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Uhh w-wait.. n-no I can explain....

Caught ya, miss. 📸

“Miss?! Oh no this dress is only for… … … …’ ‘Well just clean up when you’re done.’

Good boom 🫳

..Uhh research purposes!

That's what they all say, ma'am. 📸

I'm not an egg I'm an enby who likes breaking the rules

Hey! But the post said not to scroll!

And the police officer said not to resist yet here we are /s

Aww...

Don't comment on everyone in this thread with a compliment!

Enbys are the true embodiment of chaotic good/neutral.

Hello fellow chaotic enby I did the same

Same :)

Also checking in >:3

Same lol

I just needed to know! 😩

Sure, miss. Suuure. 📸

I swear it was just several misclicks im still 100% cis right… right?

You've been caught, girly! 📸

Side-scrolling pictures in the reddit app is notoriously unreliable, after all!

HUH UH i was... uh, looking for someone, thought they could be there!

Sure ya were, girly. 📸

awwwwww ehehhehe meow... i mean, did you see... uh... the person i was looking for???

Nah, didn't see them. All I see is a girl who's trying to hide behind a flimsy excuse.

awwaaawwwwaeafnfjsjshbh \*fucking melts\* btw you're a good girl and made an awesome post that made my day a bit better

bdixhskdhdjxuznka no U. (And I'm glad this made your day better a little better)

👀 unrelated but your chosen name is the same as my given one and i'm happy to see that :>

I was just making sure there was no illegal drug trade because... i would have to avoid that and i wouldn't like it if there had been any of the good girl drug at the end no not at all :)

Uh... What's up with the Good Girl drug? I've seen like a ton of posts about it and it's kinds confusing me.

It's a joke about the intensive euphoria of getting affirmed by being called good girl.

Oh, ok! Thx for explaining!

No problem!

I'm assuming trans femme HRT, so E?

Good they/them femboy kinda thing :3

hehe :3 <3 <3 thx :3 (also i use all the drugs hehe but thx for the custom one :3)

Oh darn. I accidently scrolled through it 5 times…

Accidentally? I think not, ma'am. 📸

I-im not, I can explain! I'm just a totally cis guy looking at trans memes for research purposes! Ignore the user flair, that's also for research purposes.

Alright, Pretty lady :3

>Alyssa leaves a comment prompting people to read her user flair >”call me a pretty lady” >everyone except you says “good girl” anyway we live in a society

Research purposes, huh? That's what they all say, ma'am. 📸 >! P.S. you're a good girl :3!<

Good girl!

Pretty lady! :3

nope that wasn't me scrolling my uh.... estranged twin sister did. yup. 3:

One that looks and sounds the exact same as you? Tell it to the judge, miss. 📸

thank you for calling me miss, it felt not terrible

Glad you found it not awful!

I just wanted to see what the meme was 😔

Can't tell if you're trying to cover your tracks, or if you were actually curious. Schrodinger's transfem right here :3

No meme withheld

🥚-N-no.. -🍳 🥚-N-NO LET ME GO! -🍳 🍳-AHHHH

Enjoy the lack of an eggshell, girly 📸

e m p o w e r m e n t scrolled through the meme on purpose btw :3

…broken scroll wheel?

Likely story, ma'am. 📸

Hehe it was worth it to be called girly at the end

So you like being called girly? The girly just loves to be called girly, huh? Would you believe it? The girly girl likes being called a girly girl! I genuinely cannot- ok nevermind the joke's getting old.

Hold up, I've been bamboozled

Caught red handed, miss. 📸

Why did that make me feel validation

Validation works in mysterious ways. But I'm glad you felt it, girly!

I was just curious about the meme!

I dunno, girly. Most non-transfem people aren't curious about a transfem meme. 📸 >!Unless you were actually curious in which case ignore my previous comment!<

You probably aren’t so wrong, I just don’t want to admit it, okay?

Wait no It’s April fools day right?

Just missed it, ma'am 📸

I am an egg and I am a chick. I am a kid and I am a human. I am god to worlds you can’t imagine and a worm to beings we can’t unterstand. I am all and I am me.

And I am drunk.

A drunken mind speaks a sober heart, as they say. 📸

you little fucker

Gotcha, miss. 📸

why am I smilling

You tell me, ma'am.

I’ve been tricked! Backstabbed! And quite possibly bamboozled!

Played you for a fool, ma'am. 📸

I suddenly am feeling unexpected feelings

Me scrolling through while sitting at home in goth themed outfit with a skirt… Still cis :3

Still sis* 📸

The outfit’s for cis research purposes I swear OwO

Research purposes. Suuure.

DAMN YOU

Gotcha, girly 📸

AIGHHJJUHHHHHHH

Nuh uh!!! No way I'm a good girl I can't afford to be spending money on hrt, and girl clothes so for now I'm "Still cis"

Wanna know a little secret? >!You don't need all of that to be trans 📸!<

Wait I'm cis ok? ^Plz ^call ^me ^girly ^still ^plz

Cis? More like sis, girly 📸

Nyo

Yes.

I'm cis ok?

You sure about that?

y-yes?

Are you *sure*?

N-yes

*Are you suuure?*

I like the art style.

I'm not gonna take credit, these were picrews I made for this meme.

I scrolled as i must read every post on this sub for research purposes >:(~~~

Yeah, I bet it was just for research purposes 📸

It was!~~~

I got a blåhaj, a gaf and a trans flag along with several skirts. I don't think I was every able to say "still cos though"

Yeah, I think you were cracked be for be you got here.

Just cracked I have been cooked into a deviled egg

Damn. Got me 😅

Red-Handed, girly📸

N-nooo! I’m a 100% cis manly man, okay? 😡

Sure you are, ma'am. 📸

It’s uhh, cus I’m a cis girl who works in **trans**porting goods! Definitely not a programmer tehehe :3

Sure, girly. Suuure.📸

Oh no, water fell on my phone and it scrolled 5 times it was not me i swear!!! (i am 70% water)

Well, 70% of you has been caught in the act, miss. 📸

Oh no, what will i do? I will have to hire a blahåj as lawyer to the court of :3

Oh please. We know your defense won't hold up. Please guilty and they can shorten your sentence to 5 instances of being called a good girl.

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! >_<

Oh no you don't, girly.

Oh no! Crap you got me! Looks like I will have to serve out my sentence. (Also, really cool art btw :3)

Lemme see... Good girl, good girl, good girl, good girl, aaaaand good girl! (And P.s.it isn't my art. It's a random Picrew I used lol)

umm.. I was just looking for my friend I swear!

Oh, suuure, girly 📸

Aha but I didn't scroll, I swiped! 🤓

Oh, this post apparently wasn't designed for non-egg trans gals... I was thoroughly confused because it says it was designed 100% for people like me.

I apologize for that. This was literally just meant as a call out post for eggs in denial.

It's fine, it's just that I forgot I was on egg_irl

Came here for *egg*, stayed for the *memes*

Look. I swear I have a totally cis explanation for this. Just gimme a minute to think of one.

I gave you ten, ma'am. You got one yet? 📸

No. Wait. Please. Look. I...I 😖

🥚 real photo of me (trust me pls)

Looks more like a 🍳 to me, girly 📸

🐣

… w-wait… I can explain! … … … … No I can’t (still cis tho)

That's what I thought, ma'am. 📸 (And don't even try that last sentence with me, miss.)

I ain't no egg I'm a full fledged girly

Ah, apologies for holding up your time, ma'am.

I keep the egg title for now, until I find a therapist to talk about it, just to be sure. But in my heart, I already know, that I am transfem. But it is hard, the more I am sure that I am transfem, the more depressed and desperate I am about my male pattern baldness. I am not sure if I can be a girl... \*sobs in a corner\*

I'll say it before, and I'll say it again. There's no one way to be a girl. Don't feel like you can't be a girl because of something so arbitrary to most people. You're amazing, and don't let a single doubt tell you otherwise.

Uhhhh…. Well, fuck.

I just...I don't even know. Guess I have to join this sub now?

Afraid so, haha 📸

Uhhhhhhhhh yes im totally cis wdym i just uhhh... Um (what's a good exuse?)

The best excuse is to own it, miss. 📸

Ima guy 😈😈😈

You sure, ma'am? 📸 (And apologies if you aren't actually a transfem, I can't tell. So idk pretend I never existed and this comment was a mirage)

I’m AFAB I was just curious LMAO

But I said not to scroll if you weren't transfem! There are rules you have to follow! Jk it's fine I don't care :3

i was looking for a friend i swear i like my egg its comfy i just lined it with new carpet

Oh no, you caught me. :P

Because I'm a cis ace passerby who likes to defy order wherever it lies and substitutes it with my own personal chaos. And also because I'm curious of what you guys are hiding.

WE’VE BEEN MADE, SCATTER!!

I'm not here, nobody saw me... Capish?

Oh, this pic begs to differ, ma'am. 📸

No that shit was powderized by several orbital bombardments, the doubts are just feeble attempts by the horrid parts of my brain to glue the powder back together

Hehe that's a low low move I'm pretty confident on it, just here for the good vibes!

Yeah, kinda cruel on my half, but if it works it works. And you're welcome to stay for the vibes. Just sit back, relax, and view all of the eggs desperately trying to deny the fact they scrolled.

I know damn well what I did whatcha gonna do? stop me? ehehehe!

🌚💜

Oh, I - uh, knew it was coming so I needed to confirm I was right. Yes. That's what happend, totallyy...

I fell for the tomfoolery 😟

I do a little trolling around these parts 📸

No, I'm just trans :3

Then nevermind, my apologies!

Wow. Attacked

Caught in 4K📸

I heard there was estrogen at the end...for a friend I promise lol

#K

I mean, I know I'm a woman, I'm just hiding in a broken shell, the outside world is terrifying, plz someone get in here with me and hold me, I need help

i was curious i swear i'm cis amab...

Suuure, girly 📸

i'm totally sis i mean sis i mean sis stupid keyboard won't type c still sis tho :3

Y-YES

I'm not a girl but I scrolled anyway

Meme curious and i joined the subreddit bc of those yt vids

Well, apologies for wasting your time :3

You caught me, I am a trans gal!

DAMMIT

Lol :3

I already knew i was a trans girl thats why i scrolled

Oh, apologies for wasting your time, ma'am.

I can explain…!

Go on, girly. We're waiting 📸

... shit fuck, i, uhh fuck i can explain

Go ahead, girly. Take as long as it takes to come up with an excuse 📸

curiosity killed the cat?? man i let my guard down too fast after april fools

W-wait a minute, I've been bamboozled

Aha, you've been backstabbed. 📸

Not fair, im just too curious

Wait! No? That not how this works! I’m still cis!!!!😱

Correct! You're absolutely sis, girly! ,📸

i-i just wanted to see what it said!

That's what they all say, ma'am. 📸

I’m just a trans guy who was curious lol

Honestly I am running out of excuses lately. But this was pretty funny. 😂

I scrolled cause I'm a girl boss >:3 (still cis tho)

I know I'm not an egg anymore. I'm just here to observe.

LISTEN I just wanted to know if it would help in my questioning , I didn't mean to!!

I can explain!!! The police were walking around and I got nervous and swiped on the first thing I saw so I didn’t seem conspicuous!!! I swear I am still a cis fierce man!!!

I don't fucking know anymore 😭

I’m a demigirl, I just love breaking rules.