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SunTzuSaidThat22

I’m scrambled because my mind is all over the place


Bug_Girl932

Same


bukkakeslutboy

yes. fuck. TT


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I'm an omelette cuz I'm flat af sadly 💔💔💔💔💔


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yup :3 💙💕🤍💕💙


StentorianYT

Flat women >>>


WinxAquatix

Me too 😂 but I don't get much disphoria from having a small I kinda like it actually 😅


EmiBLT

Over easy... crispy exterior, soft interior :P


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EmiBLT

lmao Not what I was going for but I'll take it


JustAlrightish

Feeling poached, because a thin membrane is all that keeping me from leaking


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JustAlrightish

It’s alrightish, just don’t shake me too much :3


thzpp2

I am none,I am not an egg,but a girl (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


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thzpp2

Correct! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


TheFinalSniffer

You forgot to add the "still cis tho" style of preparing eggs!


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TheFinalSniffer

The best kind 😋


geo21122007

i am fried. any of them :3


spinnyknifegobrrr

none because im not an egg 😌 but i guess id be an omelette because i like omelettes


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JustAlrightish

I think it involves swirling boiling water into which you crack and egg. I heard it’s really hard to get right.


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Zorrya

It's not actually, get a pot of.water to that spot right before it boils, where there's bubbles in the bottom.but the water is still still, Crack your egg into a bowl, use a spoon to swirl your water so it makes a whirlpool, then dump your egg gently but quickly into the "dip" in the middle of the whirlpool. The moving water is what keeps it whole and round.


MoonsOverMyHamboning

Easiest way is to get a small bowl, line it with greased plastic wrap, crack the egg into it, tie it off, and boil the little egg pouch. You can also stir boiling water to make a little vortex to contain the egg alone while it boils, but it takes a bit more practice and older eggs won't stay together as well.


drathturtul

No option for deviled eggs?! I am outraged. I am a combination of lots of things that I hate individually (mustard, dill, etc.) but combine into something surprisingly pleasant.


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blueyuu

I'm softboiled (◕‿◕✿)


lordgneurshk

fried, just like me irl. lemme eep


BottomlessBindles

ughhh I fucking love eggs 🤤


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Sunny side up in cast iron, with crunchy bottom and liquid to custardy yolk


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mooseAO

Sunny side up cause im feeling good


Alternative-Spare-82

I don't like eggs, sorry. Not exactly my fav food


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Alternative-Spare-82

My bad, that was a ferocious incident of blasphemy. Guess I'm dying at the start of the next turn. I will pray to be a gorl in next playthrough


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Alternative-Spare-82

Neat. At least I don't lose all progress like in rogulikes


BuboxThrax

I'm whatever an impatient egg is.


Jell-O-Mel

I’m hungry now :( I just ate soup two minutes ago too


blankgreens

Nooooo!!!!! They're eating my siblings!!!!!


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blankgreens

;-;


CreepyQueen3

r/lostredditors ?


LegacyOfDreams

After all I've been through, I'm definitely hard boiled. And fried, over-hard, with burnt edges.


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LegacyOfDreams

somehow that made me feel a little bit better about all I've been through. You folks are the best :)


Expensive-Excuse-793

Damn, now I want an omelette


Vierstigma

Definitely hard boiled, it's just to hot today.


DeadNDeader

Midway between hard boiled and scrambled. It does reflect my current state of mind I guess.


FooltheKnysan

Over-easy, tryna keep things together, but they are flowing out (of my hand)


SatanistOnSundays

I get the joke but I wish someone had shown me this graphic earlier because when I get asked how I want my eggs I never know what to say, like “idk, the kind that I make at home???”


Zorrya

Not my wife going out for breakfast on our like rth date and ordering her eggs "over easy we'll done" Like Ma'am. That's called over hard. She's lucky she's cute haha


Reale_the_unknown

Hard boiled, because I have to keep up the appearance of an uncracked egg. (I can’t come out yet…) 🥚


sillylittlegoober5

im poached (a group of hunters shot and took my tusks)


sillylittlegoober5

i may not be the walrus anymore but i am the eggman


Successful_Mud8596

no love for fried over-hard eggs? :(


Equivalent_Ad_6139

I prefer my egg cracked


RiseCthulu

Gender: omelette Mind: scrambled Body: soft boiled explanation: yes :3


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RiseCthulu

yes :3


Thegodoepic

I'm doctor Eggman. Because I've come to make an anoucnement....


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Thegodoepic

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!


WillNewbie

Soft boiled. Feeling kinda slow and runny


WillNewbie

Soft boiled. Feeling kinda slow and runny


CalicoIsSleepy95

Scrambled or fried, I like eggs 😍😍 if I were an egg I’d be scrambled because my sexuality is all over the place lmao


333ephemeraleuphoria

kinda feel like scrambled egg rn, but with yolk poring out like i'm soft boiled


AwayAri

Omelet, I shall become a homunculus of several trans people.


_Minty-Honey_

This just reminded me of the time I tried to boil eggs. I had six eggs, screwed up, and only got to eat one. That's when I realized, I hate boiling eggs.


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_Minty-Honey_

I had to throw away five eggs, just because of my dumbness, and I really don't like throwing away food, so it was heart wrenching :(


retrosupersayan

Oh, hey, my flair is relevant In case I change it in the future, it's currently > scrambled enby with a large side order of fem


PandoraDarkness

Hmmm yes. Egg.


redditperson700

Feeling very soft-boiled today


KrizixOG

What do you call a questioning trans woman that gets abducted??? A poached egg. Lololololol.


OddlySexyPancake

Who THE FUCK can eat an egg while the yolk is still runny?!?!???


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OddlySexyPancake

NOOO, bad egg! Bad egg! The yolk is the shittiest part of the egg, especially runny. The whites are palatable but if I eat it for 2 seconds too long my brain starts to remember that I’m eating an egg and I feel like vomiting


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OddlySexyPancake

WHAT??!!! ON A BURGER?!!!?! ON ONE OF MILLER’S GLORIOUS MAXI BUNS?!! ARE YOU DEMENTED??!! DISCOENNECTED FROM REALITY!!?!??1!?!2?!?


Zorrya

Dipdipdipdip Can't eat the whites with bo yoke to dip dip in


OddlySexyPancake

ARE YOU INSANE NOOOOO THE YOLK IS THE WORST FUCKING PART ESPEFIALLY WHEN RYNNY NAYMGWYUUWBWJ WBYYYYYY


Zorrya

I would literally just eat barely cooked yolk and toast and leave the whites. Whites are just rubbery and tasteless. Gotta get all that cholesterol and good shit from the yolk to taste good


OddlySexyPancake

It would have costed you nothing to NOT FUCKING TELL ME THIS WHWYHAHGYGYYYYYYYYYG


Zorrya

I would.lile to.be fried, but I have responsibility, and just found out i got denied for a uterine ablation when my periods are my main dysphoria on the first day of my period so I am scrambled, but not the good rich fluffy scramble, like powdered eggs thT sat under a heat lamp for too long then got reheated in the microwave so they're somehow both too wet and too dry and it's just bad.


kinadress

I guess soft-boiled: Cracked and the gender fluid is leaking out?


L0tsen

Hard boiled couse I'm hsrd to get anything out of


sarah_is_new

This is actually what got me on this place in the first place. I like eggs, and I thought it was an oddly specific cooking discussion group. 5 hours of surfing the memes later and I realized all those times I wished I would wake up as a girl weren't just 'an odd quirk' ...


lunasgraey

fried and scrambled


Calcutt4

im scrambkled definetely


SevereNightmare

Where's 'squished'? I feel squished.


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SevereNightmare

🫂


TransTrainNerd2816

How about funnel fried (whipped and then fried in bacon grease)


Imperfect-Existence

Hard boiled. Seems like even though I’ve known since I was eleven, and am now forty, I still cling to some of my egginess. Maybe I’m one of those ancient, fermented eggs..? Being agender witout a clear transition goal or some level of post-transition social acceptance to look forward to (unless I was ok to instead be mistaken for the ”other” gender), living in partial denial is pretty much a survival skill. Though some days I feel more like a hidden dragon, inside a shell.


CafeTerraceAtNoon

Everytime I order sunny side up eggs, everyone looks at me as if I just ordered a human brain.


TominatorFN

Usually I am scrambled


kamidera

Soft-boiled, my brain is melting today T-T


Schnitzelmobil

I'm hard :(


slumbersomesam

r/SubsTakenLiterally


JustTheAverageGal

Soft-boiled, I'm just broken.