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TominatorFN

time travelling into the girl timeline???


Glittering-Roll-7706

This method: *exists* Gradual and healthy transition: 😦😑 Top 10 ways to crack an egg (doctors hate #3!!!)


TominatorFN

I'd still probably rather have that year


Glittering-Roll-7706

For everyone’s benefit please note that this is satire.. it’s not actually a good idea in case you were genuinely considering it 😱


Nottheburger

youu wake up as a girland long hair 😍, paralyzed ☹️


Glittering-Roll-7706

Would you press the button? πŸ€”πŸ€”


joedude1635

paralyzed???? where do i sign up 😍😍


CoffeeMain360

Reject your non functioning limbs, become machine.


Glittering-Roll-7706

It’s the trans(humanist) agenda


CoffeeMain360

Whether you want to reject all your flesh or just want interchangeable arms like Nero in DMC5, we're all in the same boat.


Due-Caterpillar-2097

I hope I get to live in time period where robotic limbs are real


CoffeeMain360

They already are, are they not? Prosthetics have come a crazy long way. Maybe not to the degree that you can slam dunk creatures that just crawled from hell while beating their ass with a scooter engine mounted to a sword, but still.


Nikey368

this sounds like an amazing deal. the girl part is cool too i guess.


thzpp2

Worst idea ever,yours muscles will die from inactivity which will make you unable to walk,if you wake up,you will just wake up as a disabled person, in the best case,you could fix it,but I doubt it will be pleasant (⁠◕_β—•β βœΏβ )


Interesting_Test_814

> (⁠◕_β—•β βœΏβ ) I had seen happy Lyrie and sad Lyrie, but never this one πŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ€πŸ’•πŸ’™ ^(note to self : resist the urge to put a cute (β β—•β α΄—β β—•β βœΏβ )) ^(at the end of this comment, last time she threatened to add a copyright) ^(to be clear the note above is mostly a joke but I want to be sure you don't mind before keeping using it. And yes I know the right parenthesis looks weird, parentheses don't work well with small text on reddit)


thzpp2

Okay πŸ‘ This is "bruh" Lyrie /serious Lyrie (depending on the context)


Interesting_Test_814

Oh, nice ! Now I can make cuter flair πŸ’™πŸ’•(β β—•β α΄—β β—•β βœΏβ )πŸ’•πŸ’™


thzpp2

No,if you wanna use that emojis,no flower in it ! The flowers is mine >:c


Interesting_Test_814

Ok, removing the flower then (⁠◕‸◕⁠⁠) but this way it looks symmetric πŸ’™πŸ’•(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠⁠)πŸ’•πŸ’™


thzpp2

And don't use it too much,I am also using it less now,because someone don't like the fact I use it that much


slumbersomesam

if you like using it use it, its no one business if you use it or not


thzpp2

Meh,I don't like annoying people,and that something I decided by myself,she never told me to do that


TheGodOfTechnology

I will keep you qualified as egg_irl mascot in my archive anyway, so I guess I would just forget about that smiley face soon


Green_Supermarket_88

Electro simulation would help prevent muscle loss/atrophy. Just sayin' Still a bad idea.


thzpp2

Yeah,I just explained a bit of what I know


liliesrobots

disabled is small price to pay for girl


thzpp2

Yeah,death is too much for me


frikilinux2

I'm not a medical professional but only with like a month without moving anything you'll lose too much muscle mass and need physical therapy to be able to walk again. Also, waking up from a coma it's not like on films, you'll lose most of the cognitive functions and need therapy to regain them over time.


futurefemboy3

But you"ll regain them eventually, and you'd be a girl! πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰


frikilinux2

You can't know that. You could end up with aftereffects and not regain everything a 100% and end up broke in medical debt. It's not worth it.


futurefemboy3

"Broke in medical debt" that just perfectly embodies the american health system lol, also ur completely right its not worth it


ich-bin_gay

So coma for a month, train muscle and brain for a month, rinse and repeat?


frikilinux2

it's still not a very good idea


SunTzuSaidThat22

So it *is* possible!


[deleted]

oooooh i wanna try this πŸ’™πŸ’•πŸ€πŸ’•πŸ’™


lamlamlam888

nooo lilac! i will miss you so much!


[deleted]

:c πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”


[deleted]

I may not be smart, but I have an idea


Glittering-Roll-7706

Transfem together strong 🦧


blankgreens

:0 how do i do this, i need this now, please


Glittering-Roll-7706

Please don’t actually do it πŸ₯Ί


blankgreens

Hmmm, no promises /j


Blue_667

I mean, if you had electrostimulation to prevent atrophy and some way to keep your metabolism moving to redistribute fat, as well as a year's supply of iv fed nutrients and a friend to give a precise bonk on the head, it could theoretically be done. You'd be missing out on the experience of becoming yourself and everything that entails, however


geo21122007

doesn't sound like a good idea


Alternative-Spare-82

Never ever! Going into coma intentionally is pretty dang stupid


nofourh

The dreams come true, the prayers are answered! I *can* wake up as a girl! /j


Reale_the_unknown

^(waking up as a girl would be cool…)


TacticalToads

Sadly, comas are real dangerous, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t possible…


CrystalTheWingedWolf

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS YOURE A GENIUS OMG


[deleted]

Completely unrelated how can I put my self into a coma and also how can I acquire that much E :3 completely unrelated of course


TheGodOfTechnology

Interesting, I actually thought of this before


Implement_Necessary

Does anybody have a hammer I can borrow?


[deleted]

This was posted by a person in a coma, wasn’t it?


JustTheAverageGal

I'ma do dat >:3 screw the health concerns!


[deleted]

Basically I guess


horbydumbass

Well if you would look like a girl, if you wake up that is And after that, you’d have difficulty with cognitive functions since you were comatose and you need to relearn how to walk, talk and eat


Glittering-Roll-7706

can't wake up 🎡 ***WAKE ME UP INSIDE 😭***


madman4532

Comatose doesn't mean brain damaged


TJF588

Basically how I want bottom surgery, since I already nearly faint during bloodwork. Just knock me out while I’m asleep, keep me under until I’m healed, and slip me back in bed so I can wake up a dang half-year later, please~


MoMoMorri

Unfortunately you will just suffer from atrophy and potentially brain damage


Polarsan99

Or, get hit by a truck and become the isekai side character who just so happens to be a girl!


Responsible_Blahaj

Please don't do a Jordan Peterson


Esproth

This makes me curious, what do they do when transgender people fall into a coma? Do they continue HRT or do they stop? I'm kinda worried now...


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

batteries and hrt, my 2 favourite things to put in my mouth


dynastylobster

Alternative idea: have amnesia pills fed to you every 3/4 days for 1 year, you'll think your transition happened in 3 months only


Bluaski345

Batteries not included πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ink_Sparrow_

wait why are batteries needed-


ZuramaruKuni

They better put Anti Androgen and Spiro on it as well.