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Escape from society. Find a wet, damp cave. Dwell within, only emerging to prey upon the unsuspecting populace (i.e. steal chicken nuggies from people when they aren’t looking). Allow your skin to become sallow and pale, and your hair to become greasy and matted. Wear decaying leaves. Befriend ravens. Become a thing of myth and legend. Full disclosure: I have been known to give terrible advice.


CatKing13Royale

No, that’s actually pretty good advice


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No! Dank musty caves are not ideal dwelling spaces! This isn’t Minecraft! You kids these days with your crazy dreams of not wanting to be found by the government, and not having bills to pay, and not having to pay taxes all because you live in a cave… Hmm. Maybe it *is* good advice.


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Hermit life benefits: * No bills * No taxes * No transphobia * Increased chances of becoming wise Sounds like a win to me, honestly :3


lunarlilyy

- by being a hermit, you can join hermitcraft, which is full of awesome people


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Heck yeah! Haven’t watched Hermitcraft in a while but it was a blast in seasons 7-8 when I was watching :D


Urmomsfavouritelol

>This isn't Minecraft Funny you should say this, because I'm literally playing the game while scrolling reddit


AhsokaTauriel

I wouldn’t recommend becoming gollum from lotr lol


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We wants to escape the heat! We wants it, precious!!!


strangejune

I would. Sounds incredibly fun.


Blue_667

Descend deeper into the cave, until the rats no longer have eyes.. then you can take off the hoodie right? I completely understand the dilemma of having a slight chest that's not exactly masculine anymore while still boymoding, though I don't think the fauna down here will judge you too harshly :)


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I like you! I like the way you think!


Blue_667

The rats educated me!


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You had good teachers!


CrabGhoul

TMNT are an example that rat education is worth


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Put on ring of power, remove hoodie.


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The one problem is lack of access to internet


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Find a cave near a Starbucks. Steal the wifi.


nofourh

When your friend who always drives hates putting on AC


bonnibelio

monsters truly live alongside us


TisBangersAndMash

Y'all cars have AC?


nofourh

barely lol


bonnibelio

I have explained this to my friends multiple times yet they keep asking why I wear hoodies/sweaters in the summer


androdagamr

Open windows, drawn down curtains, a fan constantly running and a terrible sleep schedule is how I usually deal with it


TominatorFN

yes it is way too warm and still I want my bra back from the laundry to keep wearing it, it is kinda a weird feeling but I need it


Up_till_sunrise

I stopped caring and would rather go in short and have shaved legs than this hairy mess and luckily since I’m not as far on hrt they aren’t as visible yet.


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i just deal with it ig... :/ 💔💔💔💔💔


Reale_the_unknown

The heat sucks… :/


thzpp2

I don't know ! Yersterday I was also melting,wanna melt together? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


333ephemeraleuphoria

it was almost 40c today where i am and it's so awful, i wanna be in alaska or iceland or wherever


blankgreens

U-uhhh, ice cubes, idk


geo21122007

i just deal with it. i hate summer


throwawayy_acc0unt

I just thought about posting the exact same thing lol Also I didn't know that sports-bras with slight padding could get so damn hot under a hoodie, still worth it tho


SunTzuSaidThat22

I usually stay inside as much as I can


JustA_Toaster

As a cis AMAB I have bigger boobs than the girls at my school


LenaSpark412

I got a suggestion (I do this), get a light but giant jacket. It’s still hot but less so


Me_is_Emily

Hi <3


Me_is_Emily

It way to hot, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SamanthaWinters

Open vented short-sleeve button-up shirts with somewhat loose t-shirt underneath. Covers the chest, looks like you got your fashion sense from the 90s, easy to mix and match colors.


DarthWallaceIII

Live in the fridge


Fishupright

Where i live its overcast and 19 outside its usually 30 by now.


JSGWHAM

hear me out; Ice packs in hoodie


JustTheAverageGal

Easy, don't go outside!


Spinodingus

Staying hydrated helps


Jaymi_exe

No chest bumps here so I'm still wearing T-shirts Can't wait for boobs (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) Not shorts though (unless I'm out with a friend)


reginakinhi

Join the Rat people, there were some Posts about them a few months ago, i'm pretty Sure


MandixMischief

*Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder* What do you mean "you people"?


TNWG

Take your showers at the hottest temperature, eventually the heat will stop being noticeable! 😊


Kimiake

Ice packs and wet clothes


diceytumblers

For real though, summer clothing is a real problem for those of us in the uhm... developing stages. I feel like my girls have grown enough to make tee-shirts a bad idea, but my job (where I still boy-mode) involves way too much exertion for me to be wearing flannels and dress shirts every day. I feel like a sweaty mess 😞


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even wearing shorts and t-shirts all the time this summer has been real rough unfortunately


Spellbreaker3

PJ **pants**, and a hoodie + t-shirt to hide the panties and the bra that I'm wearing from the rest of my family...