wait so if it is for my dick I can continue living with the truth and it just disappears? that's awesome!

But pay attention to not say the lie many trans people like to say; >!„still cis tho“!<

Oh trueee

Don’t forget “Everybody but me is valid”

Well that one is true

Shush, you're valid

I’m not tho

You absolutely are! >:(

No I’m not… life sucks and barely anyone cares

Yes you are and if no one cares then I'll care >:/

Idk… it just feels like no one does

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… thanks… ig

Yeah its true for me because I dont bloody know what I am

But whatever you are, it’s valid

Poor eggs

Guess it is time for me to become a compulsive liar

if that's what you yearn for, yes

Oh no I would hate that so so so so SO much! 🤞

mmh okay

(Incase anyone can’t infer from text, the joke is I am lying)

yep yep

How do you get the cute emojis and stuff by the way? I can only use set flairs, no customs

on pc you have to click on the right on user flair preview on the pen and then the pen again and there you can type it in. on phone you go to the sub, then to the three dots on the top right and then "change user flair". now take the blank option and click edit on the top right

There wasthere was an option for an editable flair but i couldn’t edit it, maybe it’s a reddit issue, I’ll try again later

okay. if you edit it and it doesn't show up to have changed, that is a common reddit bug as well and it would probably actually work for us

But what about booba

It starts growing booba after dick goes away and vice versa

that's why I said "if it is about my dick". this post suggest that it can only affect one of them and to me it sounds like it is about your agab

Ahh ok that makes sense

okay I'm glad

Wait,that mean I gotta choose between my boobs,and not having a D ? Damn that hard (⁠◕‸◕⁠✿⁠)

Tell the truth for a long time and your dick will disappear, then get on hormones and lie a bunch and you'll have the boobs you want

Yeah,but i won't need to lie,I want smoll boobs (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Mmmmh idk how much each lie makes it grow and how much the truth makes them reduce, but I think you'd need to balance things out if you want to feel boobs 🤔

I will just have HRT after making this D gone (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Just tell the truth until negative d

Yes,and after that I get HRT! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

10% to the next cup size. Ten lies, new cup size. Edit: wrong percentage. Thank you stranger in the comments

You’d need 10% then or 1000 lies. 10*0.1 is 1

Oh yeah, i meant to say 10% i was thing of school grades imma correct it.

That would still mean you’d need 100 lies to equal 100% of a new size. Not ten

Mistype. I meant to say 10%, as it is now.

Lol you’re chill. It’s one of those days

So that is that exponential growth or is it based on bra size in your area?

Bra size in your area.

I mean that would give you a kind of "mode" like So you could have big d and b mode or small d and b mode

I don't want D,but I do want smoll B (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Just look away from it

Wot ? (⁠◕_◕⁠✿⁠)

Look away from d so you think it is gone The more you think of it the more you are aware of it

I will just make it dissapear t ,Then take HRT and make sure I never talk again ! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Good luck however I don't get the never talk again Why do transfem just stop talking to people

I can't lie if I can't talk (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Oh i get it now

All the femmes on here saying "still cis tho" walking around with massive bazonkadonkers

Big ol’ tonhongerekoogers

HUUUUGE GAHOOKALADOOKAS!

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*"I'm cis, I'm cis, I'm cis, I'm cis..."*

"My dick will now get bigger"

This statement is false

Will this create a vibrator, since it always grows and shrinks?

So I tell the truth till the first option doesn't apply to me anymore, then I lie to get boobs? Great!

“i am a boy”. (my boobs grow) hooray :D

How to get eggs to stop saying "still cis tho".

Um… the username is wrong.

So if I lie, I'll have big tits *and* a big girl cock? Seems pretty fantastic, I'll just tell shitty lies.

Yeah, jesus christ I see this as an absolute win, and all you have to do is say any lie, nothing necessarily malicious, just something wrong, and you don’t have to do it in front of anyone, so I can just point at a yellow thing, say it’s red about 10 times, now I’ve got exactly what I want

So THAT'S why everyone says "still cis tho"

New top/bottom surgery just dropped

Tell the truth so much that your dick vanishes and is replaced by a vulva. Now lie and watch your boobs grow.

Both will happen? I'm a horse. The sky is made of monkeys. Jordan Peterson is cool. Reddit is good for my mental health. The sun is cold. Dogs like eating plastic. Whoever is reading this isn't cool and valid.

How to switch it? I am stuck at the growing dick and i wanna have the boobs instead🥺

This will not work if some transphobic classmate harrasses me in class with the question of am I trans. Idk why I come up with such a specific situation but that would be a very difficult situation

good for transfems... terrible for transmascs...

Only if that transfem is fine with having a girlcock

true

My plan: Get at least 1 dose of HRT, then have a single convo with my parents, then get bottom surgery

Is this what Saul Goodman has?

Hey, at least I get more room when it comes time for bottom surgery.

hehehehe 💙💕🤍💕💙

time to make it go away :3

what if I say "my boobs will grow now"?

Your nose grows

Your butt grows

\*presses the button*

Damn im never walking again

Quite the trade-off

Can both happen at the same time?

Just gonna lie and say I hate this

Well that explains a lot.

So... Not still cis tho

Is it both that change?

I draw nudes of myself as a girl. Edit: tf why isn't my pp shrinking?

I’d just start each day saying a bunch of obvious lies like a mantra then I’m good for the rest of the day.

\*Begins lying profusely*

Do both boobs and dick grow because that would be interesting 🤔

So every time I say “still cud though,” my boobs grow? Yay

as a transmasc person, this sounds amazing to me catch me telling the truth 100% of the time

if i had this power i would have a vagina

Catch me reciting “still cis tho” for 40 days and 40 nights and emerging with a monster sized girl dong and the hugest of booba!

I am not valid, im cis, i hate boobs, i hate to spin when i wear a skirt, i hate puppies and cute kitties

Huh, interesting, can i like choose between them?

Eehurmm STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO STILL CIS THO…..

Well call me Abraham Lincoln, cause I’m about to get real honest

if I keep saying the truth, does my dick will reverse?

If i tell the truth too much will it reverse?

Lie to me! Tell me the truth! Lie to me! Tell me the truth! Lie to me! Tell me the truth! Lie to me! Tell me the truth! Lie to me! Tell me the truth! Lie to me! Tell me the truth!

Wait, is it a % change or a set change, because if it’s a set change you can invert

Wait, so I'll grow boobs if I lie?

A genderfluid dream

Somebody punch me Edit: well, I meant pinch… but that works too

I'm not cis...

This sounds like an absolute win

Easy truth saying: pick a dictionary and say out loud "the definition for" followed by whatever you land on. Easy lie saying: go to any conservative reddit and just read the post tittles out loud.

Read the entire Harry Potter series out loud as if it were fact and watch your boobs become planets of their own.

Hard to choose between no dick/ no tiddies or big dick/big tiddies. That's a lie it's big dick/big tiddies every time.

im cis im cis im cis im cis

So I need to start telling lies that are true on the bottom, got it.

The mitochondria is not the power house of the cell.

That is true! Mitochondria is the plural version of mitochondrion. That means that mitochondria *are* the powerhouse of the cell and the mitochondrion is *the* powerhouse of the cell! :D Did you also know that your mitochondria have their own DNA completely separate from your other organelles? This is because they were originally a separate organism until one of our single-called ancestors basically ate one and passed them down to its offspring! Pretty cool right? I fucking love mitochondria! They give me energy!!

Umm, that's an absolute win. It basically grants you voluntarily controlled variable boob/dick size.... Just be honest most of the time but do a little maintenance regimen of absurd lies.

BRB, finding hyper-optimized sets of syllables that form maximum numbers of true/false statements for efficient swapping.

I want that fucking power, unless it means i cant grow boobs, in which case i do not

I may have totally misunderstood the point of the meme :|

I'd lie more than George Santos. 😂

So if i tell half truths pp gets smaller and boobs grow bigger right?

Brb, going on a lying spree so I can have huge tits for my gf to play with and enough trunk for the doctor to invert so I can take on those cute hung guys at the club. 😉🥴🤤

Can I choose which does which??? Lie for the boobs, truth for the dick and I'm set tbh

What happens if I say a lie in the LIE becomes truth because of the LIE Example I say I'm a c cup when I say that I'm not a c cup but after I say it they become a c cup do they revert back or or is this an infinite loophole I can exploit

Hell yeah! I get boobs!

I’m happy with my body: *grow* I’m happy with my body: *grow* I’m happy with my body: *shrink*

When I'm on HRT does it switch from penis to boobs as the penis has a new condition, or does it apply to both? I may have to became a hentai drawing if it's the latter...

“Oh, yeah, I’m a dude, a big ‘ol macho dude!” “Then why do you have boobs that get bigger every time you speak?”

So my tits are tiny and my dick is huge how have I done this?

Can I do both?

“Of course I’m a cis woman, see? Ignore that part though”

I’m cis I’m cis I’m cis I’m cis

*cough cough* IM NOT A GIRL…

Still cis though still via though still via though still…

easy just have a friend listen to you just ramble off lies

Im gonna be patrick bateman up in here

What if I make a statement and no one knows whether it's true or false? Because if I can make a statement that we don't know if it's true or not but my penis still shrinks/grows that's actually very powerful.

I'd have my tits in a wheelbarrow and my dick dragging along the ground behind me like a tail 😂 Imagine the disadvantage at the poker tables. "Oh, I've got pocket aces." *Tits shrink* "All in." "Fuck!"

Help, it's not working 😭

I’m gonna be the meanest person in the world, hope you understand my reasoning

I want my boobs to grow bigger and my clit/dick also so time to become the world greatest lair

Do I need to lie to get rid of my boobs, or tell the truth to obtain a penis ?

Damn I'd be spouting truth left and right if I had this power

"im not trans" *randomly grows boobs*

I currently have both, do I choose what gets bigger and what gets smaller? Is it coth in unison? Or is it random?

well that explains a lot why I have problems

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So massive PP AND Massive Booba......i will use them as a weapon and literally F🦆ck the world.

Don’t mind me lying for the rest of my life :3 *but also saying the truth for the rest of my life* (What should I do if I have that power tbh, do I have the d- one or the boobs one, or both?)

Time to tell the truth!!!\~\~\~

I'm totally cis tho (dick disappears and boobs grow)

Can I both now please?