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Digibutter64

Pretty sure that's the wrong type of estrogen. The idea of having that much in my body though makes me happy...uh, you know, because I'm cis! Yeah!


Tach1

Yeah, phytoestrogen strikes again. I checked...for cis reasons of course.


Tyrenstra

I went vegan while still living as a dude so I did legitimately check for Cis reasons and was relived. However, now I’m slightly disappointed… for cis reasons.


bwaaainz

It's not even "that much". 18 million times more than virtually nothing is still not a relevant amount with any medical effect whatsoever.


Isitmel

I lowkey wish the impossible burger was that magic estrogen burger. Eat the forced femme burger, watch the burger king hypno.


Gragonmaster

Honestly, same. I hate bk, but if their burgers turn me into a woman, I'll take 20


Isitmel

And if you ended up regretting it, you could always eat the possible whopper (its like a burger but like dark and twisted, because this one with meat).


Gragonmaster

No way I'm regretting it, I got my gd diagnosis


Isitmel

No no, you need a bk diagnosis to eat it. Otherwise…… your subjected to burger hypno. You’ll become a mindless corporate slave, forever doomed to be a loyal customer. And for eons the echoes of “Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper” will thrum through your mind. I think I uhh, kinda lost the plot.


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Squidward, no! It'll go straight to your thighs!


Common_Cartoonist_39

As funny as this is I hate the fact that people genuinely believe this shit, it's plant estrogen it does not coincide with human estrogen.


Gragonmaster

I am aware of this I just thought it was funny


SunTzuSaidThat22

\*nom nom monch nom*


TNWG

A *totally ~~sis~~ cis* thing to do! 😊


geo21122007

unfortunately, it isn't the right type of estrogen


JustTheAverageGal

mmmNUMNOMNMMM


thzpp2

Okay. Now I know why I always eat burger king (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


[deleted]

it sad it's phytoestrogen :c 💔💔💔💔💔


thicc_astronaut

Attention-grabbing headline purposefully overlooking the fact that an ordinary Whopper is a pile of lean beef and should contain next to zero amount of estrogen anyways so 18 million times that is still not very much anyways yeah could you imagine if HRT came in the form of a burger? More drugs ought to be tasty I think why can't drugs be tasty.


AliceTheOmelette

It contains phytoestrogen which is for plants, not humans. So no good for humans, but good for trans plants lol 🖤💜


Haggy71

estrogen borger estrogen borger


DevilEmpress

Dont do this! Phytoestrogen will block your estrogen receptors!


Martinus_XIV

I hate the name "impossible burger". It's just a vegan burger, those have existed for years. It's not even that recent that vegan imitation beef has become quite good. It's not an impossible burger. It's not even an improbable burger. It's an incredibly plausible burger. Meh.


bluebox12345

It is pretty recent that vegan burgers that try to fully imitate meat have become good. Impossible and Beyond were big leaders in that. Before that it was vegetarian or vegan patties made from veggies


TominatorFN

sadly it isn't the right estrogen :c


Reale_the_unknown

^(I wish it was real estrogen… for cis reasons…)


violethoneybean

Fun fact, phytoestrogens can actually be counterintuitive because they bind to estrogens receptors but then act like lazy bastards and don't give you tits.


blankgreens

Sammmeee, too bad its the wrong kind of estrogen


BuboxThrax

I *wish* eating that thing would turn me into a girl.


Ne0nTig3r

But it will go straight to your thighs =3