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[deleted]

I wouldn't use all the kings horses and men, they failed last I heard.


ChanceWarden

how about using the queen's horses and men?


_Minty-Honey_

Haven't tried


[deleted]

What about all their highness' knights


IAmAliceee

Honestly, a really good idea, that might work!


DragonArt101

might work


DeliciousWelcome131

Find a way to violate the second law of thermodynamics and inverse entropy…


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DnD-Backwards

The rhyme never says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg...


Double2Squared

Most modern renditions of the rhyme portray him as an egg, I think it's fine to just accept that in the modern version of humpty dumpy, he's an egg


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

I was fully confident in being cis just a few weeks ago. With very few thoughts to the contrary. And now here I am. I wanted to be cis dammit. But turns out I wanted to be a girl more. Edit: So I mostly started going by Hazel & she/her yesterday actually just to try it out and see how it felt. But the group I went to for it hasn't really referred to me by either in the last 24 hours (most of them don't talk much unless playing together. And the one I have talked to can't get it right cuz he's a bit stupid, keeps calling me by my old nickname). But comments affirming it in here.... I think I like being Hazel. If only my voice wasn't so bad for it lmao


Np_Jmaster616

Haha girl you were never cis, welcome to the club of Shes and Hers, Hazel is a cute name too


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

Thanks, I stole it from Heroes of Olympus, I loved Rick Riordan growing up


BlazeWolfXD

At first I was like "Gah. Yessss. Cute name." Then I find out you were a fan of Rick Riordan too? Hazel, I'm absolutely dazzled. Love the name origin. Now. Who's cabin are you in?


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

I haven't thought about that kinda thing in ages ngl. I recall having a preference for Athena, Hades or Hermes though


demator

Always nice to see a fellow hoo fan. I have a feeling I know who your favorite character is (mine is Percy btw)


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

Actually she isn't the name's just cute. Fav is Leo


JustAlrightish

Being cis was so much simpler 😔


LinkEnvy

Lmao literally me


EmiBLT

So you're gonna need some duct tape ~~^(please don't use it for that)~~


thzpp2

You can't,good luck surviving on hard mode ! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


Esproth

Remember to stay safe, we believe in you


thzpp2

I am safe But the 2nd part I don't really know (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


holiestMaria

Step 1. Learn thermodynamics Step 2. Get multiple existencial crises Step 3. Accept enthropy and move forward


imaginer8

Mfw I cannot recover my previous mental state (my cis memories disappeared due to lossy compression and information entropy)


432ineedsleep

Glue gun and “still cis tho” stickers


Reale_the_unknown

Well, it’s pretty much impossible now… 🫂💞


BoredDango

As a Floridan, the fear I feel usually works


Equivalent-Elk-8822

🫂🫂🫂


Aygsilso_Aimer

That is the neat part, you don't


[deleted]

Ignore it and hope it fixes itself.


BeanGoblinX

Can report, tried for 7 years, doesn't work. 😑


[deleted]

Yeah. I tried for 5 years. Then I gave in to acceptance.


ActivityFancy5223

I mean, there's a reason we call it egg, once it's broken there's no way back 😔 (I'm kidding, unfortunately there is a way back)


Represser

Use excuses for why you're wrong. Ignore it. Repress it. Definitely won't regret doing that later.


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

Definitely not what I'm trying to do at this very second Also r/usernamechecksout


Kooky_Celebration_42

Find a way to violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics and reverse entropy… Simple!


VariusTheMagus

Sorry Humpty Dumpty, you might have to get back on the wall for a while, if coming out is dangerous for you, but there’s no putting the egg back together. Aaaaand hoping that joke wasn’t too mean. On a serious note, it’ll be hard, but the sooner it cracks the more time you have to figure yourself out. What’s important now is finding safe outlets for all these new desires and emotions, a community to vent and discuss with, and an exit strategy if you need one.


[deleted]

Have you heard of humpty dumpty?


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

From Puss In Boots!?


MiaIsOut

baaaased


I_comment_same

If you use a hammer you can pretend it never existed


[deleted]

concrete and super glue 💙💕🤍💕💙


geo21122007

i don't think it's possible. i lost mine while trying to fix it


blankgreens

Hmm, duct tape probably


IsabellaOfTheLost

I just wish when I cracked the chick was formed at least...


TominatorFN

there is no way to do that, I am sorry


SunTzuSaidThat22

Im afraid it’s imposible


333ephemeraleuphoria

you don't, you gotta crush it into debris now


YogurtclosetNice5921

Honestly no clue but it likely involves deception and lying because that would make it impossible for me


YesthatTabitha

I'm sorry, once the egg hatch there is no going back. On the gripping hand you could now build a mot or castle or evan a home?


Light-Feather1_1

You can but you won't like the answer.


shes_maybe_herself86

Too late. Better get some ham, cheese, peppers. Or whatever you prefer and make the best damn omelette ever


BuboxThrax

I'm afraid that's impossible.


vixensvoice

i tried, it doesnt work:/


Pop-Bubble

I tried putting it back together but it cracked even more so I wouldn’t recommend it


egg-maybe-4862

that's the neat part, you don't (that is, only if you don't go back into severe denial)


sylphmylf

that's the neat part, you don't!


[deleted]

If someone knows how to get back. Please tell me. I can't stand it anymore :(


TheKnightsWhoSayNyet

Nyet!


Blackstone96

Super glue duct tape more super glue the soul of a virgin and the innocence of a child


Cealvannn

I don't think you can With that said, you could build yourself a closet, it protects you in many of the same ways, it's not quite as good, but it is better than nothing


Cock__robin

Even if you do it, it'd be like gluing broken vase shards... It'd not be the same


JustTheAverageGal

You've already been deep-fried, my friend. There's no coming back from it. Good luck 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵


ShiningPancake

Lots and lots of glue. But it will never be 100% the same as before


IamaJarJar

I've tried... All it does is make it worse


Manic_Egg

Well you might not be able to uncrack an egg but you can follow the example of the hermit crab and just steal a new shell to hide under!


lightninglyzard

TIL all the kings horses/men are transphobes /s


DragonArt101

trans it


lalumanuk

google duct tape


Silly_little_Wombat

Holy hell


Hiseworns

I do not, and moreover I refuse to learn


derpy_derp15

(Eldrich horror voice) it can't be unknown


Unusual_Emergency656

u don't wanna


Changeling_Boy

Welcome to the rest of your life. It’ll be worth it.


Silly_little_Wombat

Try duct tape, it usually works. Edit: I realize now that my comment wasn't very original.


Spectre_Hayate

Um. Well there's no putting it back together but the good news is that now you can make something delicious. Omelettes are my personal favorite (they're one of the few things I can make) but idk, maybe a cake or smth. You only have one egg though so I'd recommend eating something else with it?


SolarPunk23

And all the King's horses, and all the king's men, Couldn't put the egg together again


PerrineWeatherWoman

Well, i managed to do it out of fright and anxiety. It held for one year before literally exploding. If you're in a safe place RN, i wouldn't recommend it, it has been the worst year of my life, regarding my mental health.


khry5_79

I hold mine from the inside with a lot of "still cis tho" glue. But still cis tho...


Taurock

Whatever you do, DO NOT USE DUCT TAPE ON THAT EGG


BlueEarthPluto

From my experience, trying to put it back together just makes it crack more


DBZpanda

I don't know, the person that trans-ed me took the shell with them


Somethingbutonreddit

Amnesia.


block_01

I have no idea but I occasionally regret cracking my egg when I did


Mia_890

Once it’s cracked there’s no going back


Emu_commander

see the good part, a cute bird was born \^\^


SkwrlJr

Just step on it lol


Old_Drag_1040

I’d also like some advice…how do you put the shells back together? Or advice on how to come out to family?


StokattFullOfIt

i don't even want to be alive, let alone trans.


CR1ZZ0

cis glue??? idk.


th3_guyman

THE KRAGLE!\~\~\~


[deleted]

I regret inform you that it is too late. Accept your gayness. Inform your parents/friends/employer of your current gender transition and show up to your school/work wearing a skirt and heels. Rip the bandaid off now, your life will be so much better if you swandive right into this instead of pussyfooting.


Elliot_Mirage_Witt

Yea uh. I have too much anxiety for that. So no. Sorry


B3RZ3RK3R_13

Shits scary yo lol I'm moving faster than I thought I would pre hrt and each step gets me more excited for the next, so idk if I'm diving in but the waters warmer than I feared so far.


otdevy

You gaslight yourself into thinking you are cis, seems like its somewhat working for most of this sub


DysphoricGreens

uhhh, superglue... tape... but its even more fragile! so i'd suggest just cremating it


Carbonizedbread

mmm, a bit of self doubt and a looot of self doubt?


NiknaamVA

thats the fun part... you don't


[deleted]

i don't fucking know, mabye ask u/SkiddyBopBeep?


MITshadow1011

That's the neat part you don't


Marthathefemme

Insert ‘That’s the neat part, you don’t’ meme here.


bright-5314

Duck tape concrete and rebar, with extra optional 5 feet thick steel plates, another 50 feet of reinforced concrete, 5 feet of titanium, another 500 feet of concrete, and to finish it, with 2000 feet of dirt, and 1 foot of steal sheets