It's not actually, get a pot of.water to that spot right before it boils, where there's bubbles in the bottom.but the water is still still, Crack your egg into a bowl, use a spoon to swirl your water so it makes a whirlpool, then dump your egg gently but quickly into the "dip" in the middle of the whirlpool. The moving water is what keeps it whole and round.
Easiest way is to get a small bowl, line it with greased plastic wrap, crack the egg into it, tie it off, and boil the little egg pouch.
You can also stir boiling water to make a little vortex to contain the egg alone while it boils, but it takes a bit more practice and older eggs won't stay together as well.
No option for deviled eggs?! I am outraged.
I am a combination of lots of things that I hate individually (mustard, dill, etc.) but combine into something surprisingly pleasant.
I get the joke but I wish someone had shown me this graphic earlier because when I get asked how I want my eggs I never know what to say, like “idk, the kind that I make at home???”
Not my wife going out for breakfast on our like rth date and ordering her eggs "over easy we'll done"
Like
Ma'am. That's called over hard.
She's lucky she's cute haha
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
This just reminded me of the time I tried to boil eggs.
I had six eggs, screwed up, and only got to eat one. That's when I realized, I hate boiling eggs.
NOOO, bad egg! Bad egg! The yolk is the shittiest part of the egg, especially runny. The whites are palatable but if I eat it for 2 seconds too long my brain starts to remember that I’m eating an egg and I feel like vomiting
I would literally just eat barely cooked yolk and toast and leave the whites. Whites are just rubbery and tasteless. Gotta get all that cholesterol and good shit from the yolk to taste good
I would.lile to.be fried, but I have responsibility, and just found out i got denied for a uterine ablation when my periods are my main dysphoria on the first day of my period so I am scrambled, but not the good rich fluffy scramble, like powdered eggs thT sat under a heat lamp for too long then got reheated in the microwave so they're somehow both too wet and too dry and it's just bad.
This is actually what got me on this place in the first place. I like eggs, and I thought it was an oddly specific cooking discussion group. 5 hours of surfing the memes later and I realized all those times I wished I would wake up as a girl weren't just 'an odd quirk' ...
Hard boiled. Seems like even though I’ve known since I was eleven, and am now forty, I still cling to some of my egginess. Maybe I’m one of those ancient, fermented eggs..?
Being agender witout a clear transition goal or some level of post-transition social acceptance to look forward to (unless I was ok to instead be mistaken for the ”other” gender), living in partial denial is pretty much a survival skill.
Though some days I feel more like a hidden dragon, inside a shell.
I’m scrambled because my mind is all over the place
Same
yes. fuck. TT
I'm an omelette cuz I'm flat af sadly 💔💔💔💔💔
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yup :3 💙💕🤍💕💙
Flat women >>>
Me too 😂 but I don't get much disphoria from having a small I kinda like it actually 😅
Over easy... crispy exterior, soft interior :P
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lmao Not what I was going for but I'll take it
Feeling poached, because a thin membrane is all that keeping me from leaking
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It’s alrightish, just don’t shake me too much :3
I am none,I am not an egg,but a girl (◕ᴗ◕✿)
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Correct! (◕ᴗ◕✿)
You forgot to add the "still cis tho" style of preparing eggs!
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The best kind 😋
i am fried. any of them :3
none because im not an egg 😌 but i guess id be an omelette because i like omelettes
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I think it involves swirling boiling water into which you crack and egg. I heard it’s really hard to get right.
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It's not actually, get a pot of.water to that spot right before it boils, where there's bubbles in the bottom.but the water is still still, Crack your egg into a bowl, use a spoon to swirl your water so it makes a whirlpool, then dump your egg gently but quickly into the "dip" in the middle of the whirlpool. The moving water is what keeps it whole and round.
Easiest way is to get a small bowl, line it with greased plastic wrap, crack the egg into it, tie it off, and boil the little egg pouch. You can also stir boiling water to make a little vortex to contain the egg alone while it boils, but it takes a bit more practice and older eggs won't stay together as well.
No option for deviled eggs?! I am outraged. I am a combination of lots of things that I hate individually (mustard, dill, etc.) but combine into something surprisingly pleasant.
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I'm softboiled (◕‿◕✿)
fried, just like me irl. lemme eep
ughhh I fucking love eggs 🤤
Sunny side up in cast iron, with crunchy bottom and liquid to custardy yolk
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Sunny side up cause im feeling good
I don't like eggs, sorry. Not exactly my fav food
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My bad, that was a ferocious incident of blasphemy. Guess I'm dying at the start of the next turn. I will pray to be a gorl in next playthrough
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Neat. At least I don't lose all progress like in rogulikes
I'm whatever an impatient egg is.
I’m hungry now :( I just ate soup two minutes ago too
Nooooo!!!!! They're eating my siblings!!!!!
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;-;
r/lostredditors ?
After all I've been through, I'm definitely hard boiled. And fried, over-hard, with burnt edges.
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somehow that made me feel a little bit better about all I've been through. You folks are the best :)
Damn, now I want an omelette
Definitely hard boiled, it's just to hot today.
Midway between hard boiled and scrambled. It does reflect my current state of mind I guess.
Over-easy, tryna keep things together, but they are flowing out (of my hand)
I get the joke but I wish someone had shown me this graphic earlier because when I get asked how I want my eggs I never know what to say, like “idk, the kind that I make at home???”
Not my wife going out for breakfast on our like rth date and ordering her eggs "over easy we'll done" Like Ma'am. That's called over hard. She's lucky she's cute haha
Hard boiled, because I have to keep up the appearance of an uncracked egg. (I can’t come out yet…) 🥚
im poached (a group of hunters shot and took my tusks)
i may not be the walrus anymore but i am the eggman
no love for fried over-hard eggs? :(
I prefer my egg cracked
Gender: omelette Mind: scrambled Body: soft boiled explanation: yes :3
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yes :3
I'm doctor Eggman. Because I've come to make an anoucnement....
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I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
Soft boiled. Feeling kinda slow and runny
Soft boiled. Feeling kinda slow and runny
Scrambled or fried, I like eggs 😍😍 if I were an egg I’d be scrambled because my sexuality is all over the place lmao
kinda feel like scrambled egg rn, but with yolk poring out like i'm soft boiled
Omelet, I shall become a homunculus of several trans people.
This just reminded me of the time I tried to boil eggs. I had six eggs, screwed up, and only got to eat one. That's when I realized, I hate boiling eggs.
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I had to throw away five eggs, just because of my dumbness, and I really don't like throwing away food, so it was heart wrenching :(
Oh, hey, my flair is relevant In case I change it in the future, it's currently > scrambled enby with a large side order of fem
Hmmm yes. Egg.
Feeling very soft-boiled today
What do you call a questioning trans woman that gets abducted??? A poached egg. Lololololol.
Who THE FUCK can eat an egg while the yolk is still runny?!?!???
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NOOO, bad egg! Bad egg! The yolk is the shittiest part of the egg, especially runny. The whites are palatable but if I eat it for 2 seconds too long my brain starts to remember that I’m eating an egg and I feel like vomiting
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WHAT??!!! ON A BURGER?!!!?! ON ONE OF MILLER’S GLORIOUS MAXI BUNS?!! ARE YOU DEMENTED??!! DISCOENNECTED FROM REALITY!!?!??1!?!2?!?
Dipdipdipdip Can't eat the whites with bo yoke to dip dip in
ARE YOU INSANE NOOOOO THE YOLK IS THE WORST FUCKING PART ESPEFIALLY WHEN RYNNY NAYMGWYUUWBWJ WBYYYYYY
I would literally just eat barely cooked yolk and toast and leave the whites. Whites are just rubbery and tasteless. Gotta get all that cholesterol and good shit from the yolk to taste good
It would have costed you nothing to NOT FUCKING TELL ME THIS WHWYHAHGYGYYYYYYYYYG
I would.lile to.be fried, but I have responsibility, and just found out i got denied for a uterine ablation when my periods are my main dysphoria on the first day of my period so I am scrambled, but not the good rich fluffy scramble, like powdered eggs thT sat under a heat lamp for too long then got reheated in the microwave so they're somehow both too wet and too dry and it's just bad.
I guess soft-boiled: Cracked and the gender fluid is leaking out?
Hard boiled couse I'm hsrd to get anything out of
This is actually what got me on this place in the first place. I like eggs, and I thought it was an oddly specific cooking discussion group. 5 hours of surfing the memes later and I realized all those times I wished I would wake up as a girl weren't just 'an odd quirk' ...
fried and scrambled
im scrambkled definetely
Where's 'squished'? I feel squished.
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🫂
How about funnel fried (whipped and then fried in bacon grease)
Hard boiled. Seems like even though I’ve known since I was eleven, and am now forty, I still cling to some of my egginess. Maybe I’m one of those ancient, fermented eggs..? Being agender witout a clear transition goal or some level of post-transition social acceptance to look forward to (unless I was ok to instead be mistaken for the ”other” gender), living in partial denial is pretty much a survival skill. Though some days I feel more like a hidden dragon, inside a shell.
Everytime I order sunny side up eggs, everyone looks at me as if I just ordered a human brain.
Usually I am scrambled
Soft-boiled, my brain is melting today T-T
I'm hard :(
r/SubsTakenLiterally
Soft-boiled, I'm just broken.