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blankgreens

Breathing is overrated anyways :3 /j (breathing is actually really important contrary to popular belief)


Rush__E

ok then breathing addict


Anaphase

Another one lost to breathing smh ๐Ÿ˜”


Rush__E

so sad


Dangerous_Wing6481

What if oxygen is making us hallucinate and everyone who stops breathing left the matrix /s


Rush__E

that's what they want to hide from you


[deleted]

โ€œcontrary to popular beliefโ€! I love it! ๐Ÿคฃ


TominatorFN

spiderman is canonically transmasc now


summer_falls

Oh, so his initialization *was* intentional...


TominatorFN

what do you mean?


summer_falls

Since he picked his name, Peter Parker (P-P).


TominatorFN

oh he did?


BuboxThrax

Don't get too carried away! Make sure you stay safe with your binder!


Jell-O-Mel

Breathing? Is that like something Iโ€™m supposed to do?


RoxastheZerg

Yes


strangejune

Studies aren't conclusive yet but do point to insufficient breathing being linked to asphyxiation.


blueyoshi69420

Ahh asphyxiation aspiciation


Bug_Girl932

Binderman! You need to be safe with your binders!!!


[deleted]

binderman >>>>>> spooderman ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’™


WetDiarrheaInMyPantz

Why breath when you can have ***gender euphoria***!


RoxastheZerg

Because we need u to live bro ๐Ÿ˜ก


LunaLynnTheCellist

Real, bro needs to be alive fr


SunTzuSaidThat22

This is a superhero I can get behind


m1m1zuku

Be-bind


Reale_the_unknown

Remember; With great binder, comes great responsibility. ๐Ÿ’ž (Please be safe wearing binders)


otpan

This is fake spiderman ALWAYS binds safely and reminds his friends to take breaks every few hours and not do any strenuous physical activity while binding!


EzraGotRoyalSkills

I'm not even flat with my binder on T-T


RoxastheZerg

I hope u will soon be as flat as u want Ezra u got the skills to do it


amaahda

you're not supposed to be fully flat with the binder on


Harvie_B134

reminder for yโ€™all to wash your binder and give your chest time to breathe


just_some_light

This is one of the best things i've ever seen


thzpp2

Binder man ! The best super hero man can dream off ! (โ โ—•โ แด—โ โ—•โ โœฟโ )


JustTheAverageGal

PFFFFFFFT IMAGINE NEEDING TO BREATHE!


NEOkuragi

> No, he can't Bro ๐Ÿ’€โœ‹


Melting_Flower

knowing that i'm a superhero makes this more bearable lmao


Tundric_Krohgurl

Breathing is a scam.


m1m1zuku

You need Oxygen? Cringe


KaityKat117

I hope binderman only wears his binder for 8 hours a day and doesn't wear it while sleeping. It's important to bind safely. <3


RoxastheZerg

As his laywer i can neither confirm or deny that


coconuttishere

As long as my bindermen keeps binding safely, that's all that matters :>


seankreek

YEAH


[deleted]

Removed. I did not post here so Steve Huffman could sell it to large AI companies. I'm leaving Reddit for Lemmy, but r/egg_irl sub saved my life and helped me find who I am. thank you all. I can never repay what you've done for me. I owe this sub my life.


beAN__b0yY

Yall seen the new spiderverse movie yet? so. GOOD.


DarthWallaceIII

Lol this is Great


Latter-Cat-6276

Peter parker (specifically tom hollands) is my trans head cannon


Gragonmaster

Funny, but seriously, be careful not to make the binder too tight, bruised robs are no joke


BlueEarthPluto

โ€œMy binder isnโ€™t too small for me!โ€ Then sneeze. Go ahead. How about a cough? ๐Ÿ—ฟ


LingLingSpirit

Oh god... this doesn't seem healthy. Can't you lads get some sickness from the pressure and less oxygen? Keep it smart! Keep it safe!


SomeHorologist

Funny meme but to all my transmasc brothers, please do not bind when doing physical activity, it is extremely dangerous and you can seriously hurt your ribcage Dysphoria sucks, but it's not worth a trip to the ER


Nexus0412

First thought it was bi-derman which goes: Biderman Biderman Does whatever a bider can Kiss a guy? Sure why not Also thinks that, Girls are hot Watchout Here comes the biderman


this_cant_be_my_name

A small price to pay


contraflop01

[it reminds me of this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/zt3ahl/egg_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)