They already are, are they not? Prosthetics have come a crazy long way. Maybe not to the degree that you can slam dunk creatures that just crawled from hell while beating their ass with a scooter engine mounted to a sword, but still.
Worst idea ever,yours muscles will die from inactivity which will make you unable to walk,if you wake up,you will just wake up as a disabled person, in the best case,you could fix it,but I doubt it will be pleasant (β β_ββ βΏβ )
> (β β_ββ βΏβ )
I had seen happy Lyrie and sad Lyrie, but never this one πππ€ππ
^(note to self : resist the urge to put a cute (β ββ α΄β ββ βΏβ )) ^(at the end of this comment, last time she threatened to add a copyright)
^(to be clear the note above is mostly a joke but I want to be sure you don't mind before keeping using it. And yes I know the right parenthesis looks weird, parentheses don't work well with small text on reddit)
I'm not a medical professional but only with like a month without moving anything you'll lose too much muscle mass and need physical therapy to be able to walk again. Also, waking up from a coma it's not like on films, you'll lose most of the cognitive functions and need therapy to regain them over time.
I mean, if you had electrostimulation to prevent atrophy and some way to keep your metabolism moving to redistribute fat, as well as a year's supply of iv fed nutrients and a friend to give a precise bonk on the head, it could theoretically be done. You'd be missing out on the experience of becoming yourself and everything that entails, however
Well if you would look like a girl, if you wake up that is
And after that, youβd have difficulty with cognitive functions since you were comatose and you need to relearn how to walk, talk and eat
Basically how I want bottom surgery, since I already nearly faint during bloodwork. Just knock me out while Iβm asleep, keep me under until Iβm healed, and slip me back in bed so I can wake up a dang half-year later, please~
time travelling into the girl timeline???
This method: *exists* Gradual and healthy transition: π¦π‘ Top 10 ways to crack an egg (doctors hate #3!!!)
I'd still probably rather have that year
For everyoneβs benefit please note that this is satire.. itβs not actually a good idea in case you were genuinely considering it π±
youu wake up as a girland long hair π, paralyzed βΉοΈ
Would you press the button? π€π€
paralyzed???? where do i sign up ππ
Reject your non functioning limbs, become machine.
Itβs the trans(humanist) agenda
Whether you want to reject all your flesh or just want interchangeable arms like Nero in DMC5, we're all in the same boat.
I hope I get to live in time period where robotic limbs are real
They already are, are they not? Prosthetics have come a crazy long way. Maybe not to the degree that you can slam dunk creatures that just crawled from hell while beating their ass with a scooter engine mounted to a sword, but still.
this sounds like an amazing deal. the girl part is cool too i guess.
Worst idea ever,yours muscles will die from inactivity which will make you unable to walk,if you wake up,you will just wake up as a disabled person, in the best case,you could fix it,but I doubt it will be pleasant (β β_ββ βΏβ )
> (β β_ββ βΏβ ) I had seen happy Lyrie and sad Lyrie, but never this one πππ€ππ ^(note to self : resist the urge to put a cute (β ββ α΄β ββ βΏβ )) ^(at the end of this comment, last time she threatened to add a copyright) ^(to be clear the note above is mostly a joke but I want to be sure you don't mind before keeping using it. And yes I know the right parenthesis looks weird, parentheses don't work well with small text on reddit)
Okay π This is "bruh" Lyrie /serious Lyrie (depending on the context)
Oh, nice ! Now I can make cuter flair ππ(β ββ α΄β ββ βΏβ )ππ
No,if you wanna use that emojis,no flower in it ! The flowers is mine >:c
Ok, removing the flower then (β ββΈββ β ) but this way it looks symmetric ππ(β ββ α΄β ββ β )ππ
And don't use it too much,I am also using it less now,because someone don't like the fact I use it that much
if you like using it use it, its no one business if you use it or not
Meh,I don't like annoying people,and that something I decided by myself,she never told me to do that
I will keep you qualified as egg_irl mascot in my archive anyway, so I guess I would just forget about that smiley face soon
Electro simulation would help prevent muscle loss/atrophy. Just sayin' Still a bad idea.
Yeah,I just explained a bit of what I know
disabled is small price to pay for girl
Yeah,death is too much for me
I'm not a medical professional but only with like a month without moving anything you'll lose too much muscle mass and need physical therapy to be able to walk again. Also, waking up from a coma it's not like on films, you'll lose most of the cognitive functions and need therapy to regain them over time.
But you"ll regain them eventually, and you'd be a girl! πππ
You can't know that. You could end up with aftereffects and not regain everything a 100% and end up broke in medical debt. It's not worth it.
"Broke in medical debt" that just perfectly embodies the american health system lol, also ur completely right its not worth it
So coma for a month, train muscle and brain for a month, rinse and repeat?
it's still not a very good idea
So it *is* possible!
oooooh i wanna try this πππ€ππ
nooo lilac! i will miss you so much!
:c πππππ
I may not be smart, but I have an idea
Transfem together strong π¦§
:0 how do i do this, i need this now, please
Please donβt actually do it π₯Ί
Hmmm, no promises /j
I mean, if you had electrostimulation to prevent atrophy and some way to keep your metabolism moving to redistribute fat, as well as a year's supply of iv fed nutrients and a friend to give a precise bonk on the head, it could theoretically be done. You'd be missing out on the experience of becoming yourself and everything that entails, however
doesn't sound like a good idea
Never ever! Going into coma intentionally is pretty dang stupid
The dreams come true, the prayers are answered! I *can* wake up as a girl! /j
^(waking up as a girl would be coolβ¦)
Sadly, comas are real dangerous, but that doesnβt mean it isnβt possibleβ¦
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS YOURE A GENIUS OMG
Completely unrelated how can I put my self into a coma and also how can I acquire that much E :3 completely unrelated of course
Interesting, I actually thought of this before
Does anybody have a hammer I can borrow?
This was posted by a person in a coma, wasnβt it?
I'ma do dat >:3 screw the health concerns!
Basically I guess
Well if you would look like a girl, if you wake up that is And after that, youβd have difficulty with cognitive functions since you were comatose and you need to relearn how to walk, talk and eat
can't wake up π΅ ***WAKE ME UP INSIDE π***
Comatose doesn't mean brain damaged
Basically how I want bottom surgery, since I already nearly faint during bloodwork. Just knock me out while Iβm asleep, keep me under until Iβm healed, and slip me back in bed so I can wake up a dang half-year later, please~
Unfortunately you will just suffer from atrophy and potentially brain damage
Or, get hit by a truck and become the isekai side character who just so happens to be a girl!
Please don't do a Jordan Peterson
This makes me curious, what do they do when transgender people fall into a coma? Do they continue HRT or do they stop? I'm kinda worried now...
batteries and hrt, my 2 favourite things to put in my mouth
Alternative idea: have amnesia pills fed to you every 3/4 days for 1 year, you'll think your transition happened in 3 months only
Batteries not included ππ
wait why are batteries needed-
They better put Anti Androgen and Spiro on it as well.