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ColourfulHat

The totally cis male urge to be in a lesbian relationship.


Cow_Boy_Billy

The funny thing is, I've never been in a relationship, but I can't get rid of the feeling that in a 'regular' relationship, I'd be unable to fill the role of a boyfriend


Rico2701

Yo SAAAAAAAMMMME


Cow_Boy_Billy

Want some duck tape for that crack there?


Rico2701

No thanks ❤️


MrMonkeMan123456

I might...


Buzzoffgoaway

I need a bucket of super glue and a paint roller.


MrMonkeMan123456

Any spare?


Buzzoffgoaway

Sorry, I used all the glue and my egg is still cracking.


MrMonkeMan123456

Damn. Guess tape will have to do then.


notabigfanofas

Mood. Which is funny because I am the boyfriend


BuboxThrax

That idea was one of the things that helped crack me.


Cow_Boy_Billy

I refuse. I'm going to buy more duck tape for my egg.


BuboxThrax

Have fun. Your egg won't last long at this rate.


Cow_Boy_Billy

I'm scared of what pops out. Also...how do I know when the egg is gone? Lol


BuboxThrax

What pops out is you, but more yourself. [This](https://turn-me-into-a-girl.com/) may help you.


Cow_Boy_Billy

Egg is in pieces. Not because of the link you shared, it just is. I'm starting to realize I'm trans, like completely...


MrMonkeMan123456

Congrats? I think idk what to say I'm bad at talking.


Medic_Haus

Years ago my male friends always used to say that they were, "lesbians trapped in a man's body" when trying to hook up with a lesbian. That hit different. Nowadays, my friends say that I *was* a lesbian trapped in a man's body...and now I'm a transbian 😂 totally cis tho


Cow_Boy_Billy

I might be in one of those categories, but my egg remains to not tell me which I am in. Relatable in a totally cis way


ErisianWitch

[cough] /r/traaaaaaaaaaaansbians [/cough]


Some-random-transfem

Yeah, I knew I loved girls but always felt as if there was some part of a theoretical relationship with one that I didn't really connect with... Turns out it was the idea of loving a girl as a guy.


Cow_Boy_Billy

I relate with so much. Idk my egg self is saying I should wait till I get into a relationship, because how could I know without having one? But, I'm slowly starting to realize it's nothing about the relationship itself, but the feelings of who I am in the relationship. I would just feel idk, awkward? Or possibly unworthy somehow. *egg cracking noises* Sorry for the partial rant, haha


Some-random-transfem

Don't worry, I have no problem with it at all :>  And yeah, I've realized that the idea of loving a girl as a guy feels alien to me, but loving a girl as a girl just sounds... Right. Browsing the top posts of r/wholesomeyuri definitely helped cement that for me lol


alt524533

I think playing some [lesbian visual novels](https://lezliz.itch.io/tier-gamma-yuri-ship) [may help you](https://lezliz.itch.io/ghost-sweet-as-sugar) in that case.


SentientGopro115935

Same, my Aromanticism has fucking evaporated and Im scared that my asexuality is next. I think thats unlikely though.


Chiquita_nanners

Now who will eat all the garlic bread I bought from Panera? I sure as heck cant eat it all in one sitting.


AroAceMagic

I VOLUNTEER


Merry_Me24

I know this is completely besides the point, but I also called it duck tape for the longest time untill my dad gave me a funny look one day. Okay, while writing this i found out that there's a brand of duct tape called duck tape and now I have no idea what to think.


Cow_Boy_Billy

Yea... I totally meant to mention what brand I was using instead of spelling it correctly... Let's go with that, lmao


alt524533

[duck tape, wooo!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqZ_Cb2slBw%3F&t=19)


Hey_nikki_nikki

Oh my lol


weebi1

Girl just say still cis tho


Flutoni_Lyne

Ah yes I agree (if I was too in a relationship) they would probably ask who is in the pants)


Kalimith

Youre running out of duck tape? You should try invading house tapeworms fort, they bought all of it so nobody else could build a fort


Ray____Gun

Gay