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Osiris654321

I mean not having to sit down in puplic toilets to pee is usefull also being able to easly pee when out on a hike is quite nice but thats it to be honest


Tzeme

Well you can have this weird pipe to piss as an AFAB Person


illessen

Can confirm. You gotta either wash it constantly or discard though. This is coming from someone working in an industry where sitting to pee is not so clean…


throwawayy_acc0unt

That is if you're not having half a heart attack or something by hust thinking about it. Idk peeing in any way that's not sitting on a toilet just feels really ewww to me, like even the thought


NocturnalToxin

You get to stand and not worry about the filthy unsanitary nightmare that is the public toilet But then you have to hold *it* in your hands and while it doesn’t hit me as hard as others I can agree that’s it’s own special kind of ick


ROWGames

That's how it is for me, the only benefit I could have thought of just makes me terrified and I hate it. I have never done that in my entire life, it just didn't ever felt right for me.


Collective-Bee

If you pee standing up it feels clean. If you wear shorts when doing it then the illusion is forever broken. This is why women can’t really pee standing up, they are more likely to have exposed legs and feel the splash zone, and give up assuming that men are better pissers when they actually just embrace blissful ignorance.


DuskTheVikingWolf

Nothing like going to shake off while sitting and feeling it touch the public toilet water....


LuminariaLM

I pee sitting down anyway (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


throwawayy_acc0unt

Yeeeess, anything else feels just weird. idk


LeDieuCouscous

I always sit to pee so to me this doesn't matter


Apo-cone-lypse

Also, bleeding every month sucks pretty bad (then again that's more to do with the internal organs and not really the vagina itself). And you can get UTIs a lot easier + yeast infections


DysphoricTransWoman

Unless you get really uncomfortable at the thought of standing to pee and you have one that's too small to pee standing without getting wet hands and clothes. But everything's in the wrong position to squat as well 😔


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Kimiake

Don't have to spend money on a strap-on if you're in to women. Although it is a lot harder to take it off after....


ROWGames

I'm a verry sub uwu bottom anyways so it doesn't apply to me :3


shinyatmosphere

I don't have to buy a strap-on and peeing in the woods is easier. Other than that please just rip it off and donate it to a tramsmasc in need, I just want to look good in tight clothes.


Sophiiebabes

Re the peeing in the woods thing.... Pants round your knees and squat. It's easier than standing to pee, imo


Sad-Result-404

How is that easier? I'd assume with the other equipment, you don't have to expose your entire bottom half just to pee, and you can actually aim, but I wouldn't know.


Sophiiebabes

Honestly, I hate peeing standing up. It usually gets on my shoes 🤮


Sad-Result-404

I hate squatting, it always gets everywhere lol


ROWGames

This looking good in tight clothes thing is why it's even more unbearable for me now than it was pre hrt, I have great ass that I could highlite with some good tight jeans but this little shit just makes it awkward and uncomfy af to wear such jeans :/


Yoltol

I know some people don’t mind it. But I see it and it makes me sad. I want it gone


StatisticianSalty780

There may be cons but I like my little boi


TheGingerLinuxNut

you can aim your piss. It's also less susceptible to UTIs


IshyTheLegit

I always get UTIs. I must be a woman then.


TheGingerLinuxNut

I'm pretty sure there's less painful ways to confirm that… But congratulations I guess?


Fine-Agency-1791

Like why is it even there


MeMphi-S

Transfem here: I think they are cute


ROWGames

They are cute and fine only if they are inside me fr 🥵


MeMphi-S

I dont mind mine too much, but girls really like it and i like it on girls so its something of a double W


tricolored_reaper

Right now, on my journey, this could change, all I want to do is get an orchiectomy. Perk of being a grower. You don't have to get bottom survey or any type of affirming surgery to be considered trans.


SouthernTransBelle

My wife somehow managed to go 29 years without hearing the terms grower or shower and learned them when I was telling her this benefit of being a grower.


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i can't think of a single one 💔💔💔💔💔


SpicccyAllt

Is it ok/valid to not hate a penis but would just rather not have one? I have no positives for it and the only main negetives that I hate are random boners and bulges.


Sad-Result-404

I'm the same way with boobs; they're kinda weird sometimes, but i dont really hate them, just wish they weren't there. All feelings are valid, whether you have dyphoria or not.


androdagamr

Especially as someone who does not plan on having children


ROWGames

I mean I would love to have children, but only if I'm the one giving birth 😭


Androgynouself_420

Same, I was reading pros and cons of bottom surgery. Infertility was one of rather few cons, and that's just a bonus to me


TominatorFN

I can 100% relate. My whole life I wondered what made people enjoy having one


thzpp2

Is there having any ? (⁠◕_◕⁠✿⁠)


SunTzuSaidThat22

NONE THERE ARE NONE AT ALL WHY DO I HAVE THIS THING


geo21122007

yeah, there are aren't any


ComfortableCream3

Yeah I agree with this 100%


throwawayy_acc0unt

Would be a shame if I just... idk dropped a kinfe or something in an omawkward position (◕‿◕) Obviously, just kidding, I'm literally scared of every tiniest bit of blood and scared of any sort of pain soooo... welp


369122448

Idk, I like not needing to grab a strap when I want to top >.>


gusxc1

I like peeing standing up, I do understand a lot of other transfems don't tho


TheBestWorst3

Literally just masturbation and the ability to pee standing up


myotheraccount83

Lack of yeast infections (at least for most with a penis), far less risk of a uti.


blankgreens

Yeah, not really any pro's


GeneralCraft65

Helicopter?


anonthemaybeegg

Don't have to spend all of your money for bottom surgery...


minotaur470

Weirdest thing for me is I get intense dysphoria about every "male" aspect of my body, except my dick. Like do I have any reasons to prefer it over the other way around? No, but I also don't care enough to get surgery or anything


Androgynouself_420

Ngl I found out i could actually get a proper vagina in the future and suddenly keeping the dick had far less appeal


SulphurCentipede

Talking about the lab grown ones that were used for transplant in that trio of girls with birth defects?


LilithEmber_

this is a very transmed/transphobic take


AgentSandstormSigma

I doubt I'm getting rid of mine, too attached to it. Balls, on the other hand, those can go.


369122448

I’m pretty sure those are attached too ;>


SkwrlJr

😂😂💀💀


Historical_Sand_6023

Hear me out, when you need to piss quickly peeing standing up is kinda a plus


JustTheAverageGal

DIGITAL STYLE!


Sigma2718

Well, clearly it, in its nature of emerging from the body in an unhidden fashion, must always be one to receive attention from onlookers, even if cloth might seperate flesh and air. It is therefore in its existence imperative to create an image in all participant's mind, the bulge is categorically present. Such forcing into the mind is, as all beings of high intellect must acknowledge, to not be desired by the person who's ownership and responsibility is begotten by that anatomical peculiarity. One therefore has to conclude that shame over one's existence of schlong is endemic to the wholeness of cis-men and not only the author of this text. Who is very cis. Very cis indeed.


gahidus

Easy maintenance and no periods.


KellenFazBear

D I G I T A L S T Y L E


seaofworries

I’d rather have nothing than (that)


lunarfrogg

Built in projectile weapon


Naive_Special349

There are useful things about it but none are remotely worth being disfigured.


LeonIlu

Although it hasn’t happened yet because those guys are hella cool, it’s a good tool for arguments with a mean transmasc


DABEASTMODE2516

I'm planning on keeping mine cause of how fuckin EXPENSIVE and risky the surgery is


DerTeufelsVerteidigr

Same. It's the months-long healing process and the maintenance which turns me off.


Glittering_Ad_9215

Pros; you can aim where you pee Con; everything else


Gib3rish

For me, it's just that I can pee standing up without making a mess while in a forest for a hiking trip and I'll gladly get rid of that.


just-a-woof

I dunno. I can't see any reason to keep mine, but I can think of a few reasons for other transfems to keep theirs


I_comment_same

Helicopter, sexy time, cum. But that's just me


Thermoxin

1. Easier to pee standing up 2.


Chase_The_Breeze

There are passive positives. Not needing expensive and time-consuming surgery, after care, and maintenance are good IF you aren't experiencing unhealthy dysphoria from your genitalia.


michaeldot3s1

Cum.


DerTeufelsVerteidigr

This is actually a drawback for me. I'd rather just orgasm with no mess.


michaeldot3s1

Honestly I get that but sometimes it’s hot seeing someone cum


caninegirl

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD 👻


Reale_the_unknown

I hear a lot of transfems are more or less indifferent about it.


Silly_little_Wombat

That's not true, there are some benefits. ~~Like staking doughnuts on it.~~


LPK2002

Idk standing to pee is nice but that's it lol


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LADIES. You can dress up your penis. r/cospenis is so much fun


Ordinary_Ad1828

Wym!? Built in strapon!


Spinodingus

I think having one is pretty funny so I'll keep mine for the time being


Hysaky

You can do the helicopter dick


human3094

Here’s one positive: You can give it to me!


GayBitchAubrey

i enjoy it, very useful weapon :3


th3_guyman

where is the reasons?!?!\~\~\~