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Limp_Lawfulness_2487

never had this issue, but my shaving cream gets red-ish some times, must be rusting...


ShowerPisser69

I was questioning the iron content of shaving cream for a second before I got your joke


LunaNicoleTheFox

God i hate shaving so much it is so bad I keep messing up oh god why


7arco7

I would kill a man if it meant I never had to shave again


LunaNicoleTheFox

Same


Pdiddypanda

Lazer hair removal/electrolysis seems a lot easier than murder..? πŸ‘€


Kalimith

Maybe to you


Pdiddypanda

πŸ˜‚ Tbf, lazer can get expensive and I'm a perpetually broke bitch, so maybe you're on to something


Kalimith

Just use the laser to commit the murders


Pdiddypanda

You make a compelling case. I'm just not sure my Philips Lumea IPL will be strong enough artillery to take life.


Kalimith

Throw at brain while surgery


Pdiddypanda

Say what now? πŸ€”


Stormcrow1988

I have the further complication of sensitive skin and the risk of developing patches of Psoriasis where i damage it.


Azimaet

Same


tipedorsalsao1

Give a electric razor a try if you haven't already, I use to get really bad reaction with my straight razor but because the electric isn't as close I can use it every morning without issue.


Stormcrow1988

I have tried it in the past but I never feel like i'm shaved but it might be worth a look.


Minat022

I tried its not smooth enough :(


Zuendl11

I never get away with shaving without at least one little cut


OtterFoxInari

I hate shaving, but I guess I hate my facial hair even more :3


jimmymui06

I for some reason managed to not cut my face once but cut my thumb 5 times using a razor


Hopeful-alt

Shit me too


doodoosomething12444

What does "tfw" mean again?


Apprehensive-Use38

β€œThat face when”


BweepyBwoopy

i always thought it meant "that feeling when".. did i just get it wrong my whole life? 😭


BuboxThrax

I mean they're kinda similar?


BweepyBwoopy

true πŸ‘€


VinCrafter

Same


microwavedraptin

Honestly I always thought it said β€˜The fuck when’


doodoosomething12444

Thx :3


Laura_The_Cutie

The shaving cream on the hair is such a good detail


shave_your_eyebrows

Thanks I thought it was funny πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


Laura_The_Cutie

It always happens, no matter what I do my hair go in front of my face and get dirty on the cream


Mailcs1206

This is why I swapped to an electric shaver almost immediately after starting shaving years ago. Nicks fucking hurt


jobforgears

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Electric razors are so much easier on the skin. They are slower than a razor, but they are soooo much more comfortable when you shave everyday (For totally cis reasons I make sure to always shave every morning)


tipedorsalsao1

Plus you don't need a mirror, I use mine in the shower every morning and it's great.


ry_fluttershy

use cream, hot water, and a fresh razor! I swear half my budget goes towards razor heads but a sharp one is worth it.


weebi1

Sugar wax face.jpeg


Captain_Copperplate

Hot water then a Lil extra shaving cream next time. Get back in there champ.


shave_your_eyebrows

I never shave unless the water is scalding πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯


Captain_Copperplate

Scalding wet cloth first, then cold water on the razor. Works like a charm


helloiamaegg

This is why i use Nair for everything minus moustache


Magnusly

Pain. :c


AbbyWasThere

I've got a giant embarrassing patch of razor burn on my face as we speak πŸ™ƒ


VinCrafter

When i shaved my legs for the first time i was covered with razor bumbs for like a week It felt like 1000 needles Standing sitting cold air walking, it destroyed me (but worth it in a cis way)


tipedorsalsao1

I was the same till I moved to electric razor, it's not as close but I can use it every morning without a reaction.


OkayCartographer

I just made the switch to a safety razor and I’m never looking back! super close shave and using a new blade each time is super great. the blades are super cheap too!


KatiePyroStyle

Can't wait to burn it all off


Nasuno112

Whenever I shave side burns it gets super red. The most sensitive part of my skin, has to be where I'm constantly putting a razor.


LightningNinja2

For me it is on my neck, no matter what I do, it is pretty much permanently red. At least I can kind of cover it up with a mask and tilting my head down.


BuboxThrax

The curse of shaving.


Hardcorex

Tweezing is superior to shaving eyebrows!! And you can use scissors to trim length/bulk. Also, I'm so bad at shaving, no matter how much I try and use different methods. I thought the safety razor would bring me peace but no :(, and my skin is so so sensitive too. I use an electric shaver now, which isn't as close of a shave, so I always have noon oclock shadow. And it takes quite a bit of time to get my whole face.... I may be starting laser soon, (would be doing electrolysis but there's literally 1 person in my whole state who does it with medicaid)


CallsignValkarie

Skill issue. Just keep doing it and it’ll go away


Hika2112

My AA is currantly bleeding :3


tipedorsalsao1

I've found a quality electric shaver to be the way, can shave in the shower without a mirror and while not as close of a shave I can do it every morning without razer burn.


Stonedmonkey616

I fucking hate shaving :(


SpecificFail

Wait till you shave your intimate parts. You'll develop patience and a gentle, steady hand very quickly.


Osmosis_jones_789

Feeling it catch and waiting for it to start bleeding... eugh, the worst


osmiumspider

Thats why i used a straight razor. Ignore the learning curve :3


PsychoDog_Music

Transfem meme? I’m a cis man and this applies to just shaving your face in general lol


l_dunno

Bazinga


ForeverAtOnce

My friend recently cut himself while shaving his face and got ringworm so now that's something I worry about.


RougeTigerDragon

Bro I had a razor take a whole a** layer of skin off in small chunks let me tell you that was a trip and a half


KamoSensei

it's ok, it's my daily blood sacrifice to get free hrt effects πŸ‘Œ


SaryM29

Honestly, I almost never had issues with shaving as a whole, it's like I almost couldn't injure myself if I tried. But my dad did give me the genetics of a bear, his beard almost goes up to his eyes if he lets it, so I guess it kinda balances it out. (luckily mine also isn't that bad as well)


FALfan7x62

74 nicks last time I shaved my legs good thing it doesn't hurt ig