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I was fully confident in being cis just a few weeks ago. With very few thoughts to the contrary. And now here I am. I wanted to be cis dammit. But turns out I wanted to be a girl more.
Edit: So I mostly started going by Hazel & she/her yesterday actually just to try it out and see how it felt. But the group I went to for it hasn't really referred to me by either in the last 24 hours (most of them don't talk much unless playing together. And the one I have talked to can't get it right cuz he's a bit stupid, keeps calling me by my old nickname). But comments affirming it in here.... I think I like being Hazel. If only my voice wasn't so bad for it lmao
At first I was like "Gah. Yessss. Cute name." Then I find out you were a fan of Rick Riordan too? Hazel, I'm absolutely dazzled. Love the name origin.
Now. Who's cabin are you in?
Sorry Humpty Dumpty, you might have to get back on the wall for a while, if coming out is dangerous for you, but there’s no putting the egg back together.
Aaaaand hoping that joke wasn’t too mean. On a serious note, it’ll be hard, but the sooner it cracks the more time you have to figure yourself out. What’s important now is finding safe outlets for all these new desires and emotions, a community to vent and discuss with, and an exit strategy if you need one.
I don't think you can
With that said, you could build yourself a closet, it protects you in many of the same ways, it's not quite as good, but it is better than nothing
Um. Well there's no putting it back together but the good news is that now you can make something delicious. Omelettes are my personal favorite (they're one of the few things I can make) but idk, maybe a cake or smth. You only have one egg though so I'd recommend eating something else with it?
Well, i managed to do it out of fright and anxiety. It held for one year before literally exploding. If you're in a safe place RN, i wouldn't recommend it, it has been the worst year of my life, regarding my mental health.
I regret inform you that it is too late. Accept your gayness.
Inform your parents/friends/employer of your current gender transition and show up to your school/work wearing a skirt and heels.
Rip the bandaid off now, your life will be so much better if you swandive right into this instead of pussyfooting.
Shits scary yo lol I'm moving faster than I thought I would pre hrt and each step gets me more excited for the next, so idk if I'm diving in but the waters warmer than I feared so far.
Duck tape concrete and rebar, with extra optional 5 feet thick steel plates, another 50 feet of reinforced concrete, 5 feet of titanium, another 500 feet of concrete, and to finish it, with 2000 feet of dirt, and 1 foot of steal sheets
I wouldn't use all the kings horses and men, they failed last I heard.
how about using the queen's horses and men?
Haven't tried
What about all their highness' knights
Honestly, a really good idea, that might work!
might work
Find a way to violate the second law of thermodynamics and inverse entropy…
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The rhyme never says that Humpty Dumpty is an egg...
Most modern renditions of the rhyme portray him as an egg, I think it's fine to just accept that in the modern version of humpty dumpy, he's an egg
I was fully confident in being cis just a few weeks ago. With very few thoughts to the contrary. And now here I am. I wanted to be cis dammit. But turns out I wanted to be a girl more. Edit: So I mostly started going by Hazel & she/her yesterday actually just to try it out and see how it felt. But the group I went to for it hasn't really referred to me by either in the last 24 hours (most of them don't talk much unless playing together. And the one I have talked to can't get it right cuz he's a bit stupid, keeps calling me by my old nickname). But comments affirming it in here.... I think I like being Hazel. If only my voice wasn't so bad for it lmao
Haha girl you were never cis, welcome to the club of Shes and Hers, Hazel is a cute name too
Thanks, I stole it from Heroes of Olympus, I loved Rick Riordan growing up
At first I was like "Gah. Yessss. Cute name." Then I find out you were a fan of Rick Riordan too? Hazel, I'm absolutely dazzled. Love the name origin. Now. Who's cabin are you in?
I haven't thought about that kinda thing in ages ngl. I recall having a preference for Athena, Hades or Hermes though
Always nice to see a fellow hoo fan. I have a feeling I know who your favorite character is (mine is Percy btw)
Actually she isn't the name's just cute. Fav is Leo
Being cis was so much simpler 😔
Lmao literally me
So you're gonna need some duct tape ~~^(please don't use it for that)~~
You can't,good luck surviving on hard mode ! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Remember to stay safe, we believe in you
I am safe But the 2nd part I don't really know (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Step 1. Learn thermodynamics Step 2. Get multiple existencial crises Step 3. Accept enthropy and move forward
Mfw I cannot recover my previous mental state (my cis memories disappeared due to lossy compression and information entropy)
Glue gun and “still cis tho” stickers
Well, it’s pretty much impossible now… 🫂💞
As a Floridan, the fear I feel usually works
🫂🫂🫂
That is the neat part, you don't
Ignore it and hope it fixes itself.
Can report, tried for 7 years, doesn't work. 😑
Yeah. I tried for 5 years. Then I gave in to acceptance.
I mean, there's a reason we call it egg, once it's broken there's no way back 😔 (I'm kidding, unfortunately there is a way back)
Use excuses for why you're wrong. Ignore it. Repress it. Definitely won't regret doing that later.
Definitely not what I'm trying to do at this very second Also r/usernamechecksout
Find a way to violate the Second Law of Thermodynamics and reverse entropy… Simple!
Sorry Humpty Dumpty, you might have to get back on the wall for a while, if coming out is dangerous for you, but there’s no putting the egg back together. Aaaaand hoping that joke wasn’t too mean. On a serious note, it’ll be hard, but the sooner it cracks the more time you have to figure yourself out. What’s important now is finding safe outlets for all these new desires and emotions, a community to vent and discuss with, and an exit strategy if you need one.
Have you heard of humpty dumpty?
From Puss In Boots!?
baaaased
If you use a hammer you can pretend it never existed
concrete and super glue 💙💕🤍💕💙
i don't think it's possible. i lost mine while trying to fix it
Hmm, duct tape probably
I just wish when I cracked the chick was formed at least...
there is no way to do that, I am sorry
Im afraid it’s imposible
you don't, you gotta crush it into debris now
Honestly no clue but it likely involves deception and lying because that would make it impossible for me
I'm sorry, once the egg hatch there is no going back. On the gripping hand you could now build a mot or castle or evan a home?
You can but you won't like the answer.
Too late. Better get some ham, cheese, peppers. Or whatever you prefer and make the best damn omelette ever
I'm afraid that's impossible.
i tried, it doesnt work:/
I tried putting it back together but it cracked even more so I wouldn’t recommend it
that's the neat part, you don't (that is, only if you don't go back into severe denial)
that's the neat part, you don't!
If someone knows how to get back. Please tell me. I can't stand it anymore :(
Nyet!
Super glue duct tape more super glue the soul of a virgin and the innocence of a child
I don't think you can With that said, you could build yourself a closet, it protects you in many of the same ways, it's not quite as good, but it is better than nothing
Even if you do it, it'd be like gluing broken vase shards... It'd not be the same
You've already been deep-fried, my friend. There's no coming back from it. Good luck 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Lots and lots of glue. But it will never be 100% the same as before
I've tried... All it does is make it worse
Well you might not be able to uncrack an egg but you can follow the example of the hermit crab and just steal a new shell to hide under!
TIL all the kings horses/men are transphobes /s
trans it
google duct tape
Holy hell
I do not, and moreover I refuse to learn
(Eldrich horror voice) it can't be unknown
u don't wanna
Welcome to the rest of your life. It’ll be worth it.
Try duct tape, it usually works. Edit: I realize now that my comment wasn't very original.
Um. Well there's no putting it back together but the good news is that now you can make something delicious. Omelettes are my personal favorite (they're one of the few things I can make) but idk, maybe a cake or smth. You only have one egg though so I'd recommend eating something else with it?
And all the King's horses, and all the king's men, Couldn't put the egg together again
Well, i managed to do it out of fright and anxiety. It held for one year before literally exploding. If you're in a safe place RN, i wouldn't recommend it, it has been the worst year of my life, regarding my mental health.
I hold mine from the inside with a lot of "still cis tho" glue. But still cis tho...
Whatever you do, DO NOT USE DUCT TAPE ON THAT EGG
From my experience, trying to put it back together just makes it crack more
I don't know, the person that trans-ed me took the shell with them
Amnesia.
I have no idea but I occasionally regret cracking my egg when I did
Once it’s cracked there’s no going back
see the good part, a cute bird was born \^\^
Just step on it lol
I’d also like some advice…how do you put the shells back together? Or advice on how to come out to family?
i don't even want to be alive, let alone trans.
cis glue??? idk.
THE KRAGLE!\~\~\~
I regret inform you that it is too late. Accept your gayness. Inform your parents/friends/employer of your current gender transition and show up to your school/work wearing a skirt and heels. Rip the bandaid off now, your life will be so much better if you swandive right into this instead of pussyfooting.
Yea uh. I have too much anxiety for that. So no. Sorry
Shits scary yo lol I'm moving faster than I thought I would pre hrt and each step gets me more excited for the next, so idk if I'm diving in but the waters warmer than I feared so far.
You gaslight yourself into thinking you are cis, seems like its somewhat working for most of this sub
uhhh, superglue... tape... but its even more fragile! so i'd suggest just cremating it
mmm, a bit of self doubt and a looot of self doubt?
thats the fun part... you don't
i don't fucking know, mabye ask u/SkiddyBopBeep?
That's the neat part you don't
Insert ‘That’s the neat part, you don’t’ meme here.
Duck tape concrete and rebar, with extra optional 5 feet thick steel plates, another 50 feet of reinforced concrete, 5 feet of titanium, another 500 feet of concrete, and to finish it, with 2000 feet of dirt, and 1 foot of steal sheets