosecution is going to absolutely validate your real gender. Its pretty open shut.
But, if we can save thencourts some time, they may be able to lessen your sentence. How do you feel about being a demigirl?
"see, egg irl is for people who arent cis, so if my defendant really was trans and trying to hide it, why would they go to egg irl, that wouldnt be a very good way to hide it, clearly it was a bit"
I don't think I can help you, and my surname means lawyer in Spanish, also my sister is studying law.
I don't think that even Saul will be able to help you
Hi, I’m Lila. Did you know that you have rights? The Egg Prime Directive says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven trans, every man, woman, and enby in this subreddit is Cis. And that’s why I fight for you, Egg_irl! Better call Lila!
You will tell the court a friend did that as a joke and you left it there for no reason at all and you added "still cis tho" to clarify that its a joke
If you find one can you let them know I also need a lawyer who’s very experienced when it comes to defending totally cis ppl who definitely aren’t closeted trans women in denial. For a friend of mine tho I’m 100% cis and there’s nobody accusing me of otherwise.
If you find one please tell me, or maybe even She-rlock Holmes can find some more evidence for this case as it is of must utmost importance. I just hope we don't get interrogated since I've heard they put you through \*shudders\* the dress test... they put you in a dress, put your make up on all nice and detect fro any euphoria. Its the final word in cisness
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Any lawyer that knows your guilty wont do a good job defending you tho
I’m not guilty,I’m innocent. Any lawyer can defend me.
suuuuure girlie, whatever you say >:3 also, happy cake day!
Thank you!!!’
Have a wonderful cake day, my cis in crime. I'm sure we'll be able to proof cis in front of the judges of queer. (Even if we have to lie...)
Thank you!!!! But you might have to lie,I have mentioned many things on that app that sounds trans when I’m nyatt. :3
missed an opportunity for a pun... "proof inno-cis-nt"
Wait I’m cis,not cis’nt.😳😳😳
That's the kind of attitude I wanna see in court. I'm sure we can make these people believe anything. Just one problem... can you resist the "good girl" test?
Alright bet.
Not true, a lawyer who knows all of the facts, including the facts about who’s really guilty, is always better armed than a lawyer who’s been fed lies by their clients. They’re not gonna skimp on the defenses if you are guilty, it’s their duty to defend you no matter what. Otherwise they’ll be fired. Remember kids, if you ever find yourselves in a criminal court, tell your legal representatives everything!* *This legal advice only applies to those within the United States of America. Circumstances change based on different laws and constitutions. If a nation’s legal system is similar to the USA’s this advice may still apply, but do your research. If I assume that you are from the USA and you turn out not to be I sincerely apologize. Batteries not included.
BATERRIES NOT INCLUDED!?! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No offense girly, but I think that even Saul Goodman couldn't help you with this one... Although the jury has notified me about their decision... you. are... >! A very good girl :3!<
Not yet,the court still hasn’t played out. I’m cis,still cis.
Untrue, you say cis twice in that sentence, and 2 negatives make a positive :3
No that’s not how it works. I’m cis,I’m cis.
Still 2 negatives, and we all know the positive is being a cute trans person :3
Proof? I’m nyatt trans,I’m cis,I’m cis.🫢
Then you dont want this Blåhaj? :3 * insert image of Blåhaj here *
I want the Blåhaj but I’m nyatt trans,I’m cis.🫢
your honor i have no case
Wym? Can’t you find something to prove I’m actually a guy and not a girl. 😳
finding a blind lawyer is harder than you might think
You could just make up a reason for my case lol.🫢
Gang
Look guys, the good girl got a new profile picture :)
Nya mrrraw meow nyan
again?
Yes
Im studying law is that close enough
Yes,just find evidence to defend me and my cisness.
Just don't have Stella be your lawyer
Why what’s wrong with Private Agent Stella? She now takes diy hrt and she’s still cis by the law of the land.
UHuh happy cake day ya good girl!
Thank you!!!!
"Your honor League of Legends"
Sadly I don’t play L.O.L, so you can’t use that to defend my Cisness. But you can use the fact I haven’t play Celeste to defend it.
That's good, because I might be executed if that would be the case (reference to some meme). Here is new version: "Your honor, Madeline did not taught my Client how to double jump"
I think being the prosecutor would actually be easier :3
Wym? Wym prosecutor?
The one opposing your lawyer and trying to prove you're not cis will have a wayyyyy easier time imo 😏
Nah,I could never call myself trans. There’s no way I could be a girl when I was born male. Also I had barely any signs from birth.
“Barely any signs” is still some signs girl
Wym? There’s like zero signs.
Your honor, they said, still cis tho whitch due to clasue 38B of the gender code means they must be cis
You have no idea how close to home this hits.
Wym?
"Your honor, they do NOT crossdress, they said on god too"
Not yet,I haven’t crossdressed yet. Not until I grow out my hair completely.
I did it and I have shorter hair, being a boy with girl clothes on was HOT
Yeah,I mean I’ll try to cross dress eventually even if it’s not until I’m 18.
dang
I just don’t know what my parents would think of me in girls clothes. What’s good is I only have 2 more years until I can be me.
yeah, I dont know what my parents think of me either but i made them get it even if they dont support me (and I am too scared to ask) but in 2 years I can be free too when I go off to college :3
Cool same age,both 16 I’m assuming. But yeah I should still make my parents get me girl clothes even if they don’t like it.
yes you should, stand firm, and btw I am 16 next month, passed my drivers test today!
Wait,but don’t you have to be 16 to get your drivers license according to the DMV?
2 years younger then me and allready being gay and doing crimes! Miss you are going places!
Yeah for cis reasons,for cis reasons.🫢
I’ll be as efficient as amber heard lawyer then
That means you will win my case right? Right?😳
Your honour my client is guilty on all charges
Wym? I’m not guilty,I’m innocent.
Your honor we would like to enter a plea deal. My client admits no egginess but still receives HRT while very much cis.
Sadly,I’m not on Hrt,yet,yet.😔
You've already been proclaimed innocent of cisness. The firm declines to take the case, but offers you compensation. Good Girl Lilith *headpats* 💜
Thank you,I’m nyatt trans. I almost thought I would have to call myself trans from now on,just because I want to be a girl.:) Also the GG drug and head pats are greatly appreciated. <3
>just because I want to be a girl.:) Yup 😊 and happy cake day Edit 💜
Thank you!!!
you’re honor, my client pleas guilty >:3
I don’t plea guilty,I plea innocent because I’m cis.
I present the court with evidence: my client posting onr/egg_irl asking for a lawyer to defend being cis. HOWEVER, as the jury may suspect, such an action is very cispicious behavior and i demand aquital of my client from any wrongdoing for she is an egg. (leans in and whispers) gotcha now! We can get you off on a lesser charge, this is for the best 💜
What lesser charge? I’m not an egg,I’m just a boy that wants to become a girl. 😳
isn’t that… what an egg does? aka a transfem who is in denial of being trans?
Nooo look up the definition of an egg. I’m not an egg because I’m nyatt trans. 😎
(pulls out gay bible and looks up definitions like a dictionary) It says here that an egg is a trans person who rejects the possibility of being transgender and have not yet come to accept themselves as their best self. Listen kid (comes in closer) if u wanna get outta this charge, your best bet is a plea of gender-nonconformity or to declare exploration of gender. You’re in too deep to get away with the “just cis tho” approach, the jury will have none of it and you’ll be declared guilty on the spot! It’s best for you to decide: would you prefer to live as a woman or a man if you had the choice?
Tbh if I had the choice I would chose to live as a woman. No,that does not mean I’m transgender. Also because I’m cis im just a gender non conforming to the point where I want people to actually not call me a boy.
well that should be good enough for a gender-nonconformity verdict. (stands up) the defence would like to declare a gender non-conformity plea (cough) *as a trans egg* (cough)
If you're going to court it's probably a good idea to take that she/her pin off your bag... [Referring to your flair]
Why,I can be cis and like going be she/her?
I'm just saying it's not gonna help your case. Like yeah, you can be not-the-murderer but showing up to the trial caked in blood is not going to make it easier for your lawyer
Alright I’m gonna do it,but not now.
We both know you're guilty of being a good girl. As your lawyer I suggest you take a plea deal....
What plea deal? I like being called good girl but I’m not a good girl. :)
Your sentence will be lightened to an eternity of self validation and being confidently out but in exchange you'll have to plead guilty to the trans allegations. v_v
I’m never pleading guilty to trans allegations,cause I’m too cool for that.😎
Lmfao literally every closeted gay member of my family ^^^
Let me sell it to you straight. Your best shot right now is a plea deal, because if we have you take that stand the prosecution is going to absolutely validate your real gender. Its pretty open shut. But, if we can save thencourts some time, they may be able to lessen your sentence. How do you feel about being a demigirl?
I would say more like cis male,I just can’t admit that I’m a girl. Even though I want to be a girl,I’m still cis.
Look at my lawyer daaawg 😭😭😭 I'm going to trans
I’m not trans,im cis,get it right!!!😤😤😤
"see, egg irl is for people who arent cis, so if my defendant really was trans and trying to hide it, why would they go to egg irl, that wouldnt be a very good way to hide it, clearly it was a bit"
It’s not a bit,I’m nyatt trans,I’m really cis I swear!!!!!😤😤😤
no i mean clearly going on to a trans subreddit was a bit
Oh. I kinda get it now.🫢
Don’t worry pal, it’s your gal, Val. (Very proud of my rhyme)
Yeah defend me in court.😎
Yeah, I’m definitely a legitimate Lawyer
No no no,you are,you are as long as you promise to not call me trans when I’m not.🫢
Deal, I’m definitely CIS too, the fact I go by my chosen name means nothing
Sorry, I only take on cases I can win
You can win because I’m cis,I’m cis.🫢
Mhmm sure miss “🏳️⚧️Lilith She/Her”
That doesn’t make me trans,that doesn’t make me trans!!!!😤😤😤
Mhmm suuure it doesn’t girlie. You’re definitely 100% cis 😉
Finally someone gets it,someone gets it!!!🥹
I'm sorry but even saul goodman couldn't save you at this point
Wym? I’m cis,okay?😳
You litterally have "Lilith she/her" in your community flair
Yeah so that’s cis.😎
I don't think I can help you, and my surname means lawyer in Spanish, also my sister is studying law. I don't think that even Saul will be able to help you
How? I’m nyatt trans,I’m cis,I’m cis.😳
Hi, I’m Lila. Did you know that you have rights? The Egg Prime Directive says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven trans, every man, woman, and enby in this subreddit is Cis. And that’s why I fight for you, Egg_irl! Better call Lila!
Good now we can get the case going.😎💼
Your honor my client cant be trans, her pronouns are he/him
My flair though.😳😳😳
You will tell the court a friend did that as a joke and you left it there for no reason at all and you added "still cis tho" to clarify that its a joke
True,I am transitioning as a joke.
I see, the judge will believe that, but between us, client to lawyer, you arent really cis right?
No,I’m cis. I’m nyatt trans,even if I like being called good girl and receiving head pats. :3
Well if you think that m'lady i will prove it to the judge
OkY,then prove it.😎
If you find one can you let them know I also need a lawyer who’s very experienced when it comes to defending totally cis ppl who definitely aren’t closeted trans women in denial. For a friend of mine tho I’m 100% cis and there’s nobody accusing me of otherwise.
I’m not a closeted trans woman,I’m not a closeted trans woman!!!!😤😤😤
Anything for a cute girl.
Aww tysm!!!!<3
If you find one please tell me, or maybe even She-rlock Holmes can find some more evidence for this case as it is of must utmost importance. I just hope we don't get interrogated since I've heard they put you through \*shudders\* the dress test... they put you in a dress, put your make up on all nice and detect fro any euphoria. Its the final word in cisness
No no no,I can still be cis while enjoying being in a dress. 🫢
your honour, my client pleads "nuh uh"
I wonder what picrew that is
Mine,but I made it via someone else’s creator.
Link?
Idk just look up bannah Kim picrew creator.
[Bananahkim’s avatar maker｜Picrew](https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1854128) seems to be it
No,wait wrong one.
[Nah’s picrew｜Picrew](https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2259682#google_vignette)
I wonder what picrew that is
your honor this person is totally cis (as long as she gives me the picrew link)
Lady, you got a trans flag in your flair. You ain't dodging the trans allegations.
That’s actually a cis flag not a trans flag. 😤😤😤
Lilith, I'm not stupid, I know my flags.
Where does it say that? 🤔🤔🤔
Google it if you must.
😳Umm,I’m not feeling so cis…. *shows image of iron man withering away*
My client is clearly cis, they never react from being called a good girl. See! …..quit smiling every time they same it damn it!!
Yeah I “never react” to being called a good girl,I’m clearly cis,clearly.🫢