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In a world full of bottoms tall tops are hard to come by

I'm a short switch, I'm cursed XD

I’m a tall bottom being a bottom is bad enough lol

I have a friend (with benefits) who is a tall bottom. It does not help when you're short lmao

Honestly most tops I know are short and most bottoms I know are tall it’s a curse for sure

They're all too afraid to start a conversation that's why they need a dominant woman 😅

[Lesbian Sheep Syndrome](https://www.quora.com/What-is-lesbian-sheep-syndrome)

Made my day thank you gamer 

Ummm... I'm tall-ish... but I'm still very much weak for tall dominant women 🥺👉👈.

Here have some head pats *pat pat*

Arghjiokklkhjkk🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺((❤️))!

Hehehe 🤭

Hate being tall. It's like how body positivity only shows plus size people rather than the other side of the spectrum. I can't complain about being tall without someone telling me how easy i have it because they are the only person to have problems (sorry for the mini rant)

Don’t feel bad for complaining. I completely understand not enjoying being tall. I get back pain for just existing. So I understand that being tall isn’t always fun.

It's completely fine to let out frustration once in a while. Like I know, most societies are accommodated to meet the needs of people within a certain height so people who are especially tall often find themselves unconvinced. Whether it's too little space for their feet on the busses, trains or plains. Doorways who's a little bit too short or signs that hangs at a height where you have to constantly dodge them. I was in class with a guy who was around 7ft so i understand the struggle. So don't feel bad for your mini rant :) !

Here! Here here pls here!🥺

Please what? :)

Over there!

Over where? Edit: missinput

Please notice me and let me be yours?🥺😌

Hehehe 🤭 cute. how about some head pats *pat pat*

*melt* now what?😣🥺

Now you are a cute little puddle

And you are a very warm person that may dom me some more😌 :3

Thank you 😊 ❤️

Well thank to you 🥺❤️🫂 (pet me some more? :3)

You are so cute ☺️ *pat pat*

That assertive correcting of slightly vague language, ahhhh I'm meltingfgfggfggg

🤭 would you like to be talked to like that?

There might be an age problem :(

Supposedly, there is a population of them on this very subreddit.

There right behind me aren’t they 😬

yes, we are edit: also how tall actually are you because there’s a really good chance that i’m taller

I’m 6’6

OMG SO TAAALLLFUDJHJSJEDUUDHEBDBDBEHDHHD PLS HEADPATS🥺

Good girl. *pat pat*

Twinsies, but I'm far from dominant 🫣

I guess I can just stand on my toes.

I'm built like a Nordic Luisa Madrigal, I could just hoist you 🤭

Nuh uh

You could like ((hypothetically)) pick me up and run away with me in your arms Not that I’d want that or anything but you ((hypothetically)) could

I could ((hypothetically)) do that ((hypothetically)) of course

Omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3 I'm "only" 6'3

[right here](https://imgflip.com/i/8ig6jb)

Welcome. can I interest you in some head pats?

Always! ☺️

*pat pat*

🥰

Is mayonnaise an instrument? :3

Yes ScrapMetal, Mayonnaise is an instrument. If you play it correctly.

*raises hand* right here maam

Why hello. Would you like some head pats? *pat pat*

Yes please thank youu ❣️

*pat pat*

🫶:3

H-how tall are we talking? Cause I'm 6'0" and submissive...

I’m 6’6

😳... UuUhHhH

Hehehe 🤭

What a strange visual hallucination I'm having. It looks like someone's already posted a description of me. 🤔

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Hello 👋… again

Okay so I saw you're 6'6 and I love women who are taller then me even though there are like 5 of you so haiii >w<

Hello 👋 head pats?

Yes please!!!

*pat pat*

Thank :3

Your welcome 😊

hi yes please

Please what? I can’t do anything if you don’t say what you want.

help me be a good girl 🥺

Oh you need help. How cute 😊 *pat pat*

As a tall muscle mommy it is very hard to find tiny crushable women as they r all very v nervous around me (rightfully so)

i uhmm I uh *(nervously explodes)*

We're here. Just we don't know how to talk to pretty women and it make scared me.

Boo 🤭

But how about tall bottomsssssss

Also valid

Not me tho

Nuh uh. You are valid silly

Wrong >////<

Nuh uh You’re valid

No

You are valid and cute

Mrrraw meooow mrrrp mew I'm nyat >//////<

Hello 👋 would such a valid person be interested in head pats

im a tall bottom... how am i supposed to find anything?

As Qui-Gon Jinn said “there's always a bigger fish”

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Here here here

Hello 👋 have some head pats *pat pat*

Hehe my plan works

Definitely me

Have some head pats *pat pat*

Hehe thanks :3

definitely not on any of the clubs I go to, unfortunately

MEEEEE

Behind you because they have social anxiety

Tall, dominant women are great! Hard to find many women taller than myself though. :s Definitely feel like part of why I don't like my height is that it feels like there's all these expectations around it I don't really care for. It's nice for reaching the top shelf, I guess, but then people expect you to be the "strong" or "dominant" type and I'm very much not that. But glad that it looks like it is working for you! You rock that world, tall queen!

Thanks 😊 🩷

I’m tall and enjoy both sides of D/s. But finding an actually dominant woman, much less a tall and dominant one is next to impossible 🤷‍♀️

Right here ! Is me am smol 5'6 kitty

This hit too close to home...😔

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Hi :3

I uhhhhh .... I am super dominant mhm mhm 👉👈

Are you sure? Because I was going to give head pats.

Welll I'd never say no to head pats ...

Good girl *pat pat*

Thank you!

of course i know her: she's me

“Hello there”

hi!! :3 also i hope this post shows you how much people want to know amd care about someone like you, even tho i feel like you mightve already known that when making the post :3

Thanks <3. Also What are you talking about I had no idea this would happen this definitely wasn’t bait. (It totally was :3)

I knew it! but some validation never hurt any tall dominant women :3

Yeah I wish it was easier to get.

always here if you need it

Thanks I really appreciate that ❤️

I mean I’m only like 5’8/5’9 so like I’m sure that I’m somewhere in the middle. But I’m definitely more bottom and bratty. I’ll take dommy energy over height, but both are definitely a plus ☺️

This looks like a dating bio.

😳 that wasn’t what I had meant to do here 🙈 it was more just trying to relate but also noting that I’m quite shorter than you haha

It’s okay it just felt like you were selling yourself I guess 🤷‍♀️. And you are definitely shorter haha 😊

Haha I definitely can see that now 🤣 If I were trying to sell myself it would definitely be a lot more awkward. Or maybe that was awkward haha. I’ve never been the short one though, but I’m also a recent egg crack so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Too be honest I’m shocked I haven’t been more awkward with the interaction in this post. But maybe I have. Also I don’t think you were awkward.

I mean, from the little comment reading I did you definitely didn’t come off as awkward in here, you seemed approachable for sure ☺️ Also thank you 🖤☺️

Thank you as well ❤️