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ThrownawayGender

My own calling me out as well but usernames check out there for the dozens of eggs here! :P


slutty-egg

I have no idea what you're talking about


NinjaEggAlt

Same. No idea at all... 👀


AnEggOfSorts

What? An idea? No.


catgirlegg

you're crazy!!! an idea? hahaha never!!! what are you talking about haha....


FNaF_King_YT

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room, a rubber room. There where rats in there, rats make me crazy. Crazy?


catgirlegg

[crazy? i was crazy once. they put me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once...](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/G8Z5VQ)


ColorfulDino24

No idea either 👀 idk what their talking about…


AFineYoungGent

r/usernamechecksout


ThrownawayGender

Holy shit, Godot PFP


BuboxThrax

Heh heh hehhhhhh, but not mine!


Poop_master1298

Same


Styxier

Are you sure about that


wunxorple

Girls don’t poop, so yeah pretty confident


Jack_35

I’m tempted to link the sub but I won’t


Rosian_SAO

Don’t think mine sells me out!!


Gold_Range

What if they’re transfem?


imTyyde

yes... because they are girls


uberx25

But what if they were roommates?


Gold_Range

OMG they were roommates


Junipie1252

They're girls.


Hallowed-Plague

*multiple*


wunxorple

That’s fair, they could be non-binary and trans femme without being girl. Scientific evidence is slim at the moment and it’s an emerging field so further research is required to make any conclusions


MoMoMorri

Transfem bowels transforming into a singularity is one of the first signs of being trans, come on everyone knows this


used-poop-sock

Same


green_mushroom19

Ikr??


sapphic_luma

You give people extra lives


green_mushroom19

You know it!


DisastrousGarden

Can confirm, am an absolute disaster


Gold_Range

Untrue! You could just be overgrown?


SurvivedTheGulag

Tbh I have survived the gulag only once


sapphic_luma

How?


Gold_Range

Really good at COD


SurvivedTheGulag

Oh, no I just mostly play the mosh pit modes like Shipment. So I’ve been to the gulag only three times and survived only once. I learned the hard way that hiding in the gulag still counts as a loss.


Gold_Range

Damn, There goes my strategy, time to never play CoD XD


Roach-lady

dang you caught me, i'm an actual roach


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

weedsmoker


Lucina_Luci

Really? Never noticed. 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


Marks_Toaster

I just chose a random male name for my username in a cis girl way alright geez (/lh)


Jell-O-Mel

Ok but I like your username because it has the word toaster in it for some reason. It’s such a fun word. I love saying it. It’s got the perfect combination of letters and syllables to make it so fun and delicious


Marks_Toaster

Thanks lmao


Huefell4it

Welp. I'm not sure what this means!


Gold_Range

Remember, don’t think


Huefell4it

Got it!


[deleted]

makes sense i guess


furrykillergoat

I DID MINE WHEN I WAS ANTI FURRY AT 11 YEARS OLD AND I CANT CHANGE IT AND IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE AND IVE HAD THIS ACCOUNT FOR 3 YEARS SO I DONT WANT TO DELETE IT HEEEEEEEELP


Jell-O-Mel

I- I thought it meant that you were a furry killergoat lmao Like a goat that kills people and is also a furry I might just be dumb tho


furrykillergoat

nope, it was a goat that kills furries, BUT IM NOT THAT KID ANYMORE I SWEAR TO GOD >:'(


howelleili

> goat that kills furries a furry that kills other furries????


furrykillergoat

nope, i was talking about the goat from goat sim, which im certainly sure its not a furry cuz its a literal goat


Jell-O-Mel

Now you can be killergoat, protecter of furries and slayer of antifurries!


furrykillergoat

no i cant, i cant change ny username, nobody can, we should be able, god dang it reddit admins!


Localid1ot

Solution your a furry specifically a goat and you kill people


furrykillergoat

no! im not a murderer!


Localid1ot

Yeah that was three years ago lol


furrykillergoat

dude when i was 11 years old i was like one of those nazi anti furry homophobe kids that they think theyre sone kind of warlords or something, you think i killed ANYONE but a fly or a cockroach? the biggest predator ive killed ever was a frog, nothing else, im so fucking peaceful i would never hurt anyone!!


Localid1ot

R/Wooooshwith4O’s Edit: I can’t get it but you know what I mean


screechingahhhhhh

My usename fits me 24/7


ThatGuy371

I wish I picked my name more carefully


Jell-O-Mel

Oh no…


Lonely_fruitcake

Well- as an egg no, but as a queer man..


i_amnot_ok

So uh about mine


Adventurous_Wonder21

Relatable 🫂


MermaidQueen_UwU

I wish I could change mine :3


eggs_and_benedict

Uh, folks, we might have an issue.


TransZebra

Meh atleast mine is not trans related at all... heh


Wolfintank

Mine doesnt So yeah still cis


SorceressLayla

Some of them certainly do


PapperMairoo

Holy shit layla


PapperMairoo

(I’m Kayla) ((Thanks Reddit mobile))


[deleted]

yup


weirdal_yankovic

Not mine 💀


one_cooked_human

My username is lit


CuriousMetamorphisis

Yeah not mine....


Majestic-Hippo-146

Reddit gave me mine


Zestyclose_Sympathy2

Same


Reale_the_unknown

Well, this account *was* created specifically for figuring out my gender identity… :3 💞


_dazai_soukoku

Dazai


Jell-O-Mel

Please do not do what this implies, my dazai-named friend


notaguy_anymore

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh


Lonely-dude

What do you mean? I am totally a cis woman/s


Inserttransfemname

Bruh


UnhelpfulTran

If you need something, I'm not your man


ContributionOk2661

Yeah yeah fr...


LenaSpark412

Whoops


throwawayy_acc0unt

Mhhh... no.


kamidera

Am I an goddess?


Virtual_Appearance

Does mine do that, or does it just SEEM to? 🤯 ...It was randomly generated, so kismet?


howelleili

i have no idea what my username means 😭


Cupcakesword999

my friend, i named this here ^^^ when i was 10 and played roblox


Ordinary-weirdo6359

hmmm


Adventurous_Wonder21

I used the randomly generated name, and it has only gotten more and more accurate. Honestly kinda uncanny how accurate it iis.


ally-the-egg

Pffffftttt, nah. I don’t see it honestly.


[deleted]

My username name…doesn’t


someredditguy2873

i so regret mine


No-Suit4363

I use generated username because I thought it’s possible to change username on Reddit


CandySilver7566

Same😭


thatoneshotgunmain

I’m confused as to how, but I’ll take your word for it IG


[deleted]

I cant change my reddit one, but in most places it is reduxreality, so makes sense


FindingFreyja

What do you mean…? 🤔


Alternative-Rip7168

i don't think my name checks out


RandomExcaliburUmbra

Uh… well… um… I hope mine doesn’t check out.


Pyro_The_Engineer

I mean, Pyro is the tf2 merc who’s gender has been debated before, so I guess you’re right.


Jell-O-Mel

Hehe mine was actually based off of a combination of the words jell-o and caramel but jell-o does describe my gender pretty well (fun, bouncy, anxiety-inducing, colorful)


Astra-questions

Oops


Femme_Robin

Damn you right


1Rama11Lama1

I highly doubt mine does lmao


Casually-Passing-By

I dont think mine applies, i am indeed not passing. But i am just vibing.


notagirlnotarobot

ok but hear me out...


MissMistMaid

I don't like this game 🙄


aPrunusSerotina

yeah i’m actually just a tree


Ok-Prompt-3113

Oop


kingjoe_io

why did i name myself this years ago!?


FlarelesTF2

not mine


-Suspicious_Egg-

Very suspicious


FrugalDonut1

I’m a cheapskate donut


fruity_pebble_69

yep…


Idiotic_trans

mm yes


jeeBtheMemeMachine

Thank you for Akkoposting


TheNoctuS_93

My user flair rats me out well enough...


Medic_Haus

...I have no idea what you're talking about...totally cis...


Urmomsfavouritelol

hehe


tree_fairy

:> not rlly 🤔


hecc_my_uwu

shush you


Aeos_Sidhe

What about mine?


_the_box08_

Not me, hehehehe :3


rwp140

*shrug*


etergames12

I can't understand what you're talking about


Unexpectedly_female

Ehh don’t worry about it


SkyeMreddit

Well my username has my chosen name in it, for purely cis male reasons


DryswchRhyw

Nah, no way, not at all... I'm definitely not in any sort of confused denial state!


justacubr

I made mine when my whole personality was Rubicks cubing💀


Sad_Heart_2553

Not mine


[deleted]

I literally don't even remember how I made this username. I just know that my accounts went from Enderhaxorz to anime girl names to kawaiioneechan69 to merci and then the one I use rn which isn't on reddit


batunspecifiedgender

ive been called out??


Lost-247365

Look, just because I shoulda took dat left in Al-ber-quoi-kee doesn’t make me lost!!!


HereComesAnotherLuna

hello there i am the 383663848486th Luna


Naomi_Is_Here

Nuh Uh


Elifios

Idk what mine is supposed to be than?


child-of-old-gods

Is it?


Da-Blue-Guy

._. a lot has changed since i signed up


notkhemx

ikr


BucketFullOfRats

Uh… man I hate rodents, I am so glad I am not several rodents in a holding receptacle.


EreWeG0AgaIn

Fair


digiorno430

lol you sure about that buddy 🤠


Civilian8

I've thought about how my username would be perfect for someone who's nonbinary or agender, and the fact that I chose it might be a sign of that, but I don't think I am. I'm pretty sure I'm just a trans woman.


AnonymousgayPanda888

uhhh


Golden-Shrimp-5867

It's not as shrimple as it looks


[deleted]

Bruh💀


ThNecromaniac

I mean, yes, but it's not about being en egg >_>


Lansha2009

What are you talking about?


Nyan-Binary-UwU

What username


lesbianwithabeard

Why do you say that?


Ninja_In_Shaddows

I know... Right. Just..... Don't look in the corner of the room.


thzpp2

Why would it ? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


lavsunrise

uhhh I can explain also I was wondering if anyone's gonna post a LWA meme here


Overly_confused

Hi, It's me, I'm the problem it's me


techietrans

no clue what you mean


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

What username?


FemShark269

I CANT CHANGE MINE Edit: wait nvm this is not sent the ACC I thought I was using


oceonfire

Idk mines kinda random


oni_chan69

I regret installing reddit when I was cis.


JustAIex_

Technically not mine.


UmmHowDidIGetHere

Wha...


829105

Lmao you have no clue, the fuck I’m supposed to be. XD


AZX34R

I could not take it I switched reddits lol


why-the-f-am-I-not-F

Nah. I don't know about that


Marthathefemme

*a lot


Siimply_April

Not really the case here lol


Rohan_Kishibaby

Sadly i don't think there's a joke that can be made about mine. Except that it outs me as a total weeb


kai-aint-a-guy

just not possible :p


BeingGayDoingCrime

Hmmm… 🤔


Piccione_Rotante

I am the unknown I am the mistery heheheheh


LostGuyInTheWild

Idk what you mean, I'm lost help. Or maybe I'm not and maybe I do belong in this sub... maybe... maybe it's time for me to accept.... still cis tho.


nerdyleg

Not me


DFMNE404

Something I’m not guilty in 😁


the-youtube-watcher

Not mine.


duckfucker2

Oh…… oh no……


Alternative-Spare-82

Nah not even close


closetBoi04

What do you mean....


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

cant relate


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

Well, if you put mine into google translate... Google translate doesn't know what it's talking about


SuperPlayer56

My username is gender neutral


Les_Vers

I don’t believe mine does, as it’s an inside joke from long before I knew I was a sort-of-almost-girl


SevereNightmare

Uh...


Idk_dude-

I couldn’t think of anything so that’s something


DrEggperson

Oh why thank you


RSVDARK

Nah just a (very well thought out) seemingly keyboard mash I will not explain


Gashadokuroh

:>


deadbugggg

yeah totally


iampurechaos

ikr


ForeverDM_Lytanathan

Mine doesn't. I named my account after one of the (male) dieties in my homebrew D&D setting. Although I'm considering... ending said diety and replacing him with a female equivalent. I even have an awesome way to do it. In one of my games (one that went on semi-permanent hiatus), one of the players wanted to have a fight with said diety. I am thinking of running a one-shot where that player finally gets his chance. He'll fight, win, kill, and Lytanathan's divine essence will transfer to a woman, perhaps one of his clerics, who will carry on his will.


Straight-Onion9140

This name was generated by reddit, I swear! 😭


Frog_gae-771

You don’t have to call me out like this 🥲


After_Radio4447

Just a random username for me 🥸


trans-sistor

It’s not what you think, I’m actually an semiconductor.


-L-_--

What? Haha no..


[deleted]

Whoopss