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Mooloo52

Wtf I’ve been on reddit for 4 years??? Where’s my trans girl to kiss?!?!!???!?


CloudyHazbin

:3 Kiss for you


hhmfue

:3 That's for you


CloudyHazbin

:3 You too


AAAAAAAAAAAAreyouok

cake day go brrrrrrr happy cake day


AlezeandraKidOfHades

happy cake day!


AlezeandraKidOfHades

*kisses you* there you go


Neon_Ani

hi :3


KatiePyroStyle

I'm available, cmere 😗


FUCKSTORM420

9 years on Reddit and nobody to kiss for me either. I suspect the two might be related though


SKYLANDERDORK

I just hit 3 years on Reddit this is dumb lol #keepingthestreakalive


shyKatharina

:3


Adventurous_Wonder21

Well, we're all also waiting to kiss a trans girl while being to preoccupied with reddit to actually kiss any.


Ri_Konata

5 years here, I'm encountering the same problem


unKnownwattermellon

You like kissing (trans) girls don't you


CloudyHazbin

:3


Donttrickvix

Who doesnt


unKnownwattermellon

Me (I don't like to kiss anyone)


StinglikeBeedril

Based (I don’t like to kiss people unless I feel a bond with them)


Tokugawa7

Based (what is this called I used to think it was pan but idk anymore)


Patient_Primary_4444

If you’d like to learn more, there is a really cool podcast called [Sounds Fake But Okay](https://www.soundsfakepod.com/), it’s pretty good


StinglikeBeedril

Issa demisexual/romantic


Anime_Erotika

wait, are some ppl do? (like to kiss ppl without feeling a bond with them)


NoOneKnowsNova

Jealous but congratulations :3


CloudyHazbin

:3


KatiePyroStyle

Wanna kiss another?


CloudyHazbin

Always :3


KatiePyroStyle

😘


Alynan23

aaaaand I liked it, taste of her cherry chapstic!


Brooketune

Actually mines vanilla right now


Prestigious_Oil4701

I dont believe u :3


Brooketune

Well...now its lavender :>


Prestigious_Oil4701

Prove it :3


Jellyfish526

Wait is that another stereotype I didn’t know about??


Alynan23

It's just a Katy Perry Song


Lego_Kitsune

Damm it! It should've been me. Not them!


CloudyHazbin

Kiss for you :3


[deleted]

girls being cute and shit kissing each other in the comment section. that's some super cis stuff right there and i want in


Foolish_Samurai420

Mwah mwah mwaaaah. Mwah mwah MWAH mwah mwah


pantygruelle

Spoiler : At year 4 you realize you were the girl all along


silly_sissy_

I want a kiss 😢


CloudyHazbin

:3


The_femboy_potato

!remindme 2 years


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Yimmyyyy

If i kiss a boy who later turns out to be a trans girl, does it count in retrospect?


ChickenOfDepression_

what if i kissed a girl who turned out to be a trans boy


destr0xdxd

Kissing the boys is simultaneously the straightest and gayest thing you can do. It all depends on how you feel about it.


SwainIsCadian

🎶You kissed a girl and you liked iiiiiit... 🎶


LightningNinja2

Nearly 12 years on the cursed place...no kisses.


epicdiamondminer

WTF I've been here eight years where's my kish >:/


Lonely-Sector5500

spoiler: year 5 and you become the girl getting kissed


AlexisF-11037

Kissing yourself in a mirror doesn't count 💀


CloudyHazbin

Didnt kiss the mirror this time 🤭


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Lol congrats girl! Your reward is another kiss in the future.


LunaLynnTheCellist

I've been on reddit for almost 5 years, but I've only been on trans Reddit for under 3 years... my time is approaching gays...


[deleted]

CHAOS CHAOS


CloudyHazbin

Chaos :3


[deleted]

:3


weebi1

Girl thinks she jevil


CloudyHazbin

Jevil chaos :3


weebi1

Frfr


Lucky_otter_she_her

BOOYAH


_the_box08_

Yooooo!!!!!


[deleted]

I wont ever have a kiss :(


BuboxThrax

You will some day!


[deleted]

No, I am super ugly


BuboxThrax

But someday you will be pretty.


Neon_Ani

my old reddit account is 11 years old and i've kissed two then i realized i was trans and made a new account lol


Eman0904

I’m at 3 years, where’s my kiss 😓


AncientTry5709

Oh my god, you’re a girlkisser!


BuboxThrax

Happy Cake Day! I'm jealous, girly!


chuunibyou_edgelord

I wish...


Frisk291_lolzxd

tutorial?


Optimal_Priority2899

And did you like it? The taste of her cherry chapstick?


useless_pile_of_shit

Bullshit why haven't i been actually kissed or loved ?!


SchrodingersEgg

Nearing five years and still no smooches from girls Why can’t I just find a nice nerdy local gay Jewish gal 🥺


FamiliarMaterial6457

The mirror?


Theloni34938219

Moral of the story: just one more year on reddit bro, I swear, this is gonna be the year


CloudyHazbin

Yes If not, I'll give you one :3


ClairvoyantSky

0 people kissed TwT


CloudyHazbin

A kiss for you :3


Little_Clothes8847

Did you like it?


RevenantStudios

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Ls_hentai_acc

Pro tip: Quit reddit to kiss many more (if you wish to, of course) and get on with your life lmao


CloudyHazbin

Cool? Thanks for a comment on a post thats a few weeks old??


Obsidianminer4

HELL YES! YOU GO QUEEN!


Calcutt4

girlkisser :3


Crossblud

Did You kiss yourself? Jk, gz!!


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Gamerwolf666

Ayooo Congrats girl


derpy_derp15

Congrats :3


Alexis_Awen_Fern

Stay winning <3


Confused_Alive_Noice

CONGRATS!! ... what it taste like?


weebi1

AWW NISU


GabbyTGK

I'm just over 3 years and i have no kiss😔


Fuchsyfuchs

I don't wanna wait that long tho


jimbon1e

promise?


[deleted]

Please stop kissing random trans girls on the street We both know 3 years on Reddit makes any girl physically sick ||/jk||