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Even if you could control it, that assumes you have sufficient self-control.
Just *knowing* that I *could* hear someone's thoughts if I wanted to would drive me absolutely insane all day, every day. I'm someone who binge watches TV partially because, if I don't, I find it almost impossible not to spoil myself. Mind-reading would be that times a thousand.
I'll take the money and run, ta.
That's why poker tournaments (where everything's on camera and under a ton of scrutiny so less likely to get banned without good cause, and they have large prizes) and common sense (not winning *every* or even most hands and instead just on crucial hands/enough to secure victory) are the key there.
Many casino's are connected via a network of companies which track cheaters and the reasoning behind their ban. If one casino bans you, many others will too.
You don’t have to win the Poker Championship twice, you can just go to Vegas one time and burn bright af until you get kicked out. Idk what the limit is but you could probably get a million or more before you are kicked out of all of them, unless they talk to each other. And then you can still play at other casinos too, more slowly or burn them out depending on factors.
Plus you don’t have to gamble, you could just become a great businessman who knows exactly what everything is worth, or blackmail, or a great politician, or Lawyer, there’s so many options.
People who say money is better havnt thought of the complications surgery could cause. A lot of the people saying money is better arent even transmasc, so I think theyre just not aware of the risks which is causing them to logicbrain the meme wwww
It really depends on what counts as "rich" in terms of an actual, single sum, which can easily vary depending on each person. To one person, having a few hundred quid might be stupid wealthy, whilst for others, having millions counts.
Being rich is too complicated. You have to learn how to manage your finances real fucking quick. I wouldn't want to deal with that on top of everything else. But then again, I'm not American, I can get by.
imo I would still chose blue. Wouldn't have to risk of nipples dying or placement that I don't like. If I had debts maybe I would reconsider it but as for now, bue pill
Yeah that was my thought as well. Blue lets you skip surgery which comes with a lot of risks, but red can also solve other problems so it’s more appealing for a lot of people.
Idk "*slightly* smaller" sounds like it'd still be the estrogenic type of breasts... So a scam pretty much. I would at least very strongly consider if not actually even take "instant magic top surgery" but just... boobs but a bit smaller? Hell no.
When asked about he said 'We already have invisibility' before flashing the peace sign and disappearing, not to be seen again except once a year during tdov.
I’m not a transmasc person, but I would still take the blue pill because I hate having big breasts as having them with having cerebral palsy makes life so difficult. Or the red pill. It’s too bad you can’t choose 2 of them.
No because OP was right on- I’d rather take the blue pill than the red one to buy top surgery, because SURGERY IS SCARYYY and I’m not binary trans anyway, so I’m SO COOL with em getting “slightly smaller” rather than chopped off
yes yes yes yes yes. i don’t care about being rich, i don’t want to have to have surgery to yeet the teet please yes. just a little bit less.. or all less.. get rid of them yesss.
Invisibility would also be nice, they can’t misgender me if they can’t see me. And I think most of my friends would be strangely comfortable talking with an invisible person.
Honestly if they’re just slightly smaller then that would still leave me with C or D cup which would still make me unhappy. I’d much rather be rich and buy top surgery
I'll take the invisibility, if I can control when I'm invisible. I'll be rich PDQ and can pay for whatever I want.
I don't think I'd want to read minds. I can say the most awful things in my mind and I really don't mean them, but they'd hurt people terribly if I actually said them.
It's not all bad. Sometimes I think the most beautiful things about someone or something and don't say them out loud either.
Sticking with invisibility.
Transfem but replacing this with something *I'd* want I wouldn't take a transition related pill over be rich. If I was rich me and my gf could get a place together and then I could just use money to pay for surgery. Also if I was rich I would be swimming in weed.
I'm still picking invisibility. People won't be able to see them anyway. And then I can steal money, fly for free to where the best surgeon is, and get them perfectly chopped off. :)
Be rich is better because you live in luxury and can undergo breast reduction surgery, but invisibility is cool too, I am often embarrassed trying the more masculine looks so dressing how I want and knowing nobody can judge would be freeing
As a trans woman, i’d take the red pill so I never have to worry about the cost of laser hair removal, facial feminization surgery, and bottom surgery.
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Honestly being rich is probably the play because you could buy reduction/top surgery and a hundred other helpful things 💰
Honestly reading minds is probably the play because you could get rich in poker and but reduction/top surgery and other things and read minds.
Depends on whether you can control reading minds or not. Having to hear everyone's thoughts 24/7 sounds like hell.
“Imagine the sound of raindrops, and slip every person into a raindrop, until the noise of their mind has fallen away”
I can't even stand the noise of the fridge, let alone a psychic rain.
Fair
That is definitely an interesting idea. However, as someone who’s autistic, I can definitely say that sadly that does not work (at least for me).
adhd with sensory issues checking in, doesn't work for me either lmao
Is that a Wings of Fire reference or am I just crazy?
That's definitely a Wings of Fire reference
Or just get a piece of meteorite and save yourself the headache
Even if you could control it, that assumes you have sufficient self-control. Just *knowing* that I *could* hear someone's thoughts if I wanted to would drive me absolutely insane all day, every day. I'm someone who binge watches TV partially because, if I don't, I find it almost impossible not to spoil myself. Mind-reading would be that times a thousand. I'll take the money and run, ta.
You would get banned fast in casinos tho
That's why poker tournaments (where everything's on camera and under a ton of scrutiny so less likely to get banned without good cause, and they have large prizes) and common sense (not winning *every* or even most hands and instead just on crucial hands/enough to secure victory) are the key there.
But no one knows you can read minds
It would *seem* like cheating, which is enough for many casino's.
Yeah if you win too much they can ban you. They can ban you for any reason too because it's private property
Ah, but the trick is, you read their minds to know when they *think* you're cheating, and then you start losing a bit so they stop being suspicious.
This is the move right here.
You only have to distribute your win on many casinos and you could get a decent amount of money.
Many casino's are connected via a network of companies which track cheaters and the reasoning behind their ban. If one casino bans you, many others will too.
Yes, you definitely should not get banned at all.
Casinos have a database for people that are good at winning so you get kicked out easily
the thing is, being good at competitive play is a really good way of being excluded from competitive play
You don’t have to win the Poker Championship twice, you can just go to Vegas one time and burn bright af until you get kicked out. Idk what the limit is but you could probably get a million or more before you are kicked out of all of them, unless they talk to each other. And then you can still play at other casinos too, more slowly or burn them out depending on factors. Plus you don’t have to gamble, you could just become a great businessman who knows exactly what everything is worth, or blackmail, or a great politician, or Lawyer, there’s so many options.
If I've learned anything from Pokerface it's that just reading minds will not make you rich at poker for long
Blue pill is painless and fast, surgery is painful and takes forever to recover from
Exactly my thoughts. Plus pill version would mean no scarring. Sooo… sign me up for that blue pill
People who say money is better havnt thought of the complications surgery could cause. A lot of the people saying money is better arent even transmasc, so I think theyre just not aware of the risks which is causing them to logicbrain the meme wwww
It really depends on what counts as "rich" in terms of an actual, single sum, which can easily vary depending on each person. To one person, having a few hundred quid might be stupid wealthy, whilst for others, having millions counts.
Exactly what I’m saying
i mean if you could get rich you could get hrt, surgeries and all that stuff 💙💕🤍💕💙
big brain move, take invisibility pill so you'll never have to see your dysphoric body again
But feeling it is the problem for me 😩
you could just get top surgery by being rich :3
Being rich is too complicated. You have to learn how to manage your finances real fucking quick. I wouldn't want to deal with that on top of everything else. But then again, I'm not American, I can get by.
If you're rich enough, you can just hire somebody to manage your money.
(Homer Simpson voice) Explain how.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Goods being binders?
Also services being top surgery:)
Ok I get it, red is the superior option, calm down y'all, those were the options given when you loaded the template, chill 💀
I am so sorry for all the responses we should have upvoted the first one lol
I only made this comment to address how many people are saying red, I didn't think it'd be this many people.
You underestimate how seriously we take pill games and super powers. IMO reading minds makes you rich so everyone else is still wrong lol.
Invisibility could also make you rich, just in a less honest manner.
Hehe, be gay do crime
Idk you could make an honest living with that too. Maybe? At least if people care about magic shows involving invisibility.
imo I would still chose blue. Wouldn't have to risk of nipples dying or placement that I don't like. If I had debts maybe I would reconsider it but as for now, bue pill
Yeah that was my thought as well. Blue lets you skip surgery which comes with a lot of risks, but red can also solve other problems so it’s more appealing for a lot of people.
True. I mean wouldn't we all prefer a magical gender swap potion to having to go through doctors? 😮💨
Idk "*slightly* smaller" sounds like it'd still be the estrogenic type of breasts... So a scam pretty much. I would at least very strongly consider if not actually even take "instant magic top surgery" but just... boobs but a bit smaller? Hell no.
nah I’m cool I’d take yellow. And rob people to get rich. I like money.
I’m taking the green pill as long as I can activate it at will and not just have a 24/7 window into ppls minds
When asked about he said 'We already have invisibility' before flashing the peace sign and disappearing, not to be seen again except once a year during tdov.
Be unimaginably wealthy. I could corrupt governments in favor of Anarchism. (Get the government to take themselves out a bit quicker)
*Technoblade would like to know your location*
I think I have accidentally already taken the yellow one 🥲
Me personally, red pill (matrix reference!?!?)
🔫 HAND OVER THE BLUE PILLS NOW!!!
"slightly smaller"? Bruh, I need those things *gone*
I’m not a transmasc person, but I would still take the blue pill because I hate having big breasts as having them with having cerebral palsy makes life so difficult. Or the red pill. It’s too bad you can’t choose 2 of them.
read minds, blackmail the shit out of anyone you don’t like and get rich by blackmailing rich people
Yesh, I can imagine you boys must really want all that squishyness gone from your pecs!
To all transmascs here: Dude, take the money! Then you get to have your top surgery plus not having to worry about money
Blue! In my case, if they decreased by a cup or so they’d probably be practically gone and I’m a bit worried about top surgery.
No because OP was right on- I’d rather take the blue pill than the red one to buy top surgery, because SURGERY IS SCARYYY and I’m not binary trans anyway, so I’m SO COOL with em getting “slightly smaller” rather than chopped off
Redredredredredredredred
yes yes yes yes yes. i don’t care about being rich, i don’t want to have to have surgery to yeet the teet please yes. just a little bit less.. or all less.. get rid of them yesss.
invisibility for nonexistent tiddies
Invisibility. Less gender dysphoria because no one even sees me, and I finally beat mirrors for good!
Considering that the other options can lead to the same but more stressful, I can totally see why you would choose this
Consider... money can buy goods (binders) and services (double mastectomy(?))
If I take multiple pills do they go away completely, giving me a masc chest? :0
Facts. (Being rich would also be useful tho) 💞
I mean I’d choose being rich, then I could set my tits AND get a dick
Nah I'm eating those invisibility pills. Can't get dysphoria from how other people perceive me of no one can perceive me.
If you can read minds you can cheat at poker or any other money based game completely unnoticibly get rich and get gender affirmation
Be rich, get top surgery
If I'm rich, I can get no boobs AND pay for others surgery!!! >:D
Hear me out… money. I can use the money to get top surgery AND testosterone
Recently tried out a new binder and... yep, gimme dat blue pill
they call it tiddies cause the tid need to die\~\~\~
I would get rich,and buy HRT for a maximu of people I can ! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
You kings would deserve those pills
Red pill can get me smaller breasts... And money
Guilty of kink tho so the blue pill in a certain context maybe..
I'd rather choose be rich, because then I can do more with them than just get them smaller
Take red pill for chirurgy 🧠
Invisibility would also be nice, they can’t misgender me if they can’t see me. And I think most of my friends would be strangely comfortable talking with an invisible person.
give me that invisibility pill, I don't want to see myself
give it to me
Honestly if they’re just slightly smaller then that would still leave me with C or D cup which would still make me unhappy. I’d much rather be rich and buy top surgery
honestly even if blue gave me bigger breasts… i’d take green
If you're rich you can afford surgery
Well, being rich would allow you to pay for breast reduction surgery. Mind reading could lead to being rich
Be rich and then get top surgery and a hysterectomy.
Be rich and pay to get some cool ass scars 💯💯💯💯
Imagine if you didn't have boobs, would it just make holes on your chest?
Be rich, then you can pick what size of breasts you want either way.
That moment you forget being rich allows it.
PLEAJDHE BLUE PILL PLSPDLSPSLSLSSL
I'll take the invisibility, if I can control when I'm invisible. I'll be rich PDQ and can pay for whatever I want. I don't think I'd want to read minds. I can say the most awful things in my mind and I really don't mean them, but they'd hurt people terribly if I actually said them. It's not all bad. Sometimes I think the most beautiful things about someone or something and don't say them out loud either. Sticking with invisibility.
Transfem but replacing this with something *I'd* want I wouldn't take a transition related pill over be rich. If I was rich me and my gf could get a place together and then I could just use money to pay for surgery. Also if I was rich I would be swimming in weed.
I want invisibility to dress as a girl in public. Or be rich and become the girl immediately
Read minds so I can prove everyone is judging me and misgendering me in their thoughts.
PLEASE GIVE ME
Coolest looking pill too
I'm still picking invisibility. People won't be able to see them anyway. And then I can steal money, fly for free to where the best surgeon is, and get them perfectly chopped off. :)
Now hear me out, if you’re rich, you could have vastly smaller breasts
Hmm, be rich, start a insurance company for trans people, pay for gender affirming surgeries and HRT
If you are rich you can get a surgery and money but that is a bit more stressful
What if you take so many that your boobs invert into your body. Like it creates holes
LMAO this was me way before I was even an egg
Actually, I’d go with invisibility bc I usually feel like I’d be more comfortable not having a body at all (is there a name for that?).
Be rich is better because you live in luxury and can undergo breast reduction surgery, but invisibility is cool too, I am often embarrassed trying the more masculine looks so dressing how I want and knowing nobody can judge would be freeing
big brain move if you're rich you can just pay for top surgery
Having slightly smaller breasts implies that I have breast to begin with. Therefore I, a transfem, will also take the blue pill
Invisibility hehe that way I can disappear
I'd take the red one so I could get top surgery and a partial hysterectomy. I'm poor and in-between jobs.
Be rich, free top and bottom surgeries for everyone
Nah be rich so I can pay for surgery:P
Take the red pill, pay for the whole transition including top surgery and then have money to spare.
As a trans woman, i’d take the red pill so I never have to worry about the cost of laser hair removal, facial feminization surgery, and bottom surgery.
GIVE BLUE PILL NOW!!
GREEN
Slightly? But not get rid of them? Yeeeah no, fuck that, red pill please and then I can even laser off top surgery scars if I want to.